Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 4th, 2018

mikko Oh wow. That’s REALLY thinking outside the box. pic.twitter.com/sBLr5a4UAh

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PieCalculus Me, looking at a list of advantages of dynamic typing. pic.twitter.com/7EtdkhxTLl

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@expectproblems I’m appreciating this long thread. Remarkably open. But then you’ve always been a bit weird.

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Not an assumption. A rhetorical trick. twitter.com/awelder/status…

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best_in_dumbest We put the “You”
in “Abuse” pic.twitter.com/bZk40Bwpgl

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What I love about this map is that it completely doesn’t look like a diagram of the circulatory system of a gentlem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Re

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@PaulMcEwan6 Lovely. :) I didn’t think it was my fault. Not this time.

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@PaulMcEwan6 Worked for me just now, clicking on that link. Maybe give it a moment, it’s probably transient. Or try..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kv

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“It’s not Middle-Earth, it’s not even New Zealand. Migrating to Melbourne from the Wizard Realm, Jack has unwitting..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sI

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If you’re in AU, you should definitely watch “The Wizards of Aus” sbs.com.au/ondemand/progr… (If you’re not in AU, you..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VU

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So I just saw this on the front of @ABCiview and this doesn’t have anyone good in it at all, right? [Adds to must-w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uJ

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So Brisbane, it’s Friday night and I’m too lazy to check my email to see how it’s going, but last night I launched..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AT

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JustinianNews ICAC lifts suppression order on Peta Credlin and Paul Nicolaou emails smh.com.au/national/nsw/i… via @smh

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ellybaxterpr The idea of a grassroots campaign for corporate tax cuts is so patently ridiculous.

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@SienaPerry Well it’s sounding like this could be the go! But I’ll do my research properly in the coming week.

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@kcarruthers Logistics is implied in a couple of those points. And it’s always about the logistics.

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@SienaPerry As you do. :) We usually get 16 to 20 people for the recording. Interesting beer is always good, though..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bB

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@kcarruthers It’s a bloody good article, eh.

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It’s true, and this is MAGNIFICENT work by @samanthamaiden. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@skwashd It’s true. My life would be a lot easier if I were lazier.

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World’s slowest and most complicated way of running a pub crawl. twitter.com/skwashd/status…

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kypros1992 the three districts pic.twitter.com/dMpR7rtzJJ

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Cugatron I’m guessing I’ll find all of gay twitter inside this box??? pic.twitter.com/gv6PUkc235

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oz_f Bit of cognitive dissonance in this one pic.twitter.com/ROfL487guw

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“What convictions are so deeply embedded today in the U.S. military’s planning for the next war that they could lea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I0

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Someone about to retire willing to take delayed gratification in the form of a government sinecure. Chairing the CS..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fl

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@BlogsofWar @wef I’m happy enough with the gin I’ve just poured.

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Looks like @wef has been guzzling the Kool-Aid™ too. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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NuclearAnthro The Nuclear Notebook series is hands down one of the best (and FREE) OSINT sources for the hidtorical and contempor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AA

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@SienaPerry Hi Siena, a pub on a Saturday afternoon is the style of venue. pic.twitter.com/nfsm8j8884

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BBCSteveR Today’s pro-Kremlin press: Russians “have the gene of the victor built in” & “a record number of Russians are feeli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bZ

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@SydneyTom_ This apartment is equipped both with @gathgwyn and a very extensive drinks cabinet. And cases of wine k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7t

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Fri plan, remainder confirmed: I’ll be staying in at the apartment tonight, because I’m still ridding myself of The..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FY

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@jonoabroad They’ve always been there, but now they feel able to speak openly. In the interests of balance. And of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jW

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And there was much rejoicing.

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Or, you know, just keep sailing along in the confident knowledge they’re The Chosen Ones. Until they fall off the e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QB

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And… thank you, as we approach Cocktail Hour we’re up to 16% of the target for “The 9pm Brisbane Forum”. Please c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pc

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themaxburns ARE YOU THE GUY I TELL ABOUT THE CRIMES pic.twitter.com/F0S9CCB7dK

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Maybe this is the problem with all the banks. The cupboards have snakes in them.

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And as we approach the end of lunchtime, we’re up to 14%. Thanks. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Interesting. Also, I made the mistake of glancing at the replies. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Gwyntaglaw This is such a gorgeous, terrifying statement. It would be funny, too, if it were two old men running away with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O5

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@jamescmcpherson @JohnBirmingham No, I don’t know Brisbane at all. I’ll be seeking suggestions closer to the date.

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kthorjensen Kanye West is actually the perfect spokesperson for modern conservatism because he has no cogent political philosop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8y

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As we hit lunchtime, “The 9pm Brisbane Forum” is 12% of the way to its target. Thank you. Please consider…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U1

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There’s actually something called “Bank of Internet”? Excellent. twitter.com/Salon/status/9…

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weinerdog4life Changed my email signature from “best regards” to “standard regards” and my coworkers are losing their shit. One guy brought a gun

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jonoabroad Anyone heard of a Australian registered bit coin mining company cold calling for minimum 500USD investment over 36 months?

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Significant quantities of fuck all being done by @gathgwyn today. pic.twitter.com/OQEFnJnS9F

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lyria1 Toby Walsh at - bigger than Facebook privacy issues, our analogue privacy (temperature, hear..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wm

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Also, note in these photos, the greatly increased diameter of the cops over time. twitter.com/fred_burton/st…

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grahamgreenleaf I disagree. CBA not knowing where 20M account records have gone is sufficient reason for @oaic to make a public sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…61

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@franksting @gruber I have gotten the ads when streaming, at least in the web player. They’re fuckin’ awful, and I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6X

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@sjsmith_au We were very bad in a previous timeline.

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THIS SORT OF THING KEEPS HAPPENING. pic.twitter.com/HUcx9qkRem

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WerewolfNews WRONG twitter.com/aq_ebooks/stat…

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@anusha_srini I gave it an extra star for the giant butt-plug spaceships.

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@CptHollingworth It was like an Enya album accompanied by photos of coffee cup stains and a claque of Balmain water..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG

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@CptHollingworth I don’t HATE it. It’s not worth the effort of hate. It just generated a profound sense of, “What,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KA

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Yeah. I don’t know why, though. It was fuckin’ dreadful. One of those mumbled-dialog-means-profound things, and it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eX

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I didn’t know Commander Hadfield had joined One Nation. twitter.com/IBMAustralia/s…

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@munin That could be right. I’ve never been to that side of the US.

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@munin It’s West Virginia. They just sort of clone them, don’t they?

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@munin Nah, few will be that special.

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tqbf OH: “if an attacker can figure out how to use Cloudwatch Logs’s search, they deserve my password”

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What you just watched was the greatest political advertisement ever. twitter.com/LPDonovan/stat…

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@MalcomC @ssharwood That would be the alleged “joke”. :)

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Farce”
in “Farsighted” pic.twitter.com/kE9tSa5dft

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patstokes “Blessed are the porn-payers, for they shall inhibit the Feds” twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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I never really got into this new Star Wars story arc. pic.twitter.com/eIpdklmPhV

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Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start, but not too slow (done); as much work as possible on the not-SEKRIT project, inclu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1P

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NoelAbstract At the time this was taken, Bezos was coming off nearly a decade as a hedge fund guy, possessed of two Ivy League d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ma

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AzzyChill It’s a Macbook with an old IBM Thinkpad logo in a Chrome tab pic.twitter.com/bfpUS6bsAu

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Oh please, no. Let’s buy them from someone who knows what they’re doing. twitter.com/billshortenmp/…

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@PetraElliott Actually I’ve described it the wrong way around. Long grass on the OUTSIDE of the fence, at the side..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pF

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@PetraElliott No worries. Nature can be weird sometimes. :)

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druey Today we are all experts in high availability networking.

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@PetraElliott That would be the subsequent fire. Long grass inside the fence, not much grass outside the fence. Totally normal.

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@oberonsghost This is the problem I had the other day! I needed three goes before I got it right.

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benpobjie Up next: Rogue POTUS Staff reveals how Trump violates the Constitution daily by ejaculating on the official White H..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RW

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It just occurred to me that city folks may not realise that lightning strikes on telco cabling is a thing. All thos..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rA

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zannah This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. pic.twitter.com/WPBxy0eDQl

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@christopherneal @NewtonMark @BrigadierSlog I am broadly aware of an entity called “Kris Kristofferson” and it had a beard?

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@juhasaarinen Shouldn’t you be journalisming or something?

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Happy One and a Quarter Day.

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This is, as they say, one hell of a lede. twitter.com/shockproofbeat…

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R_Chirgwin That’ll buff right out ..twitter.com/Telstra_news/s…12

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@juhasaarinen That’s… obscure. Well, it is if you’re not into boxing.

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This is the really fun* story of the morning. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@jplonie I think that’s part of the joke.

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OhNoSheTwitnt Rudy Giuliani married his cousin. Trump wants to date his daughter. Pence calls his wife “Mother”. This is the shit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xs

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Journalists should be banned from using the word “glitch”.

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Meth”
Back in “Methuselah” pic.twitter.com/ViZsGilYe4

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Spit”
Back in “Despite” pic.twitter.com/aFnlRlRbzJ

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@NewtonMark @BrigadierSlog Everything is wonderful in this, the best of all possible worlds.

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This is an interesting and significant play. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start, but not too slow; as much work as possible on the not-SEKRIT project, including 1200 m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dd

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@BrigadierSlog @CommBank For mine, I liked* the idea that no passwords or PINs in the data meant no risk of fraud…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YT

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zackwhittaker World’s worst hacker just asked me to help him get a code-signing certificate for some malware he wants to use. pic.twitter.com/l8GnVHAdBL

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RevRichardColes My next dachshund will definitely be called Stormy.

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Rediscovering several Twitter accounts I’d created for stupid purposes and never used.

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@davispg @troyhunt @jpwarren @OaaSvc Not really. But it’ll be a major fuss in the media.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: I launched a thing last night. This thread has all the details. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Friday. Six is bigger than five, given the circumstances. Friday.

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