Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 10th, 2018

jonkudelka If those goddamn teachers spent less time gloating over their property portfolios and more time teaching compound i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ad

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Stonekettle I have questions. Let’s start with: Who is “everyone?” I want to see a list. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Palvashits “For example, in ancient China, Taoism taught ingesting vaginal secretions would strengthen the Yang (male) essence..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…15

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“Bill Shorten’s speech is communism,” says the IPA’s @Simon_Breheny. “Federal ICAC tramples fundamental legal right..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…44

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@expectproblems So congratulations and break a leg to you kids, y’hear? (OK, I know you’re not kids any more.)

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IMPORTANT AUSTRALIAN GAMING NEWS. twitter.com/objectsgame/st…

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@JonathanPieNews I’ll be at @JonathanPieNews’ gig in Sydney on Saturday week 19 May. I’m very much looking forward..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h2

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@nehadk Same point, different emphasis. Independent recordings can only do good. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@nehadk Exactly. It can’t do any harm to confirm the cops’ version, because they do have a shit job, and it can onl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…84

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dfg77 Please let this be a hill that the LNP would like to die on. twitter.com/Simon_Breheny/…

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Clarke & Dawe, “Climate Change” (2007, I think) youtube.com/watch?v=YFqGdK…

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@nehadk And this is the thing. It’s not about whether there is or isn’t surveillance in society. It’s about who’s d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mf

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@j4gypsy @ABCiview @theweeklytv Not really. We really should’ve thrown Dawkins into that lava in Hawaii.

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“Exclusive: Two researchers say a police breathalyzer, used across the US, can produce incorrect breath test result..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yb

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@rgmerk @jpwarren Getting less good at that, though.

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Turns on @ABCiview stream of @theweeklytv. First words of monologue say this week’s guest is Richard Dawkins. Turns..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MK

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thedailybeast “Like a bloated, portly fake billionaire rolling off a hooker after a hot 45 seconds of passionate sex, Donald Trum..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pQ

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@rgmerk @jpwarren Which is not unreasonable. Mainframes are kinda rare beasts now, for specific applications, and o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U4

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@_midofo_ I now have a ton of supplementary questions relating to hydrodynamics, oceanography, and naval architectu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aY

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@dbph I think it’s safe to assume that whatever random extrapolation anyone makes from my single tweets of Grand Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1S

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@JackieK90995315 @SallyRMelb The trick here is that “55+” means “from 55 upwards, to the end” not “exactly 55”. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1K

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@_midofo_ I know. I am complimenting you. Twat.

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Epigrammist *Bronwyn points at tawny frogmouth* “Socialism!” twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @gnoll110 Given the recent changes, we’ll have Xi Jinping v1 for quite some time yet.

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@_midofo_ Heh. Given my background, that analogy is very helpful, thank you.

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@rgmerk @jpwarren Gotcha. Certainly IBM only has dominance is a handful of key areas now. I’m thinking mainframes,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W7

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@OzBigLew My point was actually about a law expert opining on comp sci and economics, i.e. areas not part of his ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EM

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@PeteLawler I think the answer to that is obvious.

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@SnarkyPlatypus China is way ahead in AI, in some areas, in some key applications. Buggered if I know what a law pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Il

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@OzBigLew I’ll expand rather than “define”. A country whose projected worldview is in opposition to nations which p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sX

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@rgmerk @jpwarren Other way around? Please expand.

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So @ApostrophePong, I know you probably think these are show-off birds, but I suspect you also miss them. twitter.com/theleast/statu…

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“Oh, oops. This was going to have a link to the @GordyPls dildo tweet.” twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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It’s probably important* to listen to a random law professor from an anti-capitalist country opine on computing sci..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vb

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_youhadonejob1 Somethings not right here. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/KHM4OCJS97

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“A solitary buoy in the remote Southern Ocean has recorded a monster wave of 23.8 metres, the largest wave ever mea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ay

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@NewtonMark @twiddlekins @GordyPls @drzax @abcadelaide Well that’s 1990s commercial radio in a single tweet.

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CathcartMichael Here’s a statue of gazing heroically across Port Phillip Bay - a stretch of water HE NEVER EVEN SAW!
H..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2O

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latikambourke Whatever you do don’t re-share these stories I wrote about @stuartrobertmp, which have been mysteriously removed fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k2

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@drzax @NewtonMark @GordyPls @abcadelaide Heh. Yeah, well, if someone gets it from that, it’s a great example for h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mf

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NewtonMark It’s going to be pretty funny after when England isn’t allowed to enter but Australia is.

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futureidentity New phone etiquette: when taking a call, always start with a Turing-test remark or question.

I wonder who will be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CE

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These people get paid for this analysis. twitter.com/Coalition_Medi…

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls @drzax @abcadelaide So it’s Alan Axxxxx, 12 Xxxxxxxxxx Rd, Vale Park.

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@engin_eer @kcarruthers “Do you know who else denigrated people by calling them Communists?”

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls @drzax @abcadelaide He was a character. He entered everyone’s competitions. On TV’s “Rock Are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nD

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@BenjiAlpha @SallyRMelb Yep. You need to have procedures in place, and people need to be trained in how to handle t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iy

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@shal2500 Yeah I know. These people really need to be dead.

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egadheg This appears to be their best shot pic.twitter.com/5ancEH8yWH

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DDsD Nobody on $50,000 is investing in property. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…

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@GreenJ I’ll take “Are people just stupid?” for $10.

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@SallyRMelb I think we have quite a few more avenues for isolated people to feel companionship in the 21st century..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fQ

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@SallyRMelb What about it? You do what’s done now. You switch resources to the task. I think people over-estimate t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…su

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@mpesce @DDsD Mark, you’re not going to try radiosplaining at me, are you? That would be unwise.

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Since my ABC views are causing consternation, here’s an opinion from earlier that I’m sure everyone will agree with. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@p_perez Oh I agree. But that doesn’t have to be padded out with three hours of tips for taming toddlers (which are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wb

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@developerjack So, under the freeway overpass. You trawling for tricks, or selling drugs? Or a bit of both?

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@MatthewBevan I should also mention, in this context, that I’m on the north side of 55 myself, and yet so much loca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yf

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@MatthewBevan This is something I don’t understand. And yes, it destroys my argument. I’m going to make myself another drink.

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@Pollytics @DamienCWalker Plus there were the resources to do stuff out in the community, not just sit in a studio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HO

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@GordyPls @drzax I left @abcadelaide in 1991, but I can still tell you the full name and address of Alan, the guy w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z3

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NewtonMark The only man in Australia with an permanent pulsating purple erection about immigration is sad that Shorten didn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ou

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gvaireth Multi core processing
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queer_queenie if you’re feeling down, remember there’s a terf out there who we’ve ruined cotton candy ice cream for pic.twitter.com/YUjG7HqzR9

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@jpwarren Mind you, the bigger the dilapidated palace, the longer it takes to burn down.

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@jpwarren Heh. I left my last Fairfax job in 1996. I’m amazed it’s lasted as long as it has.

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Keep fighting that good fight, Petal. Sooner or later you’ll win that lusted-for Year 10 Debating Club bronze award. twitter.com/Simon_Breheny/…

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I think the real problem here is that when I resigned from the ABC in 1991, they didn’t say “Wait! We’ll make you M..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8Q

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glengyron Courageous leadership. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@GordyPls @_midofo_ In a very real sense, we all grew up in a tin mine.

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glengyron Stanmore is so toxic that first we must have cleansing fire before the bulldozers come through. twitter.com/pleasedontatme…

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semibogan Well this is depressing pic.twitter.com/j9WhI07f55

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@noreasonspec [Nods] Two quick responses. I’m not against local presence and journalism. That’s vital. I can’t expl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QD

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@wendy_harmer Actually, my “If I were in charge of the ABC” rant is better shared over slightly too many drinks, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…02

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“We have been doing this for 30 years” is not at all an argument that justified doing it for a 31st year.

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Vast slabs of ABC local radio are just boomer-minding services anyway. I’ve been saying for 30+ years that ABC loca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xk

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I would be happy for the ABC radio to drop ALL “companionship radio”, which is the bulk of local radio and ABC Clas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ln

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@markeldo @NewtonMark @guardianstyle @GuardianAus I had the same reaction, initially, but now I’m cool with it. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bi

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glengyron Pfft. I could spew 11-tonne boulders. twitter.com/smh/status/994…

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@DamianM @franksting @juhasaarinen @heldavidson Wow. How could we have possibly forgotten the lessons of Tommy Lee Jones?

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benwpratt “House husband”. It’s also just called being a parent. But sure, let’s pretend it’s 1950. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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CameronCollie Question: Do you call @Telstra and try and explain your lack of internet to a Telstra technician OR do you let a bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eo

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@NewtonMark @guardianstyle @GuardianAus That’s why creating style guides is “fun”. I’m kinda glad that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qe

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@_midofo_ Oh yes! That’s a great piece of “FFS, OK, we’ll explain this again.” ;)

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @guardianstyle @GuardianAus I use “Anzac” for the day and the general concept, “ANZAC” for the military unit.

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@NewtonMark I understand @guardianstyle’s argument as linguistic. I seriously disagree. Normally I file as close to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kT

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@arizclint God bless America! Seriously, though, who actually thought that this would work?

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In which @gathgwyn decides that Nat ‘King’ Quoll is a threat to household security. pic.twitter.com/OD9sJzgArq

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“New Hope for Brutalist Wonder: IKEA May Turn Pirelli Tire Building into a Hotel” weburbanist.com/2018/05/09/ike… A magnifi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FC

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dannolan the 2018 budget translated for millennials
𝟏 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞
𝟐. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞
𝟑. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫

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@juhasaarinen @heldavidson Are you sure it isn’t because it’s lava?

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heldavidson is it because it’s lava twitter.com/cnni/status/99…

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EJBrand My condolences to this c18th teenage girl, whose impressive moodiness was advertised IN THE PAPER and captured in p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nW

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@elronxenu @nswpolice Goddammit you know they’re going to do that now.

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Australia, where government agency announcements use the phrase “get another crack at it”. twitter.com/BOM_WA/status/…

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@jxeeno Trends are also not about volume but rate of increase.

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@jxeeno Yep, paid content on the intertubes has to be marked as such.

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jdub if you have any poo, fling it now

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@paulwallbank @TessBennett @Which50 Ideally, yes. In the Olden Days™ we had to figure them out for ourselves.

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TessBennett We’re hiring a full-time journo to join the @Which50 office in July. I’m looking for someone early in their career..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TZ

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I remember hearing of other places where they painted signs on the walls of people “suspected” of things… twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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joshgnosis And the usual reminder: I don’t care about the porn tweet. It’s the fact that it got referred to the AFP, and then..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nj

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joshgnosis The AFP has finally ended its investigation into why Greg Hunt’s Twitter account liked a porn tweet, couldn’t ident..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fz

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sky_traffic my new book, I’m Being Silenced! is now streaming directly into your brain against your will

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@ResistanceHole This continues to be a favourite. “After An Island-Wide Blackout Left Millions Of Puerto Ricans Wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AM

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“Resistance Win! This Artist Was Going To Draw Trump And Putin Kissing, But Was Worried That Seemed Homophobic, So..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WI

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“Take That, Drumpf Lovers! A Research Team At MIT Has Conclusively Proved That Trump = Voldemort” resistancehole.clickhole.com/take-that-drum…

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TimWattsMP The One Tweet Hacker escapes attribution yet again. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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ResistanceHole If this gets 1,000,000 RTs @realDonaldTrump is required by the Constitution to resign!

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NichBoy My baby was freaking out because I was yelling at our Google Home to stop playing music. My partner told him “don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mm

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AlexKokcharov At a military parade in , , separatists presented what purported to be “new domestically manuf..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q7

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NSWRFS Smoke from NPWS Blue Mts hazard reduction burn visible tonight & Fri. Strong winds will help disperse haze tomorrow..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hX

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, then , “Ride of the Valkyries” from “Apocalypse Now”.

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Well today has been a complete write-off. And now it smells like everything is on fire.

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LeVoyageurOz I’m a little teapot.
pic.twitter.com/DzEaWK4uJA

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burgotastic I think they’re cooking meth on Play School pic.twitter.com/G1MksUZ5Zi

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GMPaiella Live every day like you’re a beautiful celebrity just finding out about the Iran-Contra affair pic.twitter.com/zmMgJGatwN

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PeteLawler Australian Government minister boasts how he ate an entire day worth of unemployment benefits in one course of a me..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8F

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oheather1337 Friends who sit at a PC all day like myself, don’t forget: pic.twitter.com/QoBju8jN99

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ranimolla Facebook’s reorganized product team is led by more guys named Chris than women: recode.net/2018/5/8/17330… pic.twitter.com/ae6bv8HQyD

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Closing my eyes for a little while, in the hope that when I open them again everything will be better.

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GordyPls Out there right now somewhere, is the guy that’ll hot glue a buttered dildo to the monument of Cook and put the vid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bS

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pakman Somewhat unfortunate article layout, @nytimes. pic.twitter.com/qBUpHiD34J

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SteveMolk REMEMBER THIS MORNING WHEN I SAID I WONDER HOW LONG BEFORE HE HAS TO BE DIS-ENDORSED?! HE HASN’T EVEN MADE THE END..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xc

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jperlow Only open source people get this joke twitter.com/textfiles/stat…

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mormorlady “Of the half a billion dollars earmarked for the Great Barrier Reef in Tuesday’s Budget, the lion’s share goes to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Es

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BrianMcGilloway My Year 14 class have named the plants in my room. My work here is done. pic.twitter.com/0rp32rrwnB

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@phbarratt Wow that’s harsh. But, you know, fair. @SnarkyPlatypus

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phbarratt I don’t know. Suicide notes always have a sort of macabre interest. twitter.com/snarkyplatypus…

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Thu plan, inconvenience confirmed, because stupidity involving meds: Soup (eaten); sloth around the apartment, sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jW

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OrkneyLibrary Turns out that not ALL our old stock is suitable for the book sale trolley.

I’ve been withdrawing thriller novels..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wx

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s interesting bits, but it’s a torrential downpour of dead cats this week. It’s raining cats and cats, in fact.

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jeamland What would you prefer? A date with Tom Cruise or lamb roast with Barnaby?

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@rohan_p Please. I’ve fucked up my meds today, and I’m having enough trouble coping as it is without this shit.

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@juhasaarinen @ashabeeeee That’s five dollars a fuckin’ word you lousy flea-bag sloth.

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ClickHole Hell Yeah: Wikipedia Is Putting Everyone’s ‘Criminal Allegations’ Section Up Top So You Can Get Right To The Good S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…12

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waltonkate I cannot be the only person to misread this as ‘spontaneous threeway party’. twitter.com/adharves/statu…

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joshgnosis Dead pic.twitter.com/57bV566TZ1

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damiengwalter Yes, no doubt this Uber drone can also deliver a nice salad. So why is the example always a fried food?

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damiengwalter We’re building a high tech automated society…to deliver burgers. twitter.com/CostaSamaras/s…

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INNOVATION FROM THE NSW GOVERNMENT! twitter.com/AndrewColley/s…

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@iiTalW Indeed. And also the cat thing.

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IMPORTANT WOMBAT NEWS FROM AUSTRALIA. twitter.com/AusSMC/status/…

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@iiTalW Meh. They’re cats. This is how cats work.

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@gathgwyn Oh dear. Guess who slipped and grabbed the nearest convenient object? pic.twitter.com/DYnCeDkh4Y

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It’s very bright behind you there, @gathgwyn! pic.twitter.com/e7cZ6WZr5K

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japantimes Saudis will seek nuclear weapon if Iran does, minister tells CNN jtim.es/y0Me30jVgI6

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xeni A search engine for old Geocities sites — find yours, and you can start re-editing it! boingboing.net/2018/05/04/a-s… pic.twitter.com/HzlHNkIQgw

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@purserj @jetztgibtshaue @ashabeeeee They should also be looking to iridology, myrmomancy, and speaking in tongues…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2c

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@patentology No idea. Someone else’s problem.

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computerworldau Telstra halts sales of ZTE-made handsets computerworld.com.au/article/641008…

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@mogadeet I have proposed that approach, but my GP has a different opinion.

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@Drag0nista @aleeb88 [Sings] “‘Scuse me, while I mute the sky…”

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NewtonMark This, from @MrDenmore, pretty much sums up the state of the art. failedestate.com/kabuki-economi… pic.twitter.com/Il1rUxQIg6

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“​Home Affairs considers blockchain for Australia’s trade supply chain visibility” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/home-a…

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YEAH THIS TIMELINE SUCKS. SO LONG, LOSERS! pic.twitter.com/8KVczwXJbn

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STOP WITH THE PORRIDGESPLAINING.

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@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark A friend of mine was prescribed a longneck of Cooper’s Stout daily.

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Thu plan, inconvenient draft: Ridiculously slow start, because stupidity involving meds; wait for the weirdness to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tq

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See, people! Time travel is possible! (Also, the entire thread is amusing.) twitter.com/daveharmon/sta…

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@psychopoesie @madcatjo2point0 You are incorrect. Your thoughts are bad and you should feel bad.

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Does her brain get its own jar? Does that mean they kill her first? twitter.com/UNSW/status/99…

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abcnews Poland spill brings highway to sticky standstill after truck crash. Photo: AP ab.co/2rwYKZL pic.twitter.com/MuBrNU5urR

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Dutton has a child care centre? That’s magical. twitter.com/bugwannostra/s…

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Porridge is like you accidentally spilled a bag of horse food on the ground and left it in the rain for a week and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4w

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Porridge is fucking disgusting.

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I guess I should’ve woken earlier and gone to the Sydney Fish Market wharves, @CARROT_app. Sigh. pic.twitter.com/xb22B9MfIz

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @arizclint I haven’t looked at my email yet. I hope I have it, because the idea of not..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4w

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ssxio This is my favourite tweet of 2018 so far. twitter.com/shanselman/sta…

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nycsouthpaw Better call Essential Consultants. twitter.com/nakashimae/sta…

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Pro Tip here from Australia’s bestest-ever politician. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Somebody — I’m not saying who — seems to have forgotten to take their meds when they got home late last night. So ttwitter.com/i/web/status/9…DVcW

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meakoopa lord grant me the supreme blowhard confidence to explain Catholicism to the actual Pope pic.twitter.com/o4aLK3EAQ3

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AstroKatie Don’t let anyone tell you an astrophysics education is too esoteric to be useful in the real world…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fg

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DPRK_News Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. pic.twitter.com/aUX5QGlyNN

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Thursday. You should have at least half of the blue paint left over. Thursday.

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