Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 11th, 2018

Should you have any unwanted soldiers cluttering up your territory… pic.twitter.com/zvTnobESdf

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meakoopa theologians and cardinals are convening in the libraries of St Peter’s Basilica, hard at work on the next papal enc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FQ

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SumishaCNA BREAKING: Dr Mahathir says the King of Malaysia has indicated he is willing to pardon @anwaribrahim immediately. He..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ph

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BrianHonan On a train and group of young adults at table next to me are comparing their passwords to each other to see who has the funniest ones

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50cent Look at the bright side, l could be saying slavery was a choice.

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volvent OH: “our incident response plan… hmm… I guess we’ll just quit”

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zyzzyvamedia Isn’t the industry trying to improve its image by pretending to care about responsible ? I’m thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tv

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jjbw Things That Never Used To Happen At The BBC #317. pic.twitter.com/jcoxKNHbq5

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BRKeogh AUSTRALIAN VIDEOGAME MAKERS
I’ve launched a poll for my research project on Australian game dev. Hoping to paint a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JB

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NishantK So, how do I issue a RTBF to everyone that I have ever given a document to that they have photocopied for their rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…id

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alexkidman Random music thought: I wonder if anyone ever informed Paul McCartney or Michael Jackson that the girl was her own..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZG

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Beautiful. “Man changed address of UPS headquarters to his own apartment: Thousands of mail items rerouted to Dusha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qf

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Fri plan, confirmed: Urgent-ish comms; 1045 medico; 1200 editorial phone meeting (all done); lunch (momentarily); a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jY

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sclark_melbs I’m going to start calling Mathias Cormann ‘MatCo’ and I encourage you all to join me

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DavidFeng If you say so… twitter.com/kathychen2016/…

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erlendaf - the worlds most trafficked mammal, including through and from . of endangered..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U7

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michaelneale Well going NZ. Home for the weekend. This was a novel sign pic.twitter.com/tOHzxYuXvu

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SezClom How long until the Dept of Anaesthetics notices I’ve modified their sign? pic.twitter.com/C5PmdbO0oU

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johnmcternan Tim is:
✓ shamelessly delivering a party line
✓backing the leadership
✓guaranteeing his own career prospects
✓keep..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xf

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@misskylie77 @juhasaarinen It won’t happen. Changing the Constitution requires both a majority of voters in the maj..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vz

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nick_kapur This is the crucial missing link between modern bears and gummi bears twitter.com/ticiaverveer/s…

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BoingBoing Smoke weed, not paper. The Twisty Glass Blunt comes in regular, mini, and XL in our shop, starting at $39…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lo

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@juhasaarinen Yeah, that’s a great way to put it. This whole Section 44 debacle is the completely wrong kind of hilarious.

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trevortimm We’ve all missed it. twitter.com/johnjharwood/s…

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normative I think people are understandably creeped out by the general prospect of being duped about whether they’re interact..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WB

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Section 44 Latest: “Labor MP Anne Aly told to check citizenship status”
abc.net.au/news/2018-05-1… pic.twitter.com/YZD4tdDztb

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zdnetaustralia ASD refuses to take backward step in wake of DTA cloud strategy zd.net/2rC4Ur0

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zdnetaustralia Labor proposes smart cities plan under resurrected National Urban Policy zd.net/2rAwo06

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RJSalmond Why doesn’t Australia, the largest of the Eurovision competitors, simply eat the other 42?

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BFriedmanDC WH Chief of Staff John Kelly thinks he’s describing immigrants, but he’s literally describing many rural Americans..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5O

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@NewtonMark Thanks for the update, Mark. I used to live on the corner near there.

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dzennon Waaaaaaaaaaaait for it
pic.twitter.com/NgibSnfrPI

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joshgnosis Sure. If you’ve never heard either song. Or any song ever. pic.twitter.com/3HeA1RkZsH

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franksting I hear the Most Liveable City in the World is having the Most Liveable weather in the world today.

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workmanalice Investigating the media tip-off from jobs minister Michaelia Cash’s office about raids on Australian Workers’ Union..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wc

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sure, but I don’t think your method was optimal.

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What if we told the anti-vaxxers that the flu vaccine gives you immunity to the effects of chemtrails?

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I just got a flu vaccine shot. You should get one too.

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vaporwavevvitch choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/BJEEV9SZ11

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mathowie Klout was really great at one thing: letting me instantly identify people to avoid because they felt compelled to s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PP

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The fourth image seems to show what happened to Plastic Boy after the Budget Night party. twitter.com/KristyKokegei/…

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@dobes @ArmsControlWonk @NuclearAnthro It’s even worse than Bitcoin on a cocaine delivery day.

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@dobes I haven’t had a chance to think about it yet. Maybe @ArmsControlWonk has upped his doom forecast. Or @NuclearAnthro.

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@twiddlekins @morebento @R_Chirgwin Isn’t it great? Exactly what’s needed, and no more.

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hondanhon ikr it’s sometimes so difficult to cancel a contract with a phone company twitter.com/MarshallCohen/…

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Handy technique for production meetings. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Mumbrellanews News Corp posts US$1.13bn loss, citing Foxtel as main cause bit.ly/2rBycpq pic.twitter.com/cbOiqu3ryp

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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davidmackau Eurovision Blocked China From Airing The Song Contest After They Cut Ireland’s Same-Sex Couple Performance..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pX

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johnmcternan The ensuing conversation is Twitter at its best (via @MartinBelam) twitter.com/frogcroakley/s…

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@rohan_p And why not? I’m sure half the emails you receive feel like they were written by algorithm anyway.

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@rohan_p Or credit a different random author each time.

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NickEvershed I don’t have a heater so I’m just going to open chrome on my laptop and give it a big hug

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@franksting So what you’re saying is that it’s your fault.

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TProphet Most common WiFi password in China. pic.twitter.com/RrNqCijUP3

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@morebento @R_Chirgwin It’s an Australia-wide frog identification app. Does what it says on the tin.

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@aleeb88 We just pulled out of Stanmore. I’m heading to Town Hall, or maybe Central because I’m a bit earlier than I need to be.

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Hey @R_Chirgwin have you downloaded the Frog ID app yet? It’s even more good if you let it download all the data an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iw

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@aleeb88 This also means we’re on the same train, for some reason.

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Dropped on his head a few times at a young age? twitter.com/upulie/status/…

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patstokes If you say “Sierra Oscar from 3-7-3” to any Australian my age and they reply “Go ahead Tony” or similar, they were..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SQ

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NewtonMark One of the most egotistical “look at me” narcissists in the Parliament has suddenly decided that photographs of him..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Al

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DanHopp The honor for “worst tweet of all time” gets obliterated on a daily basis like home run records in the late 90s twitter.com/GOP/status/994…

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Report of snowflakes in the Blue Mountains #1. twitter.com/bluntshovels/s…

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dgwbirch Caller “Hello, this is Microsoft Customer Services. My name is Jeff. Your computer is reporting a fault to our syst..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nr

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Hey Melbourne, any of you go to Candy Bowers’ “Live Hack” on Wednesday night? mkw.melbourne.vic.gov.au/events/live-ha… I’d like to k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PE

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HeerJeet You always think, “I’m aware of how despicable these people are” yet they always manage to shock you. twitter.com/samueloakford/…

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“Dr. Dre Just Lost A Long Trademark Battle To A Gynecologist And Actual Doctor Named Dr. Drai” buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/dr-d…

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Fri plan, draft: Urgent-ish comms; 1045 medico; 1200 editorial phone meeting; remainder ad libitum. Not quite how I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XE

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KrangTNelson the bar owner who posted richard spencer’s declined credit card basically summing up my entire moral philosophy: pic.twitter.com/MesGc6eZTv

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GonzoHacker Your privacy is important to us. Your personally identifiable private information is quite literally our most valuable asset.

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annie_parker High vis chicken jackets? The world is instantly a better place. @kcarruthers twitter.com/susanstrongman…

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stilgherrian “Bill Shorten’s speech is communism,” says the IPA’s @Simon_Breheny. “Federal ICAC tramples fundamental legal right..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…44

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@PeteLawler Is there someone local there who can check?

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@morebento That’s interesting. In my case, though, the vivid dreams are a known side-effect of one of the medicatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…88

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@Michtull How about I just DM you when I’m turned on?

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It’s Klout. Why should they stop being full of bullshit now? twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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Haha I must be being turned off because I’m not GDPR compliant either. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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So whatever it is that I do, I’m now doing it. Until they get back from the courtroom. And I’m just kinda lying here, slightly confused.

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There was currently a court case over whether I could be / should be turned off permanently, and they’d be back in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QB

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Skipping over a complicated discussion about how I’d been recruited into this existence, it was “gently” explained..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1i

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I got back to… somewhere. A squat? And the people there had just found the hidden cameras. They also told me that Itwitter.com/i/web/status/9…4pqm

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So in the dream just now I asked an old friend where I lived, and he looked back in a mix of fear and sadness, mayb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vB

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Another, my iPad was never working properly. It’d be showing some sort of game promo, or badly made porn, and I cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3l

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In one, I was always leaving a job or uni or whatever and couldn’t remember where I lived, though I knew from exper..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HY

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So, these dreams I’ve been having. The vivid ones. A long sequence of recurring themes just collided, and I’m a little shaken…

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Friday. The fork is on the wrong side of the plate. The fork is on the wrong side of the plate. Friday.

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