Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 15th, 2018

best_in_dumbest We put the “Youth”
in “Euthanize” pic.twitter.com/5NrGMxbqJE

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surgeonshall Ribs from at 28 year old Private of the 1st Royal Highlanders. He was wounded during the Boer War at the Battle of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6u

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@PaulMcEwan6 I’m sorry to hear about the no-friends thing, but thanks for such generosity. Again.

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@manindotblack Fair point. I did a Wednesday to turn around the payout in time once, when I launched late, but had..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…re

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Recording starts around 2pm. It’s recommended that you arrive a drink or two beforehand, though. And it’s even more..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K9

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Anyway, you’ve got just 48 hours left to pledge your support and earn yourself ONE TRIGGER WORD or THREE TRIGGER WO..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7z

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I also like Semi-Pro Brewing Co’s slogan: “Bringing you quality craft beer at semi reasonable prices at semi regular times.”

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UPDATE: “The 9pm Brisbane Forum” will be recorded at the Semi-Pro Brewing Co in East Brisbane on Sat 2 June..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9R

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franksting That literally nobody does tells you a lot about what Twitter knows about it’s users twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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whiteswine Warm ground, misty rains: fungi authorities issue Code White: SA Health sahealth.sa.gov.au/wps/wcm/connec… pic.twitter.com/Vb3Js2OJeF

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In progress: Chicken and button mushrooms in red wine, garlic, oregano, and capers. To be served with pasta. pic.twitter.com/OpoVQiYA8b

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@nphair They’re almost that frequent too.

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@mektronik And since it’s out west, a good 1970s-style Oz Rock number, I think.

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aishagani The Met Police used facial recognition at London’s Notting Hill carnival 2016 & 2017 and at a Remembrance Sunday ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pX

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That’d be a great book title. “Customer Disturbance at Kingswood”.

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Railways in New South Wales, 1 of 2. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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jxeeno Real-time carriage occupancy is now available on Waratah trains! pic.twitter.com/L89ag9JLLB

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@JohnBirmingham OK, so a known crazy person has just bought a FORUM QUESTION and kicked it up to 33%. I am confiden..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yt

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@davispg We should just build Zeppelins, right @DavidFeng.

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alastairjam “There are a lot of commas in this story” @OHnewsroom

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TheKennyDevine Things to remember when discussing the Middle East on Twitter:
1. Israel can do no wrong
2. If Israel does do wrong..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fb

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@JohnBirmingham Later this evening I’ll be confirming the planned venue for the Public House Forum episode. It’s un..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s6

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With just 50 hours left, we’re 29% of the way to making “The 9pm Brisbane Forum” podcasts happen: a Public House Fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TL

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Wow. In Australia we don’t even have enough trains for people, let alone hydrogen. twitter.com/shedmaster48/s…

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@Sam_Hickey Indeed. Anyway, I now have two different kinds of drugs in dodgy-looking plain capsules, plus a package..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0Q

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oz_f “Australia urges Palestinians to refrain from being shot” 🤔 twitter.com/juliebishopmp/…

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@justdanfornow Michael Portillo’s trousers are aware of everything,

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MoonPie It is the year 2032

Twitter has been abandoned except for brand accounts who continue to talk to each other and ro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Av

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The Carlingford line, truly one of the world’s Great Railway Journeys.

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marcuskelson this is not a political metaphor, because I know what you scamps are like, but for fuck’s sake I wish the schnauzer would stop farting.

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@benpobjie Well if it’s microscopic then what’s the point?

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I just got spam offering to “expand your lead funnel” and I would like to know more.

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burgotastic We thought Teen Vogue was an ally, but they are the enemy twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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@smsmithwriter All good, thanks. I ended up going to an alleged “only outlet” in Carlingford.

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@Asher_Wolf Finally, gender as an issue in this. Obviously the genders of the players are what they are. I don’t th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AI

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@Asher_Wolf Meanwhile Crikey did approach freelancers directly. My response is “So what?” This is normal in the ind..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5h

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@Asher_Wolf I understand that Fairfax (was it?) then picked up the story, adding more journalism before running wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rC

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@Asher_Wolf Specifically, my understanding that the proposed ZDNet story wasn’t rejected outright, but suggestions..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1l

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@Asher_Wolf This burst of stuff is about several unrelated grievances, and I think that paints a misleading picture..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6D

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@Asher_Wolf On reflection, I stand by this tweet, and I certainly don’t withdraw it. But I think I could have said..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4B

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@Asher_Wolf That’s a bit rich. I can’t write analytically while walking along a busy highway, and I’ve already said..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ys

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@Asher_Wolf OK, then that too can wait until I’m not running errands.

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@Asher_Wolf No. I don’t think that of that one fact, apart from it being a gripe, yes. But I’m not going to get int..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k1

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@Asher_Wolf @bhakthi None of it was advertised, though for just 10 hours a week for a few weeks on a specific proje..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zV

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Well this a spectacularly wide-of-the-mark outburst by @Asher_Wolf, substantially misrepresenting several unrelated..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…57

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@mattdasilva You misunderstand the issue, I’m afraid. I must to Carlingford.

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Right. There’s only one compounding pharmacy with these drugs. In Carlingford. OK Google, how do I get there? Oh. pic.twitter.com/7lJ13UItdD

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True, this is an important marsupial sex story from Australia. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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“Chinese man pays $29,300 for two steamed buns by accidentally entering his PIN as amount due”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8G

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“Where’s your nearest public nuclear shelter? Sweden, probably” abc.net.au/news/2018-05-1… pic.twitter.com/CfUrYDrrT5

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Interesting. I’m at a compounding pharmacy, but the senior pharmacist says they can’t get the ingredients. Looks li..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hw

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Goodtweet_man If Voltaire was alive today he’d be the most insufferable piece of shit on this website, bar none.

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@staticsan This is probably true. Usually preceded by your doctor muttering “How do we even do this again?”, lookin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aS

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I’m organising some special drugs.

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Discovering that some people don’t know what a compounding pharmacy is, despite actually having one in their shopping centre.

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CrimeADay 21 USC §§331, 352(c) & 21 CFR §358.650(e)(2) make it a federal crime to sell pubic lice treatment unless the label..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TR

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Edge”
in “Vegetable” pic.twitter.com/TQT9ryFYbm

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NuclearAnthro I’d ask you to pass the bong because you’ve had enough. But who fucking knows anymore. twitter.com/derekjgrossman…

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JonPiccini This scale model is not doing Canberra any favours in Illuminati circles pic.twitter.com/t60P82X4XF

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Fuckin’ disaster in Australia right now. pic.twitter.com/PCluemJtSa

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@MarkSwivel I haven’t seen @MarkSwivel perform since his “Jeremy Boutsakis: Thought Leader” show maybe a decade ago..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wO

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Good heavens, my long-time client @MarkSwivel is “Alternative Prime Minister” at the @Syd_Comedy_Fest this weekend…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Av

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GuardianAus Georgian techno fans and extremists clash in Tbilisi in fight for club culture trib.al/1T8py3L

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TawarRazaghi Sydney facing ‘extreme’ homelessness crisis as it increased more than triple the national rate, landmark report fin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c1

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AnaMardoll I have questions. @libraryyeti pic.twitter.com/h0XMVzm5hG

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In case you can’t be arsed clicking through yet, it’s to do a Public House Forum podcast in Brisbane on Sat 2 Jun,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qn

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Overnight, lovely people brought us to 29% of the target, which is indeed lovely. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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FINAL DAYS! “The 9pm Brisbane Forum” @Pozible campaign ends Thursday at 2100 AEST. Listen to the promo at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sG

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Tue plan, rough draft: Slow start, with chores; regroup day on not-SEKRIT project, with many changes to absorb; sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aR

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ealexhudson Old world: customer service survey, NPS score, are we delivering good value?

New world: uh, user, um.. are.. are w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BM

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jebbery Machine learning job interview pic.twitter.com/x5G3sysFSX

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Tuesday. The reckless freckle heckled the kettle. It was a bitter battle. Tuesday.

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