Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 23rd, 2018

Fools. The stars will be there for billions of years, but Twitter flows on every moment. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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KKeneally Under the 🎩 government, satirists can *almost* just report the actual news these days. pic.twitter.com/rD6dpf7U7j

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mckinnon_a the man who locked us in this open prison is here, among us. we must destroy him. only then will we be free twitter.com/jack/status/99…

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TheWHSinkhole Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back.That moment, man finds his character.That’s what keeps him out of the abyss.

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TheWHSinkhole @WPXI Hi there. Sorry, but I’m unavailable for interviews. I’m buried in work.

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This is kinda what vultures and hyenas say too. twitter.com/dahowlett/stat…

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HappySinger I am glad Richard is safe. twitter.com/BornFreeUSA/st…

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Best Star Wars movie of them all. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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@_midofo_ Yes, the MOAR OF EVERYTHING approach.

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andrewwhiteau the gig economy but for ethical and political outsourcing twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@joannejacobs Enormous? You couldn’t even fit one pig in that.

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Didn’t they already make a movie about The Star Wars?

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“Sweden”s Never-Built Nuclear Submarine Would’ve Been a Hazard” warisboring.com/swedens-never-… hisutton.com/Swedish_SSN.ht… On..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uS

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whiteswine If everybody looks up there up at once they’ll suck all the light outa the sky. twitter.com/ANUmedia/statu…

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pixelatedboat ATTENTION, PS4 OWNERS: Your dying PlayStation is about to disgorge an egg. DO NOT touch the egg pic.twitter.com/SevppQD4nk

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trentyarwood “Only the most serious of crimes”.

And sport.

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@rotheche Nothing new, etc. Ta for that.

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gattaca GDPR is almost here. XD pic.twitter.com/4I3ju8h7ho

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@dobes “All the money [Taliban] got their hands on was spent for weapons, motorcycles and mobile phones. Their reli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pj

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glengyron If they release airborne Ebola at Vivid, I take back all my previous criticism of the Festival of Rave Decorations. twitter.com/csironews/stat…

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@dobes That aside, the article is by a Vietnam War reporter and he makes a solid argument.

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movierin I’ve seen a lot about Katie Hopkins being a raging racist and classist re the Royal Wedding, so let’s not forget th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EC

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@dobes “[The] ‘greatest fighting force ever,’ as Pres. Donald Trump calls it,” apparently.

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“Why Can’t the World’s Best Military Win Its Wars?” warisboring.com/why-cant-the-w… Fair question.

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“New Documents Raise Questions About Increased [US] Nuclear Spending” warisboring.com/new-documents-…

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@jpwarren You do and you clean it up yourself.

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@dobes @RealNickHodge I think “handling it” is what led to this situation,

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@aleeb88 Like a proctologist’s examination table.

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Further down in the press release it says “Magic Quadrant”, a sign that it should be deleted immediately.

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Apparently there is now a kind of thing called a Digital Experience Platform (DXP). Why, I don’t know.

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@maelorin True. It seems few of These People understand the concept of stepping outside for a moment.

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Counting inanimate objects is hard. twitter.com/kevincollier/s…

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KarlreMarks ‘We don’t want Russian dirty money’ says city built with the profits of slavery and opium trade.

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Also, @GreenJ, “INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG” — A Bad Lip Readingyoutube.com/watch?v=_zCDvO…I

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GreenJ this … was inevitablyoutube.com/watch?v=SKV6h_…0Z

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abcnews Large sinkhole opens up on the North Lawn of the White House due to swampy conditions ab.co/2LnuyIN

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@smartbrain @Yozzo @kln_nurv @xaviferd @RehabbedO Yeah look… All I can say is that Australia is learning from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TJ

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So this is where we are, people… twitter.com/CNET/status/99…

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jamesjdominguez Someone came to my door asking if I wanted a free market evaluation and I was like, don’t worry dude, I already kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1d

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Pro Tip: More politicians should be thrown out of upstairs windows. twitter.com/jdmccafferty/s…

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nehadk Is this a low-key way to find a coke supplier? twitter.com/SourceBottle/s…

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stephendpalley The virus is spreading 🚀 twitter.com/diaryofamadema…

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MichaelWestBiz As Westpac is up today at an oldie but a goodie - flogging 30yr mortgages to 90 year olds bit.ly/2IDMKfK

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Wed plan, confirmed: Very slow start, unfortunately; re-work the schedule again; 1400 editorial meeting (all done);..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iH

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NewtonMark I’m loving the fact that investigating @GregHuntMP’s porn preferences was a “high value” “essential priority” for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2S

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DustinGiebel Look man, you got to rearrange your home office. Everybody is staring at the door. pic.twitter.com/4WlyrTFp1O

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SquigglyRick I love Tveeder and I support ranking whales by beauty pic.twitter.com/kfABWDQtfh

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@FakeDanTosello This is similar to what I wrote about back here in 2014. Nothing has changed. zdnet.com/googles-backwa…

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This is perhaps the most basic, and often forgotten. Persuasion by avalanche, or something. twitter.com/steven_noble/s…

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Ah yes, the over-reach of app permissions… though in part that’s down to how permissions are structured to begin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UU

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This is a complicated little number. I may have to investigate further, but probably not to the point of buying a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oc

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This has to the the classic, right? Suck up all the data! I also love how it’s usually pitched as “Find your friend..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yq

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Dear Internet, my lazy question today is: What is your nomination for most egregious “dark pattern” UX to persuade..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P4

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DrRhysPockett This is a important statistical measure but it is also a good example of how hard good statistics are.

The denomi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l3

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abchobart Rental crisis sees .@UTAS_ buy 1970s-era hotel to house students, with Hobart’s accommodation woes set to worsen pic.twitter.com/ud2JFLBkLf

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abchobart Hobart overtakes Sydney as least affordable city for renters. Shelter Australia says some low income households are..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ng

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jessmcguire DOCTOR: Well we have your test results back, and…
PATIENT: I’ve just got one question, doc
DOCTOR: Yes?
PATIENT:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Co

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@SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t mean all of them to be European, oops. I just got stuck on parmy and cake.

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rohan_p Cryptocurrency markets having a grand day it looks like pic.twitter.com/9lgVR9apgp

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@SnarkyPlatypus Do the same for Spaghetti Bolognese, Black Forest cake, Parmigiana, or any of these. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…

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FailedEmpathy Fuck nudes, send me pictures of your medicine cabinet so I know what type of crazy I’m working with here..

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I am liking Senator @KKeneally’s Twitter threads from Estimates. twitter.com/KKeneally/stat…

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thehill NYC mayor tells police to stop arrests for smoking weed in public: report hill.cm/dM1vHEY pic.twitter.com/jfwgD1PGgJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus University of Ballarat has a lovely campus. A lot of their computing science is supported by IBMN, or at least was.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “In 2013 the Federation University Australia came into being, after the University of Ballarat merg..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…V1

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“No need to take anything.” pic.twitter.com/DUqt9fzIe4

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jasonrdavis Rule 35: if it exists, there is blockchain of it pic.twitter.com/psohA9WJEF

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sspencer_63 Just had a person email us and say they are not voting Labor “anymore” because we have become unionised. I’m going..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j3

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SixthTone concerts are becoming top spots for police to catch suspects, as they nab their third person in two mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p0

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@GT_DJ @linzcom Yeah it’s not going to be fun, especially as property investment was touted and the best retirement finance option.

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linzcom The Sydney housing market looking more like toast by the day. Haven’t seen 4 houses next to each other for sale all..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…89

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joshgnosis Greg Hunt’s Twitter account was not hacked, Colvin said.

AFP asked Twitter for help, but not in the formal mutual..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v6

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joshgnosis Colvin said “social media hygiene” is something we all have to be aware of… re the Greg Hunt porn tweet liking. H..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1V

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Wed plan, draft: Very slow start, apparently, though it was not my intention grrr; re-work the schedule again; 1400..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kT

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MarciRobin I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robotpic.twitter.com/x6nJ68e6ujuj

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Picketer NT News with a cracking yarn this morning here in Darwin pic.twitter.com/YZBg3rB86e

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Wednesday. Fill it with sand. Wednesday.

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