Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 29th, 2018

I’m going away now, so you should be grateful.

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I need a television program.

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@JazzTwemlow But it’s twice as interesting as five melons, so there’s that to consider.

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JazzTwemlow It’s comforting to think that, at $150,000, Barnaby Joyce’s story is no more interesting than ten melons. pic.twitter.com/b8tJXfY7IA

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I should say that the sock stuffed with sausage meat is WAY toned down from what I’d originally thought.

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Like taking an old sock that needs darning, stuffed full of sausage meat, and trying to jam it into your mouth.

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Oh come ON, people! How can you have been hearing all the news about Barnaby’s extramarital exertions without imagi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wm

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I wonder how many people have had sex in Parliament House, because in the South Australian Parliament House there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2d

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Actually, do you think Barnaby is having a crafty tug right there in the House? twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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youngvulgarian it must be nice to live such a sheltered life that the feminist activism you decide to spend your time on is about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y4

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climatecouncil 7 countries across the globe have almost achieved a 100% renewable grid 😊ow.ly/X5JO30k9yqQ via @renew_economy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett Also why did it put the word “android” in there? Many confuse.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett This is another thing I don’t understand. I thought I’d taught it Australian.

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@DrRhysPockett Um, for some reason my phone autocorrected “as” to “asshole” android now I’m concerned.

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Until I saw this photo I hadn’t been able to properly imagine having sex with Barnaby but now I’m good. twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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ellinghausen A glance up to the press gallery from Barnaby Joyce during Question Time pic.twitter.com/Ow76OKLE07

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@incorrect I think it’s obvious from context which meaning I’m using.

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MichaelPascoe01 The cascading Bart Simpson defence:
It didn’t happen
I wasn’t there
It wasn’t me
You didn’t see me
You can’t prove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wl

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@DrRhysPockett Damn. I should have offered that asshole an option. But then keeping it simple is probably best.

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@SnarkyPlatypus But then I’d have to follow him and shit.

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I am so going to regret this. But do please retweet it far and wide.

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POLL: We need to settle this once and for all.

Q: Elon Musk is a cunt?

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I just know I’m going to end up saying “Burgess and Maclean” on air by mistake one day… and I’ll never hear the endtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…3JOw

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@trentyarwood @NewtonMark A rubbish bit and then a somewhat less rubbish bit.

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@alexkidman Someone else is to blame, IIRC, but I can’t remember who.

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@NewtonMark I’m just going to Queensland for a week.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe recording some oral history is called for. Ghost his memoir or something.

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH ME PITCHING A NEW TV SHOW: “SO THERE ARE 12 WHITE PEOPLE…” CHANNEL TEN: “SOLD”

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I’m sure I’ve heard or read about something like this from Vienna once before… twitter.com/frieze_magazin…

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@mpesce @SMinney @piawaugh @trib @corduroy @NewtonMark I haven’t read that bit either, but I will do in the next few days. Because reasons.

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“Grill’d has got beef with its ‘fast food’ ranking — and it’s right” by@JohnBirminghammbrisbanetimes.com.au/national/queen…2

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“This week, IAB Europe published a paper that advises website owners that tracking walls (i.e., modal dialogs that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Me

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @purserj @bernietb Well we could on-sell the Scandinavian stuff I guess, but I suspect that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ux

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @purserj @bernietb Sorry, what the fuck is actually happening here?

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“Billionaire Amazon founder lays out his plan to industrialise the moon” abc.net.au/news/2018-05-2… pic.twitter.com/vRWVCJ6jVb

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“Bankwest business banking terms likened to Monty Python skit, as it happened” abc.net.au/news/2018-05-2… pic.twitter.com/9s6V0AnaWW

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XHNews : China welcomes all UN member states to jointly utilize its future space station, which is expected to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MR

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TheShovel BREAKING: “It Was Vikki’s Idea For Me To Lose All Sense Of Judgement”, Joyce says
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JRhodesPianist Baroque ‘n roll pic.twitter.com/SNJebqxRDh

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mcnees Elon Musk: “You have nano in your bio. That is 100% synonymous with bs.”

Also Elon Musk: “I’m a nano-manager.” pic.twitter.com/zvUle8Y0k4

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CoughlanMatt Ultimate student politics scenario: Labor picks a new date for national conference. Days after the announcement, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ul

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@JustJimWillDo @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Yes,another solid Pro Tip: Don’t travel INTO potential nuclear target zones.

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gcluley Sophos gets in early, saying it won’t have a booth at RSA in 2019 due to poor news.sophos.com/en-us/2018/05/…

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euroinfosec Prolific hacker Grant West - “a one man cybercrime wave” tied to losses at Barclays, British Airways, Just Eat, Ube..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uG

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paulwallbank If you’re looking at leading your customers into the digital age, you’ve probably arrived 15 years too late.

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Right. Time to find something to eat.

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baklitskiy Head of the upper house of Russian Parliament twitter.com/orlov_pircente…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I thought you were leaving on Thursday?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or the assumption that you’re considering a career as a drag queen.

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ostechnix 4.5 megabytes of data in 62,500 punched cards. USA, 1955. pic.twitter.com/uYpYC1Taj8

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@KarlskiB It’s because I have to have food with the drugs I’m on or Bad Things happen.

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@jpwarren Sorry, the two levels of fines are €10M/2% and €20M/4%. I keep typing it wrong.

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cashbonez If welders were like software engineers they’d be tweeting stuff like “the justice system can be replaced with some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zC

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah, it’s a different agency that handles that sort of work. The one tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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@jpwarren Yep. The Wikipedia entry spells it out quickly enough, with references to which fines apply to which Arti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zf

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@BennettArron My pleasure. Break a leg at Edinburgh!

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Tue plan, remainder, now that I’ve ended up in Kings Cross: Quiet dinner (shortly); research for the not-SEKRIT pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oK

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If you are in Edinburgh then you should go to this. It’s a great story, and @BennettArron is not a terrible human b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37

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@dobes @macgibbon I need some more tea leaves to fathom that, though my initial reading is that there’s gonna have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a7

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lonelyspeck @Roj_Ame or in a privileged enough position that politics is nothing more than a topic of “interest”

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Roj_Ame Imagine having the freedom to not be interested in politics.

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It’s this shit that’s going to cop someone the first €20 million fine (or 2% of global turnover, whichever is great..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yT

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johnnyryan Some websites are making access to their content conditional on “consent” for unprotected data sharing with large n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CO

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@dobes @macgibbon Do you have that Hansard handy? Or a least a day/session?

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botandy there’s a place you can go, if you’re brave enough, called the internet

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SnarkyPlatypus I am telling you, this is a bad telemovie waiting to be made. Lachy Hume as Barnaby and Jessica Marais as Vikki. twitter.com/ChannelNewsAsi…

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@dobes @macgibbon Obviously I am completely* shocked by this, because it all look so clear* and logical* in the description.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah you have too much of a head start, mate. You’ve probably already set..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mX

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Please don’t use the term “HSR”, it attracts That Train Troll From Beijing.

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I’d heard of Lactatia before. Amazing photos, but I still have very mixed feelings about this. It kinda feels like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Maybe one airline could flog of unsold tickets as a Mystery China Tour, arriving in what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a8

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Vanamonde_Dpan @ItsAndyRyan @MooseAllain Future pirate using a slide rule.. pic.twitter.com/VWx75fmb1H

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jennineak Just a thought: The folks getting mad at the ABC article re girls doing more at home than boys because they think i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…go

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@bigbadave I have no idea what you’re referring to.

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dobes Less than 0.1 percent of 5.8 million users are using privacy controls in My Health Record.

This can only end well. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d expected it to be a mess on the other southern services too, but they seem to be running fine at this stage.

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Descending to Platforms 24/25. Not a debacle, actually, which is not as I’d expected.

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Approaching Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/tiBVhHgp99

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@dobes How many fingers am I holding up?

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Those NBN traffic models have consistently been extremely excellent and quite good. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@dobes @davidgerard @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Sure. It’s a ludicrous hippy fantasy anyway.

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@dobes @davidgerard @ashabeeeee @rohan_p I don’t, because I’d like there to be room on the internet for like… anythtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…lbAc

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@Paul_Karp That’s a bit too meta for him, surely?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, she’s immune to public interest considerations hahahaha I am so funny.

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PlanetPremRock “Smithers, Are they booing me?” “No sir they’re saying “Boo-liani” twitter.com/the_irishpsych…

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WashletJP From the Facebook group that never fails to impress pic.twitter.com/W3VEfDiggZ

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JessicaPilot212 Cartoon of the day @PaulNoth pic.twitter.com/DbF7DGg7aC

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At least Nat ‘King’ Quoll is enjoying the journey. pic.twitter.com/YpNU4eorQh

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WernerTwertzog Dance like you are being surreptitiously recorded, and the video will be posted to YouTube, so that you will be pub..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hD

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In Monday’s aliensideboob.com @JohnBirmingham updated his privacy policy for “He Died with a Felafel in his H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hd

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@oberonsghost @stufromoz @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know if they were connected in any way. They were just calling to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IH

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hearsaycast I would love to know how Barnaby Joyce thinks he and Malcolm Turnbull will establish a new tort in common law. Is h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qZ

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krassenstein FACT: 91 years ago on Memorial Day, The President’s father, Fred Trump, was arrested in New York at a Ku Klux Klan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL

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GreenJ good questions twitter.com/neillade/statu…

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@dobes I’ll check it out, thanks. Meanwhile, have you done your free dark web scan yet?

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Was Rudy Giuliani always this big a cunt?

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elk_l Giuliani says black kids must respect police thegrio.com/2016/07/10/rud…

Giuliani’s daughter busted for shoplifting
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Like the government would even tell you that they owed you money. Lul. twitter.com/consumervic/st…

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@JustJimWillDo @Australian_Navy You’d need a few fish to sink that motherfucker, surely? (Please don’t call me Shirley.)

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JustJimWillDo Four. Hundred. Metres.

As someone who spent 2 decades in the @Australian_Navy, a lot of it at sea; “What a huge sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus I’m sort of doing the same. I’m meant to be doing research I’m being paid for, but you know how it goes.

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braddybb have just remembered this shot of barnaby and it has broken me pic.twitter.com/BFOgDsmFqe

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Those names don’t look like transliterated Deseret, surely?

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Bobosphere Breathtaking, as always. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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I’m really hoping I win this competition. twitter.com/WorldBollard/s…

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dataspective i don’t think it’s a mistake that the art created by artificial intelligence is so unsettling to view pic.twitter.com/2d5DXXzZR7

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withorpe A tale of two countries pic.twitter.com/tl1MLmqT7R

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@oberonsghost I didn’t overhear any other names, but a Tristan and a Cressida are almost inevitable.

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@drzax @TripView If the can do the 17.8km from Mt Victoria in three minutes I’ll marry it.

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workmanalice Michaelia Cash won’t say if she’s provided a statement to police or been interviewed about the media tip-off from h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA

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@munin They are both obnoxious recipes.

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@jonoabroad @CraigsOverItAll There was nothing bigger that 500 pounds back then, maybe no more than 250 pounds. Wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9e

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@munin What? A shot each of blue curacao and absinthe, topped up with cheap lager? Awesome! The perfect Indigo and Foster.

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The girl and boy just passing me are named, respectively, Indigo and Foster.

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The group of kids catching the train from Blue Mountains Grammar School is the whitest group of schoolchildren I’ve seen in ages.

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jamesdoleman Any man who can do this should be allowed to. pic.twitter.com/3SSpaK9R4e

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benpobjie Why, haven’t they seen it? twitter.com/syfyAU/status/…

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@rumpuslabs @NewtonMark @joelpmichael If you can’t “imagine” yourself doing anything but being an artist then your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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dobes The discourse pic.twitter.com/95u3VKBEl8

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@zackster Correct. No, however, “Your privacy is important to us.” Except in the sense that it’s a barrier to be cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2N

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Please download the conference app no get fucked.

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@DrRhysPockett I might be drinking alcohol again by then. ;)

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This is fuckin’ embarrassment. Can someone RT that to the relevant organs? twitter.com/naycation/stat…

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@DrRhysPockett That’s a definite no, I’m afraid. This is all built around work needs.

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Yep. I’ll head down to Sydney today, leaving my morning free for writing before the lunchtime flight to the Gold Coast.

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Hmmm… It might work better for me to be in Sydney tonight. Decisions.

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CptHollingworth Yeah…

Pissing off asteroids is DEFINITELY where it’s at today, folks.

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Also, for the record, I don’t know Vin Diesel, and I have never met the UCL Final.

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ALL THAT BIG DATA USER PROFILING WORKS THIS IS EXACTLY* WHAT I WANT.

* not pic.twitter.com/UomOgvkd8E

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A reminder that this is worth watching. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Stonekettle Apparently it’s been long enough since Battlefield Earth that the statute of limitations has now run out. twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…

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OK, this is getting out of control now. twitter.com/MikePresland/s…

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SafeWorkSA Many circular saw incidents can be avoided if used correctly with the appropriate blade and set-up for the task bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cQ

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@dobes There’s a term for when there’s a video of you getting screwed over for money.

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@dj2mn @t0m3llArd I could say something very cruel right now, but I won’t.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Don’t worry. Photographic perfection is still a long way off for you.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Do it again. Frame it up higher so there’s sky above the building, and less road. Buildings are hea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8

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benpobjie And now she’s dead. So where did that get her? twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Sounds like the worst Robert Ludlum novel ever: “The Joyce Conception” twitter.com/overingtonc/st…

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BowlerBarrister Barnaby Joyce embraces another definition of convenience.
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@CptHollingworth @stufox I’m not sure, but I have to go do something else right now, and my attention will doubtles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mg

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@CptHollingworth @stufox Would you like to hear my jokes about pooting things into orbit and other matters of asstronomy?

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@CptHollingworth @stufox Though whether it could actually splash someone would depend… wait for it… on the peer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r6

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CptHollingworth Guys…

I have a new life-goal. twitter.com/Sci_Phile/stat…

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tfswebb truly a nuclear take pic.twitter.com/CmzfWeQrmF

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@abcdarwin That should be “we all know the answer to this one”, but I guessed you guessed that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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workmanalice Michaelia Cash claims public interest immunity and won’t answer whether she’s been interviewed by AFP, provided a s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gs

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You know, @abcdarwin, I reckon we all know and answer to this one. pic.twitter.com/OapENid6rK

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“The NSW police force will get a $4 billion funding boost from the state government in the upcoming budget, Premier..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mt

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@SnarkyPlatypus Wait until you hear about the NT’s new auxiliary police to protect liquour stores.

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phbarratt Fun fact: when you fly from Sydney to Beijing you spend half the time in Australian airspace.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe you could try to coin a suitable phrase like this? twitter.com/kenchengcomedy…

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ABSStats 2016 data shows 649,171 people identified as being of Aboriginal and/or Torres Strait Islander origin. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Es

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fioquattro Hawks walking always look like they’re about to fuck you up pic.twitter.com/qN9kgxEstN

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“An explanation of GDPR for Australian businesses” from @dvm_law mumbrella.com.au/an-explanation…

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@R_Chirgwin Your thingy has finished.

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@FakeDanTosello @dakami Sometimes you just have to think it through aloud, right?

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @davidgerard I can also recommend* the website of the chap being quoted. Even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni

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@dakami OK, fair point. I’m still a mix of crying and roaring with laughter though.

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@dobes @jdub I’ll write a recommendation to DPS immediately.

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AncientSubHunt Always that one guy… pic.twitter.com/O6aO7qRaGm

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@dobes @jdub I known that @FionaPattenMLC would be behind me on this. So to speak.

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@dobes @jdub You’d need a probe to detect when someone’s sitting in the seat. Something that could measure a pulse,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WH

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Hey @NuclearAnthro, do you need a new EMP mascot bird? twitter.com/AusWaterbirds/…

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@dobes @jdub That would never happen here because MPs don’t know how to computer.

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KKeneally Minister Cormann cites Sweden in as a country that is cutting corporate tax & an example Australia shoul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0o

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KKeneally Treasury Secretary John Fraser says in that in Japan “wages growth has picked up and growth is likely to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uk

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spindlypete my uncle scott got burned as a child because of a flammable raincoat and a space heater and it left scars on his ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uD

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The election could be sooner than you think… twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…

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@jpwarren Some relevant images from a recent presentation of mine. pic.twitter.com/xLuzlzakX5

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@jpwarren Like this. “A suspect tried to blend in with 60,000 concertgoers. China’s facial-recognition cameras caug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q8

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“Ticketek CTO says Chinese-style facial recognition tech will soon be used at Aussie events” afr.com/technology/tic…

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This morning’s fried rice is quite adequate. pic.twitter.com/c8p4jxLR8M

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James_Jeffrey Hello, I’d like to have my cake and eat it too twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng Had to retweet because I got the URL right but the set name wrong. S-Set came f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hr

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh thanks, I’ve been meaning to grab a photo of that poster. @DavidFeng will love it. (The posters..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5B

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oz_f Cafe in the ABC foyer is bumping the Pusha T album. It’s happened folks.

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farrm51 Is Google telling us minister Tudge has dual citizenship? I think we should be told pic.twitter.com/XkzkLwdXKu

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@783Alicesprings Tue plan, confirmed: @783Alicesprings (done); fried rice; work through the not-SEKRIT project task..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tT

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axios Intel is being investigated by a federal watchdog for laying off workers based on their age three years after the I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vI

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garystark Yep. I am certain that I will do that so that I can watch your unwelcome unwanted ad. pic.twitter.com/beYLZdrHzZ

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@NewtonMark Maybe the IT industry could start doing proper traineeships too, instead of whinging about skills short..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ge

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@783Alicesprings On hold. On the radio after this Paul Simon song which I have always hated with a passion. “Gracel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0p

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@phbarratt @abcadelaide I’ve never scrambled so fast to (a) compose my thoughts (b) wave my presenter into a studio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7s

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@oberonsghost @TwitterSupport @Twitter @jack Oh. I thought turning it off was the way to get chronological.

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GrogsGamut The PC report shows retail super funds are mostly duds and industry funds slaughter them
theguardian.com/business/grogo… pic.twitter.com/njHJ7q3nvK

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@phbarratt Hah! That reminds me of when I was with @abcadelaide and accidentally — and quite unexpectedly — found mtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…4VwB

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@EmmaSachsse @patstokes @JohnBirmingham There are reasons I’m looking forward to recording my podcast with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k1

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NewtonMark Smoke from burn offs reduces the yield on my solar power system by about 15-20%, and I reckon that puts an economic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DY

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UPDATE: I’m talking about the EU’s General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) on @783Alicesprings in about 10 mins a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hg

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p Is teenage masturbation still a thing?

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jonoabroad @michaelneale I WAS MEANT TO HAVE FTTP IN 2014, I MIGHT GET CABLE BY 2019

Narrators voice: He already has cable.

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I just KNOW this one’s going to become a real motivational slogan… twitter.com/best_in_dumbes…

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_FloridaMan He was teaching the kids about how he’s not to be fucked with. pic.twitter.com/XPrMh5FiMf

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RealNickHodge Sydney Hazard reduction burns need to include NSW ALP.

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JohnBirmingham I’m all about the food tweets today, folks. twitter.com/brisbanetimes/…

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“[Australian] Govt rewrites security manual”, a good summary from @888riley of recent executive and policy changes. innovationaus.com/2018/05/Govt-r…

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@paserratore @783Alicesprings Gotcha, thanks. Listening now. Needs a link on the station’s home page. ;) But ‘m gue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL

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Maybe @NationalFarmers Federation Australia could do something like this and be useful for a change. (Sorry if you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2M

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andrew_hoggard Have you filled out the Fed Farmers connectivity survey? Interesting stat for the day, highest download speed is
9…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…93

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@paserratore @783Alicesprings Aha! Where is it on the web? There used to be an ugly page listing the URLs of all the feeds.

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @phbarratt To be fair, the “software engineering” in weapons systems is actually more lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S6

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This is actually pretty cool. Active recruitment of women who want to be pilots but have no flying experience at al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nK

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richardbranson .@VirginAustralia’s Pilot Cadetship Programme is now open – there are even places available for people with no expetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ecgp

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @phbarratt I’m sure that @phbarratt, having run Defence, is even more familiar with it. ;)

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kemal_atlay Questions? There’s doubt?! pic.twitter.com/imwLiXKN65

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@jpwarren @phbarratt @SnarkyPlatypus Which is something I do know, and which is why I’m pretty chill when it doesn’t work for a bit.

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paulkidd No wonder we grow up to be entitled misogynistic manbrats twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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I’m talking about the EU’s General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) on @783Alicesprings at 0910 ACST / 0940 AEST…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is

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Tue plan, draft: 0940 AEST @783Alicesprings; work through thevnot-SEKRIT project task list through the entire day a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4f

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@unify_sday @onlmaps Also, have you seen the 404 on the government website?

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@unify_sday @onlmaps Didn’t they just base a promotional campaign on that?

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shashj “Two-thirds of Britain’s train franchises are now owned or part-owned by state-run railways from France, Germany, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0i

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onlmaps 30 students drew the world map from memory and the results were digitally merged pic.twitter.com/Pfgp2CSnrU

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Histreepix The hangar where the multiverse is kept. Basingstoke, 1954. pic.twitter.com/RnJBmyacpX

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Hey @R_Chirgwin I’m confused, because @CARROT_app seems to think it’s misty. Isn’t it sunny out there? pic.twitter.com/TfK9P2cLI2

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chronic GDPR kicks ass twitter.com/nbcnews/status…

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jturner_ibrs So “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” appears to be about a peer group bullying someone because they’re different, un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5L

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Tuesday. Bad lighting improves all art. Try it. Tuesday.

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