Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 30th, 2018

Has anyone mentioned Max Markson lately?

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DamienCWalker Has anybody ever called Barnaby Joyce “Australia’s greatest retail politician” other than journalists saying “every..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yu

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@_midofo_ I’d heard the news about his death, but didn’t know the cause. It’s certainly a story.

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@JohnBirmingham We haven’t set a time for that yet, but I’ll have my people arrange it with your people.

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@GreenJ @JohnBirmingham Indeed. I’m extruding a podcast with JB on Monday, though, so that will be fun.

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thehill Judge rules Trump broke law by defunding Teen Pregnancy Prevention Program, orders funding to resume..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4f

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“Michaelia Cash DJs like a mad cunt.” twitter.com/ellinghausen/s…

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@NewtonMark I am intrigued but also a little frightened.

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@JohnBirmingham @GreenJ Well that’s would have been lovely all round. A shame I’m in the other city.

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@1F525 I’m guessing you’d point your arse at the webcam while you farted and it’d measure the anal vibrations visua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wV

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@jonoabroad This is quite true, and yet I still wish you hadn’t mentioned it.

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NeilMcMahon Just burned the top of my mouth on a party pie so spare me your stories of suffering.

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I’ve never heard of most of the people who seem to be making you angry. Is there some reason you invested so much e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg

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@1F525 Farting attracts robots? Are you sure?

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Novembervivi This poor journalist was trying to live tweet a Trump performance. I think this was the exact point he began to die..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ia

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@JohnBirmingham Fair point. It’s been OK so far though. Apart from the farting.

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@sophblack Yep. Let go of your hangups about “truth” and “reality”. All frames of reference are equally valid.

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@sophblack I think it’s a wonderful, romantic gesture.

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Stop worrying, everyone, the problems are finally being solved. twitter.com/VanityFair/sta…

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TheOnion ABC Criticized For Unrealistic Portrayal Of Racists Actually Facing Consequences trib.al/DFOj4LB pic.twitter.com/UFYybSk8uI

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I thought it said Mark Newton @NewtonMark there for a moment. twitter.com/wallpapermag/s…

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I’d missed this in amongst all the kerfuffle of recent days, but there’s some delicious flavours here. Also, very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL

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Lorin “What is your greatest weakness?”

“Answering the semantics of a question while ignoring the pragmatics provided by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA

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@GrantWTrent Oh. I didn’t realise it was a thing already.

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I reckon I could get a job writing Sponsored Content like this. pic.twitter.com/S4EftHMdko

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JoshBBornstein Dear Mum & Dad,
I have decided to use the windfall from your TV interview about my conception to buy my first inve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tn

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dangoodin001 Today, Cloudflare’s 1.1.1.1 DNS service was rerouted through a BGP leak. It lasted for less than 2 minutes and didn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7d

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FakeDanTosello don’t tell Elon tho. twitter.com/xeni/status/10…

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SeaEagleSpur Have you ever done a poo so big, you’ve taken a photo of it to send your mates, but stopped yourself last minute, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A8

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@SnarkyPlatypus @hingers And here is a further tweet that mentions @hingers in the third person.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed, and @hingers’ presentation style, at least what I’ve seen, is a good choice for the topic…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yf

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@_midofo_ At this point I would like to say “trebuchet”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well not JUST for @SnarkyPlatypus, but it might shut him up for a while.

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I can relate to this. I hate it when people underline passages in books. twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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Well “under siege” would be “beleaguered”, I think. At least that’s how it works in military contexts.

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SkyNewsAust .@SenatorCash: I had nothing to do with the whiteboard. You think you were surprised, you should have seen the look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ab

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TomMcIlroy Commissioner Chris Jordan says the ATO sometimes receives unsolicited cash in the mail - he says the Albury office..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Si

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joshgnosis Minister Cash, your AWU raids have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular? pic.twitter.com/5gbyW1IRIi

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GordyPls The Cache Invalidation.

Whatever ingredients you think you’ve put in it or how many times you tip it out and rema..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2q

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@joshgnosis @BuzzFeedOzPol I’ve forgotten the scale. Is “beleaguered” worse than “embattled” or better?

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@jonoabroad I’m strangely tired, but there’s plenty of sulkage to spare.

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Pizza, the Burrito of the Mediterranean.

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The internet is Protected By Adults™. twitter.com/jsantarsieri/s…

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tnichss really into this 8-year-old’s conception of what being 40 would be like pic.twitter.com/le3ymldE5m

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@voltagex You seem to have landed in Essex.

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Many of the Usual Suspects are at again, but I have left the welcome thing because I want an early night. It may even happen.

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@voltagex Check in the bathroom to see which way the water drains.

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So @dobes @ashabeeeee, we have gone beyond Cyber Hexagons to Animated Cyber Icosahedrons! pic.twitter.com/ukP1sgCGlG

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@franksting @AusCERT It is now. They turned it around. Tutorial days first, then conference. Dunno why.

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Wed plan, remainder: In a few minutes, the @AusCERT Conference welcome drinks* , but not too late.

* No alcohol for me, alas.

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GlitchTVBot pic.twitter.com/XlWXosVWtK

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These people really need to get out more. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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Barnaby_Joyce I look forward to resuming parliamentary duties. The electorate office will continue normal operations in this fortnight. 2/2

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Barnaby_Joyce Contrary to reports, I’m taking leave until June 15 following a routine check up. The medical certificate provided allowed for a month. 1/2

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@peter_tonoli It did look nice going past. I may check it out on Friday, when I can drink again. ;)

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The @QT_Hotels are part of discoveryloyalty.com and I used to be a Black Member, but sadly I am no more. I would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qo

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@jonoabroad I am indeed interviewing @JohnBirmingham on Monday, and while money is always lovely, there’d no need t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1O

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@dfpiii I suspect that the girls in Teen Vogue aren’t necessarily a demographically balanced representation of modern society.

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Heh. Message just received from @bengrubb: “Enjoy , don’t get arrested.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus That would work, yes. Once they add their radios to their belts, it’s all very “Space: 1999”. And i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AH

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The male uniforms are less cool but still in keeping with the vibe. pic.twitter.com/VzvBIyh5vS

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@jonoabroad Well I’m up here for the @AusCERT Conference, so I’m busy for the next couple of days. But Sat–Mon I’m in Brisbane.

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@leoniedoyle It is, and it’s a lovely little airport these days.

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@iiTalW @dobes Mate, they’re only $110 in the hotel gift shop.

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Aha! I knew it began as Jupiter’s, didn’t know it had rebranded. twitter.com/AusRob/status/…

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@jonoabroad @dobes It’s the @QT_Hotels Gold Coast and it’s very noice.

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Je suis en Surfers Paradise.

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How long has the casino on the Gold Coast been called The Star? I’m sure it wasn’t called that when I stayed there a few years ago.

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ManInTheHoody Roseanne cancelled.
Eric Greitens cancelled.
Bill Maher cancelled?

Starbucks’ sensitivity training day is effective af.

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@GT_DJ Oh mate that is the shadiest shade I’ve seen in ages! [Knowing smirk]

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@SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t been so I can’t compare. Send tickets.

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Crossing the Tallebudgera (Creek). instagram.com/p/BjY6i7ph01L/…

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That said, you find that there’s places called things like Palm Beach, which means there isn’t a cliff to hurl yourself off.

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As reclaimed swamps full of white trash go, the Gold Coast isn’t too bad.

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@DR_murf I’m not drinking for a while for pharmacological reasons.

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CommsAu We’ve extended our consultation on modernising Australia’s copyright laws – have your say by 4 Julytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vtto

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Just got my topics for the @AusCERT Conference Speed Debate and I am so pleased this one is on my list. pic.twitter.com/l7izdDwb8j

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Good question, @CARROT_app. It might be different dates up here in Queensland. pic.twitter.com/kaCgKCFxkt

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@ashabeeeee @dobes Um, so @abc730 does actually have file footage of computer screens reflected in my glasses. I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nK

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Touchdown Gold Coast, approaching from the south..instagram.com/p/BjY1PuQhk8p/…dh

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Transmitters off. See you on the Gold Coast.

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Someone else getting a bit of a tug. pic.twitter.com/JimQ4IS8TW

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The view from 29A, being my seat. instagram.com/p/BjYsF0BhTy7/…

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It’s a bit of a Pensioner Special today.

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joshgnosis Cash presser at 1pm.

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I like how the new @VirginAustralia app presents your list of flights. pic.twitter.com/Y7JOHgwEuw

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@JustJimWillDo It’s going to be raining for most of it, I believe.

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This sky-chariot is mine. VH-YFU for VA523 SYD-OOL. pic.twitter.com/l4dQ89t3Ru

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Exactly, though a bit overpriced as a “special”. pic.twitter.com/FaV9Bgxieh

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SnarkyPlatypus Well this is an interesting manifestation of private school privilege twitter.com/Talkingdrugs/s…

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JoshButler minister Darren Chester is on Sky arguing the AWU is “bullying” Michaelia Cash by issuing a subpoena

when asked i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…su

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@mattbowd I could probably have overridden the chosen focus point, but that would have drawn more attention to me lining up the phone.

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@mattbowd They need to visually inspect the item, because the x-ray isn’t conclusive.

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It’s true. This actually happened. I will be trying the chicken and avocado pie next Wednesday, and my live-to-tape..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4E

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Auxiliary police were originally support staff who primarily worked in police communication and ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9y

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@SnarkyPlatypus “It is understood the auxiliaries will have the power to check a person’s identification and detain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B9

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, they will be “appointed to monitor the sale of alcohol at bottle shops”, so there’s no possib..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k3

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Goddammit. I wanted a photo of Nat ‘King’ Quoll preparing for the flight, but the iPhone auto-focused on the face. pic.twitter.com/2ZRSn0WqCD

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SnarkyPlatypus Um I am pretty sure this is a fact twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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MicroSFF “You haven’t decoded our message?” the alien said. “Your GalacUnion invitation, RSVP today?”
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@SnarkyPlatypus And the NT’s citizens should be prepare to be shot. Sigh. twitter.com/Peaches4UrCrea…

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So this is the NT auxiliary police thing I hinted about the other day. @SnarkyPlatypus will be impressed. BTW, even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra

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Oddly enough, my little pentalobe screwdriver was fine. One pointy bit is fine, the security guy told me, but even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U9

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Goddammit I’ve been looking for my nail scissors all week, and now the airport security people have found them. Ano..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I7

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Guess where I am? This is not my sky-chariot for today, however. Mine will be VH-YFU. pic.twitter.com/muchkzzWlj

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GreenJ i’d like to see his workings out … twitter.com/elainaplott/st…

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@TimdeSousa Some years ago an insurance company [? maybe health company] used The Police’s “Every Breath You Take”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…61

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cambuntu Batman soaking up the morning rays. ..instagram.com/p/BjYa0FBgCt8/…5d

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@mattbowd “Down with this sort of thing.”

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@techoglot Sadly I am now about to get on a train. Next time I’m in the area?

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Oh dear God, there’s a TVC for the Westpac Rescue helicopter playing at Kings Cross station. Slogan: “Help. It’s wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk

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The Vietnamese bakery lists a thing called “chicken and avocado pie” and I am starting to doubt everything I knew about pies.

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Pie then airport.

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austdef @BevanShields @geoffrey_payne 2 key causes of defence coverage prob. Mid 1990s centralisation, bureaucratisation &..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t2

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MikeCarlton01 If you asked Defence PR who won WW2 it’d take them a week to clear the answer with the Minister’s office. twitter.com/bevanshields/s…

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TomArnold I’m calling bullshit on “ICM’s core values” @MaryEmilyOHara & I’ve got receipts. I will accept an apology but hurry..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ew

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FROGTips IF FROG APPEARS OVERLY WARTY AND MOODY AND ENJOYS LISTENING TO DARK 80S SYNTHPOP, YOU MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hy

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@NewtonMark @unionsaustralia How about we all demand 12 weeks of being-a- blithering-twat leave? @joshgnosis

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joshgnosis I am trying to nail down whether Barnaby will still get paid while on leave (under normal circumstances, an employe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G6

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jonkudelka Barnaby is not a chivalrous man.

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dobes “Aluminium giant Alcoa plans to blow up its former Anglesea power station”

Companies will now go to any lengths to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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@GreenJ I’m just trying to be helpful. I mean, this is helpful, right? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GreenJ Or maybe Gerard Beats His Fat. No, that’s going too far. Even for me.

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@GreenJ That’s not the same as Gerard’s Fat Beats, right? Because I would buy that album.

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“Star Wars is not a Rebellion: Disney is not an authoritative source on conflicts” by @thegrugq medium.com/@thegrugq/star…

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This IMPORTANT POLL seems to be settling down towards a clear result, but then we’re only halfway through the allot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wa

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GreenJ waiting for all the local numpties to fire up on Roseanne, because ‘race’ and ‘ABC’ will be pretty triggering.

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MrFilmkritik Trump 2016: The FBI is investigating Hillary, so she must be corrupt.

Trump 2018: The FBI is investigating me, the FBI must be corrupt.

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GreenJ am loving this image/text combination. twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…

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TobyWalsh May 28th is arguably the birthday of the (universal) computer twitter.com/MIT_CSAIL/stat…

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@D0nPerfect0 @benrfairless They already have been. The other day there was actually a blockchain proposal to record..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va

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@rgmerk I’m not suggesting it does. Saying A does not mean I’m saying Not-B. ;)

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@bts_crystalsn0w @SnarkyPlatypus (I also think it’s great that if anyone ever has any questions about top boy bands..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vN

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@bts_crystalsn0w @SnarkyPlatypus Thank you. Yes, I was surprised that Sydney wasn’t on the list.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sylmobile @oberonsghost Have I ever introduced you to the word “lexeme”?

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So far it’s looking like a clear majority. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wed plan, as planned: Writing for the not-SEKRIT project, slowly, with breaks for transport etc; 1310 VA523 SYD-OOL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2x

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As always, Bing Translate is right on the money. @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @sylmobile pic.twitter.com/VYttVPj7Vn

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Epigrammist This has aged well etc etc pic.twitter.com/uf1G7siYuY

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jonlovett We have reached the 1/3 mark of Donald Trump’s four year term. Twice as much ahead of us as behind us.

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David_Feldman_ Roseanne just got hundreds of people fired. She really is a Trump supporter.

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PatriotHole Great news, patriots! PatriotHole is saving ! pic.twitter.com/fQTAmyJEB4

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dobes Any boss who denies their workers 11 weeks leave is a bum

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@FallenAngel_Deb @elonmusk “Coward”? No. I’m just not interested in his opinion.

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MarkDiStef People seem to be forgetting the amazing vine of Roseanne Barr telling some parrots “Bush did 9/11” vine.co/v/b02hHu9DWA6

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MatthewBevan Roseanne was scheduled to be up against the Barnaby interview this Sunday. twitter.com/tendailyau/sta…

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stilgherrian POLL: We need to settle this once and for all.

Q: Elon Musk is a cunt?

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@benrfairless I’m a big fan of the philosophy behind the GDPR, but we don’t yet know how the specifics will work ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zy

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tendailyau Network Ten has also confirmed it will be removing Roseanne from TEN and ELEVEN effective immediately, following th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gp

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@NewtonMark Learning and doing are very different things.

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TobyWalsh I didn’t choose the headline but the message is an important one in my view! twitter.com/TobyWalsh/stat…

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ArmsControlWonk This is wild. twitter.com/Tom_Winter/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Isn’t it, though? Maybe we’re looking in the wrong places. It looks like BTS’ 2017 Sydney gig was h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GS

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly BTS isn’t doing Sydney on their world tour later this year, son we don’t be able to go. (If y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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@SnarkyPlatypus The problem when I see “BTS” I keep thinking of the Bangkok Transit System i.e. the Skytrain.

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FakeShowbizNews So disrespectful - England ‘star’ Raheem Sterling is pictured laughing and joking just hours after it was announced..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ib

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Histreepix A giant assists with traffic control. New York, 1923. pic.twitter.com/6Hkz12tOY3

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Stonekettle Don Bro Junior changes to “racist” to “anti-semitic” [sic], rips off his shirt, and belly flops into the bean dip. twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

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@juhasaarinen Are you suggesting more farm automation? Is that in your next Glorious Five Year Plan?

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ResistanceHole Waste Of Time: Starbucks Closed Down For Anti-Bias Training Today Even Though We’ve Moved On And Are Mad About Othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O7

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awelder “I’ve been a political journalist since the Fraser government and I have known Barnaby Joyce for over a decade. Ima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b1

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“Chinese security officials who detained a Sydney academic in 2017 spent a full day interrogating him about Prime M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yd

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girls in my class..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h

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If only that last bit were true… twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…

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jessmeacham seeing an increase in email signatures like this one and I’m here for it pic.twitter.com/DeyVhgtAaT

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LJElkins @janinekrippner Classic!!! pic.twitter.com/6PznkaIZT0

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NewySteven 🎩 thinks 10 days domestic violence leave is ‘excessive’ but Barnaby gets 11 weeks off to set up a $150,000 trust fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…he

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When I look at all the news unfolding on mornings like this, I often pause and think, “How could Chris Lilley help here?”

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Time for drugs.

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adammcarth Finally, a marketing strategy that works! pic.twitter.com/uCvqxIQZrI

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Wed plan, outline draft: Writing for the not-SEKRIT project, slowly; 1310 VA523 SYD-OOL; 1500 editorial meeting; 17..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dM

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cathywilcox1 Barnaby can’t stop talking.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/UrMJtZJ2QT

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RadishHarmers Libertarians have this weird idea that corporations are better (less controlling, freedom-infringing, etc.) than go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Q

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Shakestweetz You guys.

YOU GUYS.

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juhasaarinen EU got Troncated. twitter.com/mathewi/status…

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@alexkidman @kcarruthers Another word I’d use in this context is “wheezing”.

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HoarseWisperer ABC didn’t fire Roseanne for being a racist.

She was always a racist.

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And my weather for today in more detail, starting in one city and ending in another. pic.twitter.com/bcjAiWaOsd

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As usual, @CARROT_app is across the weather both meteorological and political. pic.twitter.com/nX4qLdIhwH

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damonayoung “Being apologetic is their green light to lynch you.” Phew. Saved Elon from a lifetime of heartfelt apologies there. pic.twitter.com/Akrli9thuG

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Well this seems to be going quite well, though I am suspect it needs some more retweets. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wednesday. How many legs does it have? This is a rhetorical question and requires no answer. Wednesday.

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