Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 2nd, 2018

goldengateblond It’s like they have a single shirt they pass around when they want to communicate with The Poors. pic.twitter.com/6NAnSWPHBZ

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ClickHole When This Family’s House Burned Down, Their Community Came Together To Read Them A Scathing Critique Of Fire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y6

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@bigjsl @haruki_zaemon All too true. Television is quite a small industry in Australia, and people know people.

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@nz_liam I’m quite comfortable in my masculinity.

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This is excellent but don’t fuck up your paperwork. pic.twitter.com/t8y2hNCawN

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This is a fair call. It literally has no flavour at all. twitter.com/haruki_zaemon/…

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I am being told this is park-bench grade sake. Can I please have some advice here? pic.twitter.com/xa0QQgawJC

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@haruki_zaemon If I had my own television program then this would be a segment.

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@erstkate It’s more about architecture and geometry.

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@Sheeds_au Except, sadly, I don’t have any of their useful skills.

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I have just noticed that the interaction between the cut of my current trousers and my belt generate an unacceptable quantity of bumcrack.

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pangopup This is glorious. Absolute perfection. 😙👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/3OzZJdpuSn

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There’s a lot going on here, but yeah probably. twitter.com/JaalaPulford/s…

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PatrickCrewdson The @nzlawsociety used a super-injunction - we believe the first ever in NZ - to attempt to conceal a new case of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83

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R_Chirgwin The word you want, Fitbit, is “clench”. pic.twitter.com/LwlxvZtbR3

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candeira For my English speaking friends: Spanish internet is rife these days with examples of pockets in feminine clothing…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5P

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@joneaves Have you just become aware of this? Also, that “drink” and I are currently not in the same city.

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This is mid-strength lager, pineapple juice, and “sweet and sour mix”, and now I would like the asteroid to arrive. twitter.com/DrRhysPockett/…

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@Net_Metalrat It’s along those lines, but maybe an octave down.

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@melbomartin In modern Australia, we are all walruses.

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There is a guy sitting nearby who has a laugh like a walrus with bronchitis.

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@SpaceChain @purserj @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. [Deep breath] HAHAHAH..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Q

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Startups going global should go GDPR: Lawyer” zd.net/2LUq5AI

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Smart signage, Melbourne Central shopping centre. pic.twitter.com/GsxqjXNt88

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“It’s so hot in Finland’s north reindeer are mixing it with sunbathers on the beach” abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0…

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“Hackers want your medical records far more than your credit card info” abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0…

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“AFP investigating claims officers took drug suspect sightseeing in Paris” abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0…

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TheShovel New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean theshovel.com.au/2018/08/02/new… pic.twitter.com/ho3lBq3kD8

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KeithConlon in 1873, the to Glenelg TRAIN service began, running from Victoria Square on the tram route of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V4

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a salad.

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Story files for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a salad.

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@rohan_p @dobes Lol I can’t see this tweet because I have “mardi gras” on mute. This tweet neither.

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bungarsargon Omg I also call alcohol “groceries” twitter.com/thehill/status…

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terencehuynh “CSS - Cascading stylesheets, not cascading shit storm”

😅

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@rohan_p @dobes Guys, there could be food down there. Yabbies. Mussels. Worms.

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jpwarren Well yes, but why listen to people who know what they’re talking about? twitter.com/bmcsherr/statu…

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@KeithConlon You probably have to use an aerosol spray and a camel-hair brush.

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RogueNASA We like @StephenAtHome’s version of this Trump tweet.

Where should the take him?

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@vealmince That’s corporate IT in a nutshell.

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AnthonyClarkAU Old mate who’s been walking around airport on the phone talking loudly about business deal is now blowing up at som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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damiengwalter I’m making a bid for HBO stardom with my new saga.

Game of Scones.

It charts the brutal power struggle between ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ii

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It’s good to see some guys with a nice heavy pumper. twitter.com/mark_gepp/stat…

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TheFeedSBS If you’ve gone for a job and feel your race was used against you, we want to hear about it for a story we’re produc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yP

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Toilet graffiti, State Library of Victoria, 2 of 2. pic.twitter.com/ETQptwYAoa

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Toilet graffiti, State Library of Victoria, 1 of 2. pic.twitter.com/MTXCEAgT19

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Because all the previous moments were moments of bullshit, presumably. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…

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jesslynnrose Pitch: Give me $500k, I’ll just hire all the impossibly brilliant underappreciated tech folks I know and we’ll just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R5

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@LexPlans @jodiem Yes and no. I saw quite a few little bars near the City Library. Anyway, I am now in the State Li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wY

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@GordyPls @dobes That’s certainly the most efficient way.

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@dobes Mate, next you’ll want cyber stories without the Ethernet switches blinking their lights.

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This is a remarkable thread about quality* political analysis. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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Don’t you just hate it when you get dust in your central parts? twitter.com/KeithConlon/st…

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Jen_Carnovale Man the boys at cross fit are gonna be pumped 💪🏼 pic.twitter.com/S2IRDEvt7T

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onlmaps Gay Adult Content Consumption by US State. dlvr.it/QdWY64 pic.twitter.com/PiYcSnBpES

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Betrayed by a loose SD card! I don’t suppose anyone else at @SINETconnection’s yesterday recorded..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zo

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Thu plan, confirmed: Slow-ish start; story pitches (done); late breakfast (next); write for @zdnetaustralia, in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A2

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jendudley So many backflips, Roy & HG should commentate. twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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normative This is not a jacket a man Manafort’s age can pull off at any price unless they’re David Bowie or really into Witch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7C

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@purserj Workman’s story is WAY too good for an Elephant Stamp. Husar’s alleged actions, well, if proven they’d be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL

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This Yarn certainly deserves a Klaxon, though. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Awww. Now I want a Yarn Klaxon. twitter.com/smurray38/stat…

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These people are fuckin’ idiots. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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@jodiem Ta. They’re about equidistant from my hotel, and I have to be up near the State afterwards, so the State it is.

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@paulbam3 Thanks heaps. I’m guessing that at least some of the work tables under the dome have 240V, so I’ll try there first.

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@pelagikat That does sound promising, though I want to stay up the east end of the CBD today for logistical reasons. Noted for next time.

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@paulbam3 Thanks, Paul. And I hope there is electrickery? That’s key because I’ll be there a while.

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@jplonie Anyway, I’m going to check out the African Gangs on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/gW6DJQHQIx

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@BrendanTN_ Thanks. And there’s better food nearby too. So that’s where I’ll be today.

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Dear Melbourne, which is more pleasant to work in? The State Library or the City Library?

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Not so loud, Sir, or everyone will want one. twitter.com/slimejam/statu…

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And yet even pissing into a urinal has some basic requirements. Which are often not accurately met. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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GordyPls Omg Apple made a map of boomers. GET THE HILUX twitter.com/mxswd/status/1…

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@jpwarren I supposed I should follow it up. Maybe even running a search on Apple Maps. Yes, yes I could do that.

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Thu plan, draft: Slow-ish start, due to exceptionally weird dreams; story pitches; write for @zdnetaustralia about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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HAHAHAHAHA oh brilliant. Very @jpwarren content, this. twitter.com/mxswd/status/1…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “AI can deliver ‘faster better cheaper’ cybersecurity” zd.net/2KfGydN

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The lovely @CARROT_app has created a suitably Melbourne day, I see. pic.twitter.com/Gr2Sot8OFE

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Thursday. Please empty all contents from the sachet before adding liquid. Thursday.

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