Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 11th, 2018

I did see this earlier, but decided to have breakfast first. Maybe @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard haven’t seen it yet. twitter.com/developerjack/…

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@SydneyTom_ @markhumphries The key thing I’ve learned from so many different parts of the sex industry is that near..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MV

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@markhumphries More seriously, there’s a lot of fascinating stuff at Sexpo, not just the obvious strippers and porn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…86

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@naamanzhou @SexpoAustralia See what I mean? Though to be honest I’d rather have someone other than Mr Bond do that yarn.

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@SexpoAustralia Unless, @naamanzhou, those 200 words were so his entry fee and stable of new bedroom accoutrements..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QW

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How the fuck do you only get 200 words out of @SexpoAustralia? I’ve been to a couple and there’s a LOT of different..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xN

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naamanzhou .@TheCalebBond why is this article only 200 words long? DM me the raunchy paragraphs your editors were too cowardly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KT

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@purserj “Sewerage”, says the pedant, but yeah. We used to feed the long drop with sawdust and something I assume was lime.

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And beforehand you invoke Australian stereotypes, let me just say that in the 9 years I lived on that farm, there w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i0

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In my defence, the farm had a long drop dunny, so when people talked about their “septic system” it wasn’t always a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0L

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When I was a kid, I thought the septic tank was the thing that contained the water, i.e. the cistern. I couldn’t fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sN

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Me, encountering neighbour quickly digging a trench, into which flows dirty water: “Hi A, what’s happening?”
A: “Yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7u

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I don’t think we’re on this ride. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@mourges I guessing so, even though the guy most likely to steal a plane probably isn’t an risk to anyone any more.

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Sat plan, confirmed: Very slow start (finally done); 1448 train to Sydney, where for the time being there is still..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tF

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@RahzKat Sure. But I’m on the other side of the planet and have plenty to get on with. I’m continuing with my day as planned.

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But obviously this so-called “Rick” has been collaborating with aliens and the Deep State is trying to cover it up.

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Unless you are near Seattle and can hear an aircraft low overhead, or know someone called Rick who’s the kind of gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nP

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Case in point: This is from an expert specialist journalist just 4 minutes ago. Everything you are currently hearin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MJ

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… and other tweets from reliable-looking folks are saying it’s been stolen from someone who isn’t exactly familia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pV

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Re those last couple of retweets, there’s this… twitter.com/royalscottking…

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W7VOA Confirmed by @SeaTacAirport sources there is an “airspace issue.”

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W7VOA From a passenger who was on an @AlaskaAir flight that returned to @SeaTacAirport gate: twitter.com/Bensign/status…

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@jturner_au @feraldata @jeamland This is good to hear. I’ll look out for it.

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iamdevloper Today’s productivity tip:

Don’t open Slack.

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@mattcdef2000 This is a classic of the genre of genres, yes.

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PulpLibrarian You’ve got less than five hours to vote! Tomorrow shall we tweet about gas masks or Burt Reynolds? Currently it’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i

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snurbbotinfo The penguins are courtesy of a Triple M angel.

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Thank you, @CARROT_app. Also, some rain would be lovely please thank you. pic.twitter.com/cxSkMcMQ83

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This is also very @feraldata content, @jeamland. She can explain why. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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marshray I will never stop thinking about this slide. @thegrugq pic.twitter.com/yAmsH5Llst

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Sat plan, outline draft: Very slow start (still in progress, thanks to the drought); migrate to Sydney, where for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SA

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kcarruthers I truly wonder how many people on this site are suffering from constipation and wonder how that might affect their tweets.

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@bernietb @bunjaree But what I really want is a CAT 773B 50t off-road tanker. Filled with gin. pic.twitter.com/2yDpkI0x9E

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@bernietb @bunjaree A 25-ton water truck is a serious piece of kit.

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@WarWraith @bunjaree Ah, no, evaporation is negligible in a closed tank, compared with usage. You’d have to be boil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq

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@bernietb @bunjaree Yeah, 10,000 litres of water isn’t as much as you might imagine.

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@bernietb @bunjaree That’s a worry. Where’s the farm, broadly speaking?

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@bunjaree Anyway, it’s a good thing I’d already planned to head down to Sydney for a couple of days, because the wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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@bunjaree Two or three years ago, I was talking separately to one of the Aunties up here, as well as a woman in her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cw

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@bunjaree I know I have longer showers than I probably should, but not half a ton of water each time.

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@bunjaree I should add, though, this is one tank out of several, and I don’t understand how they connect together,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7

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I am thrilled* to report than a mere 24 days after having to order a truckload of water, we’ve run out again. One o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gH

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@SnarkyPlatypus For sure. “Our body language expert looked at one photo and says Melissa is uncomfortable around he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jq

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@SnarkyPlatypus Depends what you mean by “reading body language”. The pop-sci “If they look to the left they’re lyi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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Saturday. One on each end of a long pole, which is traditional. Saturday.

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