Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 20th, 2018

@techoglot @NewtonMark @Antipaganda Annoying, but. “Oh great, now I have to wait for this explosive mist to disperse.”

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@techoglot @NewtonMark @Antipaganda Yeah I had a, er, mishap with an LPG cylinder once when I pulled the wrong pipe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ov

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@NewtonMark @Antipaganda I’m always thrilled when the truck delivers a new load of LPG cylinders. So much potential for fun.

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edbott Well, “Mark Google,” I am not sure I can answer your question here… pic.twitter.com/ZeGhhmha8G

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anitathetweeter Every newsroom:

- Can you do a weather story
- Do I have to, they’re so boring
- Just do it
- FINE pic.twitter.com/ypYML4rTF5

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@NewtonMark @Antipaganda I think people are too used to watching their heroes running ahead of explosions.

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@dfpiii Agreed. Everything else is bullshit.

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@HULLSIMON1 @JonathanPieNews Is there something wrong with you? Like, were you dropped on your head repeatedly as a child?

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jypersian Nazism, Socialism and the Falsification of History by @kilderbenhauser & @dirkmoses re PvO abc.net.au/religion/artic… via @ABCReligion

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Cannibal In a pinch, you can use a hot dog as a 600ohm resistor.

It has been a weird day.

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LettsGetSnakes I have finally cracked the secret of . They’re just a super colony of nematodes acting with a hive-mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have no idea where that fits in, but I’m assuming it’ll leak any day now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Plus, of course, within minutes the aus pol arsehats were complaining there was a cover-up because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bp

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s been mutterings on the socials about “interests” but Hugh and team have done the work on jo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mw

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beehivesy are men ……….. . okay pic.twitter.com/UoAgrBw7LK

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@aimeeterese If by “watching” you mean television, nothing.

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The fuckwit quotient is rather high tonight.

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I will never be able to purge this thought from my mind. twitter.com/KarlskiB/statu…

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barriecassidy The PM effectively gives Tony Abbott power of veto over all legislation and this is the thanks he gets? twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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NewtonMark Fucking furries. pic.twitter.com/iLDKyjdNNI

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This is the sort of prediction I like. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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davpope Mr Prime Minister Head
<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/pDv5rCHH7q

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I’m glad we’re giving some newcomers a go. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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“Signature plank”.

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@NewtonMark I’m sure everything will be fine.

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NSWRFS At 5:00pm there are 75 fires burning across NSW, with 39 not yet contained. Winds are forecast to strengthen tomorr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sn

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Apropos of nothing in particular, anyone can launch a section 44 action in the High Court.

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davpope Fortune favours the brave
<cartoon gallery goo.gl/oc0BNQ> pic.twitter.com/PedEJJ9Jol

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@28481k @SnarkyPlatypus Oh I’m dreadful, thank you. I’m just saying I tweeted about the junta thing before he did.

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Current odds at @sportsbetcomau for the person who is the Leader of the Federal Liberal Party on polling day of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zm

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Current odds at @sportsbetcomau for Malcolm Turnbull standing in a Liberal Party Leadership ballot prior to the nex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qk

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I had to keep reading the quoted tweet to figure out who this McCormack bloke was, and I suspect I’m not alone. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@jeamland But with slightly more detail.

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“Confused about Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership crisis? Here’s what you need to know” abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2…

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“Gold Coast announces AU$10 million fibre broadband expansion” by @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/gold-c…

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Also, a magnum of champagne for lunch is the way to go. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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David would like you all to explore his enormous ring, or something. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@docbaty If the uniforms are spiffy, and Thailand has a tradition of spiffy uniforms. Even for concierges and shopping mall security guards.

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That’s the thing about a military junta, eh. twitter.com/charleshawa/st…

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Mon plan, confirmed: One final quiet stay-warm day to shake the lurgi and perform other medical miracles before get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ay

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MollyJongFast Imagine being this dumb pic.twitter.com/MJLZl7FVzY

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Listening to the latest “Russia, if you’re listening” from @MatthewBevan: “#14 Trump’s Business: Secrets and deals” pca.st/X6S8

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“The government’s surprise $444 million grant to a private foundation is allegedly being used to fudge its commitme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xe

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We should get Nick Moir down to Canberra because he knows how to photograph conflagrations.

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glengyron There’s only one way for LNP to win the next election. pic.twitter.com/6eB6piZgyM

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There isn’t a Weekly Wrap yet, but this short thread links to the three things I wrote last week. I can’t really co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NB

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Mon plan, draft: One final quiet stay-warm day to shake the lurgi and perform other medical miracles before getting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zK

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hughriminton “Peter Dutton has given me his support.” pic.twitter.com/3xR0hTGVzP

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I can only imagine what Twitter is like for people who do not mute the aus pol hash tag.

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I suppose I should get out of bed soon.

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SnarkyPlatypus Imagine a Piggy Pyne doll with accessories.

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Popehat Giuliani really has a talent for putting defense arguments as unconvincingly, unappealingly, and suspiciously as p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eg

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workmanalice Malcolm Turnbull has been prime minister for 2 years, 11 months and 6 days. pic.twitter.com/55fZLKFcEW

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James_Jeffrey When I find myself in times of trouble the Page of Error comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VZ

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Arash_Mohebbi Oh GOD NOW SHE’S INCEPTED THE IDEA INTO MY HEAD AND I CANT UNTHINK THIS twitter.com/nadinevoncohen…

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FlemishDog Remember when sony did “Sport” electronics which meant “Yellow” pic.twitter.com/Qr6VCX2cK2

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awelder A quick scan of the Grauniad home page suggests grieving for Fairfax and grieving for Leather Jacket Malcolm is the same grief

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jonkudelka Pulling The Plug in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/iICODAKFwg

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GrogsGamut “we propose bills in the House when we believe we can carry them and so at the moment we don’t have, because it is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1

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joshgnosis “That is an interesting speech that you’ve made to me” pic.twitter.com/mnwyF1xitc

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CillizzaCNN Windmills: Bird-killing machines twitter.com/ddale8/status/…

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LukeLPearson Helpy Helperton over here with the great financial advice… pic.twitter.com/wlyPCcTclJ

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Wait. I fell asleep again. Is the official word “kerfuffle” now?

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HappySinger Dare you to find a more stupid take today. pic.twitter.com/r1eEVMDJPr

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NewtonMark Dear Aussie political parties: In case you haven’t worked out why you’re awful:
Libs: Your links to coal.
ALP: Your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nF

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burgerdrome crazy how SJWs are absolutely triggered by the new DOOM trailer, unless you’re capable of the most basic research pic.twitter.com/t5UcEl4vqR

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@CARROT_app I suppose it’s possible I’m transforming into a truffle pig.

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The interpolation model used by @CARROT_app is more useful here, but I’m still staying in bed for a while because I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CK

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I was going to say I won’t get out of bed until the apparent temperature is above zero, but yesterday it barely got..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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WorldBollard Can this bollard get 1,000 retweets?

Probably not. But we can only dream.

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DANCE, YOU LITTLE FUCKERS. [Prods 7yo children with sharpened sticks] DANCE! @SnarkyPlatypus

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Monday. Try to keep them lined up with the local magnetic fields, even when they are non-metallic. Monday.

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