Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 27th, 2018

That’s enough Monday for me. I have a busy day tomorrow. Gorn.

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BruuhConsta Just copped them new Balenciaga 🔥😤 pic.twitter.com/g080XCejvS

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@sfmnemonic @zdnetaustralia Exactly. I’m sure that once I’ve slept on it I’ll be suitability snarky tomorrow.

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madrathefox reminder to everyone that conservapedia is a thing that exists pic.twitter.com/AjKqVbJCRI

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helenolsen Should be an interesting case to follow:
Facebook’s refusal to hand over the data it holds on users’ web activity..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qG

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@sfmnemonic @zdnetaustralia Short version is that the amendments try to limit disclosure of health records to thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE

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@sfmnemonic @zdnetaustralia I’m having an early night here in Sydney tonight, but will be up early to write my anal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a7

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PaulMMCooper The drought in Central Europe has shrunk the rivers & exposed “hunger stones”, where people of the past recorded dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lm

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snurb_dot_info No self-respecting dead cat would be seen … um … dead next to that bounce. twitter.com/kevinbonham/st…

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bengrubb 👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/4scgS6HoWI

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@darrenpauli He might use a telescope, I can’t say for sure.

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@JustJimWillDo @cafuego @seatrout Is there anything, any object or substance at all, that Gwyneth hasn’t used down..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oD

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hols1983 we have reached peak anti vax. pic.twitter.com/yJaQV68deL

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kevinbonham 2PP poll to poll changes for mid-term change of PM:

Hawke to Keating +2 (est)
Rudd to Gillard +1
Gillard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pn

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@JustJimWillDo @Manic_Henry @SuperCroup They have bigger ones for $229 if you need to spitroast something bigger. bunnings.com.au/jumbuck-130-x-…

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@LovelyCorrine “Just browsing. I’ll let you know if anything takes my fancy.”

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FarrellPF 👇👇👇 coming up shortly on @abc730 twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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seatrout Swedish demonstrators arguing among themselves whether to buy *organic* eggs to throw at Nazis twitter.com/JohanEhrenberg…

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sylmobile from certain angles pic.twitter.com/7kO977nImb

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@purserj I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

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Bunnings has spit-roasters on special.

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Phil Collins’ tour is called “Not Dead Yet”?

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benpobjie The scene where she drives a truck full of explosives into a church twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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Mesut_Ausil I told my barista that my name was “Constant leadership spills are tearing this country apart” and when he called i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cB

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Does this goose imagine that the minister himself sits on the beach with binoculars? What an astoundingly daft comm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4V

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@JuliusFlywheel @thelaughingsub When @dobes is back he can find some suitable stock photography.

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The next session of Parliament is going to be hilarious, what with the numbers. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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abcnews BREAKING: The ABC has confirmed former prime minister Malcolm Turnbull will resign from Parliament later this week,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…77

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kateiselin Took ‘sex worker and writer’ out of my Bumble profile last night. I was tired of all the questions about working in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6l

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ElizaJBarr 🎶 For those who come across the seas, we’ve boundless crabs to share. 🎶 (I love Australia with my soul.) twitter.com/9newsaus/statu…

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@bradsprigg @thelaughingsub This is getting into @ashabeeeee territory, what with her ability to ask innocent questions.

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Botanygeek TWITTER: Vaccines contain toxic formaldehyde!

TRUTH: A single pear has 50x more formaldehyde than is found in any vaccine.

🍐🍐🍐🍐

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naamanzhou What should we discuss tonight on Q&A?
🔘 Those clowns in Canberra!
🔘 Those Canberra clowns!
🔘 White ethnostate = legitimate?
🔘 Energy

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And the confirmation: “Peter Dutton has confirmed that the Department of Home Affairs superministry has absorbed al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YG

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Me at @zdnetaustralia last night: “Cyber defence goes missing in Australian Cabinet reshuffle” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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dekrazee1 Got one of those ‘I’m calling from Telstra your computer needs help’ calls and I said Uh huh do you think I’m an id..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5D

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BiodiversityGuy A dune in the western desert. Note the abundance of animal tracks. Dune crests are the highways of the desert…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gW

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James_Jeffrey The little puff of smoke from Malcolm’s back has rekt me twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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@TrialByTruth May be a reflection in the window? It’s double-glazed so that’ll could be the doubling.

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wheelswordsmith just the worst standing i have ever seen pic.twitter.com/7opfduv95u

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I do wish @channelten had a weather presenter who wasn’t a shouty dickhead.

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MatthewBevan Love to see the flowchart on this one which ends at “Labor’s fault” twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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Wow it’s much easier to judge people from up here. pic.twitter.com/ycYUug3B8e

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@AlbionLoveDen There will also be some disappointed donors.

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primroseriordan FM Payne said she will be sent to represent Australia at the Pacific Island Forum in Nauru rather than PM Morrison..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T6

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chrisjoregan I didn’t realise what “next generation” was code for until I twigged it meant “Abbott’s not in the ministry”

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WhoresofYore For all those wondering how poor Walter’s ‘virile member’ was tested - the ‘good women’ tried to give him an erecti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j5

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WhoresofYore Medieval wives could have their marriage annulled on grounds of impotence, but the impotence had to be tested & pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @schlutes Why do their jaws seem to hinge somewhere behind their ears?

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Mon plan, remainder: Sloth in my room, at least until a client contacts me for the next step; maybe watch some of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KN

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“I make YouTube videos.”

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AustCyber Is your child or someone you know aged 12-17 years? Do they have an interest in cracking codes, puzzles or defendin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts

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Even do, @danilic, how DARE you people make all that rowdy television.

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I’m reminded of the time at ABC Adelaide when a new admin staffer was being shown around. As they went through the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sY

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samanthamaiden Governor General Julie Bishop? Not so fast warns @billshortenmp who has written to new PM @ScottMorrisonMP warning..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n6

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@chrisrauchle I thought I’d see an ALP candidate mentioned on the weekend, but I maybe I’m misremembering.

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joshgnosis Must have missed the part where ScoMo appointed a Labor MP as Home Affairs minister in the interim. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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SenatorRyan I have received a letter of resignation from Senator Andrew Bartlett as a senator for Queensland. The resignation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…25

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“Pulling pythons from the barbie” is a euphemism for what, exactly? twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…

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naamanzhou also funny that ScoMo’s other Twitter list – Shiretalk – is 90% his own constituents dunking on and hating pic.twitter.com/9DTQ3LUiYPUiYP

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naamanzhou absolutely entranced by this Twitter list that Scott Morrison made, called “david speers”, that has no members and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9G

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thebrunswickian The Liberal Party is going to draw a line under the Abbott-Turnbull era of blood-letting by *checks notes* running..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xw

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@BXGD I’d like to see it myself!

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@Davidramli @darrenpauli @Kxyne Possums are crafty buggers, as you know.

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“It seems that, 3600, is your phone,” apparently. pic.twitter.com/WkV1eWAnTP

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@NewtonMark It’s OK, @joshgnosis and @heldavidson were among those who did watch it.

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erstkate Yes I have to say riding unicorn made of eyeballs while naked is up there with my greatest fears, just below public..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ae

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@darrenpauli @Kxyne That’s a magnificent word-picture. Have you thought of becoming a writer?

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@MatthewBevan @GreenJ I’ve been sitting on the purple since 1124, though now I’m safely in the city.

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@MatthewBevan @GreenJ Itself what’s on the inside that counts.

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“Driving a modernised bureaucracy: Turnbull’s lasting legacy” themandarin.com.au/97727-driving-…

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… and people have already done the image for you. pic.twitter.com/HyJdh53oU0

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Now I know what you’re all thinking… twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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It’s the advertiser that’s doing the targeting, but yeah let’s blame the platform.

(This should not detract from t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo

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developerjack OH: “Please click the tiles showing a pedestrian and for God sakes hurry”

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patstokes This is the thing: Abbott and co honestly think they’re ‘centre-right.’ Nobody wants to think the things that seem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OY

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joshgnosis Abbott on climate change: I have never been a true believer in the green religion and as time goes on, I am more and more sceptical.

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@zdnetaustralia “Peter Dutton has confirmed that the Department of Home Affairs superministry has absorbed all cybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Sunday: “Cyber defence goes missing in Australian Cabinet reshuffle” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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It’s hardly an example of legislative clarity, but these amendments seem to address a big chunk of the privacy conc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

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Crossing the Nepean, seen through a filthy train window. instagram.com/p/Bm9y3G5hb79/…

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Meanwhile, is it too early to start drinking absinthe? twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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Having an exciting time reading the My Health Records Amendment (Strengthening Privacy) Bill 2018…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CE

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@myshkid Brilliant. I didn’t realise they had Bills as well as Acts. (I’m after some Bills in progress.) Thank you. And thank you, @austlii.

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@dj2mn There’s plenty of it today, and the smaller birds are taking full advantage of it.

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@Kxyne @klaxon_1 @darrenpauli This seems fair. At @bunjaree, it was a currawong. It could peck through the netting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ie

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Having a sook because ParlInfo is down and I want to read some legislation.

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mainframed767 [while auditing external facing inventory after asking for ip addresses]
“This listing from our central DNS server..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fg

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@klaxon_1 @Kxyne @darrenpauli I’m just doing the set-up. One of those two dags can do the rest of it.

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@Net_Metalrat Possibly. I couldn’t see all of the train at once. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

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JBHiFi Hey Good people of the Internet!

Please be on the lookout for a SCAM text message doing the rounds re: Product Tes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

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@Kxyne @darrenpauli Why do you have to keep tomatoes in a cage?

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Apparently I can’t count. There are in facts eight cars as timetabled.

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@NewtonMark “Silence” in a Lycoming kind of way.

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@bunjaree Excellent, my happy little Waratah is going to flower this year. pic.twitter.com/H4I2LaiFZy

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Out into the mists, at least once I open the gate. @bunjaree pic.twitter.com/hgJXYomGK1

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@NewtonMark Cool. I did look up the relevant things a while back, and they’re easily obtainable via eBay for around..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9E

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snurb_dot_info That’s some shot. twitter.com/Charles_Lecler…

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I’ll be at CLOUDSEC in Sydney on Tuesday, should you even care. cloudsec.com/au/#agenda

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@NewtonMark What was the kind of headset you use on VH-SOL? I should probably order that audio splitter.

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Mon plan: Fix client email compromise (critical bits done); 1124 train to Sydney; research en route; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kR

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NewtonMark OH COME ON. Ten million families in Australia and this one is supposed to have all the answers? twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…

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@R_Chirgwin I always do. :) Though it’s looking like things are clearing up now.

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Looks like a pleasant enough day down in Sydney today. And thanks for the kind thoughts, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/dReVy6WfS2

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ICYMI: “Morrison names leading anti-wind campaigner as energy minister” reneweconomy.com.au/morrison-names…

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@rohan_p Another angle via @justinrhendry: “The last remaining mention of innovation… has also been culled from t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R4

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It looks like @rohan_p reads this as I do. “Dutton is Morrison’s cyber man: Ministerial reshuffle appears to deprio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eg

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phbarratt Dear @abcnews Please stop referring to Scott Morrison’s “new look” Cabinet. “New” is a statement of fact. “New look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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TheDanAnimal “despite the appearance of regular infrastructure related delays, Sydney’s railways do infact undergo basic safety..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mh

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_iwakeli_i People named James Cook don’t have a good track record here. twitter.com/BBCNewsPR/stat…

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@jtwyman That has happened here too. It really is luck of the draw, though.

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HAHAHAHA. Yes of course.

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Further alleged plans, and links to my stuff from the past fortnight, can be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Fix client email compromise; train to Sydney; administrivia and research en routes; write for @zdnetaustralia; evening TBA.

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Me: “Right, let’s see what I need to get done today.”
Universe: [See attached screenshot]
Me: “Oh thank you very fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gV

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crdavies It’ll be around somewhere, has anyone looked behind the lounge? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@ApostrophePong That is an excellent Moon, and very similar to the one we have in Australia.

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Histreepix J.R.R. Tolkien, a keen horticulturist, relaxes in his greenhouse. Maidstone, Kent. 14th of May, 1973. 14:32. pic.twitter.com/fqeBuMBbEx

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russellcrowe This is a quote from our
new PM. I wonder where his head is ? Where is your head ?
I hope for your sake it’s where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vp

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kattekrab Do you organise conferences in Australia?

Do you want A class, fast video recordings of your conference sessions?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g7

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stukhan I’m glad Barnaby is going to be the Special Envoy for solving the drought, because he already has a well thought-ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…41

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banditloaf @PulpLibrarian I love Wing Commander, Honor Harrington and Man-Kzin Wars… but it’s hard to top this one: pic.twitter.com/Vo0de5apuW

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timb07 It’s not true (as @andrewgodwin said) that you can’t take a train from Melbourne airport to the city. Just fly to S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pq

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jonkudelka Today’s @australian cartoon pic.twitter.com/YDxGXmex8Z

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber defence goes missing in Australian Cabinet reshuffle” zdnet.com/article/cyber-… pic.twitter.com/cvsUsWwOsR

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mileskahn Don’t you fucking flip on me. pic.twitter.com/PDOsoyLt4X

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Monday. Slightly curved. Monday.

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