Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 28th, 2018

kheitman_au @stilgherrian @BuzzFeedOzPol They have Reps or Senate pins on the lapel already. Flag capes would set the sartorial and patriotic standard.

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@oberonsghost @kcarruthers “Aussie! Aussie Aussie!”
Munch! Munch! Munch!

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JulianDutton1 BREAKING: Trump wins Oval office breath-holding contest as Pence keels over after 32 seconds and Chief of Staff Joh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DE

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@BuzzFeedOzPol Christopher Pyne’s Aussie flag edible underpants is taking it too far, though.

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@BuzzFeedOzPol Can I just say, though, that I think it’s perfectly reasonable for members and representatives of Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yc

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@ScrawnyRooster @BuzzFeedOzPol You can get anything you like for a minimum run of maybe a thousand.

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StormyDaniels Sneak pic at new issue of Vogue (on stands in Sept)! Photo by the incredible Annie Leibovitz. It was such an honor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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@BuzzFeedOzPol I don’t think Morrison is even trying. There’s some great stuff out there. pic.twitter.com/OLGC6IoSxN

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You just know that by lunchtime tomorrow someone like @BuzzFeedOzPol will have identified where these came from and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ic

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I’m liking Bloomberg and Fortune as left-wing mastheads. twitter.com/ddale8/status/…

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engin_eer @stilgherrian “eye merkins”

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engin_eer @stilgherrian I think everyone needs a pair of “dress eyebrows”. In a little mounted case, like cufflinks.

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@engin_eer I haven’t vomited. Not today, anyway.

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@Gwyntaglaw And Spain, for that matter, given that’d Australia’s are essentially the same design. Very sloppy.

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steve_vladeck Search engines will only be allowed to return goodthink and prolefeed. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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@RealNickHodge Pre-Gough, so you have to measure time differently.

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I will now have to show this to @JustJimWillDo so he too can get all shouty about it.

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Even the caption. LHDs are nothing to do with defending a coastline and everything to do with force projection. Now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xy

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This diagram shits me to tears because it counts LHDs like Australia’s two as “aircraft carriers” and they’re not…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0m

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vanOnselenP Quote from the Liberal Party Member for Warringah. pic.twitter.com/sm4iAorI06

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Pondering adding the word “millennial” to my mute filters.

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paulwiggins Let those of us in civilised-coffee nations send our thoughts and prayers for @BlaineStewart and other North Americ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jH

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joshgans When are we getting the Donald Trump vs Al Capone: Who was worse think pieces.

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moir_alan Follow Alan Moir cartoons daily at moir.com.au pic.twitter.com/sDMEkBvEgc

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scottlynch78 Someone with an advanced degree looked at this 12-foot tall omnivorous all-destroying furry fist of a Pleistocene g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP

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pryorlisa All the Australian public wants in housing policy is a system where you get a really high price when you sell a hou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zz

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Yeah this is the look I should go for. twitter.com/engin_eer/stat…

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GrogsGamut This would be a great job, I encourage any policy/politics nerds to apply!

*looks at the pays scale* bloody he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dc

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@_midofo_ There’s a chance they may have wanted to open the door later on.

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DefenseBaron Wait… Trump canceled the entire new FBI headquarters project so he could make more money from his hotel across th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7O

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“From July 1, every county in Estonia can implement free public transport for its residents, 24/7. While counties c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DF

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xruiztru 🇪🇪 Estonia To Become The World’s First Free Public Transport Nation.

Source: wef.ch/2JqjvRj pic.twitter.com/GZP6EynhfK

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_robcorr Buried in @PhillipCoorey’s article on the third au pair is this info about an earlier au pair that I hadn’t seen re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tR

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joshgnosis Jones on Sky News is complaining about MPs texting info out of party room meetings to people in the media.

He really has no self awareness.

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@garthk Yes, “It is for the <abstract noun>” is also a favourite. I did once hear a tram driver say “Please be sitt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oa

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jameshaning Trump supporters continue to question if Arizona State Rep. Eric Descheenie, a Navajo American legislator, is here..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p4

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@garthk “Needful” is such a useful word — see what I did there? — and it deserves wider usage outside South Asia.

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@JustJimWillDo Something something civil aviation safety.

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If you are in Dublin you should go to this conference just to see @BennettArron. The rest of the conference might n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4x

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@BXGD Yeah I don’t know what their chances are. It’s not like they had a contract or anything. But the state electi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yw

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“Light rail saga continues as 60 businesses sue NSW Government”, including an interesting* view on nosebleed. abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2…

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“Noisy cabin forces Qantas flight to turn back around to Sydney”, plus a cute video of fuel being dumped. abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2…

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“This letter reveals spy agency spooked by upcoming book”, with an update on the Witness K saga. abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2…

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Same reason most things happen: Because they’re fuckwits. twitter.com/hughstephens/s…

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@LapTop006 @RealNickHodge @jpwarren This is the thing. I could add just a few days to the work stuff, I think, so I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OS

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TheShovel Probably one of the biggest frustrations for Peter Dutton this week is that he spent all that time learning how to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w9

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Pondering dinner options. There’s probably a good pan-Asian place nearby, eh @SnarkyPlatypus?

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Now I want to register dodgymoneytransfer-dot-com… twitter.com/CERTNZ/status/…

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@timpoliti @jpwarren You have a very bleak view of visiting The America.

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@timpoliti @jpwarren Also, there’s no point “deleting your social media” when it’s probably logged already.

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@jpwarren Well this event is at the Washington Hilton, so I assume I’d be somewhere near there.

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@timpoliti @jpwarren I’ve been to the US quite a few times before. I even hold a visa.

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@RealNickHodge @jpwarren Well that’s the thing. There’s lots of excellent reasons to go to DC, especially on someone else’s tab.

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@jpwarren I thought they were all part of the same thing.

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@jpwarren I need to get back to Nevada some time soon. Today I got an invitation to go to Washington DC, though, so I might take that up.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You didn’t get my ever so clever joke. :(

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@jpwarren I read that as “wanking” and, well…

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Shut up Tim Bailey.

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@Serrels I haven’t, but I’d like to. You know another 5yo whose leg I can break?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark If Julie Bishop gets a quality UN gig then I look forward to Kevin Rudd’s head exploding. @DrRimmer

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark “Until”. She’s said she’s already preselected for her seat, but hasn’t made a decision..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y8

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@AUSFestivus @ashabeeeee Everyone already knows about that, and it comes for free.

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@SnarkyPlatypus True enough. Plus there’s all manner of… complexities relating to our smaller neighbours.

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blytheverse Me posting dramatic shit for attention. pic.twitter.com/9Ki07ium6R

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johnb78 Absolutely this. I love the old joke about the safe spaceship with the computer, the man and the dog (the man to fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ss

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’d set Indonesia over China? Proximity, I know, and significant trade levels, but broader geopolitics etc etc?

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I’m looking forward to Thursday when I might be able to have something approaching a normal poo.

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“Cubic scores AU$50m slice of Sydney’s AU$123m transport management system” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/cubic-…

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“Toyota invests $500m in Uber as part of autonomous vehicle partnership” by @jwillchad zdnet.com/article/toyota… So t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp

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@mavetju @NewtonMark More magnificent work on their pattern-matching too.

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@GreenJ This is why Melbourne will never have a new railway.

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I did not know about the Lakota connection. twitter.com/astoneabcnews/…

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Tue plan, remainder: 1800 AEST @PointlessAU; noodles in Chinatown, probably; return to my hotel room and complain about things.

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ASPI_org As part of @RadioNational’s ‘China in Focus’ week, @GeraldineDoogue sat down with ASPI’s Executive Director, Peter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dd

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TechnicallyRon “i want 45 chicken nuggets”
“sir you can’t eat that many”
“still want them tho”
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swan_legend Unsubtle from Fairfax pic.twitter.com/BZulyz64P6

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@JuliusFlywheel @simonahac I’m too lazy to look up the latest, but a while back the cryptominers were using more electricity than Belgium.

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@ITweetThere4 It’s impressive that she’s managed to hide it for so long.

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@opvind The first part I agree with 100%, that must be a huge factor. The second I hadn’t thought about in any deta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4

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“For pity’s sake go, Tony — you’re harming Australia” by@BernardKeaneecrikey.com.au/2018/08/28/for…g

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joshgnosis What is Matt Canavan doing with money that he thinks it is gendered? twitter.com/denhamsadler/s…

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Slowly making my way back to the hotel, because energy levels are down and stomach cramps are slightly up. Nothing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Z

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darrenpauli The original Wiggles line up does over 18 shows for big kids who grew up with them. It’s all the hits plus everyone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uk

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jimjefferies That’s right warren….you goofy looking cunt twitter.com/warrenbuffet99…

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winningprotocol dogs ‘like having their blood sucked’, tick says pic.twitter.com/vQ0giHpd9P

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TheSpinoffTV Eat what you want, when you want.
Don’t attach moral value to what you ate for dinner.
Maple syrup is just expensi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ha

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@GabLLB Yes, real pigs are made of marzipan, and horses are made of vanilla sponge cake.

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@nnwakelam Ah! The difference in wall colour is because that upper section is different material and set back maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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It’s quite lovely in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/pMJjFXiERi

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SethAMandel I’m sorry what twitter.com/DvoraMeyers/st…

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jonkudelka Whatever He Likes in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/hbXgxNwE63

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Or maybe I’m tiring of the cognitive dissonance. Vendors boost their ever-more-complex solutions to the cyber probl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wY

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Anyway, I’ve been banging on about that and related issues for more than a decade, so maybe you’re getting sick of it.

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That said, dentists still have to tell people to brush their teeth. Accountants still have to tell businesses to al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M7

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I suspect @bryanthemapsguy isn’t alone in reading that as a criticism of the conference. It isn’t, although it may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PW

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Reflecting on the morning, overall it was a solid and engaging presentation of familiar messages which need to be r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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glengyron Now we have a link between the Au Pairs and Adelaide. It’s only a matter of time until the bodies are located in barrels.

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@bryanthemapsguy Anyway, I’m around if you want to clarify. Or not. I don’t want to mountain the molehill here.

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@bryanthemapsguy Wait. You’ve got this one way wrong. This is a neutral observation (familiar message) with praise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2O

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@bryanthemapsguy I think you’re reading a tone into some of my comments that isn’t meant to be there. (It may be th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qI

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@bryanthemapsguy Erm, that’s what I said. Apart from the douche bit, obviously, though I don’t see how reporting st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Me

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@bryanthemapsguy I’m getting old, Bryan, and apart from being old-school Comp Sci I’ve also worked in the media way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U4

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@bryanthemapsguy I’m sure AI/ML is at the top because everyone just keeps repeating that it’s at the top because… etc.

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LibyaLiberty And they told you creeping sharia would destroy your culture. twitter.com/abc3340/status…

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And… the fourth and final question. Should I admit that I’m giggling nowEpic.twitter.com/xej3lbXK4e4e

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For question three, @LaniRefiti says those top ones area optimistic, I agree. How to you KNOW you’re prepared? How..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iD

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“Peter Dutton intervened in third au pair visa case for AFL boss’s relatives” by @LMARTI theguardian.com/australia-news… To..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6

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Can I just say that “collaboration and knowledge sharing” is always near the top of these things. But me in May 201..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8P

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First of four questions on which the audience was polled. Caveats: This skewed crowd, self-selected from there, not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…le

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Next up, the panel: “Mind Versus Machine: Inside the mind of the CISO” pic.twitter.com/wX2NoD3IZp

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@jxeeno Magic. The Devil’s work. Satanism.

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Augenbaum is hammering the usual messages about hardening your people and organisation, but hey is he entertaining..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KA

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If you’re not using 2FA, Augenbaum says, “I hope your cyber insurance is up to date and you drink a lot.”

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Augenbaum says 90% of the cases he investigated could have been prevented with basic user education and 2FA on their stuff. (Yep.)

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benpobjie He’s just laid his first egg twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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The latest Essential poll confirms those big losses for the Liberal Party after last week’s happy happy fun times. essentialvision.com.au/category/essen…

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Next up: Scott Augenbaum, Former Special Agent (he’s retired), “Actionable Threat Intelligence – a Global Perspectitwitter.com/i/web/status/1…YfrZ

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McNamara uses some of these AI-generated recipes to illustrate how the machines won’t be taking over just yet. (The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OK

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McNamara is stressing the importance of CISOs including physical security as part of the brief. Pentesters asking c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3b

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“Users are the biggest attack surface… but they’re here to stay.” So making the users aware is a Good Thing. (Als..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0

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McNamara: “Who’s a CISO in the room?” No hands go up. “Who works in a CISO team?” A tiny number of hands goes up. “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

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Next up: Jacqui McNamara, Head of Cyber Security Services, Telstra: “Perspectives from a CISO”. We’re running nearl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RG

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KnottMatthew Just clicked on the AFR website and saw headline “How Wayne Swan treated his prostate like the economy”. It’s after..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ES

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AntonyGreenABC As illustrated below, Malcolm Turnbull has developed a huge personal vote in Wentworth since he has been the member..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PY

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While the hashtag may be “official” I will continue to use only because the “2018” is redun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

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Also iCYMI, “Dutton confirms cybersecurity responsibility” by @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/dutton…

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Someone at just said they liked my column from Sunday night, so ICYMI: “Cyber defence goes missing in Aus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T2

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Meanwhile, as the main crowd comes out for morning tea, it becomes clear that the vendors have already scoffed all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xc

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I’ve taken a brief break because the presentations, while interesting enough, contained little that was newsworthy…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ri

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I’ve never managed to get past Level 8. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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I’m glad that the Liberal Party is continuing to provide us with quality entertainment. This series of “Survivor: W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FT

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joshgnosis America: Russia hacked our elections.

Australia: An old man in a gold jacket called a few people up and got the prime minister knifed.

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Next up: Dhanya Thakkar, VP AMEA for Trend Micro: “False Horizon and Strategies for Enterprises” pic.twitter.com/Ukutmh4hTj

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These things that CISOs need to do is the stuff we’ve been saying for years. pic.twitter.com/EbmyAqtt7B

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Taking photos with my iPad like an animal. But these two slides on transforming the role of cybersecurity, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ft

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Apparently the current factoid is that by 2020 there will be 1.5 million unfilled jobs in cybersecurity. So yeah, 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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joshgnosis Bishop says she will stay as the member for Curtin.

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joshgnosis Bishop: I wish ScoMo and Joshy and the Cabinet and the ministry, every success in providing good governance for Australia.

Joshy?

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arizclint Woof woof woof!!!

@RacismDog pic.twitter.com/E9Za8mfW4l

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Can confirm: “Trust” is the word we’ll be sick of hearing by the end of the year. twitter.com/TraceySpicer/s…

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I see that some people are using the hashtag but I will continue to use because tweets are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nK

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This chart never seems to change significantly year-to-year. twitter.com/Vermark26/stat…

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The Forrester presentation is full of data, so I won’t tweet much. But one factoid was that in this region [APAC?]..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yo

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Back to @bryanthemapsguy, it continues to astound me how often we all have to keep repeating these basics. twitter.com/TraceySpicer/s…

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Next up, the Analyst Keynote: “Ensuring Trust In A Hyper-Connected World” pic.twitter.com/N4rNYvqHlT

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A brief interlude from @TraceySpicer on lizard people and anal probes.

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It is indeed his first time here. He did the toilet water thing. :(

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@rohan_p They. Are. All. The. Same. And. They. Are. All. Riddled. With. These. Pointless. Doof. Doof. Videos.

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@rohan_p Are you at CLOUDSEC or somewhere else? Your description did not narrow it down at all

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@rohan_p @jpwarren At which point the pace of action drops to about 20% of what it just was.

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Seely mentions that 25MBps wi-fi is like 1995. Is this his first time in Australia?

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First up: Bryan Seely, “Mind versus Machine: Inside the mind of a Cybercriminal” pic.twitter.com/ztr4GprylT

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WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE DOORS TO OPEN.

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One of Oscar Wilde’s lesser observations. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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@nnwakelam I was thinking that,and there has been quite a lot of demolition work around there. I’ll take a closer look on the way back.

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@cmlh Oops sorry I thought you meant the thing I posted this morning. It was, and I’ll drop them through later today.

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@nnwakelam It’s impressive getting up to that’d location too.

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Today I’m tweeting from CLOUDSEC in Sydney. Program at cloudsec.com/au/. I’ll tag all related tweets, so fol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mx

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doingitwrong Hi. I have a lot of questions about this metaphor.

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Tue plan, confirmed: 0900 CLOUDSEC conference all day cloudsec.com/au/; remainder TBA depending on energy le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ya

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@TraceySpicer Ha! Thanks, Tracey. I’d noted you were MCing today, so that should be fun. See you soon.

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normative I really hope we’re talking about flags. twitter.com/brendanbuck/st…

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jonkudelka My staff are always eager to help. pic.twitter.com/24k7jugImK

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@timpoliti It certainly is, because that tend to happens in prison.

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Here’s today’s clever phishing attempt. Sent before 0630 when people are not yet focused. pic.twitter.com/rBjMNdwlsJ

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@SMinney @davpope I have always been impressed with @davpope’s ability to create an entire universe in miniature.

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cathywilcox1 The end of an era.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/YmyUZ3Meaz

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MatthewBevan Sir this is a KFC drive thru twitter.com/warrenbuffet99…

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@davpope … but I definitely haven’t missed thi@davpopepe cartoon from todaypic.twitter.com/SOTqMUMs6M6M

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@Dee_Marketing Hah! Suddenly I’m a lot more interested.

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davidschneider How dare the EU insist that leaving the EU and all its institutions means leaving the EU and all its institutions! pic.twitter.com/CYsOfhuuwq

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I note that CLOUDSEC has “Customer Solution Pods”, which I assume are some kind of suppositories.

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Tue plan, draft: Finish a thing for @zdnetaustralia, if I can struggle out of bed quickly, which seems unlikely; 09..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9t

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Tuesday. You will need a large jar with a firmly fitting lid, and a packet of vanilla custard powder. Be prepared. Tuesday.

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