Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 29th, 2018

“Mr Cholmondley Warner - Conjugal Rights” youtu.be/FUDZOjI_axw I do wish we’d had this sort of graphic sex edu when I was at school.

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@paulbam3 Yes, Mr Cholmondley-Warner knows about these things.

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nzpolice That awkward moment when you realize you’ve tried to phone scam NZ Police 🙄🤣📞 pic.twitter.com/YcfRI2cITh

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johnb78 Fucking hell, that’s nasty even by the extremely low standards of the Murdoch press twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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I’m still trying to get past “sweep the special chimney”. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…

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thomas_violence holy fuck this sounds horrible. congratulations on inventing “apartments but worse” commercialrealestate.com.au/news/first-aus… pic.twitter.com/jSkzGAEjgF

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Sneezing. I think I’m allergic to mountains.

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RANDCorporation This new paper examines Russian media responses to three key events in Turkey:

1) the Turkish shootdown of a Russi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cB

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MarkDiStef Woof. BuzzFeed News reveals the Russian government is secretly funding a group of seemingly independent websites pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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So, @realDonaldTrump, like when you say “People are telling me” without you saying who’s saying it? ‘Cos what news..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MW

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onlmaps Areas colonized by Europeans and which European country last held them. buff.ly/2NtAgcT pic.twitter.com/BsUq9T4hwD

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manicode LOL @signalapp update notes. pic.twitter.com/iMt4k0bcQm

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Wed plan, tiny remaining part: Reading; stay warm; wait a few more hours until I can take the last dose of annoying..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VU

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Back at @bunjaree and glad I didn’t have to be WAITING PATIENTLY for very long. pic.twitter.com/6OgEFAdNNj

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ClickHole When This Boy With A Colostomy Bag Said He Was Sad There Were No Superheroes Like Him, Marvel Told Him It’s Absolut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PT

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AaronBlake Pearl Harbor happened 5 years before Trump was born. twitter.com/AaronBlake/sta…

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glengyron Hot take alert. twitter.com/maxuthink/stat…

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jimwaterson Congratulations to The Times for coining the single worst phrase that has existed in the English language. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…

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@niallj16 @MatthewBevan We’ll find out tomorrow morning when he wakes up.

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@niallj16 @MatthewBevan It’ll go on forever. Matt has a lifetime of work ahead of him.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Australian government moves to improve My Health Record privacy” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@JonDeeOz Thanks, Jon. The burden of proof is on showing that they knew, so that’s trickier than mere ignorance.

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@MatthewBevan I recommend once more listening to this series from the beginning. pca.st/podcast/679f0a…

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@MatthewBevan You know, @MatthewBevan, this is all getting more and more insane.

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Listening to the latest “Russia, if you’re listening” from @MatthewBevan: “Felix Sater: Criminal, informant, develo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NP

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@jplonie @zdnetaustralia I can only imagine that they’re making My Health Record even more perfect.

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@stava61 You bring shame upon your family.

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@jplonie @zdnetaustralia Apparently… and I’m no expert… but apparently some aspects were suboptimal.

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benwyatt ‘Special envoy’… honestly, it’s like Aboriginal people are some foreign, unknowable nation in need of a special..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5m

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@HarleyComrie @phbarratt Oh good. But if “bureaucratic restraints” prevent the department from giving proper advice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hc

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australian government moves to improve My Health Record privacy” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Not the most glowing praise of the Department of Defence here, eh @phbarratt? twitter.com/HarleyComrie/s…

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troyhunt I’ve long held that those decrying the rapid growth of HTTPS are doing so on some pretty way out there reasoning, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9E

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An example of how @Europol is doing some of its child abuse investigations. twitter.com/Europol/status…

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@michaelneale Also known as “A flat-ish piece of open ground “.

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hughriminton Aussie Afghan vet says it’s “disgraceful” intervened to let in a French when Afghan interprete..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NU

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“Perth motorist fined $400 and stung three demerits for watching porn behind the wheel in Belmont” perthnow.com.au/news/crime/per…

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“The food delivery company is unlikely to pay all its Australian liabilities, including the wages of delivery rider..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rw

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“Foodora unable to repay Australian debts, as it owes $28m ‘loan’ to parent company,” because of course it does. abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2…

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JoeBarton_ The Italian Spice Girls. pic.twitter.com/6FJuedZtXC

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Stevie_Easton The @DTA launched a new ‘ hub’ for APS cross-agency projects called co-Lab today. It’s in Surry Hills, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TZ

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FXMC1957 29 August 1842. The Treaty of Nanking was signed by Britain and China to settle the 1st Opium War. It leased Hong K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS

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bhakthi The median wage is 46K. Our new treasurer is surprised anyone lives on a wage below 100K. Everything is fine though. pic.twitter.com/pgsqSzPZrw

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@rationalbitch @Patrickavenell There are still some nice people in the world. I think we sometimes forget that, bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uR

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@rationalbitch @Patrickavenell Ladies running amok in the gents is also frowned upon.

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@garystark I thought that at first, but apparently not.

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Just ask yourself, how many times have you accessed the internet today? When does one “access” end and the next be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xH

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Looking at the latest Australian Digital Inclusion Index digitalinclusionindex.org.au/the-index-repo… and I continue to be baffled by th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gz

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@JustJimWillDo I was thinking of an older profession. People with good knees under your desk, etc.

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@JustJimWillDo There are… agencies where such people can be provided.

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Patrickavenell I draw your attention to this outstanding paragraph by the AFR’s Myriam + Joe that I’m DailyMailing for you b/c pay..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cF

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@jmfarrow Surely you don’t think that mere impossibility would prevent the Australian government from doing something?

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BusinessDay BREAKING Westpac is the first of the big four banks to hike home loan rates, blaming an increase in its wholesale f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q4

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FrankPeschier @patrickgjackson @Marikacobbold Show me the work of existential genius written by someone who wears a fit bit and goes to bed early

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FrankPeschier I learnt this from Mason Currey’s excellent book on artists’ daily rituals which features a hell of a lot of mescal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GO

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FrankPeschier Whilst y’all retweeting that 10 habits of successful people nonsense, plz remember that Proust used to wake up arou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KJ

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“Australian universities to set up campuses in Indonesia under new free trade deal,” plus some hilarity about luxur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AG

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@dobes We need a few more of the shorter ones in there to balance it out.

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“Julie Bishop’s scorecard” at AFA Weekly australianforeignaffairs.com/afaweekly/juli…

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@FakeDanTosello @zdnetaustralia One way of justifying “no net cost” is that departments exist to implement policy a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rk

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Translation: The voices in his head are telling him to have Trump killed. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@zdnetaustralia This doesn’t exist yet. I have been led to believe it won’t be simple to set up either…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hf

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@zdnetaustralia Look, what needs to happen first is 1. legislation passed, 2. system changes to make this possible,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oT

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“Australian Air Force receives flight sensor tech from Defence” by @jwillchad zdnet.com/article/austra… Reminder: You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc

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benpobjie “SCOTT Morrison’s goverment is less than a week old but his days as the Prime Minister of Australia could already b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M1

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awhalefact whales have fewer legs than most tables

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SixthTone Parents who have purchased expensive homes to get their kids into an elite school complain about having to share ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JP

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TitusOReily Ticketek offer apology, which you can print out at home for $8.50-ow.ly/r05a30lA5dp

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This is a routine reminder that the machines are not ready to take over just yet. twitter.com/jamieabrew/sta…

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@ashabeeeee @trentyarwood @jpwarren @dobes I think Dr Yarwood is at some doctor thing.

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natalieweiner this is without a doubt the best thing that’s ever happened to me pic.twitter.com/rnVkmhB2dy

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Picketer PM Morrison “Today I gave each of my Ministers a mask with the Australian flag on it. I’ve been wearing this for ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UT

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@NewtonMark Sulking. Sulking and then smirking.

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mattblaze To be fair, not all the people pushing blockchain for voting are idiots. Some are criminals.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian government moves to improve My Health Record privacy” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@willsrc @ashabeeeee [Nods] I’ve seen that quote before. In my view, it’s all a heady cocktail of snake oil and Kool-Aid.

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And while I do love California, I have been informed that this photograph was taken in Nevada. twitter.com/ssharwood/stat…

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“The Australian National Blockchain will allow local companies to use digitised contracts, exchange data, and confi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5

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@drsimmo [bong hit] The future is ALWAYS happening!

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@jxeeno You’re turning down the free bonus extras?

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@sfmnemonic The article is so good you linked to it twice!

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Oh dear. The promo for VMware’s vFORUM lists reasons to attend including “Empower your career and reinvent the futu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1y

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@maelorin @zdnetaustralia Everything is perfect in this perfect world.

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Wow. “Exclusive: Leaked ADHA document shows the agency grappling with My Health Record concerns”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PB

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia, finally. It contains a denial and a missing of the point.

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“Although MPs cannot be compelled to answer questions in Senate committees, Turnbull’s decision to resign as member..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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“Turnbull could be forced to front Senate inquiry to explain $444m reef grant” theguardian.com/environment/20…

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rod3000 This dog loves to swim pic.twitter.com/3C4TTFUxsP

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@radix42 Sounds like it. :( Good luck with the recovery.

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@radix42 It has to be done sometimes, but hey ain’t it great when it’s over.

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vanOnselenP Wow! Can’t blame her but wow twitter.com/juliabanksmp/s…

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dhh The reason you shouldn’t use Rails is that the community is full of experienced, senior developers who might have f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uB

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GiovanniTorre Constituent: “G’day Steve, howabout that economic growth?” twitter.com/steph_dalzell/…

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computerworldau Apple likely to launch iOS 12 in three weeks, macOS Mojave in four computerworld.com.au/article/645882…

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overingtonc Don’t be such a pussy Scott. Get it on your shoulder blade or go home twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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James_Jeffrey I hope all the au pairs got flag pins.

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Let’s start implementing the plan!

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patbcaruana @Picketer Not sure I want to hear thoughts on writing from people who named their podcast “The Great Books of Literature”

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“Emails Link Former Homeland Security Official To White Nationalists” theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

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@t_mu @BuzzFeedOzPol I’m sure I don’t know what you mean…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Did you see this, what @AntonyGreenABC tweeted yesterday? Highlights Turnbull’s personal vote in We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1

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So, like Thailand does with its washing machine cycle of military coups? Bonus! twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…

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dustbiddy My favorite band is The Aphex Twins

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oliverdarcy Trump now using his anti-Google rhetoric to fundraise via text message pic.twitter.com/i0evQUa6f5

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Wed plan, refined draft: Slow-ish start (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia, Haymarket library; haircut; story..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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awelder This is why Sharri is such a crack journalist. When a pollie tells her something she believes it, and anyone who do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GT

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@blahblahellis @JohnBirmingham @BuzzFeedOzPol Well this is now very JB content. But why are we writing his column for him?

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@blahblahellis @JohnBirmingham @BuzzFeedOzPol I saw some of this stuff and more in operation at Microsoft’s “House..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vz

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cathywilcox1 Dutton’s friends.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/3HEUrY4Zld

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Why @ABCFactCheck wasn’t straight onto this I just don’t know. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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“Six months after Mr Dutton’s intervention, Hugh MacLachlan donated $50,000 to the South Australian branch of the L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M9

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@garthk What is “the usual number of apertures” for the Prince of Darkness?

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Here’s what’s cool:

1 saying ‘thank you’
2 apologizing when wrong
3 showing up on time
4 fondling strangers
5 lis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ON

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The trick is to start some bullshit famous-person account, and for the first couple of months tweet genuine quotes…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bZ

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martijn_grooten To the person who sent me a press release “Art forgery can be stamped out using cryptocurrencies”, here’s a tweet f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T0

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IT’S NOT REALLY WARREN BUFFET YOU DAFT ARSEHATS.

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@AncientSpoonbil @erstkate Well, at least those who have their own apple trees.

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thegarance Meanwhile in DC a raccoon hitched a ride on a bus facebook.com/NationalMallNP… pic.twitter.com/1yfPHIurDQ

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timdunlop Dude, ‘next generation’ doesn’t mean the same people sitting in different seats. twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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@JohnBirmingham @blahblahellis @BuzzFeedOzPol Ah yes, someone pondered last night whether this would be the case. B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OI

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erstkate Guys guys guys..bored? Why not monogram an apple. pic.twitter.com/oJlePOAStr

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coso9001 turns out you can sell multiculturalism to racists by calling it cultural appropriation and letting them think they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tC

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@billus @joshgnosis @BuzzFeedOzPol Huawei’s physical production quality is WAY better that that.

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SethAndrewsTTA This photo got me banned for 3 days on Facebook for “Hate Speech.” (sigh) twitter.com/SethAndrewsTTA…

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@davymark1 @abcnews If only there were some sort of law that said public buildings and services had to be accessible… oh wait.

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@joshgnosis @BuzzFeedOzPol They’re a bit crap for an official outlet like APH itself. I wonder where they’re made.

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Yes, the business model is called “commerce”. Buy things where they are priced low, sell them where they can be pri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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@blahblahellis @JohnBirmingham @BuzzFeedOzPol Getting 500 words out of this, JB? You can get a shitty 99-cent novella out of this!

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Wed plan, supplemental: Today is the final day of the latest campaign of carpet-bombing attacks on my intestinal bi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YB

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Wed plan, outline draft: Slow-ish start; write for @zdnetaustralia, finally; story pitches and related planning; di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rp

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@BuzzFeedNews Ah, here’s the news story that triggered that background thread on the Puerto Rico death toll. twitter.com/AP/status/1034…

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“Exclusive: Saudi king tipped the scale against Aramco IPO plans” reuters.com/article/us-sau…

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@JohnBirmingham @BuzzFeedOzPol I saw someone categorise them as “reminder pins”, so, you know… pic.twitter.com/7jHzVzVC35

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axmcc The Dutton au pair situation and the Great Barrier Reef Foundation grant don’t seem any more corrupt than you’d exp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zh

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@JohnBirmingham @BuzzFeedOzPol You can do it, JB! I believe in you! You just need to believe in yourself.

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I’m seeing reports that Tony Abbott “enthusiastically accept the role” of special envoy on Indigenous affairs. As t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE

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I’m glad that folks at @BuzzFeedNews continue to talk about this. It’s Soviet-grade denialism. twitter.com/TomNamako/stat…

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Even worse, they’re uglier than Satan’s sphincters. twitter.com/jeffchu/status…

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Wednesday. It is both a test and the real thing. You will fail both. Wednesday.

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