Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 8th, 2019

Smingleigh I hooked a neural network up to my Roomba. I wanted it to learn to navigate without bumping into things, so I set u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d5

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Every time one of my tweets gets launched into the political twatosphere I despair for humanity.

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Can folks please make sure @lukerhn gets credit for spotting this? His original tweet isn’t in my timeline, as leas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…En

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@Davelennonabc @vanOnselenP Oh I have no idea. I just note what I see. The paranoid and incompetent machination of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y0

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internetofshit internet…..connected…..wood twitter.com/verge/status/1…

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No that’s how those dogs work. twitter.com/Fingerle55/sta…

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I’m so tired I can’t even make a dirty joke out of this. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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jonkudelka The shoes are real, they just photoshop in whoever is currently prime minister.

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus “Can’t read Thai, but assuming the Chinese below it is accurate, the crust is that color..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…um

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus “It says it’s char siu pork crust.” reddit.com/r/shittyfoodpo… WARNING: Reddit.

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“Chickenpox Outbreak Hits North Carolina School With High Vaccination Exemption Rate” time.com/5460215/chicke…

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah I’ve no idea what’s going on there. I’m almost afraid to research further.

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@kevthecamel @GordyPls I don’t think anyone is doubting the dog.

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@itsonelouder @tassykonto They’re just perfectly ordinary tennis shoes, right? There’s nothing controversial about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…or

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I trust that @JohnBirmingham has seen this. And yes, @escalator2nowhr, I think @Aiannucci needs to know too. Aussie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qr

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SUMMARY: On the Prime Minister of Australia’s official website, they’ve badly ‘shopped his family photo to replace..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f9

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@dobes I promise not to eat the dog.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Snowy white once, but beer- and tobacco-stained now.

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@RealNickHodge If I find out who is responsible they will be punished.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is there something particularly wrong with K-Swiss? I don’t know tennis shoes, obviously, but they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Z

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They also look like K-Swiss tennis shoes, so I assume some twat thought Morrison ought to be wearing dinkum Dunlop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wb

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OK, everyone is telling me this is the edge of the picnic blanket. Thank you and stand down, gentle photo interpret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5w

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That’s certainly the logo, even if the five stripes don’t seem to be patterned. OK, I’m losing interest in this bit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y3

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HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. Fuck I love this country.

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@joshgnosis Let’s see that again, folks. On the Prime Minister of Australia’s official website at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rp

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@GordyPls Same reason pigs wear so much lipstick.

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@smidgey Correct. Though I hear there are other brands now.

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So now the question becomes “What brand footwear is this?” Whaddyareckon, @joshgnosis, some imported knock-off they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1S

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Ah. Was the ‘shopping to remove the stripes that indicate branding? twitter.com/noates/status/…

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I’m going with the edge of a reflector being used to reduce the depth of rear shadow. No mystery, it just shouldn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8m

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Also, what’s this? Some sort of bum-mirror? pic.twitter.com/ua8wXW1OI2

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Yep, as per that last RT it’s true. The PM has poorly-shopped white footwear on his official website’s family port..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vu

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joshgnosis I have questions twitter.com/lukerhn/status…

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@oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin Excellent. Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for HEAVY RAINFALL and DAMAGING WINDS…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V3

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Ah, that policy paper requires only minor edits. I’ll do them on the train in the morning.

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awesomonster you know what, sure, peggle make phone calls who gives a shit anymore pic.twitter.com/CoeF0X6qke

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@joelpmichael Ah yes, the Hardware Supplies Framework for Aesthetics.

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Tue plan, remainder, after a somewhat unplanned nap: Figure out how much work will be needed to complete that damn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bw

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@joelpmichael Is “appreciate” even a thing that can be done with my podcast?

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@jpwarren It is to claim that the Sun rises in the east.

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“Neo Nazi protest day tripper” is very good. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin Um, nah, that was the daily forecast. The first warnings had not been issued. They have n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sC

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“Differences in v1.3 include WikiLeaks deleting the ‘under the stairs’ remark after someone made a Harry Potter jok..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9

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“The Complete List of 140 Things You Can’t Say About [The Man Who Does Not Live In A Cupboard] or WikiLeaks” includ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fn

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SwiftOnSecurity ASMR enthusiasts are sound furries.

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@jonoabroad I haven’t seen the original email. I’m hoping someone will send it to me.

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Apparently you can’t say that he is a “hacker”. Yes. The correct terminology is “convicted criminal”.

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Sorry, sorry, it’s 140 Things. The reference to “47” was Julian’s age. reuters.com/article/us-bri… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Maybe I should read the 47 Things as a podcast, just so we’re all aware of exactly what we can’t* say.

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Julian’s 47 Things > Luther’s 95 Theses.

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AndrewPStreet In celebration of Bohemian Rhapsody’s Golden Globes win, allow me to remind the world that Queen’s music is terribl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7p

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Tue plan, confirmed: @abcmelbourne radio spot (recorded for tomorrow); complete the final draft of that policy pape..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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therealbradbabs while we’re all thinking about harrison ford very chilled out on stage, here’s michelle phillips from “the mamas an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wt

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p There has not. Maybe visits to a few more cultural treasures is called for. Coopers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OQ

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CountLustig @ABCthedrum @overingtonc You can only call them Nazis if they come from the Nazi region of France. Otherwise, you h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p3

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@dobes @jetztgibtshaue @rohan_p Frog Cakes are pretty damn important.

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@dobes @jetztgibtshaue @rohan_p “A section of a frog cake, showing the internal structure.” pic.twitter.com/vrkbYMK0aZ

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@abcmelbourne @bengrubb @crikey_news I’ve now been told we’ll pre-record a spot for tomorrow’s show. I agree it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aA

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@dobes @jetztgibtshaue @rohan_p Frog cakes, mate. Nineteen fucking twenty-two, mate. Traditional. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_cake

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@DecayRSO @abcmelbourne That was some magnificent bullshit, but where do you start?

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@abcmelbourne @bengrubb @crikey_news I’ve just been told the radio spot will be after this live band has done their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rv

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@dobes @jetztgibtshaue @rohan_p We’ll get some frog cakes sent over from Adelaide. pic.twitter.com/mh3ZltvowZ

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@DecayRSO @abcmelbourne I’m suspecting I’ll be dropped, because this has all been much better radio, and my\e crapp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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criticalprvrsn Enjoying the contemptuous tone of the U-Bahn’s nonbinary option pic.twitter.com/U7cuWGWjCD

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p Well it would detract, but then we could wear Alex Jones Frog Costumes. pic.twitter.com/etAVeyVjPN

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umairh The nazi is always the real victim twitter.com/egavactip/stat…

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n0x08 💯🔥

Tell me again how Microsoft is going to “ruin GitHub”….

….I’ll wait 🤣 twitter.com/natfriedman/st…

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @rohan_p Maybe if we lined the entire room with foil.

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@jonoabroad @jeffsonstein @abcmelbourne @CARROT_app Different idiot. They’re still running with the talkback. I’d d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY

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@dobes @rohan_p Well not to begin with, no.

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Maybe @dobes and @rohan_p and I should organise one of these. twitter.com/Chatvert/statu…

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@jeffsonstein @abcmelbourne @CARROT_app I’ll hold it close to the phone, that usually helps.

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@jeffsonstein @abcmelbourne @CARROT_app To be fair, the main reason I won’t mention it is that it’s a bit too far d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nZ

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Chatvert “Infowars Sleepover” is the saddest combination of words I’ve ever seen twitter.com/kaitmarieox/st…

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@egavactip Good heavens, it is suddenly 1954 again? Hah!

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@jeffsonstein @abcmelbourne @CARROT_app Yep, that’s part of the point I’ll be making. I also understand there’s som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5C

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@egavactip Ah yes, I realised that seconds after I tweeted. Oops. I still want to see the fliers though.

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@abcmelbourne More background: “They know where you live, work, play, shop, eat and a hell of a lot more” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nk

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I’m talking about how weather apps share your location data on @abcmelbourne after 0930 AEDT, so in half an hour…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BP

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Obviously now I want to see these fliers. twitter.com/egavactip/stat…

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benpobjie Yes, he has a point. NSW does, indeed, have its own laws. Very perspicacious. twitter.com/TheTodayShow/s…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, such that it is. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan, draft: 0930 @abcmelbourne radio spot; complete final draft of policy paper; quiet evening. It’s a decent day’s work.

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I’m liking this new subtropical maritime climate, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/190pOUT8oR

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Tuesday. Leave all of the smaller items in the cupboard. Tuesday.

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TomHall 🌎 🌍 🌏

How can Americans NOT

find the United States

on a World Map?

🌎 🌍 🌏

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It was so much easier then. The “Good Tape” and the “Error Tape”. pic.twitter.com/YRZ5xe7bpI

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