Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 16th, 2019

@bigbadave @oberonsghost @jonoabroad Nope, though I mate I did go straight down into the floor. I thought I’d be more banged up.

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@oberonsghost @jonoabroad Thanks. :) There’s actually very little pain remaining. Just a dull ache which ibuprofen is dealing with.

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@ChrissieM @oberonsghost @jonoabroad It also bulges out quite a bit, though not as much as this morning.

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@jonoabroad @oberonsghost I’ll see what I can do once it’s thinned out a bit.

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@dmeeze Do not underestimate the bin chickens.

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@oberonsghost Thanks. I’m reliably informed that the bruising will take about 10 days to clear completely, and I ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a9

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BrandDNA And you thought you were having a bad day… pic.twitter.com/lACbu5Z9SC

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From earlier today, the Majesty of Nature. pic.twitter.com/QhkU5dw0FN

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Someone has put out water for the bin chickens in Belmore Park. pic.twitter.com/zN1lpQFFhK

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@JustJimWillDo Just routine back work. Nothing to do with Pandaworld.

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@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah you need folks like that at your back.

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Comrades, please may I have your tomato grape puns! pic.twitter.com/Ga8iGQMuO9

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Indeed. I think it’s in that thread, but there’s a link to a story where it’s clea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pD

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@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus Oh right. Well Nick Warner’s career is not exactly that of a slouch either. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Warn…

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth As an aside, you may be amused by this thread from Monday, where my quoting of a “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NB

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth My knowledge of the USN’s kit is a tad out of date, so I have no comment here.

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Interesting, @SnarkyPlatypus. As they note in the thread, Warner was previously a diplomat in the Pacific. Then aga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YH

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Well it’s nice weather for it. twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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@CptHollingworth I seem to recall both you and I identified a Panzer IV from the layout of the track return rollers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rz

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@NuclearAnthro You have my deepest sympathy. Here in communist Australia we get all of what you’ve just had at a pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HT

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USS McCampbell (DDG-85) photographed near the Guam Opera House. twitter.com/defense_news/s…

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defense_news US, Australia begin anti-submarine exercise in Guam trib.al/Hbpxoy8 pic.twitter.com/15JsTQWx12

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FrancisAwartefe Man of ‘African appearance’ scores goal and celebrates with @Socceroos coach, Graham Arnold.

@MakMayek..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4W

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@greensjeremy I hadn’t realised how big Burrendong was until I flew over it with @NewtonMark a couple in October. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tF

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Oh dear, I just found this tweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I had to take the right-hand turn, at least for now. My last appointment is at 1715. I’m just stayi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eV

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@GordyPls Eventually. But not today. Not unless my plans change radically.

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@JustJimWillDo There will be an underwater one soon.

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@GordyPls What were you doing up there?

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@nehadk Thank you. Walls are bastards. You have my sympathies.

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@greensjeremy [Nods] Do you know offhand how the climate predictions rate the future of that water? Just brainstorming here too…

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@greensjeremy My gripe was more about the Cult of Musk than anything else. We’ve got people with actual experience..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ

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nickschadegg me in 2009 vs me in 2019 pic.twitter.com/hQhB59kXRJ

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@oberonsghost They’re pretty good at these motivation here. They’re good nurses.

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@purserj No, for their workstation. My visit here has nothing to do with the head injury. I’m waiting for my GP and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2

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@OaaSvc Thanks. It looks worse than it is, though.

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The nurses are currently discussing whether to get an aquarium or not.

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@dobes Hah! I’ll do another one later without the silly faux black background.

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@jonoabroad I see where you’re going there, but I’m not going with you.

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@JohnBirmingham Or as I said this morning, my panda reassignment surgery is going badly.

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@dobes Everything is an emergency. This is NSW infrastructure.

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The bruising is coming along nicely.. pic.twitter.com/vYdxnS7EbK

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers, way too early.

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Due to an “electrical emergency” the light rail is only operating between Central and Johns Street Square.

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@flowblok These are reasonable speculations. Now I’m wondering why it seems to have a predilection for Turkish and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vz

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DJBentley You now need an app to tie your shoelaces. twitter.com/watchstadium/s…

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Infrastructure planning the NSW way: “I asked some bloke on Twitter for costings, a bloke with zero experience in b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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@BlueJayGliding Thanks. The bruising has also been steadily improving* during the day, so there’ll be another photo later.

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@Nyx2701 The nose is fine, actually. It’s more the dull ache under and behind the eyes that’s annoying me. It looks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o6

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes If they’re keen to sell fruit to China quickly, have they thought of growing it closer to China?

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wkamaubell White House Staffer, choking through tears - “I… guess… we could… use the… Lincoln gravy boats… for the….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2F

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@dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin I’m obviously not up to speed on what happens to City West Link. Don’t worry, though, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zd

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@purserj @dobes @R_Chirgwin It’s a requirement for joining the NSW Greens that your brain been scooped out and repl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60

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raejohnston There’s no good way to say I’ve been snacking on Men’s nuts this whole time, is there? pic.twitter.com/u5N1Mjfx0u

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@mogadeet Well that’s given the game a-whey.

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John_Hanna ” MATE, IF YOU DON’T LOVE IT - LEAVE! ”
@davpope @canberratimes canberratimes.com.au/national/act/d… pic.twitter.com/yBi0Kd5zhF

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@iammrdom You are most kind. :) It’ll probably be consumed tomorrow, though. I’m letting things settle a bit first.

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Fobski I don’t even know what this is but I want some. twitter.com/CursedAds/stat…

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@mogadeet I get a bunch of email spam in Turkish, for some reason.

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@BlueJayGliding I’m impressed* with every aspect of it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @iWalkingCorpse @darkhorse166 It’s all based on numbers. Sales. Pricing. Sourcing.

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“Hey, this is Turkish! I know Turkish. And in Turkish it… it doesn’t mean anything!”

Why the fuck pick Turkish..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…af

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@darkhorse166 @SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s a diverse series of recommendations right there! (N=2, YMMV.)

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@bendigobank Thanks. I’ve always argued that “reasonably necessary” doesn’t cover the “quite handy for marketing” a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aL

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joshscampbell now the government is just messing with us… pic.twitter.com/VB4RI3DmwF

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TheNTNews KINKY TERRITORY COWS WILL HAVE THE LATEST IN BONDAGE AND SADO-MASOCHISM GEAR WITH SEXY ELECTRIC SHOCK COLLARS APPRO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3I

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@JasonNg88 Later that evening @JoshuaWithers spoke to the ambulance crew. The faller has broken bones and will be i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m8

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More like Ministry of Unsound, am I right? twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Also, @bendigobank, since you can’t treat customers differently based on their gender, it’s not data that’s require..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq

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“It is understood the ACSC has entered a partnership arrangement with the Australian Information Security Associati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c4

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“ACSC [@CyberGovAU] shutters 2019 conference” innovationaus.com/2019/01/ACSC-s… I’m kinda disappointed.

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GreenJ Time to be alive dept: twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

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andy_park You know the economy is bad when robots are being laid off. pic.twitter.com/uolPdA1AY4

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Same.

Wait, what are we talking about? twitter.com/Herring1967/st…

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“Because it’s all about you…” Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. twitter.com/pleasedontatme…

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pleasedontatme broke: walkable communities
woke: driving everywhere pic.twitter.com/4B1AleNmnG

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dobes The decline of the American empire is a wild, wild ride twitter.com/BrodyLogan/sta…

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@Caroleina2 Thanks, yes, I think the panda yarn will engender sympathy.

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To be clear, computing scientists will tell you that “algorithm-based technology” is essentially meaningless in thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wQ

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Afterpay reckons its credit checks are based on a “sophisticated algorithm-based technology” that was more “accurat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kO

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@seearjay Thanks, Chris. It looks worse than it is, I think.

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@GreenJ Pro Tip: Someone knowing your email address does not create an obligation to read their shit, let alone respond.

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@GreenJ Delete them. If it’s important they’ll get back in touch.

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Histreepix A young boy experiences a moment of unalloyed eudaimonic bliss on suddenly remembering that he is not Piers Morgan…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z8

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firstdogonmoon this election is going to be so much fun/misery twitter.com/thetallyroom/s…

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DrAJWalsh Too hot to proselytise in Canberra today. (Don’t worry, Saint Peter’s - it’s also too hot to sin.) ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vW

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TheMediaTweets “It’s not all bad Prime Minister, quite a few newspapers are picking up on the fact you’ve made history tonight…” pic.twitter.com/MswQMnyYzk

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @johnb78 They forgot to add “iconic burlesque star”.

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Wed plan, confirmed: Lazy morning (in progress); 1224 train to Sydney; 1500 GP, Hyde Park; 1715 routine back repair..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7Q

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johnb78 Former Australian High Commissioner to the UK pic.twitter.com/9PSNYI5IuG

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@jendudley Noses. What can I say? They bleed so easily, and it splatters everywhere! Thanks. The pain was yesterday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HM

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@ausduck Thanks, and yes, it could easily have been much, much worse.

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I hope he likes cold hamburgers. twitter.com/willripleyCNN/…

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originalspin Preferred NBC journonyms for racist:

“Controversial”
“Provocative”
“Sassy” twitter.com/kfile/status/1…

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@marcuskelson Fuckin’ pandas! Don’t believe a word they say.

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jonah_ven Here’s a hot take on every non-Asian person’s hot take of Marie Kondo’s show: her books and show have been promoted..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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Another excellent troll from That Dictionary. twitter.com/MerriamWebster…

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@RankinSue There was plenty of that the night before last.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I believe the word you’re looking for is “Lebensraum”.

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Histreepix Heterosexuality fail. Clapham, 1919. pic.twitter.com/8HGkbPh7mn

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I assume that the UK will be building the May Monument, something along the lines of the Nixon Monument à la B Klib..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jn

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think my photo better captures the moment.

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@mogadeet Thanks. I’ll have to figure out a story that matches the bruise pattern, because it really is a face-into-floor classic.

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In further cotton-for-the-environment news: “Chinese lunar lander’s cotton seeds spring to life on far side of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vw

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s all very impressive and I am impressed.

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arobertwebb Think my proudest professional moments were working with fellow dad Rik Mayall & winning that Bafta with fellow dad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yA

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hello. Welcome to Happy World Wednesday!

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@CARROT_app Forecast temperatures for 1400 AEDT today. What fun*! pic.twitter.com/ptgwSDrFcK

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@CausePlausible @CARROT_app To be fair, it’s “only” 98.6F, but it’s warmer than usual for the upper Blue Mountains.

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Good to see @CARROT_app getting into the spirit of things. It’s actually hotter in the upper Blue Mountains than do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1p

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@strebormt @timpoliti Thanks. I’m not feeling all that panda-ish yet, though, so I’ll probably be OK for today.

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normative One of the things that consistently makes our public discourse about race dumb is the tacit idea that “racist” is s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jj

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Wed plan, draft: Lazy morning; 1124 or 1224 train to Sydney; 1500 GP, Hyde Park; 1715 routine back repairs, Darling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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FruitOnBottom Marie Kondo has proved irrefutably that no one is more annoying than people who think owning a lot of books is a personality.

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SwiftOnSecurity Turns out Sovereign Citizens are everywhere. twitter.com/meduza_en/stat…

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timpoliti @stilgherrian Oh look, Costco is selling Stilgherrians! pic.twitter.com/crA4GeBkE7

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@timpoliti No, so this is probably for the best.

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I call this self-portrait “The British Government”… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@drspacejunk @CosmicRami I’ve just reposted the thread from yesterday. It’s all great fun.

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@NicholasFryer Oddly enough, my GP visit today is all about the ultrasound, so I’ll see if he has any options.

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@irisherself I’ll have to hurry. It’s going to get that browning-yellowish tone to it soon, and that’s never attractive.

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Thanks for your kind thoughts, everyone. I’m fine. Yesterday’s thread explains what happened. Nearly all the pain w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AZ

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@irisherself It’s impressive, eh? I thought the nose would bruise up more, but that bruise below my left eye is excellent value.

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Anyway, it’ll give my GP something to feel queasy about when I visit him later today. It’s a routine appointment ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bj

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My panda reassignment surgery appears to be going poorly. pic.twitter.com/w7PuDuiqvl

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Wednesday. Little do they realise, but you do. Wednesday.

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