Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 23rd, 2019

@BlueJayGliding Yeah there was a bus already at Springwood, because they were also working around some other outage earlier.

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“This train will be terminating at Springwood due to a land slip at Leura.” Whacko.

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@Taco_Lad @dobes That and the fact that I can’t draw.

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@Taco_Lad @dobes My intention is to go the whole week without head injuries or spider bites.

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@dobes Should I have added the terrible hash tag?

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sophiekleeman feel like we haven’t spent enough time discussing the fact that this dude is named mdavid pic.twitter.com/8PeeyJVxx5

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@CptHollingworth I’ll have to adjust my avatar again then.

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“Shorten takes aim at Scott Morrison’s ‘Captain Cook fetish’” sbs.com.au/news/shorten-t…

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jonkudelka Scott Morrison “You don’t get to bully your way into a seat in the liberal party.”

[general laughter]

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@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 Is this about needing a drink after being torpedoed by a U-boat?

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This is all getting a bit meta… twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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So there’ll be a paper trail, right? twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

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snowded Are there no limits to the certification nonsense? pic.twitter.com/iByPlZgABx

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San Francisco does indeed have its moments. twitter.com/davidmarcus/st…

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DrJenGunter Apparently, I am the vaginal anti-Christ 😂 pic.twitter.com/CfBstuI8o7

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joshgnosis One of the hosts got his girlfriend to interview the PM… cool cool cool. pic.twitter.com/rec4Y6c8xC

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joshgnosis The transcripts from the PM’s interviews on FM radio have been uhhh interesting today. pic.twitter.com/85jIj12KXZ

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Perhaps if we just padlocked a canvas bag over kids’ heads until they turned 18. twitter.com/dianehmartin/s…

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petergarrett Cook uttered his famous last words on a Hawaiian beach:

“It’s all Labor’s fault!”

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I’m retweeting this solely for the phrase “pumped by extensibility”. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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FWIW, there are name tags on the tables, which means he probably didn’t get to choose his dining companions. twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/s…

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@Kimota I guess I’ll see what’s left when I get back there this evening.

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@Kimota I’m down in Haymarket right now. :)

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Mind you, the woman on the right is wearing AirPods, so they got that right too. twitter.com/SeasideCrypto/…

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So it’s all happening in Nowra.

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CptHollingworth Well, at least it’s not semen. twitter.com/benhammersley/…

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I’m beginning to get the impression that I might start getting some actual work done tomorrow.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Meh. I’m in Haymarket right now.

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I like* how Morrison is continuing with this Cook/Kirk story, which is fine, but he can’t be arsed remembering the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…do

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There aren’t going to be anywhere near enough Vans.

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@patstokes I think it’s just re-runs over summer.

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Wait, Josh Frydenberg is Treasurer? Like, of Australia? Wow, whose idea was that?

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nehadk Good time for governments to propose installing long-term rental agreements favouring tenants. twitter.com/derridalicious…

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This certainly speaks to the professionalism of the USCG. Not that I had any doubts about that. twitter.com/ComdtUSCG/stat…

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AOC Can’t wait to do a Twitch 101 class with House Dems so we can finally get the Super Smash Bros Town Halls we’ve all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lL

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nehadk Wouldn’t get a citizenship twitter.com/elizajbarr/sta…

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@DecayRSO Which seems to be most of them. I sometimes wonder of any of the POS-makers have ever worked a bar.

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charispalmer Journo opportunity: The Monthly is looking for a Senior Editor schwartzmedia.com.au/senior-editor

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bengrubb But your past PBS/MBS prescription data will be uploaded to your My Health Record automatically. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sV

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MatthewBevan “I for one think Americans and their parasites should shut up. Having other organisms living inside you should HELP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0

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SopanDeb if i see one cable news segment on birtherism and kamala harris, i will apply to harvard, get my phd in astrophysic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TY

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41Strange The Clathrus Archeri fungus resembles alien tentacles sprouting from an egg pic.twitter.com/mqJBIDJW0H

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@oliyoung Because I am an advanced species.

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PSyvret Spoiled the broth.

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I’ve just seen the laziest table-number hack when ordering lunch. They have a line item “Table number”, priced $0.0..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tg

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NewtonMark The moon. It looked like the moon. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@cxi Ah, I see you’ve arrived in Australia.

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dobes AOC rustles so many jimmies, and breaks delcons brains. twitter.com/mmfa/status/10…

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TheOnion Kidnapped Teen Freed, Though Freedom Is Its Own Kind Of Prison, Is It Not? trib.al/IYe19At pic.twitter.com/mWLGkn3Gjr

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“You’re being robbed to fund the Coalition’s election advertising” by @MichaelPascoe01 thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/…

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ryguyguyry is he gay or dead pic.twitter.com/rajdxL1dxr

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ArrantPedantry We might as well shut down the eggcorn database, because I don’t know if we’ll ever find one to top this: “florida..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bM

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“A former Returned Services League (RSL) NSW State President has been charged with fraud following an investigation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p3

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Hahaha joke’s on them. Australia doesn’t have a PM. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Is there a chook raffle yet?

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maggieserota like watching picasso paint pic.twitter.com/gYGGnqjytW

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Is there any Abbott/Mundine yet?

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SICKOFWOLVES INTRODUCING GENDER REVEAL ENTRAILS

IF THE BLOOD IS RED YOUR CHILD WILL GROW OLDER AND TAKE YOUR PLACE IN THIS WORL..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cD

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snurb_dot_info Or, to put it more succinctly: the LNP is putting the raw onion in charge of the salad. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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NickEvershed just checking in on the last conservative getup to see how they’re doing pic.twitter.com/7GjrL7Q0Ce

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While I have no idea whether this is actually a Section 44 breach or not, it certainly adds to the vibe of the thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lw

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BetootaAdvocate Morrison Proposes Mount Rushmore-Style Tribute To Captain Cook On Uluru: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/068kjCDFH6

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DCFurs Breaking Mews: Just when you thought it was going to be routine Monday night 2 am server maintenance… The Venison..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y4

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So pleased with my phone’s automangle today. I type “Ron” and it suggests “Jeremy”.

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riskybusiness We love to talk about stupid shit in the podcast but this is actually too stupid. My brain hurts. twitter.com/Politics1com/s…

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AsherLangton I don’t know who originally called machine learning “bias laundering” but that’s often very accurate

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In which the view from this window acts as a metaphor for NSW generally. It looks attractive, but it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5J

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cathywilcox1 Stop the boat.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/Y0SNv53JGC

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NewtonMark So yes: if you’re wondering why he’s dragging out the agony, that’s why. Beginning and end, that boldface black num..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ow

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NewtonMark It doesn’t matter what he puts in the budget to get the surplus. He could completely eradicate welfare for all the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oy

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NewtonMark The ONLY reason Morrison hasn’t gone to the polls is because he wants Parliament for a single day, so he can presen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ei

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Something for attendees to assist with? twitter.com/TheRabidMango/…

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Taco_Lad It’s designed for open plan offices because you are a fucking beast of burden to your employer and by God you’ll we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ay

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joshgnosis Nothing says fighting for the future like naming your movement after the book you released a decade ago. battlelines.com.au/?fbclid=IwAR0l…

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gregotto NEW: DHS is preparing to issue a rare “emergency” directive ordering federal civilian agencies to secure login cred..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wv

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A so-called “thread” about history and politics from @damonayoung. twitter.com/damonayoung/st…

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sophiekleeman everything! is! fine! twitter.com/cflav/status/1…

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GreenJ Speaking as one of @TonyAbbottMHR’s social media followers, I am in readiness and awaiting my instructions.

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@Dee_Marketing I called the 2016 election for Trump in 2015. I’m on record as saying “Four more years” for some time. But we’ll see.

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@Dee_Marketing A little from column A, a little from column B.

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So beautiful! NSW has sent all final-year high school students a Higher School Certificate (HSC) with the wrong yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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@oberonsghost Yep. I’ll try to have a bit more planning involved next time too.

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Amused by people thinking we’re half-way through the Trump presidency.

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Pollytics Right wing GetUp! Version 172 twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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@corintxt @davidgerard @jetztgibtshaue I’m not surprised, though for mine I don’t want to be doing any PR.

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@oberonsghost Alas no, that’s part of the annoyance.

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samanthamaiden Good morning. As if the Gilmore shit show with Warren Mundine is not enough, the Deputy PM Michael McCormack is hol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DN

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Wed plan, confirmed: Fried rice; pre-chore chores (all done); 1024 train to Sydney; planning and comms en route; an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wD

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@davidgerard @jetztgibtshaue I’d imagined it as a private thing, but then again it might be amusing to blog it. I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5V

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illywhacker_ Hell yeah pic.twitter.com/H94F0uOCsE

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nickschadegg lying on a bench outside a hospital slowly dying from a blood clot, to own the left pic.twitter.com/GaW4Q3jB0Y

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Curious conversation: “How to Fix Social Media” between @mthomps and @alexismadrigal at @TheAtlantic Radio Atlantic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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glengyron I think we’re only hours away from a thinkpiece comparing MAGA cap wearers with Jews in HaShoah.

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timdunlop @stilgherrian @ItsBouquet The Sydney Institute: I’m a celebrity, get me out of here

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@jetztgibtshaue I’ve decided that this is the year I start giving frank and fearless feedback to the people who send me press releases.

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Fascinating conversation between @PreetBharara and @AnneMilgram on THAT BuzzFeed story. pca.st/61mu

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Jersey_Craig Mormon gay cure therapist comes out as gay and is looking for a boyfriend.

Also it’s Tuesday. pinknews.co.uk/2019/01/22/mor…

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More further-ahead plans may be found on the Weekly Wrap from Sunday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wed plan, draft: Fried rice; pre-chore chores; train to Sydney, time TBA; planning and comms en route; annoying app..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6G

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Well, this rhetorical question got way more replies than I’d imagined. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wednesday. It’ll wriggle for a little while, but it’s no longer a threat. Wednesday.

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