Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 7th, 2019

CatHallam1 Today, I simply wanted to renew my passport online. After numerous attempts and changing my clothes several times,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9y

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ZaknafienDC Thinking of information operations or electronic warfare as distinct disciplines is as anachronistic today as the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jc

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sextsbot Touch my future, sysadmin

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tiraniddo I could be very wrong, but I’m sure going undercover typically doesn’t come with a press release. pic.twitter.com/eqTE7fOPim

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gm_stack Turns out @Garmin actually released a software update for the eTrex H to fix the week rollover - not b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bf

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gm_stack GPS Rollover first casualty - Garmin
eTrex H thinks it’s 1999 post

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@NewtonMark @techoglot @JustJimWillDo @munin I guess we’ll find out more over the next 24 hours. Or not.

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nils_gilman Galaxy-brain legal strategery: “Sorokin on Thursday donned a see-through Yves Saint Laurent blouse and pleated slac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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@techoglot @JustJimWillDo @munin @NewtonMark And it’s not showing up on a news search so maybe it’s bullshit.

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ICYMI: Antony Green’s swing calculator for the 2019 federal election. abc.net.au/news/2019-04-0…

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jeffsonstein they cannot afford the accompanying tugboat any more? twitter.com/defence_blog/s…

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I wonder whether it’d be possible to use Barnaby Joyce’s head as a toaster.

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5dLFfH8uziVq3RN これが老害..pic.twitter.com/mCV6gZ6h5r5r

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Haha what were people saying about the GPS rollover not being a real problem? Ping @JustJimWillDo @munin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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@ApostrophePong Me too, but it works better with them all being completely useless.

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@qodarkness Yes, I’m starting to notice that. But he battled on. Both bipolar disorder type I (known then as manic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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joannejacobs @stilgherrian All the tried and noted journos from the stations near and far, had gathered down in Canberra overnig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a6

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joannejacobs @stilgherrian There was movement in the Parliament, for the word had passed around, that the coalition government w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ir

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I have only two gripes. One is that some episodes are a bit slow, doubtless caused by padding a shorter story to fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nb

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Not only is it the most complete set of Sherlock Holmes stories, it’s one which openly portrays his cocaine use. In..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mz

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“Of the 60 Holmes stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 42 were adapted in the series spanning 36 one-hour epi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DG

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Recently I have been watching the excellent 1980s-1990s ITV/Granada Sherlock Holmes series starring Jeremy Brett as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ab

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@CameronWatt Turnbull certainly had one of those fitted.

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The X-24A was a very cool thing indeed. twitter.com/runnymonkey/st…

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I am still laughing at the Prime Minister’s racehorse philosophy.

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@BlogsofWar [Nods] We all have inflection points like that in our lives, I’m sure. Well, except for dull people.

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@BlogsofWar Wow. OK, I’m going to stop you there because I need food and the like. But great taste. I think. :)

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RealDMitchell This is the worst thing computers have ever done. twitter.com/nick__hendrik/…

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JoshButler This is just to say

I have not called
the election date
that was meant to be
confirmed this weekend

and which
you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP

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Don’t look now, but @BlogsofWar is tweeting some fine tunes. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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@BlogsofWar You have excellent taste, Sir! Also, I am feeling old now.

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@alexkidman I was thinking of tagging you in that too.

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@purserj @NathanaelB Yeah that’ll kill it pretty quickly. :(

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@BlogsofWar Ah yes, one of the most remarkable voices in all of that decade!

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Mr_DrinksOnMe This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers. pic.twitter.com/uOCVOpz5Jx

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Not only is this wonderful, I didn’t realise until now that I need to join the People of the Pun. twitter.com/Snewsma/status…

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Snewsma People of the Pun, may I present today’s offering, recognizing that you might have to be of a certain age to get it. pic.twitter.com/pKrdNpEQwq

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@FionaPattenMLC I bet that’s Pete Evans’ fault. ;)

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@BlogsofWar So can I, but I’m going to resist it for tonight because I’ve been watching a bunch of old TV programs.

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@twiddlekins So I see, but I’d want something with a Victorian feel to it, being the Great Age of Science and all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HU

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oberonsghost A lovely inter-office memo from 1979, pinched from @abcsydney’s Facebook feed. pic.twitter.com/PLfw1oFJp4

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oberonsghost Fraser Anning’s nailed his 20 Theses to his twitter feed … looks like he wants to head down the time tunnel to 19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5

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BlogsofWar You’re still trying to cypherpunk in 2019. These guys were inventing it in 1979. youtu.be/ZF4Z6smOrZw

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@eddit0r Hah! That’s going to be hilarious* I imagine.

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timehhh Few know that the lyrics to Disney anthem “Let It Go” from the movie Frozen were actually based on an incident at E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Df

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@eddit0r I know. :) Still bloody annoying.

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For reasons which may or may not be disclosed in due course, I’ve decided that I need a Wimshurst Machine. I made o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eu

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deemadigan Poor dead cat didn’t even bounce smh.com.au/politics/feder… via @smh

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SaraJBenincasa FUCK YOU FOR THROWING SHADE AT THESE PEOPLE. THEY’RE BUYING DINNERS FOR GUESTS IN CITIES CONVENIENT TO THEIR GUESTS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Io

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ronnychieng Pitch deck: it’s like AirBnB for desperate vapid shallowness. twitter.com/cosmopolitan/s…

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Tim_Beshara If you look at @PollBludger’s aggregate polling, the govt still haven’t made up the ground lost since rolling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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The controversial bit is my @zdnetaustralia column from Friday. I won’t be responding to comments until Monday at t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 462: Controversial laws and a great big insect” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 1–7 Apritwitter.com/i/web/status/1…v1d5

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@johnhorner God is on their side, or something.

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@kategrealy This isn’t a recommendation, but these are the authorised Fender repairers in Australia…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zF

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@oscarsclaws @zdnetaustralia Thank you. Officially I’m not responding to comments until tomorrow, but what I will s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ot

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simonahac “ratf*ckery” is the best explanation for @AngusTaylorMP’s anti-EV push — see AT’s thread.

in short:@AngusTaylorMPP.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oCR

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Oh please, Lord, make this happen. pic.twitter.com/3bFzKWiGp0

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@johnhorner It’s not the GPS thing. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not that. It often puts me in Seven Hills or St Marys.

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unixbigot The Australian and UK standard risk-consequence scales according toc @ericpink pic.twitter.com/IXkN8KrYvM

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I do so love geolocation on Telstra’s mobile network.

Device location: Beecroft, New South Wales, AU (1.129.110.206)

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jxeeno lol it’s like who wants to be a millionaire and the correct answer is “Quick Donate $100” pic.twitter.com/2I7rIU95H2

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@dobes Oh sorry, that’s Abbott’s right leg.

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@dobes All the dead carp have Barnaby’s face, following his naked activities under the bench, for example.

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And it’s already flown off. They usually take about 5 to 10 minutes to reboot.

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Idiot New Holland Honeyeater, having flown into the window. (Don’t worry, it’ll be fine in a few minutes. It just n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Au

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PEEKANDPOKE On this day, 1992. - Microsoft Releases Windows 3.1 pic.twitter.com/1muSwdliGS

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russellmahoney Pace yourself Twitter. The campaign hasn’t even started. We can’t even see peak stupid from where we’re standing right now.

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@LapTop006 @NuclearAnthro The products are irradiated and then stuck to the skin for hours.

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If Victorians are so dissatisfied about their football have they thought of not having it?

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tashlee @NSWHealth has send out an urgent alert after two young travellers who spend time on the North Coast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gn

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unionsaustralia To everyone whose pay is not keeping up with the cost of living - have you considered becoming a racehorse? twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@oberonsghost He’d be up for it though. I mean, he fucked a dog in “Rake”.

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Wouldn’t that make an excellent circus act though? Introducing Sam Neill and his Farting Pigs!

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Sun plan, revised draft: Eat some chicken, eventually; ponder the week ahead; Weekly Wrap. I doubt I’ll do the shopping today.

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femmocollective So this is fun!
This is a real book for children sent home as reading homework about a CLOWN THAT HAS A BAG OF POW..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iK

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TheMERL Do you count yourself among them? pic.twitter.com/VtD6VbRu17

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@jonoabroad This is not a “Wheelbarrow or rectum?” situation, Jono.

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My Modest Proposal has not been met with universal acclaim. I think I’ll leave further proposals to another day.

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Oh. I seem to have fallen asleep for five hours and dreamed about an incompetent dentist. Both were unexpected and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ti

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A whole wheelbarrow for everyone, including kids. I’m not a monster.

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whiteswine What on earth will the governor-general do with his day? One pot of tea wasted already ….

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Honestly, the sooner the forced evictions start in Sydney’s inner west the better. Make these selfish turds migrate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9V

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start; errands, lunch, and shopping, Leura; poke at my editing task; Weekly Wrap. I’ll probab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fb

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This is how I feel too, @CARROT_app. It’s 6C above average today. pic.twitter.com/27iLR2CQDh

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Or as we now call it in Australia, “today”. twitter.com/vgcerf/status/…

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Histreepix A US soldier shares his binoculars with a heavily-disguised Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin. Normandy, 1944. pic.twitter.com/Z7pWzIi5IK

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Sunday. Nothing is as good as you think it is. Sunday.

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