I think I’ve had enough Thursday for one week. It’s been exhausting. Gorn.
Oh FFS. twitter.com/PhillipAdams_1…
KenDilanianNBC It will be interesting to see how the notion of Assange as a beacon of press freedom plays today. Many believe that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nz
sylmobile On the plus sude, Julian must be ecstatic about experiencing confinement in new surrounds.
Oh FFS someone must’ve said “Pilger” three times.
stuartmillar159 NEW: Met now confirming US extradition request for Assange twitter.com/metpoliceuk/st…

GordyPls I don’t even know why but my head did this pic.twitter.com/ziBoAevEve

moby_dickhead I just found out she’s been doing this?????? pic.twitter.com/SiQK7ADej3
SethAbramson So far it’s RT (Russia Today) that’s been particularly keen on quoting Assange as saying not just “the UK must resi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TM
Remembering when Eugene Kaspersky spoke at the National Press Club in Canberra in 2013 and quipped that the most im..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P4
lawfareblog Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has been taken into British custody.
Read @Hilary_Hurd on Assange’s legal situati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp
CaptaiinGetUp I want to die
NewtonMark The worst outcome for #Assange will be if a British judge sentences him to a fine for jumping bail then lets him go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uj
@NewtonMark @alexdante Fair point.
jonkudelka Feature film idea: all the bees have died apart from four bees feeding on the tears in the eyes of a young woman an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…54
@alexdante Yeah @NewtonMark was just a smidgen short of perfection there.
This tweet deserves much more retweeting. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
pressprogress Nearly one-in-three people debating Alberta politics on Twitter are likely bots, new report says..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sw
HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/AP/status/1116…
@riskybusiness The next few days are going to see an enormous unhinging.
@riskybusiness Someone has already done an audio edit on the video.

TechnicallyRon The Ecuadorian embassy aren’t wasting their time pic.twitter.com/7fTxoW1yOa
Number of bad memes that will appear in the next 24 hours: 52,886,390,003.
This is worth reading. twitter.com/davidallengree…
Hahaha yeah. twitter.com/shashj/status/…

@oberonsghost @jdub Also racist, maybe? pic.twitter.com/5kmjFVSXl5
pixelatedboat Julian Assange arrested in huge blow to Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines modding community
@jdub Maybe they should have taken him away in a Wikshaw.
@CosmicRami Very true, it seems.
NewtonMark If #Assange turns around and goes back into the embassy, the UK gets another two weeks of winter.
I’d have gone with “Make sure to feed the cat.” twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
And here’s a video. twitter.com/Ruptly/status/…
benpobjie There seems to have been far too much news today.
@flowblok @developerjack I’m sure you can find someone else to pimp out.
@flowblok @developerjack Absolutely.
@developerjack Also, yes. twitter.com/Lenin/status/1…
Lenin In a sovereign decision Ecuador withdrew the asylum status to Julian Assange after his repeated violations to inter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1a
@developerjack It’s a little-known offence called “Being an insufferable cunt”.
So there we have it. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…
Welcome to The Unhinging, part 73. twitter.com/spectatorindex…
@jxeeno Maybe that’s what they have in Bendigo.
@RealNickHodge More funny than cool.
stilgherrian ICYMI last night, I was personally thanked by The Royal Society. Just like Isaac Newton, Charles Babbage, Samuel Pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LF
jdub So, for which party will Folau be a candidate?
@jeamland Only the two Golden Globes. At the Oscars it was bitterly snubbed.
Soon there will be salad.
@NewtonMark @jetztgibtshaue Exactly that, though I don’t stress about phone calls. I assume it’ll take a while, put..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yV
praguepig Tommy Robinson in Prague: Far-right British activist allegedly too drunk to attend press conference after drinking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G1
NewtonMark Waiting for Chris Kenny to condemn Rugby Australia for being anti-Semitic.
@DemonicVel Exactly those things.
@NewtonMark I should mention that whenever you talk to government IT or strategy people who work on identity they’r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb
BennettArron Brexit will now take place on Halloween. Scary, and you never know what tricks are going to be played on you. And H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tI
NewtonMark With #Brexit delayed for 7 months, that’s only 21 more times for Teresa May to present the same EU separation deal.
@NewtonMark I know of people who create a new myGov account for each interaction. But yes, the phone is easier, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X0
@NewtonMark Also, it takes a manual intervention to cross-approve my NSW Photo Card with my passport details at DFA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c6
@davispg Dont worry, there are billboards in Sydney and elsewhere.
@NewtonMark It turns out I can’t create a myGov account because obviously.
@DemonicVel There’s a solid demographic of people who are True Believers in High Speed Rail.
I could so rock this lifestyle. It also seems very @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/JackBart97/sta…
After 18 May I’m really going to miss all the TV adverts for Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party.

sovietvisuals “Care is good, so is also the cabbage!” Soviet poster, 1956 pic.twitter.com/gc1Py9l3wF
JCE_PC Here’s what I told 11 000 000 Americans about Facebook and Christchurch on @NPR. Thanks @rachelnpr. (7 mins)
Why..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uS

Nice work from @davpope today in the @canberratimes. pic.twitter.com/dzmT6efbiw
@spottytwit @SnarkyPlatypus He’s saying he’s serious. Nominations close midday on 23 April and as he says it’s only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VT
burgerdrome I have listened to Michael Hing on podcasts for many years and I have observed he is psychopathic, willing to kill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra
Eating soup.
@dobes @PeteLawler I have a vivid imagination, so I’ll be fine.
@SnarkyPlatypus @hingers Well yes, as you know I’ve read every single word of One Nation’s policy platform and it g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oY
WhoresofYore Take my credit card. twitter.com/daily_star/sta…
wendy_harmer Son was in a Uni class today on “sustainable futures” and he estimates that 85% of the students believed EV’s won’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nz
@SnarkyPlatypus @hingers Well wait until they see his excellent* policies, a couple of which are not completely dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0P

rohan_p cyberhacking pic.twitter.com/sBxPMVaIyJ
NSWRFS Planned hazard reduction burns tomorrow & across weekend may produce smoke impacting Southern Highlands, Blue Mount..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ms
The_McJones This is a terrible title.
You need to know what Massachusetts is, why it’s important in the US, and finally map th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm
@joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus @scarydan That is surprising, yes. Maybe they’re still working through the black hole jokes.
@oliyoung @CptHollingworth @expectproblems Yeah nah.
@scott_thewspot @CptHollingworth In which case it does seem to be working.
kcarruthers Disappointing tbh twitter.com/augustasupple/…

@SnarkyPlatypus Additional: oneasianparty.com pic.twitter.com/wJ4GU6ycxe
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems So, which of these options do you reckon? twitter.com/oliyoung/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus He is indeed. I think I’ll give him a go too. I mean, the worst that can happen is that he doesn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vp
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Oh. There’s a new video. twitter.com/CaptGetUp/stat…
@SnarkyPlatypus Did you see this? twitter.com/hingers/status…
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Podcast, you say…
@IdentityWoman Curious. Keeping potential trip hazards out of the exit rows is the explanation, but I guess in Amer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lj
@SnarkyPlatypus @scarydan It’s a weekend when everything is happening! I believe @joshgnosis has a strategy for participating in all of it.
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Now, how do we explain to Elissa the concept of Freddie Foreign Money?
@CptHollingworth Good thinking.
@scarydan @SnarkyPlatypus It’s also a Blue Moon, and the Game of Thrones finale.
@expectproblems It’s… complicated. And hilarious. pedestrian.tv/news/captain-g…

Horror_Trek I just discovered that Riker was wearing the same outfit as Rose in The Golden Girls! pic.twitter.com/TaUrw4HyX7

Baffling. pic.twitter.com/wpDfzEcLHn
Fuckin’ defo laws.
@dobes @ashabeeeee I’ve also deleted that tweet because the threading made it look like I was referring to specific..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cf
@dobes @ashabeeeee I’m in a mood.
@IdentityWoman Since as long as I can remember.
@JustJimWillDo @ewster Everything is deeply intertwingled.
@OzKitsch Ouch.
HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/australian/sta…
@ashabeeeee Look it’s a fair question.
Disgraced geography teacher. twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…
I knew this would happen. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
“Woman jailed for bludgeoning man to death with Virgin Mary statue, tin of mangoes” abc.net.au/news/2019-04-1…
@erstkate @rephraser Not necessarily. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@reselsnark Sweet.
@erstkate @juhasaarinen So does “anal intercourse”. rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Wo…
@swearyanthony Reverse cowgirl.
Bored now.

A shore course. pic.twitter.com/a2LnbFdStY

A door forced. pic.twitter.com/KYbkWHT8Te

A poor porse. pic.twitter.com/p1XhtQ5Dy1

A tortorse. pic.twitter.com/CSyGCSmY2b

A torse. pic.twitter.com/FpY5dSO2VM
@DDsD @rorybaust Exactly that, and you could argue that it’s protected political speech. “If you vote for X it woul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ
True fact. twitter.com/BernardZuel/st…

AntonyGreenABC News of An Australian Democrat comeback made me dig back through my Patrick Cook books. pic.twitter.com/vUb39KgAbs
@BenMoretti Mmmm? Nah, I’ve finished now.
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/markemer/statu…

A Norse. pic.twitter.com/1XqV8DEoVa

An orse. pic.twitter.com/9pi7p5CRMG
@spottytwit Right then, I’d better check it out.
TheKZA I did a course on Agile yesterday, and I learned that 80% of Agile is pointing out when things aren’t really Agile
@spottytwit Who’s Keith?
It’ll never catch on. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

AusSMC Mars’ false fart: claims of methane fail to follow through
scimex.org/newsfeed/mars-… pic.twitter.com/Paemhj4o1k
schlutes Now I feel really disappointed by GetUpMan twitter.com/41strange/stat…
@liamvhogan @drspacejunk Ditto. :)
NickyArnall If you’re a politician who tries to hold a baby over the next few weeks, the deal is that you’re allowed but you ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ty
@sbmeunier Yes, yes I did.
Exactly. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

dobes Absolutely must-miss television pic.twitter.com/dk8t3phNh0
Excellent thread for robot fans and law enforcement watchers. twitter.com/WCSOOregon/sta…
Awesome. All Britain needs now is a song by Limahl. twitter.com/AFP/status/111…
@ApostrophePong @smartbrain @chriswotton @thaipirate @WITHITA_1983 @nnatta But eventually you’ll be not at the gym. :)

stilgherrian Never forget. pic.twitter.com/DkdB1IlgQi
Today’s curious attack: An emailed disc* image.
* I don’t care that “disk” is the moe common usage in the context..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw
@eightiestragic Mate, I’m having a go.

flashman Judith do you need an ambulance? pic.twitter.com/1gahWifJPi
@jetztgibtshaue That’s true. But it does mean I’m also struggling to be motivated to do anything productive. Existe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ua
@GreenJ Hello.
Thu plan, update: This is still the way things look. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
TwoPaddocks Been there, done it . #EventHorizon #BlackHole twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
@juhasaarinen @hingers Why not both? (Also, this is what @hingers does.)

dobes At the arrival of the image, a thousand ALP memebots cried with joy pic.twitter.com/h9mfBOT5z2
juhasaarinen The cops rolled the Comancheros in Auckland. “about $3.7 million in assets have been restrained, including two resi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf
@smartbrain @ApostrophePong @chriswotton @thaipirate @WITHITA_1983 @nnatta But also consider, it’s Cocktail Hour all the time!

hingers Basically anyone can be a senator in Australia and I don’t mean to brag but I’m basically anyone. pic.twitter.com/n5JMjmwERl
@Pollytics What if we combined the two?
@jeamland My squib is already quite damp this morning.
So “dampening the squib” is a euphemism for…? twitter.com/jeamland/statu…
@ApostrophePong @smartbrain @chriswotton @thaipirate @WITHITA_1983 @nnatta I feel like I should say something about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY
Wow how did they manage this when the Australian software industry has been destroyed by recent government legislat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oj
Saturday 18 May is a Blue Moon, so there’s that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_moon
workmanalice The Governor-General has issued a proclamation proroguing the Parliament at 8.29am.
Senate #estimates scheduled fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HO

TheShovel Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2020 theshovel.com.au/2019/04/11/dat…
#AusVotes19 pic.twitter.com/lM6vif0rNw
Meanwhile… twitter.com/billshortenmp/…
I like how there’s a little door where the man comes out. It’s just like a cuckoo clock.
@drsimmo Ys, that is the one meaningless thing. :)
@drsimmo Actually using it? Or saying they’re using it or intending to use it?
@trentyarwood Hmmm?
I’m already winning! twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…
ICYMI last night, I was personally thanked by The Royal Society. Just like Isaac Newton, Charles Babbage, Samuel Pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LF
@drspacejunk Same. What was the turnout like?
Thu plan, draft: So far I have no plan. I also have no media tasks scheduled for the next few week. So creating a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2H
Man representing company selling blockchain product says blockchain will be popular. twitter.com/ForbesCrypto/s…
@firstdogonmoon It’s so fuckin’ on it’s bleeding.
Five stars. twitter.com/P1ayerOne/stat…
Scott Morrison press conference at 0800 AEST, apparently.
@kinshasha Exactly.
@joshgnosis @dobes Next up, an entrant with an American angle. Have we got a Brexit one yet? twitter.com/astroengine/st…
@trentyarwood @paulkidd @Tim_Beshara Stop now or I will hiss at you.
Au contraire… twitter.com/latingle/statu…
@trentyarwood @paulkidd I’m not saying this is a good ritual.
@trentyarwood @paulkidd Ritual. And I mean that seriously. Society needs its rituals.
@trentyarwood While I agree that journalists are terrible, I think it’s the one time in an election period when it’s acceptable.
@gnoll110 @joshgnosis @dobes That’s gonna be trickier.
Is this about The Australian? twitter.com/MikeySlezak/st…
@joshgnosis @dobes Then there’s this… twitter.com/TheKouk/status…
Is there still time to do a Goatse joke?
@joshgnosis So, @joshgnosis, I was wrong. Does @dobes win a prize? twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
@joshgnosis Apparently not, though I knew she wasn’t happy. This is her having a sook?
Just in time for Kochie to ask Pauline Hanson what she thinks. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

joshgnosis It’s happening dot gif. 7news.com.au/news/australia… pic.twitter.com/70BNqqnPUp
“[Scott Morrison] departed the Prime Minister’s Canberra home, The Lodge, at 6:50am to drive to Government House to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J7
@joshgnosis A bow to your professional assessment.
And the security camera footage will be leaked in 5… 4… 3… 2… twitter.com/dobes/status/1…
@dr_nic @joshgnosis I suspect I am too.
@NuclearAnthro Sadly they don’t have googly eyes.

NavyLookout Vanguard class boat going up the Clyde this evening #CASD50
Via @wolfie250 pic.twitter.com/yAEddJsF1e
@joshgnosis But no, a politician. Along with the word “budget”.
@joshgnosis Or a political commentator.
@davispg Same.
Beautiful weather and a beautiful sentiment from @CARROT_app, which has been told by my phone that I’m one village..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X2
Thursday. One nail, one hammer, and a watermelon. Thursday.
OK, kids, it’s after midnight and apparently the election is being called tomorrow. We must all be bright eyed and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xi
I’m glad everything is going well in The America. twitter.com/Acosta/status/…