Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 13th, 2019

Newyorkist Damn Lucy this is brutal pic.twitter.com/cYSxdWjJap

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@arizclint Sadly no. @RealPressSecBot just reformats Trump’s tweets into official White House press statement style.

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UPDATE: The President of the United States is still deranged. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have learned, eventually, to take rest and sleep when it’s being called for.

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cosmicjester Surest proof yet that tony and his supporters are from the mirror universe from Star Trek pic.twitter.com/7QhTrnqfRV

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I have a legitimate excuse, @NickEvershed. He was editor of The Advertiser when I was a producer at ABC Adelaide, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD

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A chilling visage, etched upon the mind forever. twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

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@corduroy @franksting Oh. I read it as and assumed you has just been passing and were doing a WFT about it a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…to

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@misskylie77 @R_Chirgwin @samdastyari @Scottludlam Instead of “Insiders” or “Outsiders” you could call it “The Ejected”. :)

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus Not if you’re a serious player of the horses. You’ll be sitting comfortably in your loc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO

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@wendy_harmer One can never have too many photos of Piers Ackerman, especially on a lonely Saturday night.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. And Ackerman in an actual Crusader Rabbit t-shirt. All subtlety is gone in 2019.

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I’m seeing mention that Tony Abbott has deleted the photo of Piers Ackerman campaigning with him today. So just in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PY

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AndrewCatsaras Looks like @TonyAbbottMHR deleted his dopey photo of him and Piers Akerman. What an absolute idiot. Absolute. Idiot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW

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MikeCarlton01 And look at the crowds, the eager, milling multitude! twitter.com/tonyabbottmhr/…

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SlenderSherbet Please take a moment out of your day to appreciate the simple beauty, elegance and natural grace of the kangaroo. pic.twitter.com/cKxN9IApTv

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jonkudelka Loose Lips in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/VRMDA9r3b4

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johnb78 It is hard to deny that this was the basic British policy pic.twitter.com/EmSwUIcCSf

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GovGoogles how to say knee how in korasian

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DocBastard I’m just going to leave this here. pic.twitter.com/uuBpOkjLDw

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That guy on the far right looks like a Reject Shop knock-off of @samsimmonss. twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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@mwyres We should be grateful for small mercies.

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KSekouM Pitch for a reboot of Indiana Jones except he’s stealing from museums and returning them for the culture pic.twitter.com/ZkGwCeQ8fw

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tds153 Relieved to discover from this that I can eat a Hot Cross Bun with a plate. Or while hoovering, if I want. A lot of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iY

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@SnarkyPlatypus I saw you getting some assistance direct from Google there? Any progress?

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What a waste of resources this whole circus is. twitter.com/MattDoran91/st…

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@jonoabroad @boieau There is no mud. There was never any mud.

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@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus I did indeed show my toe beans. Because I was asked to. Nay, it was demanded!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why? You didn’t laugh with your salad.

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rabbitandcoffee Solid outing by the Shorten mullet this morning pic.twitter.com/uknZV4KnZi

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@LexPlans Nah. It’ll take a few days to confirm the result.

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@jonkudelka @purserj Yeah I’ve tried that in the past, and it’s never gone well. But maybe you’re right. This year does feel different.

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@jonkudelka @purserj Ah, well you see I have much greater trust in the wisdom of the Australian people.

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@LizDolphinfluff @keith_the_cat Australia, where “eaten by birds” is something that can happen to your house.

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@purserj @jonkudelka Isn’t he first on the ticket? Maybe I am confused.

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Tony Abbott is the greatest political campaigner in the universe. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@jonkudelka Nevertheless, you know he’s going to be a Senator again.

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I cleaned the mud out of the bathroom.

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politvidchannel This is unbelievable:

Trump supporter At Steve Bannon’s Rally: “Never in my life did I think I’d like to see a di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hU

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@patstokes That’s just an old jumper crumpled up and sewn to some carpet offcuts.

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@patstokes No I meant the dog breed. The Grand Canal Muff Snorter or whatever it was.

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@ewe2 This is getting better all the time!

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@MrJohnChandler Yes, which is exactly why it probably wouldn’t work.

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I wonder if people would pay for a podcast that’s just me shouting the names of dog breeds.

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Yet another subtweet.

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rdhinds Inspiring. A lot more kids will grow up wanting to be a horse thanks to .

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus I will never understand the complexities of maintaining harmony.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Peppa Pig is now an outlaw brand, as you probably know, so that’s even weirder.

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IRanalyst Worth bookmarking this gem pic.twitter.com/jK7c8Kl5Bh

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GntlmnGuardian Guest at a party: “I overheard you saying you work in cybersecurity?”

Me: “Yup. Yanno, if you tell me your passwor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hH

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Kevin2600 Perfect Social engineer example. Happy hacking 🤓 pic.twitter.com/KA9t2uOoGs

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Right now outside my window at @bunjaree is a flock of a least twelve Red-browed Finch (Neochmia temporalis) foragi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A6

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@jpwarren @kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn There will be a new episode in the coming week. I might also compil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vo

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parisba ~8 year old girl in Qantas Lounge trying to make her mother get her a coffee. Mother replies: “No, coffee is for br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cv

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Absolutely. My cybersecurity investment is at least 7.5 cyberpigs long. twitter.com/AWS_edu/status…

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benpobjie Fascinating: apparently both Winx and Phar Lap belong to a species known as “the horse” twitter.com/theagesport/st…

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@jplonie @jpwarren @kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn I shall ask them a few questions on the next podcast.

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anguslivingston here’s the “ni hao” clip for those who are interested twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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matociquala How Game of Thrones ends: pic.twitter.com/Iadt1RUztu

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@jpwarren @kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn These were the photographs that were demanded. I am merely serving my public’s needs.

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@gathgwyn @kcarruthers @RealNickHodge So the time has come to stop hissing at me.

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@purserj And tonight, the drunken punch-up participants and PFOs.

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@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers @gathgwyn I’ll say it again. IT WAS NOT A VALID CONTRACT.

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@kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn Also, I think I’m overdue for some random bits of personal grooming.

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OK, @kcarruthers @RealNickHodge @gathgwyn, here are the photographs.
1. Toe Beans, with mud from the bathroom floor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cC

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@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers @gathgwyn Nevertheless, these photos are the very next thing I’m doing.

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@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers @gathgwyn Good luck with that, @gathgwyn, because the was no valuable consideration agr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2

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I should probably clean all the mud out of the bathroom at some point.

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rhysnicholson Eddie McGuire is sitting across the aisle on this flight. He has an Australian newspaper on his lap, afl season boo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lE

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@dtsmith_sydney I believe that’s called “speaking with the base”, or something?

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dtsmith_sydney He’s not after the Korean vote; he’s after the “they’re all the fucken same” vote. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@garthk Me? I’m a university drop-out.

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@melissamadsen Thank you. And yes, it was quite nice, even if I say so myself.

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hingers My first policy if elected will be mandatory “Which kind of Asian are they?” training for Scott Morrison. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@kcarruthers @DanielOCnr It doesn’t need to be disguised at all! What is WRONG with you, Kate?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @juhasaarinen Yeah look Juha lives in his own parallel universe. And by that I don’t just mean New Zealand.

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@Raf_Epstein @JohnBarronUSA @smh @Bobosphere His character etc certainly cloud the issue, though of course they sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f5

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@Raf_Epstein @JohnBarronUSA @smh @Bobosphere Oops, I just broke my promise to myself to not add my own voice to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ry

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@Raf_Epstein @JohnBarronUSA @smh It’s no more a threat to press freedom than the News of the World hacking prosecut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hZ

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@onthemedia @Bobosphere That said, @Bobosphere should be careful about underestimating The Illuminati. I cannot say..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sM

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Hah! In this @onthemedia segment “How The Matrix Fed Our Conspiracy-Laden World”, @Bobosphere refers to “Neo, playe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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“Would you vote to make Australia ‘slightly better than average again?’” abc.net.au/news/2019-04-1…

Disclosure: Party..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2H

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sundownmotel are you fucking kidding me pic.twitter.com/WOAlB4nyr7

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In which @Bobosphere argues that the press is indeed under attack in this US, but not in the case of Mr A’s arrest…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9c

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@purserj [Nods] As so many of us do. May good fortune go with you, Sir.

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@purserj This is disappointing. Why didn’t you choose to be more healthy? :(

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@kcarruthers Eh? I quite like brussels sprouts. When they’re in season I often enjoy them fried up with garlic and other bits and pieces.

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benpobjie Willem Dafoe as Malcolm Roberts in: The Senator Who Ate Live Bats

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@SnarkyPlatypus And as you know I want to spend a little time exploring China too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There before and after pics of Shanghai also show what’s possible, although of course Sydney is not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v

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@shalailah @phbarratt I’m not defending his appearance — he’s a goose and should be ignored — just citing what is btwitter.com/i/web/status/1…XGtZ

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@SnarkyPlatypus They are indeed a wonderful thing. Not over-sweet like so many biscuits are.

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@shalailah He’s top of One Nation’s senate ticket in Queensland, and One Nation is what? The number four party there? @phbarratt

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These phishers aren’t even trying any more. pic.twitter.com/ggYlaKweuX

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@juhasaarinen I’m still amused by the person who told me “You can’t eat rice every day!”

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latingle Three Liberal candidates withdraw over section 44, @MelissaParke01 withdraws from Curtin & @PeterDutton_MP queries..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uf

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This is not a very white people breakfast, I know. I am a traitor to my race.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep, full system tests are under way, at least up to Chatswood. In February, Pitt Street station lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ps

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@SnarkyPlatypus Testing now, opening some time in May is the plan. And it looks to be on schedule.

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Well if it’s on Breitbart then it must be true*, right? twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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Listening to the latest @ArmsControlWonk podcast “The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and the Nuclear”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YN

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phbarratt Love to know how he got so rich. twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @hingers And for me, because someone in the extended family has done the family tree and we’re all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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@jennylmackinnon @hingers @SnarkyPlatypus @austlii Well, they ARE all ratbags. At least all the ones I’ve met.

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@trentyarwood I’ll be reading it with joy over a small drink late today.

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@RealNickHodge @kcarruthers @gathgwyn Don’t fret. It’s on my to-do list for after breakfast and then a shower. Also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nc

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Attn: @hingers @SnarkyPlatypus and any other potential political candidates in Australia. twitter.com/austlii/status…

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@alexkidman @LaTrioli OK so that’s more than enough for either the lovely Ms Trioli or me to cope with on the weekend.

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@hingers Mr @hingers was interviewed about his One Asian Party on @theprojecttv last night and here’s the video. At..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VS

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REMINDER: In NSW you can always vote for @hingers’ One Asian Party. oneasianparty.com twitter.com/hingers/status…

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@alexkidman @LaTrioli OK then, Sunshine, what analogy would YOU use?

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Not that I ever watch The Bad Program, of course. I’m just worried about the welfare of the people that do. I am a caring person. Obviously.

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Do we really need to hear from PHON Senate candidate Malcolm Roberts?* His “analysis” is as useful as a box of dead..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lp

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OK, so here my interest in computational linguistics collides with @trentyarwood’s in epidemiology and woo woo, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Yeah, My Boyle is definitely an acquired taste.

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There ARE people there, I’ll have you know! twitter.com/kpfaulkner/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Look, I haven’t actually been given the chance, but she’d probably still wok up OK.

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RadioFreeTom “Capitalism is a lot more important than democracy,” Moore said. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Sat plan, actual draft: A relaxed day of reading, listening to podcasts, eating, etc, which I shall make up as I go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e8

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@RealNickHodge We should not encourage these people.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @CARROT_app Oh dear. There’s an CARROT Artificial Superintelligence game. Why have I not noticed th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hX

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CosmicRami Look at these beautiful hydrated silica mineraloids.

Geology is cool AF. twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/…

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Looks like a nice day ahead, and @CARROT_app has already provided me with a plan. Joy. pic.twitter.com/gHB6PFA7PX

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Saturday. It dribbles out of the narrow pipes like a typewriter. Saturday.

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