Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 15th, 2019

stilgherrian Having imprisoned half the Canberra press gallery on a bus, Scott Morrison initiates his master plan. pic.twitter.com/f6wh8su2sX

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Having an early night because I have an early start tomorrow. Gorn.

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wildambience A strange night sound from Cape York’s rainforests - the call of the Marbled Frogmouth. One source describes it nic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bu

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It just occurred to me that people who aren’t following, in this instance, Australian politics very, very closely m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xl

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I like the phrase “grisly wank”. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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PPantsdown Rod Roberts has been unexpectedly elected to the NSW Upper House for One Nation.
What type of scandal will bring him undone?

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Not sure that the “But” is needed here. twitter.com/thewireradio/s…

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Olivianuzzi Uhhh? pic.twitter.com/qwCq9ESmYS

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Look who hasn’t rubbed their arse against a photo of their opponent’s face?

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“China warns Australia at WTO about 5G restriction” reuters.com/article/us-hua…

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mbrennanchina Chinese smartphones with built-in projectors. We’ve found another way to kill ourselves pic.twitter.com/3iqwRYwJBd

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@kcarruthers Yes. I’d like to go to Korea, with or without alpacas.

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reselsnark I see the view from nowhere journalists want to both defend being on the bus and complain about the fact that they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U

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@markhumphries I think I know the one, but hey the verb “do” is… ambiguous?

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LostArcNZ Based on this Tweet alone, the colloquial name for a New Zealander should be a Kererū not a Kiwi. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

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@developerjack @NickyWill100 It’s always been there, just much further below the surface. And, we we said, Day 5.

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Amys_Kapers Is it just me, or is @onedrive being a bit creepy? pic.twitter.com/zQ602AfnUy

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michaelkoziol David Leyonhjelm told me on March 28 he was certain he was elected to the NSW upper house (it was the same day he t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx

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stejormur The police are still clinging onto the theory that the Gatwick drone was real, because so many airport professional..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kx

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joshgnosis I mean, he’s not wrong. 7news.com.au/news/nsw/victo… pic.twitter.com/hayVmDzi0F

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains bots and stuff, but you can’t see it until tomorrow.

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@johnthelutheran @juhasaarinen We could go on all day, but I’m on deadline again now. :)

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@JustJimWillDo @juhasaarinen @_midofo_ I didn’t, but what significance does that have?

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juhasaarinen Yes yes but is it full of eels? twitter.com/PDChina/status…

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@AnnabelleU123 @roisin6 Hah! That’s right, it was a Northern Territory of South Australia. That structure lasted a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zk

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GreenJ I have a theory that it’s Caleb in the @CaptGetUp suit. yes. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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burgotastic I refuse to believe that there is a verb form of kudos, much less that it would be kudo if there were one pic.twitter.com/INGqjpBitq

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@oberonsghost Um, in a real fire you’d get no notice.

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@scott_thewspot @Licantrop0 @ip1 @internetofshit It never hurts to have some redundancy. Especially on the internet.

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DemSausage We have our first overseas stall for this election, thanks to @AusAmb_DE - the Australian Embassy in Berlin has sau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U5

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@developerjack That’s true. There’s even a chance you might encounter some ducks.

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mootpointer When someone accidentally leaves editorial comments in their markdown and they don’t get parsed out: pic.twitter.com/TU2p74t9HW

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Having imprisoned half the Canberra press gallery on a bus, Scott Morrison initiates his master plan. pic.twitter.com/f6wh8su2sX

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@ssharwood I was curious myself. Face Bacon is such an excellent name.

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Mon plan, update: I’m continuing to write two pieces for @zdnetaustralia, but I’m losing focus a bit and will file..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qp

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JenAshleyWright I know it’s controversial, but I think Conservatives should be allowed to get married. pic.twitter.com/Xv6YsxP0MV

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I think we need more cults of personality. They’d fix most controversial problems.

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“Russia’s Military Mission Creep Advances to a New Front: Africa” (31 Mar) nytimes.com/2019/03/31/wor…

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lenoretaylor 👏👏 WE’RE HIRING @GuardianAus 👏👏

An investigations editor

senior business reporter

environment editor

senior rep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2S

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frogworth Jesus Christ pic.twitter.com/K9UPb51uPF

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems It’s really only one step up from sodomising a waterhen.

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Extending the Zone of Ignorance is kinda my business model. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@jpwarren So, you can either go for more awareness, or more pain, but not both?

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@maldamkar @The_Elcat That’s OK, I’m always happy to be sarcastic.

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AnnabelleU123 I had no idea the Premier of the Northern Territory wanted to establish a colony of 40,000 Russians near Darwin in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0p

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And then everyone just emails each other anyway.

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As far as I can tell the aim of collaboration software is to make collaboration as annoying and productivity-sappin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IE

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@juhasaarinen This is not the future I asked for.

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@jpwarren Can you move diagonally? Also, the word “quadrille” just came to mind.

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@maldamkar @The_Elcat Turns out there’s this thing where you can look up facts and things. “The costumes and sets w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bs

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ConversationEDU When should you get the shot?

Short answer: mid to late May, or early June.

Long answer: there are number of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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benpobjie I’ve gotta say, GoT makes incest look pretty great

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mikewsc1 Please, not BoM. This is the kind of thing you expect from the police. twitter.com/bom_au/status/…

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@JustJimWillDo Indeed. US policy is a bit of a mess right now.

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“Russia attempting to regain influence in Africa as a way to attack NATO from the south” (11 Apr) warisboring.com/russia-attempt…

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“[US] Navy will allow off-duty sailors to ‘live socially’ according to their preferred gender, but not do so on dut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hq

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@jpwarren @billplein @jeamland Well that would be down to a lack of awareness.

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@billplein @jpwarren @jeamland True, but we seem to be moving on from that.

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@jpwarren @jeamland Is your company ready for the Premier League?

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@jpwarren @jeamland Fuck me, I deserve an honorary MBA for this!

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@jpwarren @jeamland KICK YOUR PAIN INTO THE QUADRANT OF WIN!

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@jpwarren @jeamland Just Field of Fail sounds better. The football would be implied very subtly by using stock art..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l8

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@jpwarren @jeamland The Ping Pong Pain Paradigm. Or maybe some outdoor sport that suits, then it could be the Field of Pain.

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@jpwarren @jeamland Right, so this is clearly the Tennis Court of Pain.

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“Things just catch fire sometimes.” twitter.com/adamlcarey/sta…

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@jeamland @jpwarren We need to know how many pains there are before making suggestions.

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@jpwarren Wow you must really hate the world.

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@bigbadave @NewtonMark For all of the Human Headline’s quirks, at least he understood the consequences when he acte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6m

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NewtonMark “Well, I told you not to report on it, and you went and reported on it. And now you’re here in front of me. That’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oX

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SezClom It’s turtles all the way down twitter.com/41strange/stat…

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… is that it kinda matches a government slogan from Terry Gilliam’s masterpiece film “Brazil”.

Suspicion Breeds..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kJ

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The great thing about this kinda-slogan from Eugene Kaspersky… twitter.com/georgepnott/st…

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kels_316 imagine being a grown adult and just waiting diligently on the bus and not taking a single bit of initiative twitter.com/annelisenews/s…

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@pagedaemon Not especially soon. I don’t have $1995.

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jonkudelka Not Phoney Since 2010. twitter.com/benjaminmillar…

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coolcam101 @realDonaldTrump This Trump impression is hilarious 😂 pic.twitter.com/7u38Livivh

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vikram_nz New IoT device idea- zap people for their own good twitter.com/techreview/sta…

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Mr Leyonhjelm just five hours ago. pic.twitter.com/IVBK4NC3v8

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@dobes @johnb78 @mattjhatton Yeah he was a bit previous there. Arsehat.

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@mattjhatton @dobes I think you’re right. In which case he’ll have to be elected back in. Fun.

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@dobes Report 2 of 2. And I was so very much looking forward to the Return of Malcolm Roberts to the Senate. twitter.com/lynlinking/sta…

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This was looking pretty obvious a few days ago, but I reckon Senator Scarf Boy will resign and Leyonhjelm will get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ws

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@sspencer_63 @GreenJ To be fair, keeping your brand in the news for as long as possible is a KPI for marketers.

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sspencer_63 Can I just congratulate the failed ad man for now making this story run for 4 consecutive days, with no end in sigh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jq

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This Advance Australia mob is totally worth every penny. Inspiring. twitter.com/Jo_Tovey/statu…

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techAU Need to speed this up. Not sure @redbull is the answer. twitter.com/Bindibadgi/sta…

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@juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p Oh well that’s @R_Chirgwin’s fault then, always sending out old stories as if they’re breaking news.

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@DavidParis What have you got against vampire squids?

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“How Victoria Police handled the Bourke Street incident on social media” by @ashabeeeee techrepublic.com/article/how-vi…

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@trentyarwood I’m just retweeting what @R_Chirgwin tweeted. It’s an interesting story.

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“Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: ‘Is curing patients a sustainable business model?’”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sx

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I keep reading wakeuptogetup.com as wakeuptogether.com, and it makes everything slightly better.

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jonkudelka *Hideous skittering of claws and slithering of tentacles as the NSW legislative council takes shape*

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trentyarwood Just when you thought Cpt GetDown couldn’t get any dumber, their script is retweeting tweets which point out they d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rw

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liamvhogan The Minister for Small Business (shops) and the Legislative Councillor for the SDA (shoppies) twitter.com/benraue/status…

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@expectproblems Ideally, yes. Anyway, @benraue is tweeting the results as the preferences get distributed, so there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T2

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GrogsGamut Two questions:

1) They think the USA style will work here?

2) They actually think more than 5 people in Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qr

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@expectproblems Also, as you can see, the first Shooters Fishers & Farmers candidate on the ticket. More results shortly.

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So yeah Mark Latham will be a NSW MLC. (We knew that already, but now we know it even more.) twitter.com/benraue/status…

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jpwarren This is a warcrime. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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How the hell does she expect to type with those nails? pic.twitter.com/TgdkTFqkuB

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Very handy for things like this, when a ministerial websites will be totally rebuilt is the government changes. Fin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wq

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Hey kids, did you know you can help make the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine more useful by archiving pages that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9v

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As usual there’s more stuff in the Weekly Wrap — which I’ve just updated because I got it totally wrong about my pl.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2KQ

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Mon plan, confirmed: Write for @zdnetaustralia, twice; a little administrivia in between; meals ad libitum. A solid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…li

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Here’s a thread about That Organisation and That Man which you may find interesting, @dobes. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@theharryshearer This also I did not know. I am clearly behind the pace when it comes to chemical conglomerates. twitter.com/aggerchez/stat…

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techAU Waits for every node box to recieve 4 concrete, steel re-inforced bollards.. Because drivers are terrible. twitter.com/BellTowerTimez…

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@je_au That and forcing people to use the (big?) retailers who take the cards.

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Oh. 810s. I thought they said A-10s. So I was very confused there for a while there. twitter.com/marasawr/statu…

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I’d missed the fact that Monsanto is now owned by Beyer. Thanks for the facts, @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”. pca.st/1ORc

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RepAdamSchiff There’s an old saying.

When the law is on your side, pound the law.

When the facts are on your side, pound the fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qZ

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benraue You’re kidding yourself if you think we’re at the end of the section 44 saga. twitter.com/thetallyroom/s…

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glengyron Australian politicians all become suddenly more progressive out of parliament.

Tone will lose his seat and join t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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Also bear in mind that “claims Paul Fletcher MP” is always a great big red flag.

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@jdub @glengyron @NewtonMark I’m open-minded. It doesn’t have to be coconut shells.

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Bear in mind that a “real difference” doesn’t mean it’s improving anything, especially not for the lives of the vic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iZ

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quaedvliegs But has been secretly following horse racing all his life… twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@kels_316 @glengyron @NewtonMark For example, apparently you can’t change your registered phone number for SMS aler..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1M

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@kels_316 @glengyron @NewtonMark You have to create one. It’s meant to be a single sign-on for all the government s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3K

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jpwarren So so many. twitter.com/waynesadin/sta…

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@Sulphurcocky1 @NewtonMark I’ll let Mark explain why that won’t work. :) Though I reckon the fluffy dice should be compulsory.

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@glengyron I don’t have a myGov account. And I am not a SovCit, mostly. @NewtonMark doesn’t have one either.

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JohnJohnsonson “Privately on Instagram” 🤔 pic.twitter.com/q5Z8n5nyHV

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@simonhackett One of the things they’re looking at is how “Coal-fired power stations ‘disrupt rainfall patterns’” (..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NO

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“Philanthropic organisation Hackett Foundation has donated $100,000 to Airborne Research Australia, a not-for-profi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sN

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@Arash_Mohebbi @NewtonMark Oops that was meant to be at @jonoabroad for this tweet, but yeah you’ll do. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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@jpwarren @jeamland @CARROT_app Dark Sky had another interesting variation, plus it’s matched with an excellent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vn

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@jonoabroad This gets very complicated when you look into the chap’s intentions, apparently. I’ve tried to mute tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yu

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@jpwarren @jeamland @CARROT_app Switching from BoM / Willy Weather source data to Weather Channel seems to clean up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ou

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@jpwarren @jeamland @CARROT_app Quite probably but there’s still a huge lack of fog here this morning.

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jeamland Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. twitter.com/weimingkam/sta…

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To be fair, they totally nailed American cuisine. twitter.com/substitute/sta…

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@Arash_Mohebbi @NewtonMark Indeed. And I checked the etymology of “grasp the wrong end of the stick” the other day…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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TStew777 whole train carriage just chanting “Winx” this morning, very moving😭

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@jeamland @CARROT_app I probably should have wiped the greasy smear off the camera lenses before taking that photo.

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@jeamland @CARROT_app My counter reset when I changed phones. Sad panda.

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jonkudelka I awake to discover leftist cartoonists hate orchestra lifts. Sigh.

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@gordonkerry And like so many child actors, “by 1973, aged 21, [Jack Wild] was an alcoholic and diabetic … exhaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au

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@NewtonMark Agreed. That one missed the point quite spectacularly.

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“H.R. Pufnstuf” (1969) youtube.com/watch?v=orUNj0…

H.R. Pufnstuf
Who’s your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Pufnstu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bO

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R_Chirgwin “The end came when all of Twitter was cassowaries or Asssange”, good god what a way to start the day.

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@techoglot You’ll get a signal when I decide.

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@jetztgibtshaue Works better with kittens, as @dobes will attest.

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MalwareJake I believe the words you’re looking for are “wilful ignorance” twitter.com/davidu/status/…

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These are indeed the canonical . Maybe I need to differentiate the five types. twitter.com/erkpod/status/…

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… which Morrison opens by speaking Vietnamese. twitter.com/primroseriorda…

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Today is Election Day E minus 33.

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Don’t forget, today is only Day Five. Or if you prefer, E minus 33.

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I see they’re still scoffing the drugs at Sunrise. twitter.com/sunriseon7/sta…

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@zdnetaustralia As usual for a Monday, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Write once for @zdnetaustralia, possibly twice, depending on the Editorial Nod (not a heroin refer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…il

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nils_gilman How about Steve Jobs? Is Tiger Woods’ redemption narrative the greatest since Steve Jobs coming back to Apple? twitter.com/nils_gilman/st…

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glengyron Happy ANZAC Monday everyone.

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@NuclearAnthro It takes a while to move 8km, so I wouldn’t be waiting for all 25 blasts of the siren.

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Gawd, the replies to this tweet about the cassowary! It’s been going for nearly 24 hours. twitter.com/AncientSpoonbi…

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Monday. Plant flowers. Do not animal flowers. Monday.

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