Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 17th, 2019

@developerjack The @nytimes team is one of the very best at this sort of stuff.

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@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Wait, why are you drinking with cops in BKK?

(I actually know there’s an AFP team t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj

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@ApostrophePong Oh well. I don’t want to jinx it, but it does look like the overall result is clear.

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That Mitchell and Webb Look: First Television. youtube.com/watch?v=GEi4Os…

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@phbarratt Well, it’s the nearest thing we’ve got.

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nickfthilton The porn ban could be the saviour of journalism: all Pornhub needs to do is publish three blogs about Brexit for ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qm

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@DavidFeng My “friend” @paulwallbank is in Formosa right now so you can disturb him with your Red Commie Peking rubbish.

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@ApostrophePong Anyway, make sure you get down to the embassy in DC to vote before 18 May. :P

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I reckon @NewtonMark will appreciate this sentiment too.

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Cool, I’ll tell my doctor this next time I see him. twitter.com/katewelchhhh/s…

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phbarratt That’s a Prime Minister? twitter.com/jennineak/stat…

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parisba 🐷, or ✈️? At , @aleks_madry is asking the tough questions! pic.twitter.com/2G1rzWtq12

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The whisky I just poured is quite a bit larger than I intended. Terrible business.

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@ApostrophePong Well you lived here for nearly 10 years and, like, you ARE an Australian. :P

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CA_AstroComm The UK as seen from @Space_Station

Just… wow pic.twitter.com/FdTgDzUPp3

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@SeasideFerry @DavidFeng Thanks, Kathryn, I didn’t know about this one and now I want to go.

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SeasideFerry This has got to be the ultimate / combo.
The 1884 cliff lift at is the oldest water balan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rJ

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tubemapper TOP OF LINE 🚇

Love this view of the Docklands Light on top of the Underground at Canning Town. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…68

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@ApostrophePong Good to see you writing in Australian while in Mexico.

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@steppinlazer I don’t think so, but definitely one of the special conference shirts that all the state leaders wear for the group photo.

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JordanUhl Is Tucker Carlson ok? pic.twitter.com/4hUsLAOC2Y

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@steppinlazer Well then, I now appoint YOU to be President of ASEAN.

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jpwarren Hahahahahahahahaha. twitter.com/alexhern/statu…

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@steppinlazer Look at least they’re having a go.

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Hahahaha yeah nah, Honeywell, I don’t think this is how ASEAN works. pic.twitter.com/olIHIZOasC

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realdanlyons He says he has a plan to make Twitter better and I say let’s give him time. pic.twitter.com/pOlpfPmWSW

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@LLah_Nomis Yeah even on a well-funded day I tend to top out at about $110 a bottle. Though I do have some favourites in that range.

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@DobsonJan Exactly. :) Also, judge away. People who fill their brains with that shit are a waste of carbon atoms.

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@hughstephens @dobes @thelaughingsub I pity the parliamentary staffers who actually have to read all that shit.

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@hughstephens @dobes @thelaughingsub Nah, it’s pretty quick to determine whether it’s just someone having a sook ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6j

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@jxeeno I agree. But I’m loving the idea that Canberra residents have to be taught how to not be killed by a tram.

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@dobes @hughstephens @thelaughingsub Mate, I am not reading any more of this unless you pay me.

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@phantasmaglo And yet I still lost, because I was wrong. :)

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@natecochrane Thanks. This is all WAY down my priority list, but nevertheless fascinating so I will certainly follow it up eventually.

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Back at @bunjaree, having done the shopping in Leura. And having also been smashing a pub arguments into the mud. E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5q

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MaxKriegerVG when the humans are too close to finding you and you gotta become the glock ness monster pic.twitter.com/CMLlwhbBGC

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I have just been informed that I should do my whisky shopping at Leura Cellars, at least once I’m paid, because the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hR

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@hughstephens I am only going there if @thelaughingsub or @dobes pay me. And I’m scheduled to do a podcast tomorrow.

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@hughstephens Please stop. So far I’ve avoided this inquiry. I’d like to keep it that way

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Wed plan, late update: Definitely* having just one glass of wine, I will soon do the shopping and return to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XC

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For those of you who have yet to see the world’s best* real estate promo video… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JustJimWillDo You’ll never take on the French fleet in that!

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hughstephens Easily the best way to begin your government policy consultation submission pic.twitter.com/r0eS5DQ0Bf

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@JustJimWillDo In any event you can’t get the cannon these days.

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@dobes @Rashas_Mo @ashabeeeee I would also like a pair of these.*

* Fuck no.

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@JustJimWillDo Wait, are you planning to build an early 19th century frigate?

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sniff_off “A city’s party scene is inevitably shaped by its slickness and gentrification. The more gentrified, the more slick..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dY

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@PoroMark So a few people have told me.

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@staticsan @SnarkyPlatypus You would think. The options for Older Gentlemen’s Difficulties are plentiful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. I think in this country only David Leyonhjelm has premature declaration problems.

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@ElishaPearce I’m liking the hyper-formal language.

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Reminder: The best election photo so far. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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@arcadiagt5 Exactly. This stuff I love, differentiating between the myth of Nelson anf the invincible Royal Navy wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WZ

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murpharoo Nope, nope, nope twitter.com/scottludlam/st…

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Pollytics Actually, it’s not fascinating. It’s equal parts sad and pathetic and this country needs both a good kick in the ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fb

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Pollytics It’s fascinating that our most important foreign relationship - Indonesia - had an election today. A really import..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gw

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@natecochrane Well that’s what? 60 years later?

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@ElishaPearce Isn’t the language and typography wonderful!

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Oh, and how did this start? Guy, who is one of the morning shift taxi drivers up here, and with whom I often have e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1n

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madpilot Software Developers: Complicating stuff since Jan 1, 1970 00:00:00

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@duckbytheoboe I have no idea who those people are, but I’m certainly not surprised it’d figure in contemporary writing.

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@natecochrane I’ll check. I’m downloading the whole PDF of the evidence for later.

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I’ll take a break from this exciting* 19th century naval shipbuilding timber thread now, because battery levels are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KT

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LucyTreloar On the subject of peas… Do you:

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@Idealaw I’ll have to get back to you.

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Now there’s a whole discussion about how the time time of year the trees are felled affects the timber quality and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2T

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@28481k @johnb78 @christopherneal Hahah what? I am tweeting shit from an 1820 inquiry and I know fuck all about wood.

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rajtoday The only tweet with the right picture! twitter.com/mumbaiheritage…

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The witnesses who are timber merchants have very firm opinions on what timbers they think are best for shipbuilding..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6

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Another witness, also a timber merchant, is also blaming the import duties. pic.twitter.com/DGtwvhRhQD

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@_becn Please see the start of the thread.

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Bear in mind this is during and presumably after the Napoleonic Wars (1803–1815) because this evidence is being given in 1820.

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So the basic deal is that the Royal Navy’s shipbuilders have been buying the cheaper timber, because of course, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rj

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Ah! There’s import duties on Baltic timber, but not on timber imported from “the American colonies” i.e. Canada sin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kj

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@paulwiggins Ah, I’ll check it out then, thank you.

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From that ‘pedia article… This is serious. pic.twitter.com/ZkPXsOQ6Uq

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“Dry rot is wood decay caused by certain species of fungi that digest parts of the wood which give the wood strengt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q4

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A bonus for Easter travellers! Hurrah! twitter.com/VirginAustrali…

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@bnschlz It says dry rot, at least on this page. Is that actually a disease, though? I’m paraphrasing the evidence,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sw

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@paulwiggins Oh thanks! I’m 100 years before that right now, but I may get there.

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@johnb78 Yes, @christopherneal mentioned that, and it came up in the conversation here at The Alex. It began with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4B

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Yes, not content with my burden of reading Senate committee transcripts from today, I’m reading House of Lords comm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sT

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Continuing…

This question of where the timber came from for the Royal Navy’s ships is clearly a matter of concer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F

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djackmanson Remember when unions used to strike, often? twitter.com/ClaireLBoland/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus This will get interesting if Beijing decides to get more expansionist. Not in territorial claims, e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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This strikes me as a very @johnb78 rabbit-hole. (Start at the front of the thread, obviously.) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@christopherneal Yes, this came up in our conversation. This is all intriguing stuff.

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@JustJimWillDo I am in my element. This is so, so sad.

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This is fascinating* stuff.

* At least should you wish to immerse yourself in the supply chain problems of the Ro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cw

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The basic deal is that the ideal timber for a ship’s mast is Oak or Scots Pine, but the quantity needed for the Roy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uz

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Reading evidence given to a House of Lords select committee from 1820 because someone I know in the pub said someth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3x

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kels_316 not according to Daisy Cousens twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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dcuthbert “Taking steps required to be taken” is my new “we were fully compliant”.

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Scott_Helme @TheKenMunroShow @tictoctrack I’m going full @zackwhittaker

“Said the company, citing no evidence” pic.twitter.com/OWRlirux8M

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@purserj When do you get the results, if I may ask?

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NewtonMark Imagine how inspiring it’d be to read this headline as an adolescent cassowary. “When I grow up…twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…rw

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@purserj How did your Spinal Tap go today? Was it an 11?

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@michaelbousquet Which, for the target audience, is the entire point! :)

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@firstdogonmoon Reminder for the hard of thinking: Christianity (i.e. following the teachings of that Jesus bloke,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zX

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“Notre Dame: we can’t even burn a building down without everyone carrying on like idiots any more” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ly

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@SnarkyPlatypus You know, @markhumphries, I’ve said this before, but the last few weeks of @PointlessAU have been s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B7

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I agree. This was the episode @SnarkyPlatypus and I were at and it was excellent. Also this explains why on Monday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA

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alexhuds No. pic.twitter.com/kQqdznZ8kW

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Back in the [DECADE REDACTED] one of my “cartoons” about Easter ended up being used in a Uni of Adelaide Law School..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…04

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Gosh what delicate little petals. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@Tim_Beshara Wow. If that’s the case then you’re the most endangered species of all!

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aSciEnthusiast Because the melting point of gold is 1064°C and a wood fire burns at around 600°C twitter.com/kayleecrain__/…

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@DavidFeng Isn’t it great! Canberra is sometimes nicknamed “The Country Capital” because it was built from scratch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uf

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha I do not. Australia even acknowledges it. zdnet.com/article/austra… (Obviously these three cas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iJ

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Wed plan, remainder: A glass of wine; shopping, Leura; quiet evening back at @bunjaree. I must save my energies for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2T

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath Hah. I’ve been a regular there for around 15 years now, longer than all the current staff.

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noplaceforsheep And here we have it: The Streisand Effect!! 🤣🤣🤣Angus Taylor Has Threatened To Sue Journalists For Sharing A Twitter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z4

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workmanalice Clive Palmer will contest a senate seat at the May 18 federal election, abandoning his long-touted tilt to run in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QK

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jpwarren How about hell no? twitter.com/marrowing/stat…

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mikko Mobile phone engineers in the 1990s would have lost their minds if they had seen this. twitter.com/pwavrobot/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Again, a thrust of the story. They’re used to using money to get what they want. Pay for a childcar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vt

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, Bill Gates is a bit of an outlier here. As you may know, he and Warren Buffett have agreed to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cc

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@SnarkyPlatypus One of the suggestions in the story makes sense, but it’s still a minor thing and not a major campa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dz

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“What the Captain GetUp strategy lacks in conceptual sophistication it has more than made up for in inept execution..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr

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I am shocked to seek this presentation was nearly eight years ago, @glengyron. Time flies.

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Heh. “Has Facebook killed the undercover cop? Tomorrow’s recruits have already been compromised” (25 Aug 2011)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja

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hamonryen Any news from the campaign about getting or having a fair go? A huge issue for average Australians that our pollies..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F

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Rob_Stott Interesting read from a seasoned campaigner about why Captain GetUp is just so awful as a campaign tool junkee.com/captain-getup-…

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@CptHollingworth Or, as I’ve found over the years, neither.

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@Kate_McClymont The government has to repeal two law/regulations for each new one they introduce. (How you count “a law” remains a mystery.)

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@CptHollingworth Also, I’m not sure it makes a lot of sense.

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CptHollingworth Well that was fast. twitter.com/theamwu/status…

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@dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @GuardianAus And there’s more videos to come! This is excellent news.

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qntm A group of hedgehogs is called an array, which means that everything in an array is a hedgehog, I don’t make the ru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG

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Have you watched this yet, @SnarkyPlatypus? You need to watch all of it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Trixie_Boo The Minister for Silly Dorks

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Fuckin’ idiots.

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Next they’ll position string as a modern replacement for sticky tape.

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I think you’ll find that banana leaves have been used for packaging since well before the onset of the plastic bag. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

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profjmcadam The Australian Mission to the United Nations in New York is offering seven paid internships to work on the UN Gener..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wa

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GreenJ And already the recruitment of crack semioticians to the Morrison team is showing dividends ..twitter.com/Fi_Willan/stat…RM

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I definitely need a bit of a lie-down after that.

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@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus I’m assuming that @BuzzFeedOz or @junkee or somebody is already on the case.

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@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen @SnarkyPlatypus Absolutely. I’m assuming the dancing was by the owner himself.

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@GreenJ @dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Will you be buying the house? It’s very* classy.

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It’s true, this is THE FUTURE OF REAL ESTATE ADVERTISING. Also, Padstow. Also, FFS.

Attn: @dobes @rohan_p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iG

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@purserj Bugger. Well, I hope it all turns up to 11 for you! May good fortune etc.

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@purserj Oh, it’s also called a Spinal Tap!

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@purserj So, um, that sounds better than an unguided one?

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@paulkidd @BundyB Of course that would be the ideal, but sometimes one must make do.

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SCOTT MORRISON EXAMINING CARROTS WILL THE EXCITEMENT NEVER END. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@MatthewBevan I’m enjoying Google Translate’s version: “If Internet users greet the cliché, others shout at the swi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cy

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MatthewBevan An article written about how obsessed everyone has become about finding out if this photo is real bfmtv.com/societe/incend…

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TheOnion To see more unmatched reporting, visit theonion.com. pic.twitter.com/DDYAC2EKqW

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joshgnosis Hmmm what’s this guy most remembered for? Can’t put my finger on it. pic.twitter.com/rFy5j6dl7A

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@jonoabroad @BundyB Jono maybe you need a bit of a lie-down.

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@JustJimWillDo I dunno. I’ve never eaten a lizard. I’ve eaten bits of a snake, if I remember right.

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jonoabroad Brexit related or not? twitter.com/motomatters/st…

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LLW902 Lockheed Martin tactical missile systems as mid-90s pop stars: a thread

[》] ꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ pic.twitter.com/yRpH88JKW2

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glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus No wonder I can’t get an editor to buy my “what the Notre Dame Fire means for Labor’s Electric Vehi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zo

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@_midofo_ True. I tweeted that before I’d seen the map.

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@DDsD Oh fair point. Mine could probably use a bit of work, given the carpet bombing I gave it over a few months la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HR

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I am a patient and I am so not asking this. twitter.com/liammannix/sta…

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@phil_sec_mel @AusElectoralCom Yes, this is the real app functionality that Australia needs.

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I see that Twitter has arranged for the hashtag to be accompanied automatically by a Democracy Sausage.

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AusElectoralCom The AEC federal election app is available on both Apple and Android devices. Use it to check your enrolment and mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3s

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ElaineEDO The High Court upholds laws banning property developer donations to political parties abc.net.au/news/2019-04-1… via @abcnews

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Wed plan, confirmed: 0910 radio spot (done); many, many loose-end and organisational tasks (after breakfast); plann..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ga

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@Viss Great new game title. Donkey Crime.

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@roseannebyrne @MarkSwivel I might post my recording of the radio interview later, because I covered a lot of this. :)

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@roseannebyrne @MarkSwivel My guess is they’re trying all sorts of environments. The very first trial was near Chri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QR

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christapeterso inappropriately upset by this horrible chart with 2 axes for the same variable twitter.com/mooshakins/sta…

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@roseannebyrne @MarkSwivel I was surprised but not surprised they’re running this navigation trial over the Kimberley.

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@roseannebyrne @MarkSwivel It’s been chugging along as an experiment. But now it’s “real”, and a deal with Telekom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q2

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@BenjiAlpha @GreenJ @BernardZuel Definitely. Quality instruments, trusted brands on both sides, couldn’t go wrong.

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@BenjiAlpha @GreenJ @BernardZuel To be clear, the amount of influence I’d have at Fender HQ is 0.00005.

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@BenjiAlpha @GreenJ @BernardZuel Indeed. So far there’s only toy Peppa Pig guitars for young kids. I’ll suggest it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie

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@BernardZuel @GreenJ Most are sold to young males who graunch them up and use them ironically, at least so I was to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu

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@roseannebyrne @MarkSwivel Google on “Project Loon”. There’s heaps, including the offical site at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NJ

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@GreenJ @BernardZuel That said, a Game of Thrones guitar range is way too cynical. Also, they’ll sell a shitload of ‘em.

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@GreenJ Fender, thru their Squier budget brand, have made the Hello Kitty Stratocaster for years. They sell them li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x9

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Loon balloon south of Broome!

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OskaArcher A single porphyrin ring. Unbelievable. twitter.com/cenmag/status/…

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Cadbury is not longer making the Easter Bilby! This is an outrage.

Source: ABC Kimberley.

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@MarkSwivel You’re not the only one. But right now you’ll have to move to Kenya. bbc.com/news/technolog…

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joshgnosis Directly in my veins please pic.twitter.com/RXt3N9nzje

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@MarkSwivel They inflate further when they’re at higher altitude because physics. pic.twitter.com/EJyeHGExCY

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@MarkSwivel High-altitude balloons carrying 4G cells to bring the internet to remote regions. Right up your alley,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1K

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@rohan_p @dobes There’s so much excellent* cathedral-oriented content right now.

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I’m talking about Project Loon on ABC Kimberley at 0710 AWST / 0910 AEST, because apparently the locals have spotte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qk

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matthew_d_green My wife just proposed having your dead relatives as optional Alexa voices. Please help us settle a bet.

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@jpwarren @AusAmbCyber @TFeakin At least he hasn’t gone with a full Madeleine Albright brooch approach.

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@jpwarren Oh absolutely. Diplomatically, Australia is quite assertive about the cybers. I mean just LOOK at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z6

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@alexkidman I had him on a stick and waved him provocatively.

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I have just deleted a tweet because I confused Bob Katter with Clive Palmer. Yes, exactly.

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Today is Day 7 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 31. Enjoy.

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@Anthony_Caruana Hah! The replies to that tweet are also… amusing.

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Pffft! What would the Germans know about engineering? twitter.com/JennyForster7/…

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“Airbus has used WA’s remote far north as a base for its high-altitude Zephyr drone since last December.”

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“United Kingdom Ministry of Defence linked to mysterious outback aviation incident” (12 Apr) abc.net.au/news/2019-04-1…

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hamishNews 🚨🚨@theprojecttv EXCLUSIVE:

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alexkidman It’s the old “a tool for its purpose” problem, and honestly I thought we got over the “OMG phones have cameras in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks

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alexkidman And here’s the thing. 50x zoom works, but without a tripod you’re in serious wobble-vision land. Hard enough to tak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z8

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alexkidman Once again (because it was a couple of hours ago); that ABC piece on the P30 Pro and privacy concerns?

Yeah, 50x z..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rx

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@jetztgibtshaue Ah yes, all that was sorted out last night. It’s real. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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@jpwarren I think <bronwyn /> needs to be a proper XHTML tag, shifting any text content further to the right.

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@jpwarren I am curious about the difference between “underscoring” and “underlining”.

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@jpwarren May I direct your attention to the wording of UN General Assembly Resolution 73/266, “Advancing responsib..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8

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ElizaJBarr This correction in today’s paper about Greens candidate @matthewtgreens made me smile. 🚴‍♀️ 🍃 pic.twitter.com/fRLMoYm0Pd

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@jpwarren Look just because a thing is something the Kremlin does doesn’t mean it’s automatically bad. The Kremlin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mg

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AtomicAnalyst @bradplumer @CherylRofer At Malmstrom AFB in Montana, Richardson’s ground squirrels used to set off thousands of fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vw

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bradplumer “The [APPA] estimates that last year, squirrels caused 244,137 power outages across the nation. Squirrels have been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iU

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Somehow this feels like @jpwarren content.

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I think @dobes and @rohan_p need to know about this Piers chap. twitter.com/greg_jenner/st…

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HeerJeet I’m starting to think there is something wrong with anybody named Piers. twitter.com/greg_jenner/st…

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I have been to this station! I went to the football, where I ate Eritrean and South Sudanese food, which was very y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lx

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@DDsD I think everyone will be very excited by the news.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyberspace norms game” zdnet.com/article/austra… Cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HC

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “86% of Australia’s top websites can’t detect bot attacks: Research” zdnet.com/article/86-of-…

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“FAA panel finds Boeing 737 MAX software upgrade ‘operationally suitable’” itnews.com.au/news/faa-panel…

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hikari_no_yume @Pinboard my body has transcen ded. it has evolved to metabolise malaria as glucose,. ia mf ree

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@garystark @Pinboard He’s really not looking well. Reportedly one small low-carb meal each weekday, no meals on weekends.

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Wed plan, outline draft: Slow-ish start; 0910 radio spot; many, many loose-end and organisational tasks; planning f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mr

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Pinboard I HAVEN’T EATEN FOR DAYS AND I AM REDESIGNING TWITTER blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/c… pic.twitter.com/9gQvD25h3B

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An adequate day ahead for the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/A9L6GIebB9

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Wednesday. Please avoid the damp spot on the carpet. Wednesday.

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