OK, kids, having recorded a lovely* podcast and achieved the rest of the day’s goals, I’m retiring for the evening…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y3
hamishNews ‘The $80million Question’
For a story tonight on @theprojecttv we put a series of written questions to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW
@_midofo_ Some dipshit at the Pentagon will order 5000 of these idiot things, though. I can feel it in my bones.
@kels_316 Or an A-10. Or a nuke. But yeah, not that.

If you’re a voter in NSW you know what to do. #VoteOneAsian pic.twitter.com/H2nPt7Md3g

hingers Okay, I took the new slogan to the streets with… mixed results.
#HingsCanOnlyGetBetter pic.twitter.com/1ZhmCzNofb
Well this looks a bit shit. twitter.com/Defence_blog/s…
campuscodi Doing God’s work is what this man’s doing:
“I found two identical packs of Skittles, among 468 packs with a total..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB
Yeah you reckon? twitter.com/rharris334/sta…
annie_parker I think we’ve all known this for some time twitter.com/thetweetofgod/…
@CosmicRami Glad to be of service.

@CosmicRami RUBBER SEAL. pic.twitter.com/yhiXBdpYwz
1. Comments must be “authorised”, so no naughty independent thoughts, candidates. 2. Section 44 HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…
sovietvisuals 1920s Soviet Demonstration shirt: shop.sovietvisuals.com/products/1920s…
MUSHROOM Revolution shirt:
“We are coming, we are comin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv
mrbenjaminlaw Straight culture: when people are so insistent all kids are heterosexual they’ll even cheer on incest between cousi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xO
25 minutes now. Sort yourselves out, people! twitter.com/jendudley/stat…
@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng You need to sort out your butcher’s attitude.
@NicholasFryer @sylmobile We’ll see.
@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng Can’t you just go to the butcher?
@DavidFeng That’s not democracy, that’s lunacy.
@DavidFeng Well you just don’t understand democracy.
@ashabeeeee @rohan_p @thelaughingsub Maybe I should do that.
@jaraparilla @wikileaks @abcnews Yes, Petal, would you like a biscuit?
MichaelWestBiz 6.30 tonight on @theprojecttv, @AngusTaylorMP and @Barnaby_Joyce respond to the story about record $79m water right..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51
@MatthewBevan I know you’re already listening to this, @dobes, but bump this up your queue.
Listening to the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening” podcast from @MatthewBevan “Julian Assange - Russia’s favouri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wb
@GordyPls @derridalicious No. Check out my SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia
@twcau @NewtonMark Not at all. I was fascinated.
NickyWill100 It’s an Easter Miracle 🙏🤩😍🐀 twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…
juhasaarinen Kids especially pay the price for parents’ criminal stupidity. twitter.com/cnni/status/11…
@cxi Well someone has to be.
@sylmobile @NicholasFryer Not a quokka. But seriously, it really isn’t that much bestiality.
@NicholasFryer And… the recording of “The 9pm Edict” is done! As mentioned earlier, I’ll leave the post-productio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px
@NicholasFryer OK, back to the pre-production. We’re recording at 1600 AEST but I won’t be posting the final podcast until tomorrow.
joshgnosis Sharkie’s Choice twitter.com/matttburke/sta…
NewtonMark He is definitely a member of some kind, I’ll give him that. twitter.com/latingle/statu…
@NicholasFryer I’m back, taking a small break from the podcast pre-production for various kinds of sustenance. It s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm
@NicholasFryer OK, kids, I’m turning off the Twitter so I can concentrate on the podcast pre-production. I’ll be back later.
Thu plan, redrafted and confirmed: Breakfast (eggs, eaten); podcast pre-production then 1600 podcast recording with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PU
OK, kids, I’m turning off the Twitter so I can concentrate on the podcast pre-production. I’ll be back later.
samanthamaiden Did you notice that @ScottMorrisonMP keeps suggesting that he can deliver tax cuts from July 1 regardless of whet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4g
This is an excellent photo and I’m sure @ApostrophePong would approve. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
OrinKerr When the Mueller report comes out, just remember: The people selling something will have strong and instant reactio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu
@bgosford Ta. This rabbit-hole runs very deep indeed.
@oberonsghost You’re asking me? I have no idea.
Always impressive. To get into the tunnel the vehicle’s driver has to ignore plentiful signs, the sound of a dangly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nz
Of course it is. twitter.com/LiveTrafficSyd…
“The proposed stunts, designed to attract global attention and help Senator Anning get re-elected, include performi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l5
kels_316 Steve Bannon’s incel training camp is definitely going to be marketed as the modern Templar Knights but the reality..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fc
jeamland @glengyron Kirk. The sheer force of his heterosexuality overwhelms everything. The Federation never realises what a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jD
glengyron Most of the people on USS Enterprise right now are gay, poly or bi. But in a few years they’re all hetero. What the hell happens?
Hard copies. Cute. twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…
And as I retweet this, it’s 7.15pm in DC. So less than 16 hours until the actual report drops. twitter.com/AnnTelnaes/sta…
edbott A little louder for the people in the back of the room:
“THE PRESIDENT NOT BEING A CRIMINAL IS NOT SOME GREAT ACHI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gO
vladsavov For a long time I’ve wondered what I find so alluring and strangely human about Japanese urban scenes, and then som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s
Gosh. “Shareholders approve KKR’s AU$1.6b MYOB acquisition” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/shareh…
Correct. This is not a thing that he did, lawyers say. twitter.com/weezmgk/status…
Ooooh I can hear the cogs whirring in your heads now. “Look, I want to retweet that, but can I?” Just relax. There’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR
Meanwhile, on a planet far, far away… twitter.com/theage/status/…
We need to be totally clear about this, so make sure you tell all your friends.
So to repeat, lawyers engaged by Angus Taylor say that most definitely, in the specific case described in these spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R0
Reminder: “Angus Taylor Has Threatened To Sue Journalists For Sharing A Twitter Thread” buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/ang… “Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ge

Meanwhile… pic.twitter.com/T16DxSiZf5
@CosmicRami @AstroKirsten Best place for it, I guess.

Nice day for it. pic.twitter.com/8bRlD5Gg5W
Thu plan, draft: Breakfast (very soon); podcast pre-production then 1330 podcast recording with @NicholasFryer; pod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj
They must go through so much huffing paint at Holt Street. twitter.com/bradesposito/s…
@jperlow @garystark @oberonsghost @dahowlett Aweso…. no.
Today is Day 8 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 30. Enjoy. #ausvotes
@jperlow @garystark @oberonsghost @dahowlett Does it taste like chicken?
@garystark @jperlow @oberonsghost @dahowlett Such good Jews, you two, eh? “Here are the rules for what we cannot ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV
NewtonMark Can they bring it to Canberra when the new Parliament is sworn in? twitter.com/axios/status/1…
@garystark @oberonsghost @jperlow @dahowlett And fish must have fins and scales, I see on the always-correct random web page I just found?
I have definitely not had nearly enough sleep.
@garystark @oberonsghost @jperlow @dahowlett Are crocodiles kosher?

Anyway, here is a photo of Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Finger. pic.twitter.com/02U85EJqxH
No. Next question? twitter.com/Skellor/status…
Thursday. How deep is your fjord? I really mean to learn, because we’re living in a world of fools. Thursday.
Gorn.
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Hah! I’m outta here. It’s approaching 2am my time. There’s only so much I can bear.
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark This makes no sense. NYC is one of the world’s great Jewish cities, right?
@franksting No, surely that’s tuna sushi?
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Man, matzo ball soup is just what my Chinese friends would call “short soup”, kinda…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI
Meh. Fuck the web. Fuck the internet. We’re all doomed anyway. twitter.com/iblametom/stat…
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Ah. Gotcha. I was very confused there for a moment. Though brie cheese with bacon could be a thing.
@johnb78 Hah! At least my commissioning editors are in AU. Except that one as-yet-unnamed think tank.
I should not be talking to my American friends at this hour because they’re having a morning and I’m thinking “Sure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kw
Yeah sure why not. Sigh. twitter.com/drorpoleg/stat…
@ApostrophePong You and I are so similar…
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Yeah as you know the ethnic Germans from what is now Poland are pretty big on the pleasures of the pig.
@dahowlett @jperlow @garystark Hah! On my father’s side it was a “carpenter and publican” who for some reason decid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg
@ApostrophePong OK so you keep having fun and I will keep on being envious. :P
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark That’s what I figured The rest is easy, but I thought for matzo I might have to head..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark My mother’s side of the family are all Barossadeutsch, originally from Posen/Poznan,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FU
@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark I see where this is coming from, yeah. Cool. @garystark will surely tell me where th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs
@rik_ferguson Definitely no aliens in there. Go for it.
Did you see this, @ApostrophePong? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@paulwallbank @DavidFeng Absolutely. :)
@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Exactly. :) Which is presumably why the AFP cop was there. And good on him.
@dahowlett @jperlow @garystark As an aside, there’s only 100,000 to 150,000 identifying Jews in Australia, mostly i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EC
@dahowlett @jperlow @garystark Hah! OK, so Ashkenaze tradition is something I am ignorant of. I’m originally from A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7O
@paulwallbank @DavidFeng So I assume you’ve seen the real estate agent advert of the day? youtube.com/watch?v=0Ge_xo…
@jperlow @dahowlett Commiserations. And now that I see the process in that post I can see where you’re coming from.

@jperlow @dahowlett Ah, so NOW that makes sense, thank you. But how do you add these guys to the dish? pic.twitter.com/6pveXwfChq
@jperlow @dahowlett OK, so I accept that there is no pastrami in the Blue Mountains. I confirm that it is yummy fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ln
@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga It’s interesting. I do have one front tooth that right now is mostly resin and praye..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aQ
@paulwallbank @DavidFeng True.
@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Maybe I’ll turn up on your doorstep with my teeth. ;)
@jperlow That looks disgusting. Sorry, but it does.
@gattaca Bah! You know it’s right.
@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Yeah dental tourism to BKK is a thing. I’m thinking of it myself. For the price of o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt
eabrewster ICYMI: come for the evocative synonym for “hangover,” stay for @MikeSula’s deft wielding of the term “pinguid.” twitter.com/MerriamWebster…
@gattaca Well, so don’t patch. Problem solved!
@awelder Clearly you are a communist and must be banished.
HURRAH IT IS THURSDAY.
@MrFlungabunga @ApostrophePong @AusFedPolice Indeed. I’ll just keep trolling them until they fix it. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus Read. Discover. Enjoy.
@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga This page is embarrassingly bad. thailand.embassy.gov.au/bkok/AFP.html Seriously, @AusFedPolice, this is terrible.