Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 18th, 2019

OK, kids, having recorded a lovely* podcast and achieved the rest of the day’s goals, I’m retiring for the evening…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y3

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hamishNews ‘The $80million Question’

For a story tonight on @theprojecttv we put a series of written questions to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW

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@_midofo_ Some dipshit at the Pentagon will order 5000 of these idiot things, though. I can feel it in my bones.

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@kels_316 Or an A-10. Or a nuke. But yeah, not that.

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If you’re a voter in NSW you know what to do. pic.twitter.com/H2nPt7Md3g

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hingers Okay, I took the new slogan to the streets with… mixed results.
pic.twitter.com/1ZhmCzNofb

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campuscodi Doing God’s work is what this man’s doing:

“I found two identical packs of Skittles, among 468 packs with a total..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB

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annie_parker I think we’ve all known this for some time twitter.com/thetweetofgod/…

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1. Comments must be “authorised”, so no naughty independent thoughts, candidates. 2. Section 44 HAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…

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sovietvisuals 1920s Soviet Demonstration shirt: shop.sovietvisuals.com/products/1920s…

MUSHROOM Revolution shirt:
“We are coming, we are comin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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mrbenjaminlaw Straight culture: when people are so insistent all kids are heterosexual they’ll even cheer on incest between cousi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xO

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25 minutes now. Sort yourselves out, people! twitter.com/jendudley/stat…

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@JustJimWillDo @DavidFeng You need to sort out your butcher’s attitude.

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@DavidFeng That’s not democracy, that’s lunacy.

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@DavidFeng Well you just don’t understand democracy.

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MichaelWestBiz 6.30 tonight on @theprojecttv, @AngusTaylorMP and @Barnaby_Joyce respond to the story about record $79m water right..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51

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@MatthewBevan I know you’re already listening to this, @dobes, but bump this up your queue.

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Listening to the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening” podcast from @MatthewBevan “Julian Assange - Russia’s favouri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wb

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NickyWill100 It’s an Easter Miracle 🙏🤩😍🐀 twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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juhasaarinen Kids especially pay the price for parents’ criminal stupidity. twitter.com/cnni/status/11…

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@cxi Well someone has to be.

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@sylmobile @NicholasFryer Not a quokka. But seriously, it really isn’t that much bestiality.

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@NicholasFryer And… the recording of “The 9pm Edict” is done! As mentioned earlier, I’ll leave the post-productio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px

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@NicholasFryer OK, back to the pre-production. We’re recording at 1600 AEST but I won’t be posting the final podcast until tomorrow.

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joshgnosis Sharkie’s Choice twitter.com/matttburke/sta…

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NewtonMark He is definitely a member of some kind, I’ll give him that. twitter.com/latingle/statu…

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@NicholasFryer I’m back, taking a small break from the podcast pre-production for various kinds of sustenance. It s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm

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@NicholasFryer OK, kids, I’m turning off the Twitter so I can concentrate on the podcast pre-production. I’ll be back later.

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Thu plan, redrafted and confirmed: Breakfast (eggs, eaten); podcast pre-production then 1600 podcast recording with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PU

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OK, kids, I’m turning off the Twitter so I can concentrate on the podcast pre-production. I’ll be back later.

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samanthamaiden Did you notice that ⁦@ScottMorrisonMP⁩ keeps suggesting that he can deliver tax cuts from July 1 regardless of whet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4g

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This is an excellent photo and I’m sure @ApostrophePong would approve. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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OrinKerr When the Mueller report comes out, just remember: The people selling something will have strong and instant reactio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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@bgosford Ta. This rabbit-hole runs very deep indeed.

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@oberonsghost You’re asking me? I have no idea.

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Always impressive. To get into the tunnel the vehicle’s driver has to ignore plentiful signs, the sound of a dangly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nz

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“The proposed stunts, designed to attract global attention and help Senator Anning get re-elected, include performi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l5

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kels_316 Steve Bannon’s incel training camp is definitely going to be marketed as the modern Templar Knights but the reality..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fc

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jeamland @glengyron Kirk. The sheer force of his heterosexuality overwhelms everything. The Federation never realises what a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jD

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glengyron Most of the people on USS Enterprise right now are gay, poly or bi. But in a few years they’re all hetero. What the hell happens?

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And as I retweet this, it’s 7.15pm in DC. So less than 16 hours until the actual report drops. twitter.com/AnnTelnaes/sta…

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edbott A little louder for the people in the back of the room:

“THE PRESIDENT NOT BEING A CRIMINAL IS NOT SOME GREAT ACHI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gO

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vladsavov For a long time I’ve wondered what I find so alluring and strangely human about Japanese urban scenes, and then som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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Gosh. “Shareholders approve KKR’s AU$1.6b MYOB acquisition” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/shareh…

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Correct. This is not a thing that he did, lawyers say. twitter.com/weezmgk/status…

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Ooooh I can hear the cogs whirring in your heads now. “Look, I want to retweet that, but can I?” Just relax. There’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR

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Meanwhile, on a planet far, far away… twitter.com/theage/status/…

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We need to be totally clear about this, so make sure you tell all your friends.

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So to repeat, lawyers engaged by Angus Taylor say that most definitely, in the specific case described in these spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R0

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Reminder: “Angus Taylor Has Threatened To Sue Journalists For Sharing A Twitter Thread” buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/ang… “Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ge

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Thu plan, draft: Breakfast (very soon); podcast pre-production then 1330 podcast recording with @NicholasFryer; pod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj

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They must go through so much huffing paint at Holt Street. twitter.com/bradesposito/s…

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Today is Day 8 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 30. Enjoy.

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@garystark @jperlow @oberonsghost @dahowlett Such good Jews, you two, eh? “Here are the rules for what we cannot ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV

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NewtonMark Can they bring it to Canberra when the new Parliament is sworn in? twitter.com/axios/status/1…

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@garystark @oberonsghost @jperlow @dahowlett And fish must have fins and scales, I see on the always-correct random web page I just found?

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I have definitely not had nearly enough sleep.

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Anyway, here is a photo of Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Finger. pic.twitter.com/02U85EJqxH

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Thursday. How deep is your fjord? I really mean to learn, because we’re living in a world of fools. Thursday.

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Hah! I’m outta here. It’s approaching 2am my time. There’s only so much I can bear.

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Unless South Florida is a different country, which I would accept.

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark EXPAT IS NOT A THING IF IT’S THE SAME COUNTRY.

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark This makes no sense. NYC is one of the world’s great Jewish cities, right?

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Man, matzo ball soup is just what my Chinese friends would call “short soup”, kinda…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI

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Meh. Fuck the web. Fuck the internet. We’re all doomed anyway. twitter.com/iblametom/stat…

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Ah. Gotcha. I was very confused there for a moment. Though brie cheese with bacon could be a thing.

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@johnb78 Hah! At least my commissioning editors are in AU. Except that one as-yet-unnamed think tank.

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I should not be talking to my American friends at this hour because they’re having a morning and I’m thinking “Sure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kw

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Hah! I have a Muslim acquaintance who has said much the same thing.

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark Yeah as you know the ethnic Germans from what is now Poland are pretty big on the pleasures of the pig.

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@dahowlett @jperlow @garystark Hah! On my father’s side it was a “carpenter and publican” who for some reason decid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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@ApostrophePong OK so you keep having fun and I will keep on being envious. :P

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark That’s what I figured The rest is easy, but I thought for matzo I might have to head..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark My mother’s side of the family are all Barossadeutsch, originally from Posen/Poznan,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FU

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@jperlow @dahowlett @garystark I see where this is coming from, yeah. Cool. @garystark will surely tell me where th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs

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@rik_ferguson Definitely no aliens in there. Go for it.

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@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Exactly. :) Which is presumably why the AFP cop was there. And good on him.

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@dahowlett @jperlow @garystark As an aside, there’s only 100,000 to 150,000 identifying Jews in Australia, mostly i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EC

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@dahowlett @jperlow @garystark Hah! OK, so Ashkenaze tradition is something I am ignorant of. I’m originally from A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7O

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@paulwallbank @DavidFeng So I assume you’ve seen the real estate agent advert of the day? youtube.com/watch?v=0Ge_xo…

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@jperlow @dahowlett Commiserations. And now that I see the process in that post I can see where you’re coming from.

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@jperlow @dahowlett Ah, so NOW that makes sense, thank you. But how do you add these guys to the dish? pic.twitter.com/6pveXwfChq

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@jperlow @dahowlett OK, so I accept that there is no pastrami in the Blue Mountains. I confirm that it is yummy fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ln

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@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga It’s interesting. I do have one front tooth that right now is mostly resin and praye..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aQ

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@jperlow @dahowlett There’s nothing wrong with pastrami, but what the fuck have you done with it?

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@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Maybe I’ll turn up on your doorstep with my teeth. ;)

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@jperlow That looks disgusting. Sorry, but it does.

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@ApostrophePong @MrFlungabunga Yeah dental tourism to BKK is a thing. I’m thinking of it myself. For the price of o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt

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eabrewster ICYMI: come for the evocative synonym for “hangover,” stay for @MikeSula’s deft wielding of the term “pinguid.” twitter.com/MerriamWebster…

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@gattaca Well, so don’t patch. Problem solved!

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@awelder Clearly you are a communist and must be banished.

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HURRAH IT IS THURSDAY.

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@MrFlungabunga @ApostrophePong @AusFedPolice Indeed. I’ll just keep trolling them until they fix it. :)

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