Still thinking about the cost merry-go-round.
ssharwood Now that Disney owns Fox, is Lisa Simpson a Disney Princess???
colestia3 I now have a Karl Marx model ready for animation - the possibilities are endless pic.twitter.com/SM3dAwAGdJ
@jodiem Thank you. And thank you. :) I’d love to do it weekly but that’s not possible yet.
@PollHereford Good thing I don’t have one.
@PollHereford What about it?
stilgherrian Come for the bestiality, stay for the Easter Bunny. Or something. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
GordyPls Sometimes I play an RPG and it gives me a hard quest and an easy quest so I just do the easy one. pic.twitter.com/63XYDS5YJY
Earth. twitter.com/I_Find_Planets…
jonoabroad I’m pretty sure it is legal to vote for the greens. twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
@mwyres I’m not blocked. Meh. Weirdness. I’ve deleted mine.
@trentyarwood @twiddlekins No, he’s right. I should’ve remembered that from my high school chemistry.
I see the Grauniad’s sex advice column is branching out. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
I’m… I’m in awe. twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…
ChuckTingle you belong
@twiddlekins @trentyarwood I’ll go a full cup, that should help me ever faster.
@Tim_Beshara Those things are bastards.
I mean, it’s exactly what Laurie would have said. Spooky.
Ah, yes, this cuts right to the heart of what makes a great national leadership team. Australia is well served by s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0a
To be fair, while some of this thread is true, it must be said that there are several startup entrepreneurs who are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tI
@BenMS @trentyarwood Can’t argue with that.
@trentyarwood I have definitely not been drinking industrial bleach, and look I got a really bad cold recently, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8t
BrentO “Can you tell me a little about this hole in your resume here?”
“I went to prison.”
“Wait - for what?”
“Not real..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xh
@markhumphries This is brilliant! Also, I’d not heard of this show before, thank you. Also, the Captain GetUp spot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yf
@TrishHepworth Well there’s a challenge for tomorrow!
“A group calling itself Genesis II Church of Health and Healing plans … to promote a ‘miracle cure’ that claims t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB
@TrishHepworth @paulwiggins That would be this one? twitter.com/TrishHepworth/…
PoppyStarkie Overheard an extremely irate small girl say to her companion “Henry it ISN’T an Easter egg hunt at all, it’s just a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap
@michaelneale The Moon needs to be taught a lesson.
@TrishHepworth Never too old. :P
@TrishHepworth I’m glad TweetDeck retains the text for editing of the tweet fails for some reason.
@TrishHepworth I just replaced “institutional” with “structural” re racism. :)
Exactly. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…
@TrishHepworth I’ll admit I am now getting out of my depth, but I find the paternalism of these programs somewhat offensive.
@TrishHepworth Which is a core part of the structural racism. How dare poor people, overwhelmingly Aboriginal, afford to buy a drink!
One of my favourite “some scientists suggest” is Project A119, aka A Study of Lunar Research Flights, “a top-secret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mP
“Some scientists suggest” covers a lot of dodgy territory. ;) twitter.com/irisherself/st…
Well there you go. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…
In the news yesterday: “NT Police did not have power to breath-test woman in her home, judge finds”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MT
And just think, all it needed was more institutional racism in the NT, plus some “specially trained auxiliary polic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C9
reddishraven This meme has reached its niche zenith twitter.com/ohcauseshesdea…
jason_a_w Obviously I am a terrible base person but for me this, on toilet bowls, is Zizek’s most memorable passage (thanks t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bk
@NickyWill100 @lants @juhasaarinen Arf! Arf! Arf!
How many interesting species this would kill off? A quick Google reveals various pond fish eat the larvae, includin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wN
@juhasaarinen @NickyWill100 @lants Isn’t it lovely!
snurbbotinfo My immediate suspicion is I’m not Scott Morrison.
Come for the bestiality, stay for the Easter Bunny. Or something. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@JackGJessen @ABC Maybe not that one.
@voltagex Poor Gemma is trying to tell us something vital and all this so-called “scientist” can do is mock her. He’s clearly one of Them.
patstokes “Sure this ghost train is scary. But you know what else is scary? Dividend impu
@matthew_d_green @R_Chirgwin And her emails (though with diagrams explaining what emails were).
@aDB @WomenComedy Um…
@erstkate @oberonsghost What have you got against Trumpmunchers?
mondomascots Yukimaru the drone dog flies over Oji town in Nara, Japan, where he’s the mascot. pic.twitter.com/9I9IE5AneG
@jpwarren And it’s 100% true.
matthew_d_green The year is 2045. Every cryptographer in America has their own blockchain project. TLS hasn’t been updated in 22 years.
nytgraphics We scrubbed through the Mueller report and found at least 30 new instances where Trump and his associates had conta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E6
BeffernieBlack Hate it when you forget to swap accounts before telling yourself you have a good point. pic.twitter.com/XFuoVmchho
@PollHereford Hah! Also, ewww.
robmanuel Finally science can clone her from DNA and build theme park with a real live Brontësaurus
theguardian.com/books/2019/apr…
Meanwhile… twitter.com/MirrorTech/sta…
@nnwakelam Exactly. pic.twitter.com/p053G80KxW
@nnwakelam Poor little tofu. At least we no longer hunt them for their fur.
This thread contains many thoughts that I agree with. And some that I don’t. twitter.com/samantha_marto…
jonoabroad A current affair pic.twitter.com/AzkPZUFT2d
I choose to not think about this. twitter.com/DoubleJRadio/s…
jonkudelka If I was designing a manual override for a blast door on a starship, I would consider putting one on either side of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji
@irisherself Ramenistan is good.
@stufromoz @irisherself Not too obvious?
@irisherself But where?
@edbott Many thanks. :)
Cruel but fair. Also that tweet got through my mute filters somehow. Must adjust. twitter.com/edbott/status/…
@garystark Column A, Column B.
@garystark Take one of each, just to make sure.
dazyndara OMFG i am at this training workshop all day and i am having such a hard time keeping a straight face. pic.twitter.com/hWFfQsfCCh
@oberonsghost Thank you. However I don’t think either @NicholasFryer nor I can explain anything about Captain GetUp.
@cjjosh @PreetBharara Yep, I learn so much, and I appreciate the dry humour.
@PreetBharara Listening to the latest @lawfarepodcast, “Special Edition: What to Make of the Mueller Report” pca.st/lD96
@scott_thewspot That too.
@ApostrophePong Oh wow, OK, I surrender. @oberonsghost and @SnarkyPlatypus also need to see this Pig-Based Excellence.
@DDsD Heh. I wasn’t totally joking. That was bitter experience talking.
Want some breakfast, @ApostrophePong? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@SatPaper Wow. So Mike Seccombe is Captain GetUp! twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…
@DDsD It’s DNS. It’s always DNS.
Roonoodle. pic.twitter.com/A0uDkKd8BM
Listening to the latest “Stay Tuned” with @PreetBharara, “The Mueller Report (with Anne Milgram)” pca.st/G9hM
@jonoabroad I’ll trust your expert judgement here.
@jonoabroad Calm yourself, Kiwi. Here, have a sheep. pic.twitter.com/XyLD7PSlft
OMFG! Captain GetUp has taken over @SatPaper! thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/o78fMZ5b0Q
@jonoabroad It’s a joke, Joyce.
“News: Craig Wright suing more people, exchanges respond by delisting BSV, and Arwen launches”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WM
Sat plan, draft: Nothing, really. That may mean I’ll shitpost all day. That may mean I’ll go back to bed for 30 hours. Who can say?
@JasonNg88 Excellent! I’ve only seen one Gang-Gang here at @bunjaree before, this little chap in 2012. pic.twitter.com/Ib08CImdCb
@smartbrain Oh we’re having more than enough fun here in AU. There’s a whole emerging corruption* thing that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0n
It’s going to be a lovely autumn day in the Blue Mountains. All the imported trees are doing the leaves thing, if y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cv
“Only” FOUR WEEKS TO GO. #ausvotes
Today is Day 10 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 28. Enjoy. #ausvotes
@ProfAnkersen That’s all very terrible. :)
thegrugq How to fail at spying: you install a covert spy camera in an embassy. But it’s your own embassy, where you’re a mil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b6
@EmperorNorton This reminds me, kinda, of one of my favourite B Kliban cartoons. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
rhysam Nothing further M’Lud. pic.twitter.com/jBGSkhARn2
To be clear, I’m not making a meta joke. The oak tree story really isn’t true. twitter.com/kayaburgess/st…
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Arch Window of the Death of Democracy” stilgherrian.com/edict/00084/ Contains bonus @NicholasFryer…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A
This is the reality. twitter.com/generalboles/s…
This is a cute story but not actually true. twitter.com/kayaburgess/st… twitter.com/incunabula/sta…
Saturday. The curved metal one is best. Saturday.