Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 21st, 2019

I seem to recall that Rudy Giuliani hasn’t always been the best judge of these things. twitter.com/kaitlancollins…

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@_darrensmith I always aim under to allow for the MC to waffle, or starting late. Sometimes I have a spare bit to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wj

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johnb78 This is the most amazing infographic in recorded history
m.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20… pic.twitter.com/rXVMADAtwG

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@_darrensmith For a presentation plan 120 words per minute. 150 if you’re a fast speaker or confidently read your script.

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@GordyPls You’re looking at the wrong inspirational image. Try this one. twitter.com/pixelatedboat/…

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benvwilkie much to the shock and disgust of onlookers pic.twitter.com/S43rH13ORB

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@corduroy I am definitely not judging you for that.

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@corduroy It’s not snobbery. It just wasn’t funny.

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pixelatedboat What’s your excuse? pic.twitter.com/BXW5ThUYLf

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@corduroy What? Something good came out of that… that program?

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craigreucassel Seriously, if you are a political advancer you should realise that your politician will get 300% more credit if the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4n

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@swearyanthony I don’t know whether broadcast radio spots or public speaking count as proper podcasts, but here we are.

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@joannejacobs Thank you. It’s one of my special seasonal efforts.

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@kcarruthers @joannejacobs @AntonyGreenABC This is more an @AntonyGreenABC question. I just used to live around the corner from him.

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jeamland Look if Barnaby had put those water rights on the blockchain then all of this would have been fine.

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@NicholasFryer There’s probably not too much bestiality. Just the right amount for a long weekend. But you be the judge.

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@NicholasFryer As I may have mentioned before, it contains a bit of bestiality, as well as a heartwarming Easter st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5S

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Oh yes, @NicholasFryer and I made a podcast the other day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 464: Bunny and Banksia, with cybers” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 15–21 April. Includtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…1TXt

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sovietvisuals “Who went to the church on Easter day ?” Soviet school boy writes the names of his religious classmates on a shame..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…py

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Hahahaha you’ll want to go back, trust me. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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@MrShlee Why on earth would you be passionate about a football team? A brand of car? [Shrugs] Humans, eh?

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Imagine that, supporters of political parties getting passionate during an election campaign. I’m shocked. Are you shocked?

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rstevens Here’s the pitch: Heathers vs. Predator pic.twitter.com/n0t6xzCwRE

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @kels_316 Very rtmi. Inevitable, really, given the rise of narcosubs.

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@FlyOpineMonkey @mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin Punch puppies? That’s uncomfortable. You kick them.

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@CptHollingworth Here we go! “Foxy diva Jennifer Lopez wasn’t baking my quiche.” clagnut.com/blog/2380/

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brettroberts I see what you did there… pic.twitter.com/0BVXOnv0TA

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Or, for that matter, “Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz.” Or for @CptHollingworth, “Both fickle dwarves jinx my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3t

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 464: Bunny and Banksia, with cybers” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 15–21 April. Includtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…1TXt

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sigfpe Created my own cryptocurrency. Issued a trillion coins to myself. Sold one to myself for $1. And now I’m the richest person in the planet.

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@SdeWeger @bunjaree The B. spinulosa I can see from where I’m sitting, not the one in the photo, is 5m tall with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj

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@SdeWeger @bunjaree Actually I retract that. Looking at it from a different angle I can see plenty of gaps. And plenty of flowers.

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@SdeWeger @bunjaree Do you prune yours? The ones here grow wild and seem much bushier.

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Hah! One of my old photos was used to illustrate “Julian Assange erhält nach Verhaftung Bitcoin Spenden” at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ix

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This species of Banksia is going berserk at @bunjaree right now. I have no idea which of the eleventy thousand spec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mz

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patstokes “Whenever one thinks about all those people one stabbed, it fills one with the most ghastly terror that one will do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TL

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@CaseyBriggs @hamishNews @theprojecttv And let’s not start on the “gag order” twattery, shall we? :)

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@CaseyBriggs @hamishNews @theprojecttv That too. :) I was going to add that most newsrooms are pretty empty at 7pm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg

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@hamishNews @theprojecttv Then there was that fuckwit having a go at @GuardianAus for not covering the story at all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BJ

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@hamishNews @theprojecttv Congrats to TEN on this one. I also saw a tweet from someone at the ABC saying they’d bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…42

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I am so annoyed this tweet got so much attention. @hamishNews @theprojecttv broke the story Thursday night before G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S9

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I’ve just discovered one of my photos in “19 Pictures Of Possums That Are Strangely Relatable”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X6

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@alixstone And yes, it is an excellent* bunny hat.

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jxeeno newscorp cms strikes again! no wonder SA commuters are fuming - they’re being forced to interchange in Melbourne pic.twitter.com/iIP8lyhmbq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett The first time I wore this out I got a photo with @mscott and then Tim Blair blogged about it.

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@mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin I suppose the one good thing about a Jaguar is that the paintwork never fades because it s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…01

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@DrRhysPockett I’m celebrating with them. Or something.

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Ratio of maintenance time to on-road time would be about 10:1, @R_Chirgwin. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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mairwatching I actually didn’t turn 14 until October. twitter.com/NicolasPapagna…

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@sylmobile With or without mentioning asylum seekers?

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Is it really all that classy to mock people of faith on their holy days?

(Please disregard the rabbit hat.)

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@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel Also, that’d be a great band name: The Poodle Inevitability.

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@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel That said, there’s so much room there you could get several poodle puppies.

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@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel This is all taking way too long. JUST GET THE GODDAM POODLE, PHIL.

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@phil_sec_mel @CptHollingworth @expectproblems @dobes I makes skydiving without a dog strapped to your chest look soft.

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @dobes I hope so, because they really do encounter some difficulties.

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HeerJeet Like I keep saying, a malevolent Chauncey Gardner. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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So today I learned that US Navy SEALs have parachuting dogs. Note the oxygen masks for HALO work.

Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL

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See, folks? I’m a “seriously class act”. twitter.com/Georgie_Burg_4…

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glengyron I’ve missed the Peterson / Zizek battle. Which one got to mate with Greer?

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@stevejco @phil_sec_mel This is assuming you can fit the new poodle in the plane with you, yeah?

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Prefer global politics to Australian domestic? You may enjoy* this from me: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q1

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@purserj Good to hear. Well best of luck for Tuesday’s news then!

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@carolduncan @NicholasFryer It relates to something in the podcast. (At the 32m38s mark if you want to avoid the re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at

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@purserj Ah, I hadn’t realised your legs had gone awol too. How annoy. I trust the nursing crew is taking good care of you?

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REMINDER: The latest episode of “The 9pm Edict” contains a heartwarming Easter tale. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OzProtectionist .@TheCalebBond on youth voting trends “the problem is that young people gravitate towards the Greens and Labor beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xf

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_youhadonejob1 I’m not sure that’s correct. pic.twitter.com/ONJqKI5vOQ

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@Georgie_Burg_45 @phil_sec_mel I’ll move one step ahead and ponder whether the poodle will be black or white.

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@SquigglyRick There is still time to save yourself.

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Georgie_Burg_45 @stilgherrian @stevejco @phil_sec_mel Damn straight. Please feel free to heckle him at will until he’s a withering shell.😎

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Georgie_Burg_45 @stilgherrian @phil_sec_mel I don’t think my husband understands who he’s married to. There’s going to be a pointy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d2

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@SnarkyPlatypus He also gets to claim back £115,000 in costs per annum from the British government, which is pretty..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oa

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This tweet is an expression of sheer raw power.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, though I don’t know if he still gets to pull USD 616,000 per appearance like he did in 2012…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IC

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Sun plan, draft: Another lazy day at home, apart from doing the laundry and the Weekly Wrap. I’d considered a walk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx

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@phil_sec_mel No there are 27 days to go and you will enjoy every one of them.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I recommend people organise their holidays at other times, and if their work operates on weekends t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bV

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@SnarkyPlatypus At least there’s no showers today, otherwise a weekend motorcyclist would skid while dodging an idi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bondi on any summer weekend? But yes, the Great Western Highway is a mess, more so tomorrow night,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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Don’t drive here, though. The traffic will be fucked.

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Yet another lovely autumn day in the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/25s0LFgvja

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@dahowlett @manaz_d For a while, a few years back, I was taking photos for a series to be titled “Arsecracks of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gy

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Today is Day 11 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 27. Enjoy.

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dahowlett Sights you don’t want to miss while visiting Leeds. pic.twitter.com/woBxeOXFAb

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Sunday. Beware of sudden movements. You may hurt yourself. Sunday.

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