I seem to recall that Rudy Giuliani hasn’t always been the best judge of these things. https://t.co/02dO6zefqR
@_darrensmith I always aim under to allow for the MC to waffle, or starting late. Sometimes I have a spare bit to… https://t.co/UzYcJm49Wj
RT @johnb78: This is the most amazing infographic in recorded history
https://t.co/fgzloobpMz https://t.co/rXVMADAtwG
@_darrensmith Or just grab 500 words and a clock. :)
@_darrensmith For a presentation plan 120 words per minute. 150 if you’re a fast speaker or confidently read your script.
Oh look who’s back in range. https://t.co/5tohW1FItU
@GordyPls It certainly inspired me.
@GordyPls You’re looking at the wrong inspirational image. Try this one. https://t.co/lrGIEEgCm8
@domknight There’s this, apparently. https://t.co/vbUTaf2No4
benvwilkie much to the shock and disgust of onlookers pic.twitter.com/S43rH13ORB
@jon_lawrence @dobes @kels_316 @k_morrissey @derridalicious @CUhlmann I think I’ve explained myself adequately.
@jon_lawrence @dobes @kels_316 @k_morrissey @derridalicious @CUhlmann Well it’s not insignificant. Who could ever s… https://t.co/pk9lfUfbzl
@corduroy I am definitely not judging you for that.
@corduroy It’s not snobbery. It just wasn’t funny.
RT @pixelatedboat: What’s your excuse? https://t.co/BXW5ThUYLf
@corduroy What? Something good came out of that… that program?
@annie_parker @joannejacobs @kcarruthers @AntonyGreenABC This will not end well.
RT @craigreucassel: Seriously, if you are a political advancer you should realise that your politician will get 300% more credit if they li…
@swearyanthony I don’t know whether broadcast radio spots or public speaking count as proper podcasts, but here we are.
@kcarruthers @joannejacobs See earlier. :) https://t.co/ahr8Iz4tJK
@swearyanthony [Gargle] https://t.co/sao28CwS6s
@joannejacobs Thank you. It’s one of my special seasonal efforts.
@swearyanthony [Cough] https://t.co/uZUj1jhYRP
@dobes @kels_316 @k_morrissey @derridalicious @CUhlmann I could do a podcast like that.
@kcarruthers @joannejacobs @AntonyGreenABC This is more an @AntonyGreenABC question. I just used to live around the corner from him.
@jennylmackinnon @NicholasFryer Thank you. It is a good hat.
“Smug wankpuffin.pic.twitter.com/dFCXFYVZoEVZoE
RT @jeamland: Look if Barnaby had put those water rights on the blockchain then all of this would have been fine.
@NicholasFryer There’s probably not too much bestiality. Just the right amount for a long weekend. But you be the judge.
@NicholasFryer As I may have mentioned before, it contains a bit of bestiality, as well as a heartwarming Easter st… https://t.co/ctby9CCv5S
Oh yes, @NicholasFryer and I made a podcast the other day. https://t.co/pa43mghPWx
These are excellent goats. https://t.co/TWqrE4tdog
RT @stilgherrian: NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 464: Bunny and Banksia, with cybers†https://t.co/MVvPbSbk3r Covers 15—21 April. Includes lin…
RT @sovietvisuals: “Who went to the church on Easter day ?” Soviet school boy writes the names of his religious classmates on a shame board…
Hahahaha you’ll want to go back, trust me. https://t.co/YtNJU0Kn1h
@franksting @NewtonMark @moylecroft [Cough] https://t.co/cHLLTXNRW3
@MrShlee Why on earth would you be passionate about a football team? A brand of car? [Shrugs] Humans, eh?
@NewtonMark @franksting @moylecroft Exactly. https://t.co/qbTnICkzE8
Imagine that, supporters of political parties getting passionate during an election campaign. I’m shocked. Are you shocked?
@franksting @NewtonMark @moylecroft The whine, you mean.
RT @rstevens: Here’s the pitch: Heathers vs. Predator https://t.co/n0t6xzCwRE
@mattjhatton @FlyOpineMonkey @R_Chirgwin That’s cats.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @kels_316 Very rtmi. Inevitable, really, given the rise of narcosubs.
@FlyOpineMonkey @mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin Punch puppies? That’s uncomfortable. You kick them.
@R_Chirgwin That’s a no at this stage.
@ch150ch @hamishNews @theprojecttv @GuardianAus @murpharoo @lenoretaylor Indeed. The audience is always terrible.
@CptHollingworth Here we go! “Foxy diva Jennifer Lopez wasn’t baking my quichclagnut.com/blog/2380/q5oiHA
brettroberts I see what you did there… pic.twitter.com/0BVXOnv0TA
Or, for that matter, “Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz.†Or for @CptHollingworth, “Both fickle dwarves jinx my… https://t.co/tulR5XYd3t
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard. https://t.co/K6m9j9QWpG
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 464: Bunny and Banksia, with cybers†https://t.co/MVvPbSbk3r Covers 15—21 April. Includ… https://t.co/KSRP7f1TXt
RT @sigfpe: Created my own cryptocurrency. Issued a trillion coins to myself. Sold one to myself for $1. And now I’m the richest person in…
@SdeWeger @bunjaree The B. spinulosa I can see from where I’m sitting, not the one in the photo, is 5m tall with a… https://t.co/K7Biy7fFNj
@SdeWeger @bunjaree Actually I retract that. Looking at it from a different angle I can see plenty of gaps. And plenty of flowers.
Hah! One of my old photos was used to illustrate “Julian Assange erhält nach Verhaftung Bitcoin Spenden†at… https://t.co/P8UoHOfsIx
@garthk They’re labelled. :)
This species of Banksia is going berserk at @bunjaree right now. I have no idea which of the eleventy thousand spec… https://t.co/1FNXaNyOmz
RT @patstokes: “Whenever one thinks about all those people one stabbed, it fills one with the most ghastly terror that one will do it again…
@CaseyBriggs @hamishNews @theprojecttv And let’s not start on the “gag order†twattery, shall we? :)
@CaseyBriggs @hamishNews @theprojecttv That too. :) I was going to add that most newsrooms are pretty empty at 7pm… https://t.co/iAMcFZ2EPg
@hamishNews @theprojecttv @GuardianAus @murpharoo @lenoretaylor Right. Got that off my chest.
@hamishNews @theprojecttv @GuardianAus @murpharoo @lenoretaylor Dear Fuckwits, just because YOU didn’t see a story… https://t.co/5UZ7HJikq4
@hamishNews @theprojecttv Then there was that fuckwit having a go at @GuardianAus for not covering the story at all… https://t.co/sh3GzfwPBJ
@hamishNews @theprojecttv Congrats to TEN on this one. I also saw a tweet from someone at the ABC saying they’d bee… https://t.co/VSid36kY42
I am so annoyed this tweet got so much attention. @hamishNews @theprojecttv broke the story Thursday night before G… https://t.co/CWkAnEt3S9
Sun plan, update. Everything is going to plan. https://t.co/NU7E3CT1rK
@liquidparanoia @R_Chirgwin Apparently so. Never understood it myself.
I’ve just discovered one of my photos in “19 Pictures Of Possums That Are Strangely Relatableâ€â€¦ https://t.co/FqiRfsQoX6
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @mscott @MarcFennell Exactly.
@alixstone And yes, it is an excellent* bunny hat.
@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @mscott This is not the photo. This is one from @MarcFennell’s #DownloadThisShow. Bu… https://t.co/N7NDMZIKyT
jxeeno newscorp cms strikes again! no wonder SA commuters are fuming - they’re being forced to interchange in Melbourne pic.twitter.com/iIP8lyhmbq
@SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett The first time I wore this out I got a photo with @mscott and then Tim Blair blogged about it.
@mattjhatton @R_Chirgwin I suppose the one good thing about a Jaguar is that the paintwork never fades because it s… https://t.co/h5sqNFuB01
@DrRhysPockett I’m celebrating with them. Or something.
Ratio of maintenance time to on-road time would be about 10:1, @R_Chirgwin. https://t.co/hzgIAHplCJ
RT @mairwatching: I actually didn’t turn 14 until October. https://t.co/VgQEPQn8Ze
@jonoabroad Drink.
@sylmobile With or without mentioning asylum seekers?
Is it really all that classy to mock people of faith on their holy days?
(Please disregard the rabbit hat.)
@phil_sec_mel @Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold Nevertheless, here we are.
@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel “Lie back and think of Democracy.â€
@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel Also, that’d be a great band name: The Poodle Inevitability.
@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel That said, there’s so much room there you could get several poodle puppies.
@Georgie_Burg_45 @spokenfold @phil_sec_mel This is all taking way too long. JUST GET THE GODDAM POODLE, PHIL.
@CptHollingworth @phil_sec_mel @expectproblems @dobes Would they be much use in combat?
@phil_sec_mel @CptHollingworth @expectproblems @dobes I’m assuming you work up to it in easy stages.
@phil_sec_mel @CptHollingworth @expectproblems @dobes I makes skydiving without a dog strapped to your chest look soft.
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @dobes I hope so, because they really do encounter some difficulties.
RT @HeerJeet: Like I keep saying, a malevolent Chauncey Gardner. https://t.co/BD9bbIIg7f
So today I learned that US Navy SEALs have parachuting dogs. Note the oxygen masks for HALO work.
Attn:… https://t.co/aDW2g1McCL
See, folks? I’m a “seriously class actâ€. https://t.co/LJn7WKdRZP
@phil_sec_mel @stevejco A helicopter might be called for, actually. pic.twitter.com/SQ2mpyIsDx
RT @glengyron: I’ve missed the Peterson / Zizek battle. Which one got to mate with Greer?
This one is especially for @dobes and @rohan_p. https://t.co/MMVqqggVIB
This is a very special thread. https://t.co/DKvZUoPIQT
@stevejco @phil_sec_mel This is assuming you can fit the new poodle in the plane with you, yeah?
Prefer global politics to Australian domestic? You may enjoy* this from me: “Australia to keep playing the UN cyber… https://t.co/qeTCdk50q1
@purserj Good to hear. Well best of luck for Tuesday’s news then!
@carolduncan @NicholasFryer It relates to something in the podcast. (At the 32m38s mark if you want to avoid the re… https://t.co/LmSnkZGbat
@purserj Ah, I hadn’t realised your legs had gone awol too. How annoy. I trust the nursing crew is taking good care of you?
REMINDER: The latest episode of “The 9pm Edict†contains a heartwarming Easter tale. https://t.co/pa43mghPWx
Attn: @NicholasFryer. https://t.co/cPylR7MIbV
RT @OzProtectionist: .@TheCalebBond on youth voting trends “the problem is that young people gravitate towards the Greens and Labor because…
@purserj This sounds… good?
@grum Sure, you have plenty of options. https://t.co/iKW9WqmGsj
RT @_youhadonejob1: I’m not sure that’s correct. https://t.co/ONJqKI5vOQ
@Georgie_Burg_45 @phil_sec_mel I’ll move one step ahead and ponder whether the poodle will be black or white.
@SquigglyRick There is still time to save yourself.
@Georgie_Burg_45 @phil_sec_mel One man’s final refuge from the Poodlegeddon. https://t.co/EkKwgUxcq2
@SnarkyPlatypus Here’s Tony Blair’s speaker bio. https://t.co/UTGY3fZk9G
RT @Georgie_Burg_45: @stilgherrian @stevejco @phil_sec_mel Damn straight. Please feel free to heckle him at will until he’s a withering she…
RT @Georgie_Burg_45: @stilgherrian @phil_sec_mel I don’t think my husband understands who he’s married to. There’s going to be a pointy rec…
@SnarkyPlatypus He also gets to claim back £115,000 in costs per annum from the British government, which is pretty… https://t.co/E45muGTJoa
This tweet is an expression of sheer raw power.
@Georgie_Burg_45
@phil_sec_mel https://t.co/kk4CV7Kz79
@stevejco @Georgie_Burg_45 @phil_sec_mel A standard poodle is no idle threat.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, though I don’t know if he still gets to pull USD 616,000 per appearance like he did in 2012.… https://t.co/chTR81sTIC
Sun plan, draft: Another lazy day at home, apart from doing the laundry and the Weekly Wrap. I’d considered a walk… https://t.co/R4TCiCYZFx
@phil_sec_mel No there are 27 days to go and you will enjoy every one of them.
@SnarkyPlatypus I recommend people organise their holidays at other times, and if their work operates on weekends t… https://t.co/9TM034K4bV
@SnarkyPlatypus At least there’s no showers today, otherwise a weekend motorcyclist would skid while dodging an idi… https://t.co/7ycQ5Y9Tjz
@SnarkyPlatypus Bondi on any summer weekend? But yes, the Great Western Highway is a mess, more so tomorrow night,… https://t.co/jT9fgSFTKU
Don’t drive here, though. The traffic will be fucked.
Yet another lovely autumn day in the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/25s0LFgvja
@dahowlett @manaz_d For a while, a few years back, I was taking photos for a series to be titled “Arsecracks of the… https://t.co/MFD6evWCgy
Today is Day 11 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 27. Enjoy. #ausvotes
RT @dahowlett: Sights you don’t want to miss while visiting Leeds. https://t.co/woBxeOXFAb
Sunday. Beware of sudden movements. You may hurt yourself. Sunday.