April 22nd, 2019

@PPantsdown The dog, it me!

10:11 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to PPantsdown

@PPantsdown You reckon they’re playing chess in that many dimensions?

10:07 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to PPantsdown

@jonoabroad Oh.

9:50 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jonoabroad

@jonoabroad Don’t you know how to break into a car?

9:48 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jonoabroad

@jonoabroad Because any longer makes for boring television. It’s not a documentary.

9:46 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jonoabroad

@boynxdor @NewtonMark I don’t think there was much of a strategy in there at all.

9:32 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to boynxdor

@NewtonMark Hats off to the @RNDrive team for deciding to stay with it.

9:29 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

@brad_5g @NewtonMark It’s hard to say. At least I wouldn’t want to make that call.

9:26 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to brad_5g

@NewtonMark What I found weird — well one of the many things I found weird — was how Joyce would calm down immediattwitter.com/i/web/status/1…6xdf

9:20 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

@johnmcternan My pleasure. It had everyone* spellbound as it went out live.

* Well, political tragics who get off on train wrecks.

9:06 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johnmcternan

@MikePBurgess More seriously, my friend’s one from Burundi is a new one for me. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

9:02 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@MikePBurgess Probably job offers. :)

9:00 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to MikePBurgess

@johnmcternan It goes for half an hour but it’s… amazing.

8:59 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@reselsnark @SnarkyPlatypus It’s been a while since I read it but I think more of the former. Males in loud aggress..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…km

8:50 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to reselsnark

@SnarkyPlatypus There’s research which shows people’s response to alcohol is largely socially determined, i.e. drun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nw

8:41 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus Wash them before and after use.

8:32 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe he doesn’t want you to find the special attachments.

8:28 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@smidgey Not enough.

8:26 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to smidgey

@twiddlekins @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard The raccoons are sure to know.

8:25 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to twiddlekins

@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Hey I don’t explain them I’m just the messenger.

8:17 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ashabeeeee

@posty I also love how he makes everything look so, so daggy.

8:04 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@posty Beautiful work.

8:01 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to posty

@Net_Metalrat All of his work is classy like that.

7:51 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Net_Metalrat

@oberonsghost The potential for scalding would sharper up the drams, yes.

7:34 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to oberonsghost

@SnarkyPlatypus @becadroit @swearyanthony Sure, but the hinterland extends for quite some way.

7:34 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@oberonsghost @GordyPls Burundi is new. They’re branching out.

7:31 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to oberonsghost

@SnarkyPlatypus @becadroit @swearyanthony There’s one in Katoomba.

7:29 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@margotdate They’ve been very busy lately.

7:28 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to margotdate

@SnarkyPlatypus You’re closer to the truth than you may think.

7:28 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@GordyPls Do I look like a messaging service?

7:25 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to GordyPls

@RNDrive Correct. Also the phrase “hand over fist, shoulder over toes”. #ausvotes twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

7:14 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@ssharwood You should give her a raise.

7:08 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ssharwood

@sylmobile Indeed. I just tweeted the page one up in the structure.

7:04 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to sylmobile

@_midofo_ @MichaelWestBiz It was quite brief.

6:50 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to _midofo_

@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie I HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE.

6:48 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@sylmobile It’s still going!

6:36 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to sylmobile

@paulkidd Arf! Arf! Arf!

6:32 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to paulkidd

@LizDolphinfluff I have no idea.

6:22 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to LizDolphinfluff

@JohnBirmingham @mclayfield I think I’ve been to that club.

6:09 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

@jonkudelka More and more I am thinking that people cause their own brain worms.

6:06 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jonkudelka

@DavidFeng I know. That’s your problem.

6:05 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to DavidFeng

@DavidFeng It starts tomorrow, really.

5:57 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to DavidFeng

@HamishMack @HitherToFore Goddammit @vincentdonofrio!

5:13 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to HamishMack

@riskybusiness Not overly, because I am always happy and satisfied, but I should visit some time.

4:52 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to riskybusiness

@DavidFeng Stop it.

4:52 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to DavidFeng

@SnarkyPlatypus True. I’m now wondering if there’s some other, more everyday, weirdness that we take for granted across the Old Empire.

4:51 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus Big call.

4:41 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus To be fair, everyone on a red bit of the map was indeed a British citizen then. Well, not all, but you know what I mean.

4:37 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@natecochrane Phenomenally so. Obviously.

4:25 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to natecochrane

@franksting @NewtonMark @BoontaVista I HAD FOOD POISONING.

4:19 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to franksting

@franksting @NewtonMark @BoontaVista @NicholasFryer Undoubtedly. I fit right into the demographic, right?

4:18 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to franksting

@NewtonMark @franksting @BoontaVista I hadn’t planned to tell that story, but somehow we ended up there. I blame @NicholasFryer.

4:11 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@NewtonMark @BoontaVista I’m sold!

4:08 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@NewtonMark @BoontaVista Now THIS is the kind of challenge I like!

4:06 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@natecochrane There’s a huge random element to it.

4:05 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to natecochrane

@sylmobile In a jelly mould.

3:57 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to sylmobile

@SnarkyPlatypus Did you see my breakfast? @sylmobile twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

3:38 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@arizclint Exactly.

3:31 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to arizclint

@raaahbin @JohnBirmingham Punning in French? It’s the least I can do for our great nation.

2:20 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to raaahbin

@WarWraith @dtsmith_sydney Yes, one dive down the rabbit-hole is enough for one day. Thanks for the references, too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3

2:12 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to WarWraith

@benraue @gabriellecj No one “needs” a car. Not in a city, anyway. Don’t @ me.

1:52 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@garystark There certainly are. pic.twitter.com/NnbsohACvm

1:49 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to garystark

@benraue @gabriellecj I’ve lived in and near Sydney for 25 years and never had a car, because I don’t have a licens..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7C

1:47 PM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to benraue

@Manic_Henry @jonkudelka @hingers Arf! Arf! Arf!

11:24 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Manic_Henry

@BrigadierSlog Don’t bother. It’ll never catch on.

11:24 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to BrigadierSlog

@BrigadierSlog Are you bringing facts and logic into this again? #ausvotes

11:16 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to BrigadierSlog

@jonkudelka Jon, Mr @hingers said “powerful” and “elite”.

11:13 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jonkudelka

@jpwarren Ah, I see what you mean.

10:55 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jpwarren

@christopherneal They will find you.

10:38 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to christopherneal

@jpwarren I’m not so sure. These people are professionals.

10:38 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jpwarren

@niltiac Oh excellent! Thanks for remembering me on this one. [Dives in]

10:31 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to niltiac

@jpwarren Apparently you’re not, according to a senior Liberal minister. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

10:13 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to jpwarren

@ApostrophePong I’m looking forward to them.

9:15 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@Ingeegoodbee I haven’t got that far yet.

9:01 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to Ingeegoodbee

@ApostrophePong All of this is true. I’m having a lazy day today. Tasmania even has Easter Tuesday. And Thursday is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R2

9:01 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@natecochrane We already have “motorheads” for this as a technology-neutral term, surely?

8:58 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to natecochrane

@ApostrophePong Hah! A certain organisation’s unpredictable accounts team in Singapore didn’t get their act togethe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pV

8:54 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@ApostrophePong Suddenly I am very thirsty.

8:40 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@ApostrophePong Try here. ;) aguamala.com.mx

8:37 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@ApostrophePong Fair point. Do they have any lighter-textured ales on the menu?

8:36 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@phil_sec_mel Not as good as a standard poodle puppy though, eh.

8:34 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to phil_sec_mel

@BenMoretti Which is?

8:29 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to BenMoretti

@ApostrophePong I’m trying to work out whether that silhouette of the “jellyfish” on the label is actually a Portug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qc

8:29 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@markhumphries @LaTrioli In this context, has anyone reminded @BreakfastNews of @hingers yet? Or do comedians actua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hc

8:19 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to markhumphries

@ApostrophePong Oh that is good. I’m also reading the description and it sounds great. (I know it’s Spanish, but I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HM

8:14 AM, Apr 22nd, 2019 via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong