Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 22nd, 2019

ICYMI, the magnificent train wreck that was Barnaby Joyce on the radio this evening. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“A quick guide to the perfect poo and how to get it” abc.net.au/news/2019-04-2…

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@PPantsdown You reckon they’re playing chess in that many dimensions?

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glengyron Anything above $20 and you can shit in the mouth of the candidate of your choice. Just something to consider. twitter.com/egadheg/status…

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liamvhogan This is pitch-perfect satire of the completely unselfaware entitled middle class I grew up in and I salute whicheve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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@jonoabroad Don’t you know how to break into a car?

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@jonoabroad Because any longer makes for boring television. It’s not a documentary.

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SarcasticSadOne They’re not sex toys. They’re sex figurines.

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@boynxdor @NewtonMark I don’t think there was much of a strategy in there at all.

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@NewtonMark Hats off to the @RNDrive team for deciding to stay with it.

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@brad_5g @NewtonMark It’s hard to say. At least I wouldn’t want to make that call.

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@NewtonMark What I found weird — well one of the many things I found weird — was how Joyce would calm down immediattwitter.com/i/web/status/1…6xdf

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@johnmcternan My pleasure. It had everyone* spellbound as it went out live.

* Well, political tragics who get off on train wrecks.

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@MikePBurgess More seriously, my friend’s one from Burundi is a new one for me. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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@johnmcternan It goes for half an hour but it’s… amazing.

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I think @johnmcternan would enjoy this magnificent* example of quality* political communication because it is not a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DU

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@reselsnark @SnarkyPlatypus It’s been a while since I read it but I think more of the former. Males in loud aggress..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…km

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TerribleMaps Prevalence of colour blindness worldwide pic.twitter.com/xe0blh4sXk

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s research which shows people’s response to alcohol is largely socially determined, i.e. drun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nw

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Will Mr Joyce be on again tomorrow?

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SnarkyPlatypus Stop insulting alcohol by suggesting Barnaby Joyce was drunk

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe he doesn’t want you to find the special attachments.

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Hey I don’t explain them I’m just the messenger.

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tophermwoods royal commission into who barnaby is yelling at pic.twitter.com/ecbabYZuYv

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@posty I also love how he makes everything look so, so daggy.

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Actually I hope someone draws this to Her Majesty’s attention. twitter.com/uespiiiiii/sta…

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tunguz Tesla is poised to report a loss this week. CEO Elon Musk wants investors to focus on something else. wsj.com/articles/a-tal…

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stilgherrian I reckon this podcast would be the perfect* way for you to wrap up your long weekend. We don’t mention sausage roll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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JohnJohnsonson OK WE GET IT YOU DON’T FUCK DOGS pic.twitter.com/bxGtcBrQRO

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GrogsGamut ALP now ringing up the ABC asking if Barnaby can be booked on every show

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@oberonsghost The potential for scalding would sharper up the drams, yes.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @becadroit @swearyanthony Sure, but the hinterland extends for quite some way.

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MorganGodfery The West Wing is boring and also shit. pic.twitter.com/tTczbsHTUA

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@oberonsghost @GordyPls Burundi is new. They’re branching out.

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@margotdate They’ve been very busy lately.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re closer to the truth than you may think.

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@GordyPls Do I look like a messaging service?

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jonoabroad Tbh this is just good advice twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@RNDrive Correct. Also the phrase “hand over fist, shoulder over toes”. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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WarWraith Compare the pair.

Then open the bottle of Scotch, and start drinking. pic.twitter.com/DoGMgcUnGm

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@sylmobile Indeed. I just tweeted the page one up in the structure.

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NewtonMark This is like the 1950s when the whole family gathered around to listen to the radio. Very traditional, the National..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…97

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THE RECORDING IS UP: “Barnaby Joyce questioned over Australia’s ‘watergate scandal’” on @RNDrive (29m37s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2A

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Barnaby Joyce has exhausted me.

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And there it ends. With a truly brilliant closer. Waiting for the link to the recording. @MichaelWestBiz on now. Hah!

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A brief film of Barnaby Joyce explaining everything. youtube.com/watch?v=32F3bX…

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Barnaby Joyce tl;dr: It’s Queensland Labor’s fault for recommending a bad deal. Labor Labor Labor Labor Labor. Ask Penny Wong!

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“Hand over fist shoulder over toes!”*

* Direct quote.

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This is definitely* going to help the Coalition’s messaging.

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@jonkudelka More and more I am thinking that people cause their own brain worms.

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New “Russia, If You’re Listening” from @MatthewBevan, “The Mueller report in 20 minutes” pca.st/Fv9s

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jonkudelka I reckon quite a few of the people people who scream at Pats Karvalas on twitter have quite obvious brain worms, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zD

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The latest @beefanddairy podcast “Eli Roberts In Korea” is… odd. pca.st/w4o5 But then they’re always..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…At

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Once more Donald Trump reads the room: “‘I’m having a good day,’ Trump says at wounded warrior event following rele..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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patstokes Oh wow, now do a Forrest Gump joke and it’ll be in the bag. twitter.com/australianlabo…

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HitherToFore Vincent D’onofrio is a fool. Pigs were barred from seeing the stars for good reason. He endangers us all.

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botandy globally boyfriends are replaced by machinefriends, reviews are mostly positive

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@riskybusiness Not overly, because I am always happy and satisfied, but I should visit some time.

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@SnarkyPlatypus True. I’m now wondering if there’s some other, more everyday, weirdness that we take for granted across the Old Empire.

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mclayfield I love the idea that some poor rube fell for a baba named Richard. pic.twitter.com/LkWwLMzs6l

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I am more concerned about the Bellend Creamer, @DavidFeng. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus To be fair, everyone on a red bit of the map was indeed a British citizen then. Well, not all, but you know what I mean.

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jendudley A scammer just ended an email by sending me “unfeigned regards” and it’s sincerely my new favourite saying.

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_midofo_ hmm, @stilgherrian problems twitter.com/harnessdhashta…

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bencjenkins Hmmmm. They’re going to lose the election. twitter.com/australianlabo…

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@franksting @NewtonMark @BoontaVista @NicholasFryer Undoubtedly. I fit right into the demographic, right?

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@NewtonMark @franksting @BoontaVista I hadn’t planned to tell that story, but somehow we ended up there. I blame @NicholasFryer.

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dannolan EXPLAINER
Everybody with a 💧 emoji in their username is using it to protest that they are sad about the current sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7P

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@NewtonMark @BoontaVista Now THIS is the kind of challenge I like!

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@natecochrane There’s a huge random element to it.

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I reckon this podcast would be the perfect* way for you to wrap up your long weekend. We don’t mention sausage roll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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Well Taylor sounds like she’s a huge bundle of fun. twitter.com/clapifyoulikem…

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NewtonMark Generally speaking, the richer you are the more insulated you are from the sharp end of policy, and you don’t need..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EG

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I’m going to make a salad now, I think.

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“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” — (probably not) Sigmund Freud.twitter.com/jason_a_w/stat…3

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So as far as the history of Centrism goes, it was a pilate program?

I’m here all week, folks. twitter.com/andylevy/statu…

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@raaahbin @JohnBirmingham Punning in French? It’s the least I can do for our great nation.

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@WarWraith @dtsmith_sydney Yes, one dive down the rabbit-hole is enough for one day. Thanks for the references, too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3

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Two rather interesting threads about Pentecostalism in the light of Scott Morrison, and the supporters of Donald Tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GK

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@benraue @gabriellecj No one “needs” a car. Not in a city, anyway. Don’t @ me.

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@benraue @gabriellecj I’ve lived in and near Sydney for 25 years and never had a car, because I don’t have a licens..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7C

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I stumbled across a committee document I hadn’t seen before on the Australian Parliament House website, and one thing led to another.

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I just wrote a story pitch. :(

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@BrigadierSlog Don’t bother. It’ll never catch on.

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No no, I can imagine much wronger things than this. Like, Giuliani saying exactly the same thing but while he’s so…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eg

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@BrigadierSlog Are you bringing facts and logic into this again?

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@jonkudelka Jon, Mr @hingers said “powerful” and “elite”.

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GrogsGamut Good thing poor people never have to worry about money twitter.com/smh/status/111…

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It is definitely not creepy that I’ve been retweeting @hingers so quickly. twitter.com/hingers/status…

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hingers Thrilled to get my first big name endorsement of the campaign. Thank you, @LaTrioli - would love the opportunity to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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“The bad show? Q&A attacked from left and right, but remains unrepentant” theguardian.com/australia-news… But “dedicated” p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tJ

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James_Jeffrey One Nation is like Tinder, but for risible chuckleheads twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@jpwarren I’m not so sure. These people are professionals.

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@niltiac Oh excellent! Thanks for remembering me on this one. [Dives in]

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I’m not sure that it’s “his” church or his decision to make. More the folks up front, I’d have thought. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Ah, the Lithuanian mob is at it again. Nice day for it. pic.twitter.com/fSwm2xkjzP

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jplonie When you don’t engage a lawyer early enough in your business idea. Ping ⁦@Idealawpic.twitter.com/aNMsUWxkcb

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Mon plan, confirmed: As previously advised, and everything is going terribly well so far. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jpwarren Apparently you’re not, according to a senior Liberal minister. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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pleasedontatme it’s a real david and goliath battle here hey pic.twitter.com/QZMSPfgNzh

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JordanRasko Like you’re one to give advice on avoiding eggs. twitter.com/fraser_anning/…

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wragge @TroveAustralia @AARNet The press releases provide a valuable resource for research in both political history & lan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zn

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wragge @TroveAustralia I’ve used this notebook to save a search for the terms ‘immigrant’, ‘asylum seeker’, ‘boat people’,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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wragge So @TroveAustralia includes more than 370,000 press releases, speeches, and interview transcripts issued by Aust fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zg

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chadloder You traveled all the way to China, saw one of the wonders of the world, had an opportunity to learn about the incre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wd

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“The majority of Australians are going away for a road trip so won’t even be in their electorates [over Easter],” t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip

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@ApostrophePong All of this is true. I’m having a lazy day today. Tasmania even has Easter Tuesday. And Thursday is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R2

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@natecochrane We already have “motorheads” for this as a technology-neutral term, surely?

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@ApostrophePong Hah! A certain organisation’s unpredictable accounts team in Singapore didn’t get their act togethe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pV

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But could the IPA podcasts really be worse than “The 9pm Edict”? You tell me! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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A message in from a listener to “The 9pm Edict”: If you think Captain GetUp is poor, you should try the IPA podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS

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@ApostrophePong Fair point. Do they have any lighter-textured ales on the menu?

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@phil_sec_mel Not as good as a standard poodle puppy though, eh.

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Teen girl pillow fights are now acts of terrorism.

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See where this “weapons of mass destruction” idiocy gets you? Now “mass” destruction is one person at a time. So, l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP

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@ApostrophePong I’m trying to work out whether that silhouette of the “jellyfish” on the label is actually a Portug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qc

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“10 Facts About the Portuguese Man O’ War” mentalfloss.com/article/550892… 1. It’s not a jellyfish. pic.twitter.com/Q0KefzPkVT

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wyomingpd Officer: How much have you been drinking?
Subj: I haven’t
Officer: *points to TV* nobody your age watches MTV sober..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oH

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hingers Seems relevant to our situation, tbh. @billshortenmp & @ScottMorrisonMP - feel free to get in touch. I can smell yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cC

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@markhumphries @LaTrioli In this context, has anyone reminded @BreakfastNews of @hingers yet? Or do comedians actua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hc

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@ApostrophePong Oh that is good. I’m also reading the description and it sounds great. (I know it’s Spanish, but I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HM

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I’ve scheduled these reminders to go off at 0800 AEST but I’m thinking of moving them to 0730. Does anyone have eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0v

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Today is Day 12 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 26. Enjoy.

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Mon plan, draft: Nothing. For me, this will be the most day-offish of the days off this long weekend.

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It looks like another pleasant day ahead, thanks to @CARROT_app. Mostly. The public holiday helps too. pic.twitter.com/NKxzgyiaF9

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Monday. The World According to Jellyfish. Monday.

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