Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 23rd, 2019

I should probably get some sleep. There are signs that I should get some sleep. Gorn.

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TheOnion Report: Half Of All Americans Probably Should Have Thought Of That Before They Opened Their Mouth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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Does Scott Morrison ever ride a horse? Asking for a friend.

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So of course that gets me thinking about Scott Morrison urinating and, well, here we are.

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And the whole knees thing going on there. Is that about incontinence? Because sudden physical activity can really m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1S

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Not all of them are sexual. Like, I don’t play badminton, but aren’t you meant to look in the general direction of the puck?

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The more I look at this photo the more thoughts I have. pic.twitter.com/MShYhMnyUO

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JacktheInsider Betting market update:
To form govt -
Labor $1.22 Coalition $4.25

Labor 81-85 seats $3.50
Labor 86-90 seats $2.7..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K6

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CaseyBriggs That’s too many lizards pic.twitter.com/FTduRgGZqi

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus This is getting out of hand and for once you can’t blame me.

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JustJimWillDo “Maryanne was prettier and sexier than Ginger.” pic.twitter.com/xdOnM3BHME

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shaunmicallef People have been wondering about the Sultan of Brunei lately. I have a theory… pic.twitter.com/96Fp0YDsOR

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MichaelSmyth_ For anyone playing at home, tomorrow is… pic.twitter.com/PxTmFQWA97

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “ASD Essential Eight cybersecurity controls not essential: Canberra” zdnet.com/article/asd-es…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y

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It’s 6.30am and the Sook In Chief is awake. Somebody better get him a chocolate egg so he can tell it about the wal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…um

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“The emergence and characteristics of the Australian Mamil” in the Medical Journal of Australia @theMJA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…99

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glengyron Who can produce enough semen for the traditional Anzac cookie recipe? I want to respect the troops, but it’s exhausting.

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@parislord @DavidFeng Rumour is that Sydney will get a second light rail line before the end of this century.

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“Woman suddenly wakes after 28 years in vegetative state” news.com.au/lifestyle/real… Immediately ousted from her One Nation senate spot.

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I’m sure this will all run smoothly. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@erstkate @docbaty All much better. Never trust anyone with a new Akubra.

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@brisbanething Exactly. Show some respect to the memory of our pioneers.

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Is there anywhere I can hear more Barnaby Joyce tonight?

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Maybe I should have done it with their hands directly on his head, but then that would have lost the connection with today’s news.

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stilgherrian It’s a bit rough, but you get the idea. pic.twitter.com/fkE7aluWFw

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Histreepix As part of their never-ending struggle against the establishment, the ERG prepare to deploy another three Rees-Mogg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9

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@jturner_au @jpwarren @zdnetaustralia Coming back to this, I see other have said pretty much everything I’d have added so I’ll shoosh.

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@jturner_au @zdnetaustralia More seriously, words are important. If agencies aren’t required to do something they won’t allocate resources.

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@kels_316 @swearyanthony I think both @BuzzFeedOz and @GuardianAus have succeeded in creating such lists.

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@jpwarren @jturner_au Damn, my description of @TheMandarinAU as a “public sector wonk site” didn’t survive the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “ASD Essential Eight cybersecurity controls not essential: Canberra” zdnet.com/article/asd-es…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y

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@SquigglyRick Just find a pilot on their day off who can listen to the relevant air traffic control frequencies. Or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PZ

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@caseyjohnellis Indeed. We did have Steam Navigation Companies back then, which often did the trading too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_Nav…

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@caseyjohnellis This is my question. “Tech” narrowed down to “information technology” (what happened to engineering..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O6

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@iiTalW I should’ve put “@dobes” in there too.

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Oh great. I’m doing shitty political memes.

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It’s a bit rough, but you get the idea. pic.twitter.com/fkE7aluWFw

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evilmullet @NuclearAnthro At this point, all we can hope is that somebody in the White House has set up a big fake button labe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EZ

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a good number of cybers, and a disappointing audit report.

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CBumfry I think Christian Life International should have a word with their logo designer. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/VL391pge5k

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glengyron Extra fish for my seal son. pic.twitter.com/EQu8ToQiA4

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ClickHole Extraordinary Discovery: Medical Researchers At Harvard Have Determined That Tweety Bird And Betty Boop Have The Ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SA

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Back to writing. The words that I just put on screen are “Parliamentary Joint Committee of Public Accounts and Audi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EV

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InternetHippo Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”

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jasondotgov The Donnie Darko reboot really jumps the shark pic.twitter.com/QiNwphGrxP

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@DavidFeng Isn’t it a horrible, horrible house!

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I see there’s some Senator Penny Wong fans out there. @LowyInstitute usually has recordings online same-day. Someon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uT

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Writing about government compliance. Because I’m a hero.

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@MalwareJake Indeed. And our lot are even worse. Which reminds me, I’m meant to be writing about one of those odd decisions. :) Cheers.

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@egadsthefuzz @MalwareJake Possibly. Depends which bit of the elephant we’re fondling, I guess.

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@MalwareJake True, we really need to have heard the question, though she’s comparing the big three (Amazon, Google,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yi

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Sure, but please stop calling them “tech companies”. Amazon is a shop and a logistics operation, primarily. All sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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@Spikesaurus @NicholasFryer It was a dumb technical glitch that delisted me, and for which I didn’t get notice, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vO

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Airminded “Australia’s Minister for Civil Aviation and Flying MHR (Mr JV Fairbairn), who left Melbourne on Thursday on the fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4g

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@Spikesaurus @NicholasFryer Thank you. Not on iTunes though (temporarily, because slackness) but SoundCloud and Spr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tr

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Tue plan, confirmed: Yes, it’s a slow news day, but now I have to be part of the solution not part of the problem…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hg

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It really is brain worm season. Be careful out there, people.

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zeithistoriker Imagine thinking this was the story of the last 40 years ft.com/content/6b044d… pic.twitter.com/vVCF9wv6ub

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Looking forward to my eventual retirement when I can spend the entire day complaining about how everything isn’t ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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@garthk Talkback programs can be fascinating. People have all manner of perceived entitlements in their heads.

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@firstdogonmoon @abchobart @jonkudelka I wouldn’t have thought it possible to make a discussion of caravan park fee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lO

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@firstdogonmoon @abchobart @jonkudelka I am hearing about the controversial fish farm.

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I am going to listen to this now on @abchobart and it had better be good, @firstdogonmoon @jonkudelkatwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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@mjec @developerjack @bwest That API does sound like something Akamai or Cloudflare or Google could put into an RFC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rG

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@LizDolphinfluff @RachaelHasIdeas @dobes Yes, giving in is really the only option. The jerkbirds will always win.

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@mjec @developerjack @bwest As always, Michael has excellent technical views whereas I look at the politics of it all. :)

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@mjec @developerjack @bwest That sounds about right. I’ve been following APNIC’s work on DNS for a few years now an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MT

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AntonyGreenABC If the United Australia Party poll well at the election, how will their preferences go? Here’s what happened with t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4s

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As usual there’s further alleged plans in the Weekly Wrap, though I’ll be updating that post this evening. It also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7x

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Tue plan, draft: It’s likely to be a slow news day, at least for me, so I’ll sort through a bunch of loose ends. Pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nk

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CMastication Bias in AI doesn’t mean just bias against people. Sometimes it just picking up the wrong signal altogether.

HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ii

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burgotastic Do a ‘The Shape of Water’ poster that strongly implies that Barnaby fucked a fish monster, you cowards twitter.com/australianlabo…

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Why do you even need to ask? I see it’s already set up for dungeon play too. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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GrogsGamut I always enjoy the “polling in marginal seats shows they are marginal” story that comes out each election twitter.com/australian/sta…

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firstdogonmoon i’m going to be on @abchobart after 9. @jonkudelka is going to explain the 2019 federal election to @LeonCompton and me

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@tassie_codriver I certainly hope so, but they may not be the American ones.

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@mjec @developerjack But also cloud providers would want to keep DNS as clean as possible because that’s where the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CN

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@mjec @developerjack Oh good, because I’m not totally atrocious with DNS when my brain works, and I was thinking “WTF is ANAME?”

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It’s too early in the day to do DNS, but a blurry voice in the back of my head says this can help with security, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

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Oh yeah, I’ve now scheduled these reminders for 0730 AEST. We need to remember just how much more of this we have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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alexdecampi This is absurdly close to how I get books written (though more spite than hate tbh) twitter.com/tomheartstanks…

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joshgnosis They’re alive and in the senate. twitter.com/KerrieYaxley/s…

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HAHAHAHAHA oh Alan you have no self-aware do you. pic.twitter.com/zRH3pcZiYh

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ari_raid tumblr user mapsontheweb made a map to show the most upvoted choices for the askreddit question of “people getting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rl

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It’s already the day after Earth Day here in AU, of course, but this is an excellent thread with many photos and yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lt

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@NuclearAnthro I keep forgetting you’re a swamp boy and only a pretend desert boy.

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@dobes @purserj The jerkbirds are the heroes we need in these troubles times.

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@NuclearAnthro The first time is cute. Maybe the second. But it soon becomes WILL YOU GAUDY FUCKIN’ DINOSAURS FUCK..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd

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@NuclearAnthro Imagine this sound, but x 200, every might at dusk for about an hour. youtube.com/watch?v=4y2JvX…

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@NuclearAnthro I know rainbow lorikeets look cute, and collectors outside AU will pay $20k for one, apparently, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uI

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@NickyWill100 @dobes If you thought rainbow lorikeets were loud and annoying, think again. Check them when they’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GC

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@NickyWill100 @mockocelot @NuclearAnthro @dobes Sounds more than plausible. Have you ever been to La Renaissance ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU

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Today is Day 13 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 25. Enjoy.

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Pollytics Meanwhile, the Qld state government responds to Barnaby’s weird understanding of water governance statements.qld.gov.au/Statement/2019…

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@mockocelot @NuclearAnthro @dobes @NickyWill100 More likely to be seeds or roots. They’re naturally seed and fruit eaters.

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@NuclearAnthro @dobes @NickyWill100 Most big parrots are show-offs. Displays of agility and intelligence are part o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0V

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@NuclearAnthro @dobes @NickyWill100 The sulphur-crested cockatoo (Cacatua galerita) is a magnificent creature and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kb

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@riskybusiness Oh I could hear that, or something, last night. But it also felt like something else was happening w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo

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@dobes This is excellent work. :) Also, @NickyWill100, I’m guessing it’s Sydney Harbour Foreshore Authority. Also,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

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Hey @dobes, the jerkbirds are eating Woolloomooloo Wharf, because of course they are. twitter.com/NickyWill100/s…

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@riskybusiness Maybe. It was certainly a strange thing.

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@DavidFeng That is for real. It’s also news from last week. :)

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I know people have already been tweeting this interview heavily, but Barnaby Joyce’s half-hour train wreck last nig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eW

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It’s a drab day ahead for the Blue Mountains today, but I’m fine with that. pic.twitter.com/8XfpUFE6VD

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Tuesday. It comes in sets of five, stacked together horizontally. Tuesday.

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