Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 27th, 2019

@jonoabroad Yeah I missed what all that was about.

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I have finally been catching up with “Aaron Chen Tonight” on @ABCTV iView and it is delightfully stupid. Thank you, @aaronch3n. Recommend.

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jeamland AVENGERS: ENGADINE (1997, Directors Cut): Scott Morrison snaps his fingers in the toilet at the Engadine Maccas and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WN

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@NanoRaptor I don’t see why that would be necessary.

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@dobes So yeah on this week’s “Have I Got News For You” Tory MP Johnny Mercer kinda lets loose about a number of is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wu

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On this week’s BBC “Have I Got News For You”…

David Tennant, host: “Who’s going to know exactly what Trump’s pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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@cafuego @i386 It’s OK, Danny who delivers us water when the rainwater tanks run dry, as they have been the last co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OW

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@i386 @cafuego Well. I think we all know what needs to happen next.

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Hmmm. Maybe I should pitch doing a gin tour of Australia.

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@cafuego @i386 And let’s face it, no one is making gin these days. Gin is almost unheard of.

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@cafuego I’ve had the Four Pillars Negroni Gin with a little chilli and it’s magnificent. Also works with coriander, I’m told.

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@southwin28 I’ve had some breakfast ales, which have been dark ales with a hefty oats content plus coffee. Really q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yv

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BREAKFAST GIN! Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. settlersspirits.com.au/products/settl… “Just perfect for High Tea (or any time really). Our..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E6

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“The ‘gin and tonic marmalade,’ as the product is called, is the spreadable, edible, gin-infused breakfast food we’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dd

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Ummm. “Gin and Tonic Spread: The Best Thing Since, and for, Sliced Bread” vinepair.com/booze-news/gin… pic.twitter.com/aVgPIkFJPL

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@R_Chirgwin Either a bullshit account or a bullshit human. ;)

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@danilic @alexbhturnbull @VICELAND True. Maybe I’ll give it another try. And hey, the Thunderbirds tribute is probably timeless.

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@danilic @VICELAND I tried rewatching it a few months back and… yeah it’s not aged well.

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@TimdeSousa Pffft! Why do you hate The Future™?

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@reselsnark @gossy_b Heh. Let me know what you think. I’ve become quite fond of Roku, because I can’t always afford..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MB

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@davidgerard Australian Senate election nomination forms are also a rich vein, what with candidates “explaining” at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hd

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@R_Chirgwin @gossy_b Cool, I’ll come a’hunting tomorrow. And of course pour one for your good self.

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@reselsnark @gossy_b Yep, Bombay Sapphire should do the trick too. I must find an online guide to playing with gin,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6a

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@developerjack Mate there’s enough web pages already. Maybe do something useful with your life.

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@garthk It’s almost as if I’ve done this kind of thing before.

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@reselsnark It only works for certain gins. I’ve had some solid ginducation recently. The black pepper complements..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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Looks like I’ll have to bump up my @spreaker plan for this extravaganza, ‘cos I’ll need just over three hours of st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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TakeAShite Using baking paper to bake. Mind. Blown. pic.twitter.com/ln18as6oLF

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@gossy_b Yes, I think that would work very well with Roku. Alas I don’t have any rosemary handy, unless @R_Chirgwin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d5

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@melissamadsen @piratepartyau Aha! Thank you, and that’s interesting point. I’d planned to focus on the loopier end..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4

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@garthk Yeah four hours is one hell of a haul. Hitting three hours in just one hour of plugging is making it all lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

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Either that or I’ll just have a bucket under the desk.

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I just had the horrible realisation that once I’m reading live and drinking and getting less, um, capable people mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dm

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I’ll announce the start time once I get a feel for how long I’ll need to go for.

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The total is now $338, so it’ll be a three-hour livestream. Get it to $400 and it’ll be four hours. Remind me again..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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@jeamland Hey what’s with the revealing of the magic of television? Also, this is not television.

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Uhoh. The total is now at $243 so, um, we’re nearly half-way to turning this into a three-hour livestream. Thank yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dx

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The total is now $173 from six contributors, thank you. I am now deeply concerned. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Like the democracy sausage and Antony Green, elections just aren’t be same without your recitation of minor party..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nf

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HAHAHAHA! The total is now at $103. Keep it coming, folks! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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There isn’t time to set this up as a Pozible campaign, so I’ll just keep updating the total via Twitter like I did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xQ

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I plan to go for two hours, with a selection of minor party policies. That’s everyone but Liberal, National, Labor,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pz

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If you’d like to help make this special livestream bearable, and given the cost of alcohol and medication, you know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YZ

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HEY PODCAST FANS! Around this time next Saturday I’ll be livestreaming a reading of minor party election policies,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UF

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@dmeeze @JohnBirmingham We’ll have to discuss that. Other People means we can’t discuss our SEKRIT conspiracies. Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c6

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quantick 1. Have a poo before you go there.
2. Don’t go there, watch it on the telly.
3. Don’t watch it on telly. twitter.com/NME/status/112…

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As previously discussed, 2 x Roku Gin, wedge of lemon, tonic water, 2 x grinds of black pepper. pic.twitter.com/yRIBhLcgTm

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@JohnBirmingham It’s a date! My people, your people, etc.

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@JohnBirmingham Where is this bar, JB? I’ll be in Brisbane again for the first few days of June, as per last year.

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TheKouk Looks more like recent RBA Board meetings…. twitter.com/historylvrsclu…

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo One of our cats looked like that when a car scraped her read end. [Shrug] I’ve also seen it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zz

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo I’d put money on a scrape or graze, say from a glancing hit from a car, or maybe an infection..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zf

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo As an aside, one day in Enmore we heard the entire local bird population in full alarm mode…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yZ

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Well as they say in the thread, the jerkbirds don’t exactly appreciate their eggs or chicks being eaten.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo And yes, this is also a good bit

Attn: @ApostrophePong for this thread of sulphur-crested co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny

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MrRyanSampson Literally all I can see is Jeremy Corbyn’s antlers twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/s…

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@janinesymons Actually there was quite a lot of whisky on special too.

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natecochrane And Godzilla & Ghidora nowhere to be seen. twitter.com/thedepthsbeiow…

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Earlier today I noticed that the bottle shop had put “Celebrate Mothers Day” labels on all the gin bottles. They know their market.

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@johnb78 You can’t dry them if they’re not wet.

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Histreepix Two hunters pose with the last sewing machine to be killed in the wild. Oregon, 1935. pic.twitter.com/21h1tmrfhH

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Qldaah “You’ve gotta pay workers. Every worker gets paid. What a silly question that is,” says Michael McCormack before re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yF

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102megan Tapir Fun Fact: Baby Tapirs are not in fact watermelons, despite their markings resembling said fruit. 🍉..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qe

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worldtapirday Tapir calves excel at being very sweet, as the new arrival @EdinburghZoo demonstrates.

Source:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rn

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worldtapirday Possibly the most photogenic tapir on the planet, Koto.

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snurbbotinfo Early results: wreck the Australian Twittersphere.

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Flip bathroom light switch. No light. “Bother,” I mutter. “I’ll have to get a new bulb.”

Thumps door frame to kill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…54

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Picketer Magnificent stuff. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

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@terencehuynh Sure. Or what was that old program where teams competed to climb slippery ropes or jump across pools and stuff?

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@Apophatos @misosusanowa @snobiwan At least the discussion we were talking the other day was about that. We can’t i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7x

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@Apophatos @misosusanowa @snobiwan Um, this isn’t it at all. It’s not about “owning rain” but about not modifying t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr

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@dobes Meanwhile, over by the supermarket, there’s this one and also its mate watching from the roof. pic.twitter.com/aHLxB0vWtr

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R_Chirgwin Really important policy analysis to follow. twitter.com/michellegratta…

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TitoTitoq85 “Welcome to our panel about diversity and inclusion” pic.twitter.com/dkOjo0FoGj

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@dobes He only popped up there because a bunch of people startled him. Before that he was on the A-frame sign on th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H4

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@marcuskelson @SwizzleSister @GreenJ @paulwiggins I guess some people gain wisdom as they age, and others are consumed by brain worms.

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Hey @dobes the Thieving Jerkbird of Katoomba is hitting up the tourists for chips today. pic.twitter.com/zqxvszJXiO

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@marcuskelson @GreenJ @paulwiggins Then he’d have to pay for his own ink to huff.

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daddybearcub Mr pigeon would like you to know he doesn’t play by your rules pic.twitter.com/i4FGmvsHCD

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CosmicRami “hideous as a pinworm in an anus”

I’ve never heard this spray before. Surely am going to be using it hence forth! twitter.com/thehill/status…

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This is really quite excellent content, @jpwarren. twitter.com/verbaliza/stat…

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@gammelvindnz @riskybusiness @abcnews Still not a machine gun but, of course. Still a personal weapon not a section weapon.

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@gammelvindnz @riskybusiness @abcnews Well, this is Victoria, and there’s this: “The Critical Incident Response Tea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bf

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@paulwiggins @abcnews Well you would think that… but here we are.

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RT [PROTECTED]: We shoulda got em all in 1932.

Yes. twitter.com/erinmooney72/s…

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@dobes “He’s unstoppable. Logan Paul is the Super-Gonorrhoea of YouTube.” Nice.

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@erkpod See, THIS is the kind of excitement I’m looking for!

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Drjohnhorgan Study: “…Bullshitters are also found to exhibit high levels of overconfidence and believe they work hard, perseve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z7

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@munin Even better than LAX? Wow.

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@Ng88Mr I’d totally forgotten about Ironfest. Oh well, not this year. Sunday Lunch also includes making some change..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pE

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@munin I should admit that my only experience of Los Angeles is LAX, so perhaps I should visit some time. Before we flood it.

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AcademicsSay If you can’t say anything nice, say it as a question.

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Tomorrow I might do my much-delayed excursion to Richmond for Sunday Lunch, unless I’m suddenly inspired to do something else.

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Sat plan, confirmed now that chores are done: Late lunch and shopping, Katoomba, which should have happened last ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo

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CNN The world’s oceans have become more turbulent over the past 33 years, with higher waves and stronger winds, accordi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wi

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ICYMI, a thread about the next two episodes of “The 9pm Edict”, including a livestreamed election policy reading. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5e

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@dobes OK well there goes my plan to leave it until later. I can’t resist now.

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@jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus I hadn’t realised the plans were so similar, although I too am sceptical about some of it e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7k

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erstkate Morrison needs a new name. Your preference?

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dhh Amazon has granted the Taylorism machines that monitor shipping-center productivity the right to automatically fire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fg

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edbott I fail to see the problem here. twitter.com/alvaroprieto/s…

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@dobes @purserj Oh, I stumble upon them originally. But if I’ve tweeted them I can find them again here…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qJ

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“The Carnegie Endowment for International Peace and Princeton University have convened a small group of experts to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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@dobes Ah yes, it’s that time of the week. As an aside, BBC iPlayer works just fine through a VPN to London. Or so I’m told.

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On the other hand (hah!) I am compelled to say…

“Fist: The fragrance for Real Men” twitter.com/MikeJMele/stat…

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Although “violence erupts” seems a vague way of describing what happened. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Two news stories.

1. “[Fraser Anning’s supporters’] plans for confrontational racist stunts.”(18 Apr)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H

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@Gwyntaglaw There has always been a Metro station at Rydalmere.

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@Gwyntaglaw OK, my memory appears to be the faulty one. No hits on Google Images or TinEye.

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@JohnB @SnarkyPlatypus @jxeeno Yeah. I meant this @johnb78. Still, enjoy the map, eh?

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@Gwyntaglaw I’m pretty sure I saw this map some time before the NSW state election. At least it looks very similar.

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@purserj @dobes I can’t speak for @dobes, which is good for everyone, but I just search for the tweets I’m after.

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@purserj @dobes Speaking of which, those two crimson jerkbirds are back in the tree next to the house throwing bits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mM

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@purserj @dobes Also, “obedient parrot”? That’s not even a thing.

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@ithoughtisaid @DrMoniqueMann Ah well. Marsupials. Yes. Please forgive my dodgy memory today. There are… reasons.

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TheOnion ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation trib.al/ZQEHQUJ pic.twitter.com/GfrmefPM9f

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Sat plan, draft: Slow start, with sausages; bookkeeping and some urgent administrivia; lunch and shopping, Katoomba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pG

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KrangTNelson why does this weirdo stand like this pic.twitter.com/m69kHmteEC

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Well it’s going to be a cool and pleasant Saturday in the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app. Much like me. Arf! pic.twitter.com/PumEf2iWQs

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jgeltzer Well, this 👇👇👇 historic plaque definitely is new since last time I was in London. pic.twitter.com/6n3N0uiSSR

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Mr_Meowwwgi One fine skater boi pic.twitter.com/ZajtuOfnGI

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TheOnion New Climate Change Study Just 400 Pages Of Scientists Telling Americans To Read Previous Climate Change Studies..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v

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I have definitely not had enough sleep, but I’ll fix that later.

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Saturday. There is a smell of lemon and misery. Is it you? Saturday.

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Today is Day 17 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 21. Enjoy.

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@bigjsl No, I’m going to sleep now. I can leave my hate until the morning.

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@treespiepurr @JohnBirmingham @gnat JFC! Can I just say that @gnat is well respected in Certain Circles but is this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ln

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@bigjsl All of them. Can I be more specific? No, because I’m going to bed.

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I haven’t clicked through yet, but goddam @TeenVogue is one of the great mastheads these days. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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This is all so fucked up.

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sovietvisuals “Use food delivery services! Place an order - we will come and save you labor and time. Order in person or over the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm

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@twiddlekins Yeah but in this case it’s America, so fuckin’ laugh at them.

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MsAshleyDavies It’ll be cold by then ffs pic.twitter.com/kEcQQj4mQL

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MalwareJake Ruh roh raggy… twitter.com/NewYorkStateAG…

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HAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICA IS SO SCREWED. twitter.com/JonLemire/stat…

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@gths Yeah it’s evil. But no more evil than opening a tab and having to deal with the OMFGGODNOWTFBBQ.

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@akent Well, normally that is a thing…

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@twiddlekins Hah! I haven’t done a PFO for ages. Which is to say, not since 23 Jul 2016. True story.

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Oh shut up @realDonaldTrump you ludicrous criminal buffoon. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@DavidFeng Fuck’em. I look at LinkedIn maybe once a year. It’s bullshit. It might be OK for wage slaves but I see zero value in it for me.

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I am definitely not drumfhhghsb.

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@jplonie I’ve tagged your tweet which may eventually end up becoming past of my to-do list.

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Fair enough. I’ll delete my LinkedIn account in the morning. twitter.com/BrandDNA/statu…

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@jplonie No. I’ve been meaning to check them out. Also, one of the cab drivers up here has astrophotography as a ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ra

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Oh hello midnight.

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