Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 28th, 2019

Criminotweet Several years ago, disgusted by ludicrous choice of non-academic TV personality as Chancellor for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a6

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It’s nearly midnight, so there’s just this one more plug for my stupid livestreamed reading of minor party policies..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AZ

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Fluffula I’m old enough to remember when refugees & migration was not a feature of an Australian election campaign, its star..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hx

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@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie @PollBludger The Coalition still isn’t back to where they were when they sacked Turnbull. Which amuses me.

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jimwaterson There’s a plane circling London at 28,000 feet to pick up the live video feed from motorbike and helicopter cameras..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hk

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johnb78 For the ALP to lose now they’d have to, I don’t know, issue a fridge magnet calendar of a shadow cabinet minister s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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Nice use of the phrase “Z-List nobody” here for the former Shadow Home Secretary then Shadow Chancellor of the Exch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DM

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MikeCarlton01 The “Secret Weapon.” pic.twitter.com/YYcfVXcdEA

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@roisin6 Culleton is an inspiration to us all.

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@JamesHMcLaren I am so looking forward to watching their videos and reading their policies during the week.

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@jonoabroad @jeamland I only have the one life. The tapeworm doesn’t count.

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@johnthelutheran We most certainly do. And I shall play that clip during the podcast.

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@jonoabroad @jeamland I WILL NOT LET THE ALGORITHM RULE MY LIFE.

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ErnestMalley Whilst ‘Italians’ is trending, lets just take a moment to recognise the truly fantastic 1932, Stipa-Caproni…as sl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lx

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I won’t look at any more tonight, but it looks like I’ll have plenty of material for Saturday’s podcast…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gy

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The Great Australia Party’s policies include that “all taxes are voluntary for all subjects of the Commonwealth”. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn

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The Seniors United Party of Australia’s policies “are aimed at securing a better and fairer deal for all seniors an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4c

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Then there’s the Non-Custodial Parents Party (Equal Parenting. equalparenting.org.au I’m guessing they might have… grievances.

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So the Involuntary Medication Objectors (Vaccination/Fluoride) Party “needs your support to turn back this great ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…72

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@jeamland @jonoabroad I keep thinking I should watch it every time I see it on The Streaming Services. One day.

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Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Dive at moth! Eat moth! Chirp! Chirp! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! twitter.com/best_in_dumbes…

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@jonoabroad @stufromoz @swearyanthony @johnb78 So, you know how I used to work in live broadcasting? I saw that you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qu

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Or as I prefer to call it, “meaningless statistical noise”. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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HANDY: “Current register of political parties” at @AusElectoralCom aec.gov.au/Parties_and_Re…

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@jeffsonstein Australia is definitely the wrong country.

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AtticusThomas My wife is rewatching the Golden Girls and I can’t stop thinking about how the pitch meeting for the pilot would ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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@garystark Thanks to a supporter, I have a bottle of rum en route, and that’s sure to do the job.

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@jonoabroad @jeamland I have done neither of these things, but I hear the first of them is really good.

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 465: Short week with cybers and jerkbirds” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 22–28 April.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AyY7

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Gwyntaglaw what on earth was a politician doing lowering the tone of a perfectly respectable strip club twitter.com/ACurrentAffair…

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The total currently stands at $622, so that’s an amazing $110 to Black Dog. You can do better. Seriously.

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So now it’s your turn. Check the details at stilgherrian.com/edict/00084a/ then go to the relevant give-me-money page with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nF

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DECIDED: “The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” will run for four hours, 1900 to 2300 AEST on Sat 4 May. Half of y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N9

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Well the Jewish shape shifting lizards have taken out a Labor candidate this time, @dobes @rohan_p. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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JamesCoyne This is an absolute work of art. pic.twitter.com/KWDnB3wa7d

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@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer Thank you. It was a fun recording session. We’ve got one more before the election.

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@nschultz That’s already in hand. A bottle of Bundy OP has been ordered by one of my Devoted Fans™.

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This is some pretty sad shit, eh.

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Once it’s 2100 AEST I’ll officially announce The Plan, then keep harassing you for money, in between the usual shit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N9

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(Just quietly, a clear consensus seems to have emerged hours ago, but you should click through and vote anyway beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8C

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This Twitter Poll over here will decide whether after FOUR HOURS the livestream will just keep going, split for a s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rO

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It’s kinda like “The 9pm One Nation Policy Reading” that I did before the last federal election in 2016. Oh boy was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L5

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UPDATE: Due to reasons, “The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” livestream will happen next Sat 4 May…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AT

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jturner_au A tweet for the ages twitter.com/uscert_gov/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin I think you’d make an awesome Disney Princess.

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Check these two! It’s their last weekend out before the police dig up their garden to find the teeth of 46 orphans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ

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@roisin6 A consensus seems to be emerging, but whatever the length there will be some sort of breaks to pace things..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g2

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UPDATE: The tip jar now contains $478, so thanks everyone. That’s a 4-hour podcast at least, with a choice of what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…by

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aaronkearneyaus The middle aisle at @ALDIAustralia.
A place of dreams…
A place of nightmares… pic.twitter.com/eOqyEBeQjG

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@Angrybudgie @spreaker Oh well there will be breaks, or at least pre-recorded bits to give me a break. Music is pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…81

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Actually $238. I can’t type into spreadsheets properly, apparently.

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I’ve just been looking through the candidate lists at the @AusElectoralCom website and… goodness me. aec.gov.au/election/candi…

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UPDATE: The tip jar now stands at $408, so that’s a 4-hour livestream. Thank you. The question of what happens to y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pI

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@glengyron Well I can understand their motives.

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@glengyron Greeks, Indonesians, they’re the same to you, eh.

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allspaw yep, The Singularity is just around the corner, I’m sure of it! pic.twitter.com/hx0BIiBDVy

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@NuclearAnthro Ah. At least I’m not having sex next door. :/

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Yes, and every time that thought brings me enormous joy. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@jpwarren That said, I really do need danger money for this.

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@jpwarren The fourth option is kinda that, but with Black Dog Institute getting a cut.

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Interesting. I wonder whether this early consensus will hold. pic.twitter.com/CutBd83WKJ

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PLEASE CHOOSE: Once the tip jar tops $400 for a 4-hour livestream, which of these four options sounds best to you?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A6

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UPDATE: Announcing “The 9pm Minor Party Policy Filibuster” livestream next Sat 4 May. There’s already $358 in the t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zz

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javeedsukhera Next time someone says “mental health” what if we took out “mental” and just said “health?”

“I need time off for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rU

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Sun plan, confirmed: Administrivia (done); consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; 1700 gin experiments; read a book..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is

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@SnarkyPlatypus The folks at IRA probably have KPIs to meet.

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davpope “Scott Morrison had a choice between standing up for ripped-off workers or sucking up to a tosser who ripped them o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pN

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jonkudelka Definitely not a monster. Absolutely no question about it. The matter is settled.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Heh. For so many people them’s fighting words, but as a “professional” writer you write for your au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…18

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firstdogonmoon seriously though this is like the headline in a tim burton movie about a loveable yet misunderstood family of ghouls twitter.com/TomRichardson/…

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threatpost In a recent Threatpost poll, 53 percent of respondents said they don’t believe that consent exists or is possible i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oE

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@SnarkyPlatypus @arwon Actually that Wikipedia article is quite a good synopsis of the book. Diamond fleshes that o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua

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@arwon @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, it’s 22 years old now, and there’s so much new work outside the white European perspec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bb

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glengyron I agree with Kudelka. Palmer will be Prime Minister. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus You can probably find longer summaries of the “Germs” part of the thesis. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns,_Ger… O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3a

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@SnarkyPlatypus See also “Guns, Germs, and Steel” by Jared Diamond, although also see the “mixed reception”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns,_Ger…

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@jeamland @glengyron This is brilliant. I would also recommend it to @dobes and @dj2mn and @t0m3llArd and anyone el..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…68

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@purserj Thanks. I haven’t been to Port Kembla for many, many years. I should wander down some time.

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@purserj This all seems quite terrible. Except for the car carrier, obviously.

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davpope Caught Canberra’s new red flyer to Gungahlin. Weird the psychological difference tracks in the ground seem to make,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7g

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@akent Why have you turned away from Jesus?

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@DDsD I don’t think that counts.

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“‘Logistics’ or ‘Logistics Art Project’ is a 2012 experimental art film conceived and created by Erika Magnusson an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AJ

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SDECoxHealth Annabelle going to prom. A reminder, leave room for the holy spirit when you dance. Graphic included for your conve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lc

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HamillHimself “you’re” twitter.com/SWatercolour/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus No they said so on the TV. Here’s a photo of Freedom and Democracy being pumped into Iraq. pic.twitter.com/AEhQWRc2VR

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TomRichardson Peter a good dad and not monster pic.twitter.com/ngYmwmvemA

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@jturner_au Is the missing word “fuckwit”? Asking because I reckon @SwiftOnSecurity needs to know.

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benpobjie “Scott Morrison: Because Australia Deserves A PM Who Holds Invisible Jumper Leads” twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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@kattekrab @staticsan All interesting suggestions, thank you. I must learn to be more willing to let go of the original concept.

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@Nicholosophy From a creative angle you’d want the pacing to be reasonably consistent throughout, with the usual li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9E

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Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Anyway, later today I’ll decide how to deal with this situation. @staticsan makes a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg

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I also realised this, which raises the very real possibility that it could become a livestream in more ways than on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vh

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Well, in just over an hour, people clicked on these links enough times to bring the total to $358, so the livestrea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu

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UPDATE: So yeah last night I announced that next Saturday I’ll be livestreaming a reading of minor party election p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ag

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@purserj He ran for a Queensland state seat for One Nation before. There’s a Mark Ellis up for the Liberal Democrat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT

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SHEEP NEWS: “The world record for the most merino ewes shorn in eight hours has been broken at a farm in Western Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x6

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Pffft! Who amongst us hasn’t had to ask, rhetorically and with obvious frustration, “Who have I kidnapped?” twitter.com/EssexCanning/s…

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Cyberarms Hacking using Electronic Warfare platforms:
“The US Air Force has publicly acknowledged using its Compass Call jam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F4

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upulie The lack of adequate fungicides should also help with this. Try swimming in a beaver dam too. For extra special she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xg

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upulie Please, I agree: go have sex with the earth, hippies, esp if you haven’t vaccinated for toxoplasmosis. Let natural..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kT

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Well, when a Prince and a Princess love each other very much… twitter.com/contextproblem…

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SwiftOnSecurity Interesting user-side narrative of a forensic search of a Mac. twitter.com/kohenari/statu…

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@annie_parker Well that always improves everything immediately.

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Sun plan, draft: Eggs; administrivia; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; read a book whose author I’m interviewi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eV

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Sunday. Everyone is brimming with yoghurt and sincerity. Sunday.

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Today is Day 18 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 20. Enjoy.

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seanomeara @JenWilliamsMEN @johnmcternan who wore it best though? pic.twitter.com/Z00mPE9uij

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@dekrazee1 @jonoabroad I have literally no idea what that means.

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