Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 29th, 2019

Oh is Ian Duncan Smith an actual person.

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glynmoody Drop Huawei or we could cut intelligence ties, US warns UK - theguardian.com/technology/201… US tells its poodle to come to heel…

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QUOLL. (But check the replies for a “clarification”.) twitter.com/ausgeo/status/…

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MikeStuchbery_ Pro-tip: If you have aspirations of a political career, don’t do a line of coke during a livestream. pic.twitter.com/v51h7V4CTo

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One last plug for the night. Livestreamed stupidity on Saturday night. Details at stilgherrian.com/edict/00084a and half..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n5

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@Ifearforfuture I have not. Noted, and added to the check it out list. Thanks.

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@jennylmackinnon It’s a comedy news panel game show. Probably nothing suitable?

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@AusRob It’s certainly a 1970s interpretation of a 1960s concept.

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@jennylmackinnon It’s probably on YouTube, but I have a VPN with unlimited data transfers so yes I am currently connecting from London.

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@jennylmackinnon I’m watching it on BBC iPlayer through, ah, technical means.

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@gilfer @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Yeah I’m seeing @samanthamaiden confirming that. Gawd people Do get worked up!

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I know this illustration from way back when and I could never work out why they were all on sticks. twitter.com/70sscifiart/st…

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@mattgillard It’s always warm in that tunnel.

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Lately I’ve been watching “Breaking The News”, a panel show from BBC Scotland. Not bad at all, provided you can cop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ib

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @erstkate Probably just a Latham Stare Moment, wondering whether he rooted her at uni.

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MalwareJake A tale of diversity at @cynetsystems in two pictures… pic.twitter.com/li8aKl9M5Z

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@oberonsghost I don’t know that we can read too much into one still image though. Too easy to selecting out of context.

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@oberonsghost I saw the photo. It’s not a good look.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Rhys_Needham The meaning of the final punchline has been lost in the mists of time, but apart from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fw

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@techAU @Colgo It’s true. I watched it and I have lost at life.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Rhys_Needham You can’t buy broom handles online either.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Rhys_Needham Also, they are not available for online order, though fuck knows why.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Rhys_Needham Delivery options are going to depend on size and weight, obviously.

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@Rhys_Needham @SnarkyPlatypus So, you want to erase your tweet?

Here all week, folks.

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@Rhys_Needham @SnarkyPlatypus If only there were some way we could find out.

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I’d forgotten about this wonderful song! twitter.com/gavmacn/status…

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NewtonMark I know you despise them all, but when you vote have a think about who should be getting your $2.35 worth of AEC ele..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kN

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@twcau It’s an external event management company, so no they don’t. :)

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@Shiv1000 No no, still with the gin. I think for the UK’s National Archives that gin is the way to go.

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Hey does anyone want a Monday night rabbit-hole to go down? The The National Archives UK’s Flickr account…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dl

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@upulie @SnarkyPlatypus @RealNickHodge This is one of my favourites. “Wind Costume’. Late 19th century Japanese han..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PU

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@upulie @SnarkyPlatypus @RealNickHodge Indeed. As I say, High Victorian portrait photograph is a fascinating genre. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus @RealNickHodge “Photograph of Ching Hook in fighting attitude. One of three photographs of boxers r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5P

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@NewtonMark @dobes I’m now with @NicholasFryer in that The Engadine Maccas Incident needs to be acknowledges as canon.

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“More than 270 died from overwork-related illnesses in Indonesia elections” reuters.com/article/us-ind… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @RealNickHodge No, but you can have leaves in salad. In fact they’re quite common.

(Also, the musc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tu

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@SnarkyPlatypus One of the standard page-per-month calendars could easily have salad suggestions.

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@SnarkyPlatypus A recipe book? Or a calendar for the kitchen wall?

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@BobGrrl I reckon GCHQ has done that deliberately.

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jonkudelka Probably would have been a better idea for all three in hindsight. pic.twitter.com/PXQKtB3EVE

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HAHAHAHA. They are so padding right now.

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ahptik THE RESTROOM REQUIRES A SACRIFICE pic.twitter.com/99zJb1dGvn

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OK so now I need to get to London. twitter.com/GCHQ/status/11…

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@trentyarwood @ApostrophePong Gosh, that looks rather nice. Thank you. I’ll have to get my lovely supporters to sor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7F

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@Ifearforfuture @jonkudelka All good. I am robust, and I’m pretty sure @jonkudelka is too.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Actually you’re quite right. I am clearly huffing the wrong things.

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So @R_Chirgwin is against chook-huffing, @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus, and that’s just not fair. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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@DecayRSO Yeah exactly, though should I have a go at them that much? They’re handcuffed to the debate rules. On the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tw

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@trentyarwood It’s a deal, though I’ve only been up your way the once with @ApostrophePong. Have you got a train fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m7

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@CoreyRaynes @murpharoo I should only critique the content, since my experience is in radio not TV, primarily, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kq

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jonkudelka I feel much stupider than when I started watching this debate.

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So JUST when it started to get interesting, 7TWO cut the bickering about electric car prices to go to the next ques..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hH

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@jonkudelka I do so love a literary reference.

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jonkudelka He totally will steal all your ute you know.

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ohaifakenewsbot Did Jon Really Drink Dog Semen In This 1990 Garfield Comic? Jim Davis Says No buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/ga…

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@trentyarwood Oh that looks very nice, and 1000% better than watching this stupid debate. But here I am.

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@Ponder_Stybbons Only during the Speed Debate. We’re always provided with drinks on the stage. youtube.com/watch?v=SsoIgP…

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I know that both sides have to agree to the debate rules, but this is so over-rehearsed it works against both of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i7

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Morrison and Shorten seem to have been told what the questions are, and they seem to be reading prepared answers of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QQ

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Thank God for the invention of gin.

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We’re 11 minutes in before the first actual question. GET ON WITH IT.

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Mind you, I’m guessing I’ll be on the final Speed Debate panel again. I always go WAY off piste, but that seems to work.

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I managed to convince the conference booking system to skip “Title” and “Surname” with an underscore, and I’m pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CF

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joshgnosis The reason this wasn’t the bombshell news last month is that it isn’t news. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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Hahaha. Morrison is opening, and he’s opening with the same first two lines as his call-the-election speech. I know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Io

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@horheii @boieau I don’t care. :) It’s wonderful.

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IT’S DEBATE TIME!

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Just booked my flights and accommodation for AusCERT. Very pleased to be staying at @QTHotels Gold Coast once more…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FO

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@juhasaarinen Also, Brian Eno’s “Fullness Of Wind (Variation On ‘The Canon In D Major’ by Johann Pachelbel)” youtube.com/watch?v=bYCVke…

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And it’s worth every second of your attention. twitter.com/horheii/status…

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haruki_zaemon 8yo: “Sugar-free chocolate tastes like chocolate made by someone who has no idea how to make chocolate.”

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upulie It’s totes the only way to wear a tote pic.twitter.com/10uOy6Pn86

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The contributions currently stand at $726.99 so that’s $163.45 to Black Dog. You can do better than that, people…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob

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stilgherrian ICYMI last night, I’ve committed myself to a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies this Saturday ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0O

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@juhasaarinen I’ve actually mostly been farting today.

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@oberonsghost I saw that! These things always only attract the hardcore wonks and tragics, but this year even more so.

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GordyPls Today in “Things That Totally Happened” with Matt twitter.com/mattjcan/statu…

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Note that the debate is on 7TWO not 7ONE. The latter, being the primary channel of the network, has that vital prog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dP

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Do you use your goat alone or under a blanket? Now you can keep it clean! twitter.com/kee_fry/status…

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Mon plan, remainder: 1900 watch Leaders Debate on 7TWO; light dinner, probably; pottering until I retire for an early night.

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@brisvegas1 @mich181189 Wow I haven’t heard that song in a VERY long time!

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God I needed that nap.

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A bettered metaphor would be the human centipede. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@rob_mcknight Apparently not. Some bullshit about it being addictive. Sooks. pic.twitter.com/4ZISmrdGAL

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@James_Jeffrey I, however, paddle gently through life in a state of constant serenity.

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Some people must shock really easily. twitter.com/rob_mcknight/s…

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To be fair, this is how Newspoll should really be presented. pic.twitter.com/S21Z9XSfL6

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@dobes Well @joelpmichael is shipping me a bottle of Bundy OP, so it’s already quality all the way.

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I would like to thank* @naamanzhou for including my shitty meme in this @GuardianAus campaigning wrap…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ql

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@iiTalW Ah yes, I see. The lighting in the first photo was ambiguous. Are you saying that your arse is the wrong shape?

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@GreenJ Only for people who are winning at it.

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@iiTalW But it has a poo hole for your convenience.

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@FlickRubicon You probably know more than me then. I only op in and out when a news angle blips up and I notice it. :)

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The ‘pedia says adults typically get three colds a year, kids six. I’m running slightly above average this year, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SO

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Current status: Sneezing and exhibiting other symptoms of the Common Cold. This is most unfair.

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@jeamland @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @CaptGetUp On the weekend Captain GetUp was sighted in Mayo.

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markhumphries Recruitment video for Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party. pic.twitter.com/FDlfgzJuOQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually turning a car into a MUD server is kind of a cool idea.

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@NewtonMark Students. Sydney Uni Liberal Club skiving off.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus They wouldn’t have sent the A-Team, let alone Captain GetUp.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, they could quite easily it seems. Encryption? Who needs encryption?

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@SteveMolk Not even He can save us now… ;)

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@FlickRubicon Thanks very much, Flick. I’ve been sort-of following this diplomatic angle for a couple of years now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QW

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Meanwhile, in the world of smart car cybersecurity… twitter.com/realJamesClick…

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@NewtonMark There is not a single place to eat in the entirety of the Republic.

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Fascinating interview was fascinating. A story will appear at @zdnetaustralia tomorrow.

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@CptHollingworth Yes. Definitely. It would definitely be that thing and not anything else.

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@manaz_d To be fair, they’re number 3 on that list overall. But we have plenty here at @bunjaree* and they’ve decid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jl

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ki_sekiya The man who …. still boasts of ‘achievements’ from a past-life, as it he were fresh new candidate:

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Those goddam crimson jerkbirds are throwing things onto the roof again.

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Reuters Two U.S. Navy warships sail through strategic Taiwan Strait reut.rs/2J7zUJP pic.twitter.com/GfCroHK4e5

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@abaranov Well obviously, yes. At least according to the messages I receive via the fillings in my teeth.

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@LowyInstitute And for Thailand watchers, “From coups to crises: where next for Thailand?”

Sydney 14 May:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KJ

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At @LowyInstitute on 29 May: “Exporting the Great Firewall: Censorship and the Chinese internet”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…na

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@CptHollingworth Back in Adelaide. From memory it was The Old Lion followed by Her Majesty’s Theatre, but there see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie

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@purserj Yes. This jerkbird deserves its own column in a national broadsheet newspaper. @dobes and @GreenJ would both approve, I’m sure.

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@franksting @jplonie I am not in either city today and you can’t prove I am.

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@CptHollingworth This must be the same tour I saw them on. Beastie Boys in one venue that night, then a quick cab ride to Ride in another.

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Maybe I should become a well-known conservative columnist, because the work seems to consist of just writing the sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NN

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Concentrating on work now. Back with you at lunchtime.

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Gridlock At first I thought Stanford University Press was going to merge with @Pinboard but this makes even less sense. twitter.com/cwellmon/statu…

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@CosmicRami I’ve never considered this question before, but I don’t think so.

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burgotastic War whales are the sandworms of the ocean

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@evcricket @BundyB @GreenJ Well I did share a house with a guy once whose daily routine involved “brekky bongs”. Tw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db

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@dekrazee1 This. “Hazard reduction” (preventative) rather than “back burning” (managing a live fire front). I am a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9X

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Word on the Twitters is that there’s a lot of brain worms around this morning. pic.twitter.com/LqNRTDuhIw

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Mon plan, confirmed: Read as much as I can of a book, then 1330 interview its author; definitely final edits to tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gk

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dobes Labor’s plan to nationalise children sure has a lot of tongues waging.

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NickFeik Frydenberg preferencing Palmer’s UAP 2nd! twitter.com/SimoLove/statu…

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jeamland @garthk Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your policies.

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@joelpmichael @danmurphys It’s true. And then they need the pack mule to get it down the track to @bunjaree. But we have all week.

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profmusgrave They’re only called “think tanks” if they have tracked wheels, otherwise they’re “intellectual armored vehicles” twitter.com/profmusgrave/s…

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kevinmgill Jupiter’s mid-northern latitudes, @NASAJuno Perijove 16 - flic.kr/p/24HDZ1Z pic.twitter.com/xdQiq5Ft9Q

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“Border Force confirms IT outage affecting Australia’s international airports” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4I

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Impressed that the Bundy OP @joelpmichael ordered for me on the weekend so I can survive Saturday’s podcast was alr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aD

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@NewtonMark That could make sense. The realtime apps already tell people the reality of the train movements rather..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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@yashalevine So much for computers, eh? Great interview, Yasha. Harry has such an intelligent curiosity too. I real..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q3

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Still, when all the trains are running an hour late you can still get one reasonably frequently. ;)

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This is indeed an impressive system meltdown, and I’m just picking one journey I happen to have saved in @TripView. pic.twitter.com/BPoXDyP2yH

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This guard knows their audience. twitter.com/DrRhysPockett/…

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Here’s the footage of that beluga with the harness. twitter.com/KEIKO4CHANGE/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus This will make Penny Wong’s speech and Q&A on Wednesday particularly interesting.

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@theharryshearer @yashalevine The show notes refer to him as “Sasha Levine”, though, which is slightly embarrassing.

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This week’s “Le Show” from @theharryshearer includes a long interview with @yashalevine about “the surveillance sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EU

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jrhennessy war whales!! war whales!!!! twitter.com/elisabethbraw/…

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@oberonsghost Ideally, yes. I saw what you did there.

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@dobes The truly fun experience is when it starts off hot, and then the LPG runs out just as you’re naked and lathe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vv

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I don’t know whether this breakfast is exciting* or not but here it is. pic.twitter.com/jE85wYeF8E

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TrainLinkWest ⚠️ Please continue to allow for extra travel time after a power outage due to a broken cable affected all signals b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hM

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jeremysear If this harmful garbage is what the ABC is offering now, it looks like the Libs have already wrecked it twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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Morrison announces “$156 million election pledge that includes new scholarships and recruitment programs.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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Little-known out-take from “The Sound of Music”. twitter.com/KevinMKruse/st…

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@gminks @jpwarren Nazis used wheels too. And water.

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SwiftOnSecurity @jpwarren Computers can literally be replaced with hammers that’s the definition of Turing-complete

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DrBenjaminJones Just incredible that the repeatedly discredited Bradfield Scheme is back in the news thanks to Joyce. Along with hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bV

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Further alleged plans can be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with an entirely gratuitous photo of a bird. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Exciting* breakfast; read as much as I can of a book, then 1330 interview its author; definitely f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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What a lovely autumn day ahead for the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/4iNigW7TSE

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@jplonie @purserj More explosions means more good.

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jxeeno can’t wait for the ministries to be announced post fed election. I’m proposing:

Minister for Car Parks and Marginal Seat Affairs

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ICYMI last night, I’ve committed myself to a livestreamed reading of minor party election policies this Saturday ni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0O

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expectproblems We are so much cooler than I realised. twitter.com/TheStuffOfMeme…

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Samsung is now controlling the weather. pic.twitter.com/pYX0BQwwGj

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It’s statistical noise well within the poll’s margin of error, @BreakfastNews. Please focus on the policy destinati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i2

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HAPPY MONDAY. Today is Day 19 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 19. We’re halfway there, but there ain’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IW

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Monday. Why everything is titled exactly 3.25 degrees to the northwest is a mystery that will shape your day. Troubling. Monday.

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