Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 7th, 2019

Nah, going to bed. I need my beauty sleep. Oh God do I need my beauty sleep.

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fs111 I really do not like the term “tech worker”: We are not going into code mines, ruin out lungs with build dust or an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9j

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Should I go to bed? Or pour another of those disgusting shots of bad rum?

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@HiyuMarten @SwiftOnSecurity Look, Hiyu, the danger of furries in space is important for @SwiftOnSecurity to unders..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…II

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More ballistic means more deterrence, right @NuclearAnthro? twitter.com/defense_news/s…

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@wibbly @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @skwashd I guess I’ll take a look, but I’m already annoying @SnarkyPlatypus rather a lot.

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@alexdante @jetztgibtshaue Piss on it. The urine will neutralise the stout.

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Is it “people not being such fuckin’ sooks”? twitter.com/theage/status/…

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@ChrisDonnelly12 OK, I’ll bite. What is the “phone nirvana”?

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@jonkudelka @TatteredRemnant @James_Jeffrey Bagpipes are just emptied-out snakes sewn to a dead sheep, and then you blow through them.

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@MsJennyHunter I’ve never been to UK or France, but I’ve used the Australian equivalents a lot.

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@jonoabroad Not that Paul Kelly. Though — controversial view — they’re both overrated.

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glengyron He never will. He’s a sociopath. twitter.com/9newsaus/statu…

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jonkudelka Do not come there might be snakes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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That reminds me. @James_Jeffrey and @jonkudelka, “The Wonks’ Dictionary”, in conversation with @AntonyGreenABC, Tue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l3

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@jonkudelka His essays on the Eurovision finals are particularly enlightened.

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jonkudelka One egg, then one egg. What if it’s a Fibonacci sequence of egg attacks? Next time it will be two eggs, then three,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pH

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SteveMolk Australia Votes: Leaders’ Debate Wednesday 8th May on ABC News | FULL STORY - tvblackbox.com.au/programs/2019/… pic.twitter.com/R2v8UljsRk

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@jpwarren Please say hello to Malaysia for me.

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@gnoll110 @smidgey Mass extinction sounds good to me.

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Oh FFS, Paul Kelly. It doesn’t matter what the growth rate of the pie is. The issue is that cunts like you and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tS

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@gnoll110 @smidgey Lovely. I’m all for a bit of guillotine.

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@gnoll110 @smidgey Noted. I will be speaking about these things in my terrible podcast later this week.

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norock USE. A. FUCKING. METAL. SPOON. AND. WASH. IT. twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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The total is now at $1701.93, so that’s $650.97 to @blackdoginst, and 50% of all tips from here on until election n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fn

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snurb_dot_info “I’m about to invade Venezuela, and you’re all coming with me.” twitter.com/kaitlancollins…

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@alexkidman MORE IMPORTANTLY HAVE YOU VOTED IN THE IMPORTANT POLL. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Yes, this piece by @alexkidman is:
1. Amusing.
2. Definitely over-thinking things.
3. Alright, kind of my fault…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8N

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@alexkidman FFS now you want me to READ as well? Oh OK. Stand by.

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trentyarwood “completely deidentified” twitter.com/hacks4pancakes…

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@alexkidman How is this my fault? It’s your fuckin’ lizard.

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@Aitch_El Well he wouldn’t have. This bit of history is a huge gap in my knowledge, and now I’m intrigued by the po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…34

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smidgey compare the pair:

Eggboy
* eggs Nazis
* successful yolk delivery
* one crime at a time
* no charges

Egggirl
* poo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sx

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@_midofo_ There’s a good bit of that, sure. I wonder whether this series got any of the BBC’s soft propaganda budge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jS

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@Aitch_El Yeah I found that curious too. I’d never know that the Wobblies were even a thing in Australia.

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NewtonMark “Proprietary encryption.” twitter.com/hacks4pancakes…

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@bolambert65 Search for Wentworth Falls. I’m near there at @bunjaree. Zoom out from here. goo.gl/maps/Zn9MiYJ6U… pic.twitter.com/3uA61hnZNy

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@bolambert65 Exactly. It’s just ridiculous right now, but only 10 days to the federal election.

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@_midofo_ OK it also gets pretty bad at the end. “The Ordnance Survey represents everything about Britain at its be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1K

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@_midofo_ You’ll be glad to know there isn’ too much of Mr Pax Britannia, but I understand completely.

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@bolambert65 Still in the Blue Mountains west of Sydney.

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This half-to-Black-Dog deal runs until whenever the ABC’s Antony Green calls the federal election result on 18 May.

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Right now the tip jar holds $1651.93, so deducting my initial $400 in the original deal, that’s $625.97 to Black Do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…za

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I was seriously thinking of becoming a cartographer after high school. I’d learned mapmaking in the Scouts, proper..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cP

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Fellow Cartographic Nerds: “A Very British Map. The Ordnance Survey Story” (BBC Timeshift) youtube.com/watch?v=w5_kWz… pic.twitter.com/uvMdnTsgnD

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@dmeeze @datakid23 @LowyInstitute @ASPI_org ANU has a College of Asia and the Pacific, but I haven’t explored their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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@dmeeze @datakid23 It’s an excellent podcast, though AU-CN doesn’t come up much. Explore from @LowyInstitute and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus As I keep saying, British Empire Curry is a thing, a creature of its own. I was rece..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WX

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or as I like to call it, Empire Rendang.

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EricCrampton The robot is stuck in the grass, the dinner it is trying to deliver growing cold, spinning its wheels trying to get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KY

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mate, that’s top-shelf curried sausages there! Note the bacon.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost And arriving tomorrow is a half-case of Passion Pop, two bottles of each of the excel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fh

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost More seriously, I have only today received a shipment of wine, including two bottles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6i

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johnb78 To be honest I’m genuinely undecided but it was definitely funny pic.twitter.com/jHLAwvldL3

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Simon_Cullen Britain’s power stations went without burning any coal for the longest period since the Industrial Revolution over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mi

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@JustJimWillDo @ASPI_org I’m getting the distinct feeling that quite a few former and current US intelligence chief..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wy

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@cheeseyapacman @NewtonMark And who can blame them. They’ve been doing excellent work this year when responding to enquiries.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m guessing they have quite a bit of data to tell, say, whether there’s been a change in browsing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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Some sense re China from Admiral Mike Rogers, former head of the NSA, speaking at an @ASPI_org dinner in Canberra t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…in

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ByCommonConsent I love the poetry of auto-translated restaurant reviews. pic.twitter.com/UTEhv8cnMC

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m curious. What was the process, given you’had to go outside the published recovery procedure?

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Bedeapk The Iron Bank are unscrupulous usurers who enforce debt repayments with violence - so pretty much yep. twitter.com/liberalaus/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @davispg I wouldn’t think this. People are really, really stupid.

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@noreasonspec Yes. Or a blocked user. Or a blocking user.

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So the AEC responds to this, and then there’s a thread. twitter.com/t_t29055017/st…

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stilgherrian For some reason the university administration forbade the catapults after that. That was the year that Prosh Day co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…12

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stilgherrian Once, a young women happened to walk in front of a catapult as it was being fired. An egg hit her chest at very clo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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stilgherrian It was a giant slingshot. Two of them held the front end of the loops and stood firm. The third pulled the bucket b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q5

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stilgherrian In those days SA Police couldn’t send a car into Adelaide Uni without protest. One Prosh Day they had two cars stat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AS

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JustJimWillDo It’s like deja vu all over again.

Come on, really? twitter.com/t_t29055017/st…

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@Angrybudgie That does seem to be one of the lessons, yes.

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New Australian Federal Police badge for exceptional bravery. May also be awarded to civilians who have survived suc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8M

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Needless to say, the replies, etc. twitter.com/jenbechwati/st…

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MsRebeccaRobins @stilgherrian @MSMWatchdog2013 This is better the Trove story amazing trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/arti…

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stilgherrian Sounds about right. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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stilgherrian “At its peak the Commonwealth Police Force numbered about 50 men, almost all of whom were based in Queensland, desp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di

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stilgherrian The second par about the Commonwealth Police is equally loopy. “Hughes claimed Australia was at risk from possible..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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stilgherrian Remember, folks, it was the throwing of an egg that led to the creation of the Commonwealth Police in 1917 because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1u

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I am 100% certain that not a single police officer in Australia will laugh. twitter.com/dmeeze/status/…

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They train for years for moments just like this. Imagine the respect they’ll have earned from their colleagues for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@Rashas_Mo As yes, all the tweets from Peter “He is not a monster and he can so do percentages” Dutton…

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Tue plan, update: Mission Accomplished. I’ve actually been sleeping nearly all afternoon, so I don’t know what that’s all about.

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: Who would you rather see headline the Liberal Party campaign launch this Sunday? Please retweet.

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swearyanthony “Threatening the prime minister with death”. Good to see she’s got a very normal brain twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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ARationalFear Big show tonight at @giantdwarf 7.30pm
🎙️@hingers
🎙️@aliterative
🎙️@LewisHobba
🎙️@JaneCaro
🎙️@danilic
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GordyPls Australia has a reputation for being laid-back, easy-going and not charging in like a bunch of fools. This is all o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4h

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mfarnsworth November 20, 1975 - Never mind about an egg. pic.twitter.com/xZ3c76KgEY

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nbcwashington A woman asked to speak with “Agent Penis” while allegedly trespassing at CIA headquarters three days in a row. She..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fk

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mckellogs “what is your relationship to twitter and your followers” pic.twitter.com/c0HZT1oPDC

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My brain just came up with the phrase “Julian Assange sex dungeon” and now I don’t know what to do.

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Good God, the replies are just full of brain worm infectees. twitter.com/domaniicameron…

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fryan Trump tanked Chinese stock markets with one tweet, so now Chinese people are brainstorming possible solutions, incl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TB

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I’d rather stick my head up a cow’s arse. twitter.com/bhockings/stat…

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reselsnark Of course it is. twitter.com/grogsgamut/sta…

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joshgnosis Poo was found in a hollowed out book titled “Unpopular” left outside Tony Abbott’s office. 7news.com.au/politics/cops-…

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GrogsGamut That’s a ripper of an environmental policy twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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glengyron I don’t accept that it’s her fault that our media is so vacuous. twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…

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@upulie Oh dear, you’re not going Egg Truther with this?

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@JohnBirmingham @brisbanetimes But without Twitter you’d miss all the hot egg takes!

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glengyron What if they were live crabs? Two tonnes of copper? pic.twitter.com/aGfMkQzJEx

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually I might make some commemorative scrambled eggs.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Salad tonight. It will have beetroot in it.

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NewtonMark Ex-PM @TonyAbbottMHR got headbutted. @ScottMorrisonMP only got egged, so “being assaulted” is another thing other P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq

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mattcdef2000 “Unlawful use of an egg” twitter.com/KellyBurke7new…

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@jpwarren I think @SnarkyPlatypus does too, for when he gets back to work.

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Tue plan, somewhat belated version because I just noticed the time and realised I’d pissed anyway the entire mornin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yh

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Re this whole egg thing, WHERE WAS CAPTAIN GETUP WHEN AUSTRALIA NEEDED A TRUE SUPERHERO? Slack cunt.

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takethetwoo “I am just glad my son is okay” twitter.com/hamonryen/stat…

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glengyron It says a lot that Australian journalists identify more with the politicians targeted with eggs, that the people th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…go

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Picketer The CFMMEU threw the egg? pic.twitter.com/yqpLVGNuc6

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@JustJimWillDo Woolworths has it, according to The Intertubes.

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@JustJimWillDo Surely one of your local major supermarkets has an Imported Bullshit section?

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marquelawyers Lady threw an egg at you and missed, you’re not Franz Ferdinand. twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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“At its peak the Commonwealth Police Force numbered about 50 men, almost all of whom were based in Queensland, desp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di

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The second par about the Commonwealth Police is equally loopy. “Hughes claimed Australia was at risk from possible..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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NewtonMark The PM has described the person who egged him as “cowardly,” which seems odd considering the quantity of courage th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PJ

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dobes Massive hot take from Uhlmann pic.twitter.com/gegtfLd097

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SnarkyPlatypus I didn’t think it was possible but I think Morrison is stupider than Tony Abbott

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jonkudelka Ok I have thought of my egg cartoon now. Nobody do any more egg tweets in case you accidentally do it.

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Remember, folks, it was the throwing of an egg that led to the creation of the Commonwealth Police in 1917 because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1u

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johnb78 Counterpoint: it was also funny when someone threw a sandwich at Gillard twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

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dobes pic.twitter.com/ukYHlCFa72

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dobes Via a kind soul pic.twitter.com/mX7SWPMb09

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“The egg did not crack, even after bounding off the PM’s head and on to the ground.” twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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JoshButler The ABC has blitzed the field to get this scoop - an exclusive close-up with the egg itself abc.net.au/news/2019-05-0…

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Please check the Weekly Infocado Reports. avocado.org.au/our-programs/s… (Yes, that’s a thing.) twitter.com/jjprojects/sta…

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@purserj @jonkudelka You are definitely on the bad drugs, James.

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@CptHollingworth Look stop being a wuss she was fine. At least she wasn’t dead for long.

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Anyway, that looks like the outline of a segment for this week’s podcast with @NicholasFryer, so I’ll save the rest of the stories for then.

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For some reason the university administration forbade the catapults after that. That was the year that Prosh Day co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…12

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Once, a young women happened to walk in front of a catapult as it was being fired. An egg hit her chest at very clo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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It was a giant slingshot. Two of them held the front end of the loops and stood firm. The third pulled the bucket b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q5

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In those days SA Police couldn’t send a car into Adelaide Uni without protest. One Prosh Day they had two cars stat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AS

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In my day a conservative PM couldn’t appear at an event without a few bits and pieces being lobbed at him. I’m glad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ce

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What a sad bunch of wowsers we’ve become. twitter.com/PatsKarvelas/s…

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jonkudelka It’s an indication of how much I want this election campaign to be over that I heard about the egg and thought oh f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YD

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More important quoll news. Great photo tool. twitter.com/ConversationED…

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@SnarkyPlatypus They should have their heads bowed. Those wretches are not worthy to behold their king.

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I wish Mr @SuperCroup hadn’t started this thread. But he has, so you should read it. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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@juhasaarinen @dobes We live in strange times. Very soon the majestic Torvalds Butterfly will soar over Redmond.

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NickEvershed “please vote for peter dutton” pic.twitter.com/ZmSmMEMYGD

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expectproblems Vote for an inanimate object, something that inhibits the brain function of people nearby, or the marijuana plant. twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

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fryan @FarrahTomazin Melbourne woman Jing (Jennifer) Li, who has previously identified herself as being a Liberal Party m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm

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@alexkidman @James_Orex_Eade @mark_r_asser I’m worried that Godzillas get stereotyped.

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I’m not sure that this was really that much of a “mystery”. I mean, what ELSE did people think had happened? twitter.com/AFP/status/111…

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Trevor is proving more popular than I’d thought, at least in early voting. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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oliyoung Vote 1 small lizards twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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IMPORTANT POLL: Who would you rather see headline the Liberal Party campaign launch this Sunday? Please retweet.

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@NewtonMark @CaptGetUp Maybe he’s saving up his energy for the campaign launch this Sunday.

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jonkudelka The final episode of GOT is everyone just wandering about bumping into furniture completely not noticing the big fl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rW

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rebeccaharness This is so spot on I’m literally in tears from laughing so hard 😂 twitter.com/swiftonsecurit…

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expectproblems And thus, The Bulletin single-handedly made 21st century Australian politics entirely intolerable. twitter.com/TroveAustralia…

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The robot future we really need. twitter.com/michaelreeves0…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia”s cybersecurity chief Alastair MacGibbon resigns” zdnet.com/article/austra…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oN

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@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @davidgerard If you make friends with a nurse they might do… special requests.

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@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @davidgerard You know it makes sense. Also, you’re still in hospital, so there’s that.

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@R_Chirgwin Well; as I said yesterday, “For at least a year now, the consensus of the Canberra rumour mill has been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…36

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @davidgerard More a “final phase”, really. Earlier incarnations of Microsoft were the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3i

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@danilic @blackdoginst @spreaker @SoundCloud I hope that wasn’t triggered by my 4-hour idiocy, because that was mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0F

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@danilic @blackdoginst @spreaker @SoundCloud Hey that could be fun, and also quite flattering because you have proper people on that. :)

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@jennylmackinnon @R_Chirgwin “The power and strength of a fetish is obtained by placing the nostrils of the fetish..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wf

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@fran_b__ Bah. It’s already been done.

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@jennylmackinnon @R_Chirgwin A Google Images search for “fetish bear” is surprisingly wholesome, and educational.

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There was also a bit involving fetish bear sex workers who had to be moved on because they were frightening the children.

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Earlier there’d been a whole sequence involving time travel. Or maybe it was later. (I thought I’d get in that bit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zb

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His friends explained 8chan briefly. “But it sounded like they were all boys,” Keith said. And that led to more explanations.

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I had a dream this morning where 8chan had become a street gang and were ineffectually harassing pilgrims, except t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr

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Tuesday. Please, no strippers under the Cadillac. Tuesday.

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Today is Day 23 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 11. Isn’t it getting just better and better!

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edbott Utah woman. twitter.com/ABC7Chicago/st…

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stilgherrian PODCAST PLUG. I did this 4-hour livestream and people listened to it. You can listen to it too.

More impo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uK

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Why is it after midnight?

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