Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 10th, 2019

@BennettArron So you are, sorry, and an entire sentence! Cool. Are you enjoying being Irish?

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@BennettArron Um, that’s a story with the headline “Freddie Starr dead: ‘It’s tragic’ Neighbour says Starr ‘never had any visitors’”

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fivefifths This is a gazebo twitter.com/hypebeast/stat…

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To be fair, Victorian beaches are already pretty white. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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markreedwa The Liberal Party Federal Member for Hasluck hard at work…. for, um, Clive Palmer. Strange bedfellows. And a sure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ER

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@GreenJ Ah yes. I think you’re having a sook about the sportsball. How sad.

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stilgherrian @NicholasFryer @blackdoginst The tip jar currently holds $1818.93, so that’s $709.47 to Black Dog. Thank you, but y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dk

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stilgherrian @NicholasFryer REMINDER: Half* of all tips go to @blackdoginst through to when the ABC’s Antony Green calls the ele..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dq

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Arch Window of the Unlawful Use of an Egg” stilgherrian.com/edict/00086/ Warning: Contains some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G3

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@swearyanthony People keep telling me about this story. I haven’t read it yet, but it’s open in a browser tab.

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Wow I wish I could afford this much cocaine. twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/st…

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@sylmobile @StargazerFred A large astronomer? Just how large is this astronomer?

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Well you can’t argue with this logic. Unless you understand that America is only 4% of the world’s population. Righ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ma

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Now watching: Peter Cook & Dudley Moore, “Jesus’ Life” (1971). Filmed during the duo’s “Behind The Fridge” tour in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vf

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@twiddlekins @dobes They ask whether you’ve paid your television licence but I know you’ve done that.

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@mad6duck @Isayneversaydie @NewtonMark @dannolan Sure, but can you actually get mutton these days? I suppose I should ask a proper butcher.

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dunkingdad winx really let herself go in retirement pic.twitter.com/dbvNzAtIuf

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NewtonMark Starting to think @ScottMorrisonMP is unwell. pic.twitter.com/YrkK2oZPKr

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@dannolan @DDsD @sylmobile @NewtonMark Oh we are so fucked. By which mean you’re fucked. Us old people have had a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4i

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@twiddlekins @dobes Also, the “Fuck Pyramids” and sex with lobsters.

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@DDsD @sylmobile @NewtonMark @dannolan I feel like we’re giving @dannolan a solid chookducation here.

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Pollytics What’s the line of the election campaign so far?

For me it’s “We’ve brought the budget back to surplus next year”

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@NewtonMark @dannolan @sylmobile I actually miss roast mutton, because it had a more complex flavour. It’s like age..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1O

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@DDsD @NewtonMark @dannolan This, @dannolan, is the thing. The rise of chicken factories is one of the biggest tran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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I think that Pig Abduction is myself theme for tonight.

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@twiddlekins @dobes OK you need to watch it for the pig sequences and the wiggling.

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@NewtonMark @dannolan This is correct. Mutton was made from “retired” wool sheep. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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@NewtonMark @dannolan Also, chickens were about half the size back then because drugs. (The chickens, not me.)

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@NewtonMark @dannolan Can confirm. Chicken was for Christmas, and when everything else was closed on Christmas Day,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vF

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TheKouk Election betting ahead of weekend:
Labor $1.15
Coalition a stonking $7.20
$3.81 million in matched bets

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@twiddlekins @dobes But that said there’s a Pig Liberation scene. Or, as Miles Jupp described it, a Pig Abduction…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j

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@twiddlekins @dobes And there’s more George Monbiot, so there’s another reason not to watch it.

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@JustJimWillDo Mate, I am so fuckin’ Zen, you cunt.

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@twiddlekins @dobes Yeah the ratio of new to old is maybe 25%.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus To be fair, I don’t give a fuck what the chook thinks.

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So @dobes, this week’s NWO is one of those annoying BBC end-of run clip shows. You know, 6 x episodes and then a 7t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FG

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I have just done something with a chicken, @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/ajuAbLxTZ8

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@R_Chirgwin Well as you know I’m a hopeless romantic about such things.

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@sylmobile @Drag0nista @damonism Yep, it is SO far ahead of previous years, but the trend was clear anyway.

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@Drag0nista @sylmobile @damonism I’m an enormous fan of the Parliamentary Library. Some of the backgrounders on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zq

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@Drag0nista @sylmobile @damonism Damon does the election analysis at the Parliamentary Library, and these numbers are fascinating.

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@Drag0nista @sylmobile This by @damonism might be of interest: “Trends in early voting in federal elections”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

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@sylmobile AEC is tweeting is around 0830 each morning.

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@R_Chirgwin No longer “exclusive” if Nine ran it.

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AusElectoralCom @FizzgigGM @slpng_giants_oz @CatPurry9 @mandyhoskin1 @acmadotgov There is no truth in advertising under electoral l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P9

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“Foodora backpays AU$3m to some riders for unpaid super and wages” by @campbell_kwan zdnet.com/article/foodor…

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@erkpod Also, how does the handling compare with the suburban stock?

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@erkpod Hurrah! How far did you take it? Which run number?

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@NewtonMark BTW, we should perhaps organise that flying thing some time. Maybe I should email you.

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@NicholasFryer @blackdoginst The tip jar currently holds $1818.93, so that’s $709.47 to Black Dog. Thank you, but y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dk

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@NicholasFryer REMINDER: Half* of all tips go to @blackdoginst through to when the ABC’s Antony Green calls the ele..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dq

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Arch Window of the Unlawful Use of an Egg” stilgherrian.com/edict/00086/ Warning: Contains some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G3

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@bunjaree That’s probably a good thing, because slushy snow is fucking annoying.

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Alas, @bunjaree is at Wentworth Falls and only at around 850m, so no snow for us. twitter.com/BlackheathWx/s…

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BlackheathWx This next cluster of light shower activity could bring sleet or wet snow to areas above 1050M. Mt Vic may get lucky..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rO

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@markhumphries @PointlessAU @_AndrewRochford This really is a sad moment. I have champagne to commemorate, and I am..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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markhumphries Farewell to @PointlessAU pic.twitter.com/Tx9gDymeDL

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cybersecurity basics still the key for preventing business email compromise” zdnet.com/article/cybers…

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@joshgnosis @dobes There’s just so many excellent Senators these days!

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I am now fully caught up on @PointlessAU and ready for the final episode at 1800 AEST. I’ll get a drink ready too…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI

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@dobes @joshgnosis As opposed to Senator-in-Exile Culleton.

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@dobes It was the endless appeal of Nazis.

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@dobes I hadn’t seen their previous names.

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@dobes They didn’t quite make it to my shortlist.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybercriminals.

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@Neighorn Yep, the best trolling gets you arrested. :)

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@misosusanowa @GreenJ I quite like the idea of David Lynch as Australia’s Finance Minister.

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funder Whatever you do don’t retweet this video I found of Don Jr saying he’s “been to Russia many times” and saying he “s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nv

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HighCourtTrivia KIRBY J: How big was the gun?

MR PEEK: We have it in Court …

GLEESON CJ: If you are going to point it at us wouldtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…5E8g

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GreenJ This Twins remake is rubbish pic.twitter.com/YxAGKrZBUX

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OK, writing now. Shoosh please.

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@D_Keating Thank you. It wasn’t all that much fun yesterday, apart from the podcast recording which will be up late..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CU

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andrewwhiteau the wiggles have fallen on tough times twitter.com/caseybriggs/st…

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@larry_irving Heh. I was thinking, well, there IS a lot of money in razor blades… but even so.

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larry_irving $1.4 Billion dollars…

Harry’s razors company scores a $1.4-billion win for start-ups latimes.com/business/la-fi…

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@jodiem @misswired Maybe I’ll compare the two. Organise a blind tasting with “willing subjects”.

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@franksting @jsleeio @dobes @RealNickHodge I had an actual job, and Adelaide rents were less than now.

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This is the other thing I’ll be doing today. I’ve got a couple of episodes to catch up on, but I plan to watch the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Or

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That was a longer nap than expected, but clearly much needed. The plan is still the plan.

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sally_monster So @Viss got a vacuum sealer. He asked me for something to test it on. I am a horrible human being. I am so sorry,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4k

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matthew_d_green I don’t generally take Bitcoin Twitter very seriously but I’m starting to wonder if someone put something in the wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fx

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ErrataRob @matthew_d_green You are so wrong. The only thing staving off the heat death of the universe is our removal of entr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start (still in progress because I’m feeling dreadful); write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wy

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matthew_d_green There is only so much entropy in the Universe and every time you read from /dev/random you bring us all a little closer to disaster.

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SaraMG If you’ve ever sat at your keyboard and thought, “I’ll just show the end user the regex I’m using to validate their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oi

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tsgnews UPDATE: Charges dropped against man arrested for “I Eat Ass” sticker on his truck bit.ly/309FUrq Actual st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fy

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@jsleeio @dobes Seems fair. I got my first Mac in early 1985, a Fat Mac bought via @RealNickHodge when he worked fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ

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@CosmicRami @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Nope, not “bad”. You don’t learn tools for jobs you don’t do. But yeah, you need..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gW

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Also, I would never troll @dobes. He is self-trolling.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes It also runs the vast majority of everything on the internet that isn’t a desktop machine. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CC

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2GB873 TRAFFIC | Three southbound lanes of the Warringah Freeway are closed at Cammeray due to a crash involving a truck a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dd

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes “This is the year of Linux on the desktop” has been proclaimed… how many times now, @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ah

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The Year of Linux on the Desktop is the neckbeard equivalent of the Eternal September. Discuss. @dobes twitter.com/klintron/statu…

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MrCsandDs It begins.. pic.twitter.com/znNd4Y3nxW

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@aspientiae @purserj Oh that’s true. It’s a LONG time since I read “Rendezvous with Rama”.

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@JohnBarronUSA Also, who the hell calls them “bullet trains” this century?

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JohnBarronUSA Important caveat; they are not spending it on the train per se, just the train route. They would need $100+ billion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FG

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@aspientiae @purserj Does Rama count as an O’Neill Cylinder though? Is “spinning tube with life on the inside” enough?

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SnarkyPlatypus Friday music poll! Which is the better Fleetwood Mac song?

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mcclure111 Left: The Onion, 2015
Right: The New York Times, 2019 pic.twitter.com/R2Cw9EIOzv

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@arcadiagt5 @purserj We need to make sure. Drop more Cylinders.

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juhasaarinen This will blow up Twitter. twitter.com/robkhenderson/…

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Fri plan, outline draft: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia; finish the podcast post-production and publish the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MA

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@arcadiagt5 @purserj Can’t come too soon, if you ask me.

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@purserj That’s the one. There’s quite a few images of O’Neil Cylinders out there on the tubes, it seems. pic.twitter.com/zsCQzS5pyf

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@purserj That’s the irony of the Moon Landing Hoax conspiracy theory. The Moon landing was indeed a hoax, but that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qm

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Thank you, @purserj, I’ve been trying to think of their name. NASA built a whole bunch of these back in the early 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…14

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Today is Day 26 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 8. We’re counting down now. EIGHT.

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I think I would like to buy this valuable soon-to-be-beachside property. twitter.com/ldnhal/status/…

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And I was talking about the Glowing Frog People shrinking us all to the size of bacteria and building us rustic gin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9Z

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It’s a fair question, @CARROT_app, and finally some average weather for May. pic.twitter.com/SEL4kN106q

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Fri plan, background: Yesterday I fell asleep at around 5.30pm, and apart from the unavoidable breaks I slept throu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3u

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Hey @dobes it looks like @MrWyattR is going to be eaten by a jerkbird, which seems a shame. twitter.com/MrWyattR/statu…

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Friday. In front of you are four small cardboard boxes. You don’t have to choose one. You don’t have to open them…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fz

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