Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 14th, 2019

daniel_barker Type “auto-complete doesn’t generate interesting content” into your phone then throw it into a canal.

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RanTLaw When did dril take over the coalition?

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legalcheek ‘What did he say?’ pic.twitter.com/OZRS6Ley14

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What an odd but wonderful evening.

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I have just been told that Dick Smith and Bronwyn Bishop used to share a cubby house. Apparently this is not a euphemism.

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@JustJimWillDo @markhumphries @jonkudelka @James_Jeffrey Just the one drink there and one or two at the Broadway Crown and now I’m here.

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It begins. @markhumphries “interviews” @jonkudelka and @James_Jeffrey, after Mark has been piped in by James on his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xn

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Entering The Glebe.

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@moylecroft @lenoretaylor Yes but as far as I recall I’ve never written for The Guardian.

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@jpwarren @NicholasFryer That was a fabulous conspiracy theory.

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@moylecroft @lenoretaylor It is Day 30, and that’s simply a fact. Despite what those gin-huffing lefties at The Guardian might thing.

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@jpwarren @NicholasFryer I’ve forgotten what that’s in reference to. Is it The Mouseketeers?

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… but not when up against the Big Lobster in Kingston SE, South Australia. pic.twitter.com/Ww3TQO0GmY

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allthatweforget I feel horror in my hallway

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@LapTop006 Yeah there’s a lot of that about so you can just keep your distance. (Also, hope you’re better soon.)

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@strikhedonia01 That’s possible, but self-selected samples are always dangerous to work with.

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Soon I shall be at this thing at Gleebooks, with @James_Jeffrey and @jonkudelka and @markhumphries (who will be dre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ne

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Having a refreshing gin and tonic at the Broadway Crown, where there’s a very handy workbench with power outlets overlooking the street.

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This is also a self-selected sample of ABC website visitors. twitter.com/politicsabc/st…

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I see that The Australian, which has been closed for ages, has a notice on it saying they’ve applied for a 24-hour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dy

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@CptHollingworth Indeed. They clearly thought about how the lighting angles would work.

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@moylecroft I think I can find a suitable onesie before Saturday.

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This is false advertising. Giraffe or GTFO. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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tfswebb he later mentioned he had worked off and on in real estate since 1988

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tfswebb an uber driver told me he couldn’t vote labor because they’d bring in negative gearing. i said do you mean scrap? and he said no, introduce

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Rob_Stott Not sure you’ve thought this one through, Pauline. pic.twitter.com/sLisFQ7zYU

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bradesposito in case anyone overseas is wondering how the australian election is going pic.twitter.com/xDmtbvY4ue

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@JustJimWillDo I’ll also sit in Victoria Park for a little bit.

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BetootaAdvocate Dickson Electorate Clouded By Colossal Dark Mark As Peter Dutton Prepares For Final Battle: betootaadvocate.com/headlines/dick… pic.twitter.com/Yz26zL50Rw

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zdnetaustralia Husic says Labor is committed to reforming Australia’s encryption laws zd.net/2VB8sLO

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I have already WALKED PAST the Crystal Palace, the Agincourt, and Bar Broadway. I might have a sip at The Old Clare..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YO

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@MikePresland “40 minutes”? It’s not even half that!

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@SnarkyPlatypus The ATO’s ruling is that it’s an commodity and CGT applies. Also, ATO has recently started a joint..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U4

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Yes I realise that’s like a 15 minute walk but there are pubs on the way I’m not an idiot.

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I have a couple of hours to kill so I’m going to amble from Central to Glebe.

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@joshgnosis @riskybusiness @dobes So… how long has the Senator-in-Exile been in exile now?

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Pinboard I just learned that nearly every site running ads has a standardized ads.txt file that helpfully shows you how badl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ab

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard I’m now hoping she goes SovCit for the trifecta.

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard I’m really hoping they’re “poring” over over her bank statements, but these days who c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FG

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AntonyGreenABC The result when you plug the Newspoll state breakdown in The Australian this morning into my ABC election calculato..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WI

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@NuclearAnthro @munin Oh stop being such a sook. The brain eels don’t eat that much.

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“The [US] Navy’s probe into sky penis” navytimes.com/news/your-navy…

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@NuclearAnthro So, um, you want to pull off a sky penis?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ThitinanP Well it’s not that simple… :) The army sees itself as protecting stability in the face..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ThitinanP Anyway, the podcast will probably be online tomorrow. A must-listen if you ask me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ThitinanP The military government is settling in for the long term, and the people may actually pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a7

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ThitinanP Too many to list! Khun Thitinan provided an excellent explanation of the power dynamics,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k1

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@LowyInstitute @ThitinanP Well that was brilliant. Thank you @LowyInstitute and @dfat and ASEAN for making that possible.

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@LowyInstitute @ThitinanP Confirmed: This will be a podcast, so I’ll tweet when that’s up.

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About to arrive at @LowyInstitute for “From coups to crises: where next for Thailand?” with @ThitinanP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2X

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s all driven by the parties’ oppo research. So yes, very easy.

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@NewtonMark Yeah ta, I saw he wasn’t on the ballot paper when it appeared, and he posted a thing yesterday. Such a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kI

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@pixeltoofar Well that a common mistake so you’re forgiven.

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@cxi I’m feeling more raccoonish by the moment.

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AusElectoralCom As of COB Monday approximately 2.6m people had cast their vote at an early voting centre for the 2019 federal elect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dO

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@erkpod It’ll happen. :) Good luck for tomorrow.

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@erkpod I have a thing to read, alas, but next time I’ll emerge from the quiet carriage for a chat. We could actual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vr

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James_Jeffrey *STOP PRESS^ When @jonkudelka and I get together at @Gleebooks tonight to talk Wonks’ Dictionary, the role of very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FP

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@cxi I’ve been told I was a raccoon.

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@erkpod Ah, on W532? I assume you’ll be in the cab?

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@rohan_p @dobes “The Plaintiff’s response to these submissions, made in his oral submissions at the hearing, involv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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@rohan_p @dobes Hahahaha I am this very moment reading the actual judgement. Mention of a document with “religious..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ax

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bradesposito going through the facebook of the fraser anning party candidate officeworks refused to print leaflets for pic.twitter.com/u8YZjvq8K1

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srpeatling Keating brings it. He says he joined the Austrlaian parliament 50 years ago: “In those 5o years I’ve never seen a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fR

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@jpwarren @purserj A search for his name plus the word “cunt” may assist.

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I wonder what the difference is between 1. repealing a law and replacing it with a new one, and 2. amending a law…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VR

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@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin @dobes Nah this is probably the best photo I’m going to get out of those bursts. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Dear Americans, just say “motherfuckers”. It won’t kill you.

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@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin Well, it’s still a tad… impressionistic but you get the idea. Attn@dobeses.

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@bunjaree Hah! So the whole mob of cockatoos just screeched and ambled their way past just above me. I tried to gra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WB

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Tue plan, confirmed: 0824 train to Sydney; administrivia en route; errand; 1115 back repairs, Darlinghurst; 1230..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E5

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There’s quite a bit of Yellow-Tailed Black Cockatoo action again today at @bunjaree. Here’s the closest I’ve ever b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q8

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@reselsnark Meanwhile the campaign is getting very dirty in this last week.

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@reselsnark Well the predictions are a Labor win, though with a narrower margin that some predicted earlier. Poll B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IM

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@rj_baird So I hear. I’m quite looking forward to it.

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LESS THAN A HANDFUL OF DAYS LEFT! Today is Day 30 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 4. We’re counting down now. FOUR.

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The Washington Post has gone with the rather more ambitious concept of “impaled by crossbows”. This seems a messy a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tw

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Honestly, I’m sick of doing everyone’s thinking for them.

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Note to News Editors:
1. The thing a crossbow shoots is a “bolt” or more obscurely a “quarrel”, not an “arrow”.
2…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lq

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@stufromoz Surely you’re not only now catching up on this? (I have not read the article, but the tweet has no news in it.)

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It looks like it’ll be a lovely day down in Sydney today, so thank you @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/TpaHuT5gJT

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Tue plan, draft: 0824 train to Sydney; administrivia en route; errand; back repairs, Darlinghurst; 1230 Lowy Instit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IL

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Tuesday. Wait until they find your shoes. Tuesday.

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ClickHole The Perils Of AI: IBM’s Watson Has Traded Sensitive Customer Data To Top Hackers In Exchange For Wheels..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fV

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