Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 15th, 2019

This is very good, though at first I thought Toyota Therapy was what Australia’s tradies will need once Bill Shorte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bl

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@firstdogonmoon Um, continue complaining about everything fucking else?

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Hey @dobes I reserve this headline for future use. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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@RealNickHodge And there’s not much call for WW2 spotters these days.

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sylmobile Do you like answering Yes or No questions?

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@RealNickHodge Is it bad that I could pick that from the wing shape and the three .50 cal alone? (And Americans bec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tz

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It’s actually GNU/Eurovision.

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@DavidFeng Yes I know his trains go more than 3x faster, but they’re not purple are they.

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Treadstone71LLC Israel’s webcast of the Eurovision Song Contest semi-final was hacked with animated images of explosions in host ci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bR

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I know that @DavidFeng will scoff, but the old is doing OK on the Blacktown-Penrith segment tonight. pic.twitter.com/auH4zoAAS8

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zippuli just got robopolled by .

the usual questions with one very interesting one:

who do you think would make t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ir

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Never question the Psychic Election Animals. twitter.com/curtin_rc/stat…

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curtin_rc Burt, the psychic croc, has spoken: it’s Labor: ntnews.com.au/news/the-race-…

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meghara Americans in Austria can now seek consular assistance at McDonalds. This is actually a real thing. pic.twitter.com/QSZ8nS2nvU

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@MikePresland The “problem” is that All The Media structures their plans around having a result on the night. The s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU

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MatthewBevan Sounds like a great operation you’ve got going there, Greg. Great management areas. pic.twitter.com/eJM6CxPqfr

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@_midofo_ It was an excellent example of the genre, yes.

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@_midofo_ Yes. Also, mashed potato. Very buttery mashed potato.

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Barnaby Joyce really is a political genius. He’s managed to put together such an engaging narrative!

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JohnBirmingham A Short Biltong blubber mint wants to pork you to install a flexible miracle farting Croation whenever you build or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fL

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NewtonMark In possibly unlawful junk mail sent to renters, Real Estate Industry Association claims ALP policy will reduce prop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sf

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I’d forgotten about @markhumphries’ musicals feed, because musicals aren’t my thing. But if musicals are your thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oi

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AmyRemeikis My Queensland based father wants to know how he can vote for NSW Senator Jim Molan below the line, so Sky after Dar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rU

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@staticsan Well he’s certainly a celebrity. People’s faces light up when I say I know him.

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@oberonsghost Yeah I can’t eat it all. It was quite good too. But now I just want to quietly wait for the 2018 train, and sleep thereupon.

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I’m loving this narrative being “Well you don’t want to disappoint Antony Green, do you?”
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It’s good to know that Chinese internet billionaires are just as loopy and exploitative as all the rest…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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@ajsadauskas I guess the same reason as all the other photos. Or all the other tweets, really.

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@NewtonMark @oberonsghost That one is Wynyard, but yes the same point.

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For reasons which are not entirely clear, I’ll be taking about biometrics on @abcadelaide at 1735 ACST / 1805 AEST…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wD

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Wed plan, remainder: Collect bag from Potts Point; 1805 radio spot; a bite to eat; train to Wentworth Falls; collapse.

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nw_nicholas Let them eat cake, 2015 and 2019. Still fresh pic.twitter.com/cCNddbHV32

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NewtonMark Morrison’s housing subsidy scheme is effectively a policy for the govt to acquire credit default swaps on a tranche..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…86

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Sadly, Petra, they have finished their quick beer and game of pool — yes, they were bad at it — and headed offtwitter.com/petstarr/statu…Vf

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So when I said this happened last night… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@kofeyh And yet it’s still going.

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andrewwhiteau lol washpo pic.twitter.com/krnSi7osI4

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riskybusiness Good cultural fit I guess twitter.com/robaeprice/sta…

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Despite previous indications that his guests do not play pool much, and not well, the bro has persuaded* them to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6r

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Meanwhile, Tiger has broken people’s brains. twitter.com/tfswebb/status…

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Haiku is helpful in these circumstances.

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The stupid bro talks,
His ears are blocked with ego.
Ocean of boredom.

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The Korean guy, noting that everyone in the room is male apart from the bar staff, asks whether it is not better to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d9

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The discussion moves to how pool and darts are the two pub games, as well as pokies. He tells of a women who won $9..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…55

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One of the visitors is Korean. The bro is wanting to brag about his knowledge of Korea by showing the third guy a p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…34

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I am in a different place. There is a bro having drinks with two international colleagues, and he talking at them a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a8

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piecritic Australia is happening a lot it seems

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This is obviously the very best thing to do three days before the election. Pure genius, Mr Joyce. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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mollypriddy 4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day

“this looks like this same dog from last time!”

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@swearyanthony @AntonyGreenABC I believe @FionaKatauskas had brought eggs, but they were not deployed.

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@CptHollingworth It’s always the innocent-looking ones, right? Also, that’s a sharp suit.

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@paws101 I don’t know about BBC budgets, but when I was at the ABC I made sure we had a checked and documented stan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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@CptHollingworth I think we’d all like to see Senator Wong at work with a .457 revolver.

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CptHollingworth *Reservoir Dogs theme intensifies* twitter.com/billshortenmp/…

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@zerogeewhiz There’s a lot of this bullshit out there. But this is an EXCLUSIVE INVITE fro someone who can’t be ars..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CC

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“We are ready to launch… the fastest growing influencer network and soon to become one of the largest influencer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z7

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Ah, I so miss producing challenging outside broadcasts for ABC Radio. I really should do more livestreams from inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently so. That is one hell strange outburst though.

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@smartbrain It was very nice. I do love the quality and variety of food in Sydney.

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Oh, I’ve just seen what the KAKsplosion is all about. What a goose.

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Heh. “Doing his best” is such solid support. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@aqualung Fortunately I’m not buying rounds. But yes, I am paying for the location.

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@paws101 Just some random apartment building in Potts Point.

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@TheDanBarrett What crime is this? I have been very good today.

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Sorry about the blurry photo. My phone has decided that the camera lenses need to be covered in dust from my pocket.

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A bit further back, HMAS Hobart (DDG39), the first in the class. pic.twitter.com/IxE8LMp9tD

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@garystark It is indeed a perfect day. I will run this idea past my lunch accomplice. A quick run to Manly for an i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TQ

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Yes, it really is a lovely day. And that really is an Air Warfare Destroyer. pic.twitter.com/H6UB41QPgM

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“My, you have a lot of antennas.”

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bkjabour Tony Abbott in the Tele saying brown monarchists made him support a “mild form” of multiculturism..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3e

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@jetztgibtshaue @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Oh yes, that’s much better. Sort of a sub-Harbour sheep dip. Very Australian.

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BetootaAdvocate Inner-City Leftie Vows To Teach Scott Morrison A Lesson By Turning Safe Labor Seat Into Marginal Greens Seat: betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-beto…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Is chuckling at coconut milk like laughing at salad?

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@Tim_Beshara Mate, ECHIDNA is an anagram of DAMN LIES, it’s right there in the name!

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@Tim_Beshara There’s no such thing as an echidna and you know it.

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sophblack Responding to Zali Stegall’s assertion that she’d support coalition in a cross bench situation T Abbott makes a rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z0

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Let he who has never thumb-fucked a koala cast the first stone. twitter.com/davispg/status…

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Whenever I see this photo, I visualise a koala sitting on each thumb. twitter.com/SeanBradbery/s…

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No, I will not register for your webinar.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I’m just being practical. If you already have a waterproof tube underwater, and a means..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yt

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jxeeno hey siri, give me the stupidest take on the whatsapp 0day from a major publication twitter.com/business/statu…

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@purserj @kcarruthers @JodiMcA They need to put you back on the drugs, James.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Couldn’t they use those pickup stations, but then as the train goes through the second h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kq

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It really is a lovely day out there, Sydney. Well done. pic.twitter.com/ea45zv618R

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@bigjsl @NewtonMark @elonmusk @Tesla He knows that “20,000 leagues” wasn’t the depth, but the distance travelled, r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nH

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Actually it sounds better if I call it a research day. Today is a research day. Yes.

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@NewtonMark This is true, but for some reason we were in the car and you were using voice control.

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CaseyBriggs here’s the turnout by state as of last night pic.twitter.com/UQjlQoFcAD

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CaseyBriggs pre-polling update! As of last night, more than 3 million people had voted - more than the total number of pre-poll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X3

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timothypmurphy oh, is there a family called the Rothschilds? And they’re at the center of anti-semitic conspiracies? this is all n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

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@markhumphries It’s not going to be funny if you have to explain it, though, right? I’ll shut up now.

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I know it’s your writing day, @markhumphries, so maybe if you can remember what people were saying about centrists..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XY

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Beautiful work. By the mosque, obvioiusly, not by the IS twat. twitter.com/MrMubinShaikh/…

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Wed plan, outline draft: Arse about unproductively in Sydney until I get a train back to Wentworth Falls later in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GV

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@riskybusiness Maybe that Russian beluga spy was really… wait for it… a malware seal.

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alexkidman If elected, I will deal with the terminally declining koala population by reclassifying blowflies as koalas.

This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MA

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samanthamaiden I have a very cool idea for the BCA about how to lift people’s wages. Businesses could pay workers more. 🧐🧐🧐 twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p @justinrhendry So I guess you all just went to the pub instead, eh?

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This photo was taken before it all started. Everyone is still looking relatively tidy. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p @justinrhendry This was the event that was on George Street starting at 0730, I guess?

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flarkle Look at this dumb shit. Look at it. pic.twitter.com/okj2jb2bAI

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@James_Jeffrey I think it must’ve actually happened then.

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It’s a shame this is wax, because a chocolate smallpox arm would be cool. But what would you use to make the pox? twitter.com/MutterMuseum/s…

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MutterMuseum DYK on this day in 1796, the first was administered by ? This wax model of an a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vZ

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@SnarkyPlatypus I love the “fuck you” attitude in that German video. Screw you twats, we like playing football so w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zH

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@rohan_p @ashabeeeee @justinrhendry Name and shame, people. Name and shame. (Mind you, I think I know who this is.)

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I also seem to recall that there was an after-party.

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Tim_Beshara Mars, the Bringer of War pic.twitter.com/BOQBOC2ZTl

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I do know that video footage exists of @James_Jeffrey piping in @markhumphries to the tune of “Jesus Christ Superst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…er

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I would like to say that this was a lot of fun last night, and @AntonyGreenABC was there after all and he was very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lh

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cathywilcox1 God told me to draw this*.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
(*he didn’t.) pic.twitter.com/9wCtCiTJNz

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FionaKatauskas Oh, well done, @jonkudelka WELL DONE pic.twitter.com/MMPpVb0zKa

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This is very good, from the German women’s football team. I’d love to see an equivalent from an Australian women’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n5

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HutchinsonDave The fieldmouse. Yet another of Nature’s masters of camouflage. pic.twitter.com/cuWDXjf9DW

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rachelle_mandik during sex i, i never know what to say so end up spewing random facts, like how you really only have 10 to 15 secon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…so

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best_in_dumbest Be the “Harm”
in “Pharmacology” pic.twitter.com/BilqmT6hM0

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It’s another lovely day in Sydney today, but I’ll return to the Mountains some time this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/M6rpnzUbHZ

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glengyron Beautiful. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@jetztgibtshaue Tomorrow, but it only applies to “broadcasters” under the Broadcasting Services Act, i.e. radio and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R8

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matthewde_silva Update: Bitcoin Sign Guy says he’s sold out. (He confirmed at least 15 sales, but there are as many as 40 on the wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AI

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Last night I dreamed that @NewtonMark had a new electric self-diving car, and to show it off he drove it into the sea.

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Wednesday. Please step around the puddles. He’s not well. Wednesday.

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IT’S THE FINAL STRETCH. Today is Day 31 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 3. We’re counting down now. THREE.

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