Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 16th, 2019

barriecassidy Retweet without comment. Apart from this. One day to go then it’s over. twitter.com/tonyabbottmhr/…

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NewtonMark Tony Abbott is exactly the kind of old and confused man who can’t find the preference setting that turns off twitte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oG

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Well the other recent Prime Ministers aren’t dead. I think. It’s hard to tell sometimes. twitter.com/ki_sekiya/stat…

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FionaKatauskas Spare a thought for those editors who, the day before the election, are forced to run tributes to a Labor leader on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r2

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mfarnsworth I do wish these journalists would stop saying Hawke established Medicare. Whitlam established universal health insu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wg

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byTonyWilson @KetanJ0 @misskylie77 This speech says it all so beautifully. speakola.com/political/bob-…

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KetanJ0 Bob Hawke, 1990 - “We are a richer, more diverse, better country now because we have been a country of large immigr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JR

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drearyclocks It’s only two hours in and this ratio will only get worse pic.twitter.com/Kl940Kwm4T

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AnthDeCeglie The front page tribute to Bob Hawke in tomorrow’s The West Australian plus exclusive polling shows Libs on track to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d4

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patrickkeneally Unsurprisingly, AAP factcheck finds Dutton’s claim that Keating almost wrecked his dad’s small business is untrue…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is

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BrigadierSlog That escalated quickly. Is it too late to disendorse him? twitter.com/PatsKarvelas/s…

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kevinbonham Current ratios of replies to likes on first tribute tweets to the late Bob Hawke, 23rd Prime Minister of Australia,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iM

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No, there is no surprise here. Never confuse the expression of dismay and disgust with surprise. People don’t only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CU

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misskylie77 Morrison “stopped these [boats]” twitter.com/maree_jun/stat…

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@AusRob Thanks, Rob. :) I’m happy with how it’s all been going. More than I expected.

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3. If you’d prefer a more normal* podcast, this one with @NicholasFryer and me might be a better place to start…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1H

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2. Half of all tips between now and when the ABC’s Antony Green calls the election goes to @blackdoginst, because w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pd

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1. If you still want to soak in the policies of the minor parties, this recording of a 4-hour livestream of me read..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H

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FUTILE PLUG: The next three tweets will attempt to remind you about the podcasts and the tips going to a worthwhile..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mw

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ParkerMolloy I made a composite of every Alabama Senator who voted for that bill. Here’s what that looks like: pic.twitter.com/QnPWkxWMf1

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I only have one Bob Hawke story, and it’s not really about him, but about me and his security detail and a… a mis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5m

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This from Morrison is more the thing, and actually very good — apart from the inevitable attempt to attach the Coal.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g28

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whiteswine Pete used to putter his little tinnie with the British Seagull across the harbour to Kirribilli of a morning, to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OX

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whiteswine My favourite memories of Hawkie come from the days I lived in Peter Doyle’s convict quarters and the Silver Bodgie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C7

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REMINDER: “The emptiness of Tony Abbott: The ex-PM’s latest failed apology shows he still has no idea where he went..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cm

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benpobjie Imagine being this guy twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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sheckyyoungman i love the concept of being “_______-pilled”. like if you read one pamphlet or watched one youtube video and it tur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3P

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I would never have expressed this as a question and added the aus pol hash tag. The replies are, of course, magnifi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l6

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workmanalice BREAKING: Bob Hawke has died. pic.twitter.com/kqaJTRjwDw

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runnymonkey Finally some new images of on the lunar surface! It was on the occasion of the publication on nature of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nf

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9NewsAUS WOW! Stunning vision of a school of cownose rays cruising past Bondi Beach this morning.

Read more:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bJ

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steveparks TV coverage needs more wide establishing shots like this, rather than the deceptively flattering ‘in amongst the cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cw

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@janinesymons I too wonder what the pig’s arse might have to say.

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I’ve always imagined Crusader Abbott thinking “I wonder if my head would fit in there?” and later that question bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…py

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patstokes 2022: Mobile polling place goes door to door with portable bbq

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bhakthi Huge news: we’ve pulled all @crikey_news stories out from behind the paywall until the election. That’s free crikey..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wU

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@janinesymons @Tim_Beshara Careful. I have 78 photos of Tony Abbott with food items all cropped and scaled and ready to schedule.

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@scott_thewspot Is that the thing? Or is it just a very plausible joke?

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@Tim_Beshara I am now tempted to tweet my collection of Tony Abbott photos. pic.twitter.com/o6rujSOG7R

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Listening to the @RatlSecurity podcast “The ‘Drumbeat of War’ Edition” pca.st/Ua98 That so should have been “Trumbeat”, folks.

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@GreenJ Their necks must be very long. Perhaps they are giraffes?

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HAHAHAHAHA! I have no idea whether this is real or a scam, but that certainly doesn’t look like a sensible web addr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

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Tim_Beshara Our sixth quoll release is from Tasmania. It looks a bit different to our earlier results. Things are getting inter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qS

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@Monkeh @Tim_Beshara Wait, you can make sausages out of quolls?

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@spankee I could give is a try, but I think medical equipment needs something more… medical.

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expectproblems Still haven’t been blocked unfortunately. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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@spankee I spoke to it sternly while brandishing a wooden spoon.

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jendudley Because hackers are currently bored? twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…

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Tim_Beshara With our fifth quoll to be released for the day, we are starting to see a pattern emerging. More quoll releases thr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GV

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Tim_Beshara This is our fourth quoll release for the day. This one is sure to focus the minds of the political party apparatchi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ux

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@ip1 Oddly enough, it was not DNS.

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Oh well, I know what I’m doing next eh.

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HAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT I JUST BRICKED A CLIENT’S WEBSITE.

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dobes I’m ready for the revolution pic.twitter.com/NbemR6fUwx

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@dufussy It is/was, thank you. It’s a meal I can make on autopilot very quickly.

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JohnBirmingham Twitter, this is both good content and policy. twitter.com/Wolfie_Rankin/…

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mfarnsworth Little Pattie is at Shorten’s Blacktown speech. This is her with Whitlam in 1972: pic.twitter.com/D3i7PVLaS6

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@shermozle It’s all so very complicated!

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@dufussy I decide long ago that I would cook at least one proper meal every day, unless I’m travelling.

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“Interesting” is under-selling it. twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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I am such a creature of habit. pic.twitter.com/8zPrDpAoQD

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GrogsGamut Frydenberg and Cormann really hoping to win the 2018 Victorian state election

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@NickyWill100 “Clever” as in he’s got everyone fooled. :) No, that’s harsh. I agree that his work is very happy-mak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mE

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So the new episode of @NSLpodcast is titled “The Persian Gulf of Tonkin” and that is definitely not reassuring. pca.st/9Jy5

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@NickyWill100 I have very mixed feelings about Jeff Koons. I think “Rabbit” is a fine piece, though not worth $91.1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gy

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To be fair, I already have quite a low streamflow. twitter.com/BOM_au/status/…

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BOM_au for May–July:
• Drier than average likely for some parts of eastern Australia
• Days and nights likelytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…eTTM

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@FutureNotPast @JohnBarronUSA Wow that’s a lot to consider. No wonder space travel is hard.

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Well vagina dentata just got a wholesale lot scarier. twitter.com/mattjay/status…

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@NicholasFryer @trentyarwood @onekind Trent is an idiot, although not as bad as that other doctor we know.

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@R_Chirgwin As well a burning off the paint you should also remove the cabinet confidential documents for resale.

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@andy_park @R_Chirgwin How did you even manage to… no, maybe don’t answer that.

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@R_Chirgwin It’s a beautiful thing, and would work a treat.

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jeamland Morrison could never DJ like a mad cunt.

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carinbondar Giant sea spiders have holes in their exoskeletons, and absorb oxygen through their legs.
The larger they grow, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lE

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The unspoken darkness here is that @Tim_Beshara has been imprisoning quolls for years, and is now releasing them be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GX

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Tim_Beshara The third quoll to be released. There was a delay because we were worried it was a rogue quoll but we’ve double che..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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Tim_Beshara This is the second quoll we have released. More to follow. Right now it’s hard to tell what these quolls mean for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0M

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Tim_Beshara Here is my first quoll I am releasing today. I will release another on the hour. And then another hour after that…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1L

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@blackdoginst OK, the total in the tip jar currently stands at $1848.93, so deducting the initial $400 because reas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ut

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GuardianAus Christchurch shooter’s links to Austrian far right ‘more extensive than thought’ theguardian.com/world/2019/may…

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BernardKeane Wow. Dutton allowed two confessed Rwandan murderers to come to Australia so the Americans would take asylum seekers. politico.eu/article/austra…

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@manindotblack @dobes @juhasaarinen Jerkbirds could soon eat that. America is doomed.

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GOOD HEAVENS HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THIS BEFORE IS VICTORIA A CUTTING-EDGE GO… OH. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@jamescmcpherson There’s a sign on the seal enclosure at the Adelaide Zoo which says “One of these seals is the Off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P

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@misosusanowa Yes, but not in the Blue Mountains in May. These arsehats seem to think it’s spring. Bees are idiots.

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Why are there so many bees?

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@NuclearAnthro I don’t dhowt that this is the plan.

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@JohnBarronUSA It’s true, there are. And for some reason the women in space are always in their underwear. It’s probably to save weight.

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Oh yeah, @GuardianAus also has “Australian election 2019: how to avoid voting for a terrible micro party in the Sen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…By

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“Feral Parrots Are Taking Over America”, starting with the White House. gizmodo.com.au/2019/05/feral-…

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@JohnBarronUSA You know you want there to be Space Pirates, John.

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TrainLinkWest 🚌 ETA for buses to arrive on site at Springwood is 13:00.

Services towards Central & the city are unaffected.

Ple..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y

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TrainLinkWest Buses will now replace services from Springwood to Lithgow (in that direction only) due to the freight train with m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R1

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TrainLinkWest Due to a freight train with mechanical issues at Linden, services are suspended from Springwood..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xj

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“Australians’ Medicare details illegally sold on darknet – two years after breach exposed” b@Paul_Karprptwitter.com/i/web/status/1…9ZNL

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Half of all tips received between now and when the ABC’s Antony Green calls the election result on Saturday (or whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kU

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REMINDER; If you’re still not sure which minor parties to vote for, this podcast may help*.

* It won’t he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP

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ChemistryReacts Hydrogen reacting with carbon and not with neon pic.twitter.com/HPMAES0Hlq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @smaho13 Are they touring in The Australia of just The America? And weren’t there… interpersonal difficulties?

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I just got a promo headed “Irresistible Italian Reds” but sadly it’s about wine not hunky commie lads.

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@dobes @juhasaarinen Are American homes built so they’re resistant to being eaten by jerkbirds?

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MattCowgill hello, would you like to download some ABS data and graph it in a few lines of R code? Here you go pic.twitter.com/jcDLz4whrw

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I’ll look at your replies in a little bit. I would like a coffee now.

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Why do you people have so many questions?

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Thu plan, draft: Sleep in (achieved!); a little laundry; software updates; catch up on comms; plug the podcasts and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zQ

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Not a bad day in the Blue Mountains. I might plan the afternoon appropriately. pic.twitter.com/xebu1Xd1oA

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After two late-ish nights I kinda needed that sleep-in. It’s harder to just keep going on once you’re 28.

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Thursday. The glass is half full, but half full of what? Thursday.

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GreenJ Victoria … you know what you have to do … pic.twitter.com/umS36tpYbf

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WHEW. Today is Day 32 of the federal election campaign, or E minus 2. We’re counting down now. TWO.

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