Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 18th, 2019

I’m assuming that everyone already has A Theory, so let me make it completely clear. I do not want to hear your Theory.

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Antony just called Warringah for Steggall. Abbott gone.

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Full Moon is in 12 hours, at 0711 AEST on Sunday morning.

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Loving people inventing “criminal impersonation” and other such non-existent felonies in relation to purple things.

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@erstkate There’s an authorisation in the purple band at the bottom. It breaks no rules.

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How they advertise tradie clothing. Because tradies are always doing hurdles. pic.twitter.com/yhGbvWnTWZ

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RT [PROTECTED]: Nah, but I call Photoshop. Doggie’s front right leg missing, colouring around rear right seem wrong..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3

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BenJames22 “You said you wanted to do the right thing by everyone” Tony Abbott grilled by kids outside Manly Village Public Sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bi

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“Seven signs to watch for on election night (and only two involve Antony Green)” abc.net.au/news/2019-05-1…

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joannejacobs Bookmark this page for tonight. mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-0…

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mattblaze The Internet is what makes it possible, for the first time in human history, for someone to live for over a century..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lf

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Is it wrong that I’m kinda turned on? twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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REMINDER: Please read this thread about why you should listen to my podcasts (less relevant now) or throw some doll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SS

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REMINDER: “What Fashion Week attendees think about Australian politics” smh.com.au/lifestyle/fash…

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MJCatalano2 The PM casts his vote pic.twitter.com/N2C5VNwznF

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BrigadierSlog If ends in a draw we need a dignified method to break the tie; ScoMo and Shorten eat democracy sausages o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bb

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RT [PROTECTED]: What time are we expecting Captain Getup to concede?

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@jpwarren Imagine if they managed to organise themselves into one coherent operation. They’d be a clear contender i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kz

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@iiTalW @AusElectoralCom I see what you did there. Also, yep.

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@NGruen1 NPS. Net Promoter Score. Here’s a great piece on why it’s bullshit. blog.usejournal.com/net-promoter-s…

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Once more, I would like to thank the @AusElectoralCom social media people for some excellent work on Twitter during this election.

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AusElectoralCom @paulkidd We’ll count a significant portion of the pre-poll votes tonight but not all. This is the same as previous..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n3

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AusElectoralCom This compares to a total of 3.2m pre-poll votes cast during the 2016 federal election.

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AusElectoralCom Final figure for pre-poll votes cast at early voting centres for the 2019 federal election - 4.76m. Around 700k cas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mr

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DrLindseyFitz (1/10) Today is the 270th birthday of , pioneer of vaccination who arguably saved more lives than anyo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cd

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@TVofCarringbush Only at the stupid end. The basics are in line with current market pricing.

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drearyclocks I think Milo should absolutely lead this movement and be put in charge of its finances. twitter.com/whatapityonyou…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @bigjsl And I agree with John about Sturt. That’s going to be one to watch too.

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@ApostrophePong Exactly. I should think of a few projects.

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erinrileyau One of the volunteers: “Jim Molan’s the standing senator. They’re trying to get rid of him.”
Voter: “it’s because he’s too smart for them!”

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snurb_dot_info Artist’s impression of that Palmer Party campaigner who just got arrested… twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

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@BoatmanPat Sat plan, remainder: Commit democracy (done); relaxing afternoon; retrieve the cargo of Passion Pop fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oa

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nickschadegg @michaelkoziol dicks out for clive

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FFS this guy is just deranged. pic.twitter.com/HACwKA5f6q

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@ApostrophePong I’ve seen similar fun with people launching their cameras on high-altitude balloons. This is the Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cx

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Modest Proposal: Vegans shouldn’t be allowed to vote. twitter.com/rhysam/status/…

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rhysam So many vegans.
So many tears.

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These odds are starting to look ridiculous. twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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@jxeeno Is this a really bad cocksucking joke?

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I hope @SnarkyPlatypus saw this tweet. He says he sees them, but I think he fibs just to avoid my wrath. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Medieval owls are much better than all other owls. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

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@sleepingdingo @BoatmanPat See immediately preceding tweet in the thread. ;)

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@ApostrophePong True, though a wide-angle lens has a greater depth of field, and the exposure looks reasonably consistent.

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I just realised I’m drinking the Albo Corn Ale by @BoatmanPat. It’s quite refreshing, with a hint of socialism. pic.twitter.com/Bb0h2y1iLt

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@Net_Metalrat AEC says they can’t do anything about this one. Doesn’t break the rules in the Act. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…

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@ApostrophePong Yes, and it only appears to have done part of the train.

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trentyarwood Twitter are we running a sweep for when we hear ScoMo say “we had better policies, we just needed to communicate them better”?

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@JoelStanton @AusElectoralCom @lhilakari Oh for sure. It’s so scammy. Maybe it’s an AEC thing, but they think not…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WG

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That’s in relation to this bit of dpdgy work. twitter.com/lhilakari/stat…

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It doesn’t take long to identify people these days, eh? twitter.com/Nrg8000/status…

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egavactip Apparently Milo Yiannopoulos has decided that he is the man to organize the coming civil war. This is not what I h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hj

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@JoelStanton @AusElectoralCom @lhilakari (This doesn’t address the potential for misleading conduct. I just wanted..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z2

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@JoelStanton @AusElectoralCom @lhilakari If I can butt in, as someone with a decent working knowledge of copyright..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c3

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TheOnion Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him trib.al/L76P0XJ pic.twitter.com/UkmokVoeTj

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Leader Japanese Spares, dating from when a Japanese car was a special exotic beast. pic.twitter.com/IHkyKTJwq7

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@patstokes Not watching the news is a bonus, you know.

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There are signs of Labor corflutes having been interfered with — such as seeing them cut off their mountings and th.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y2E

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As I leave the school, Labor’s guy asks “Where’s your sausage?” Mate, that went down real fast.

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I so want to know the story behind this. twitter.com/deejaypb/statu…

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And done. Proper democracy sausage at Ferncourt Public School with home-made tomato relish. $3.50, or $5 with a can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vr

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@garystark A ha’penny, which was a lot of money in those days.

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blaireye @richardthewatts This from Mount Nelson Primary school. Fuck the sausages. pic.twitter.com/0Fq59fUBoB

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NewtonMark Extremely eastern suburbs stabbing. twitter.com/westaustralian…

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@jxeeno Yes. Ferncourt Public School in Marrickville, and I’m on my way there now.

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Cooks River, named after Joseph Banks, a ship’s cook on the First Fleet. It’s from this river that he fetched the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…to

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Passing through Cahill Park where children, some aged well under 10, are being indoctrinated in Rug Bee.

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@eightiestragic I’ll allow it. We can have feeling today.

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@tacticalmaid Excellent. I chose where I’m voting on the basis of a well-written description.

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@chrisjrn Oh. I don’t follow him, or even read him really.

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Sat plan: Struggle out of bed; commit democracy, Marrickville, because I’ve done my sausage research; walk somewher..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JS

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FIND YOUR DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE, and make your democracy sausages easier to find. democracysausage.org Also, tell yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iE

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This is true. It’s a lovely day in Sydney today. Thank you, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/gyHyso3nXk

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Saturday. The air smells of something… dead. Saturday.

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HURRAH! IT’S 0800 AEST ON ZERO DAY, AND POLLING PLACES FOR THE AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL ELECTION ARE OPENING RIGHT NOW. V..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dC

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IT’S TODAY! IT’S TODAY! IT’S TODAY! YES, IT’S ZERO DAY, IT’S THE AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL ELECTION, AND IT’S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.

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