Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 22nd, 2019

@NewtonMark I’m not recommending this as a pastime.

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There’s so much to love about this one tweet, especially the apostrophe, let alone the entire panoply of fuckwitter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ij

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@wolfcat Well it’s not, but you’re still a cunt.

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Munching my nuts.

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@manindotblack @_midofo_ All will be revealed in the next podcast, or the one after.

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I think @NuclearAnthro will appreciate this radioactive mask beauty treatment. youtu.be/2QLVk9iPp_0?t=…

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@acaderama OK, my thoughts now are that Jinzu could have a place in a very well stocked cocktail bar, but it’s cert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C5

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@_midofo_ Yeah look I’ve seen how that turns out, so I think the better approach is for me to approach the distille..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p

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GingerGorman I see why alt right predator trolls feel white men are so marginalised. twitter.com/madconnaughton…

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Maybe I should do an alcohol review YouTube series.

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@gossy_b It’s tonic water. But the Jinzu is quite a fragrant gin so it’d work well in a cocktail. That review sugge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jn

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@acaderama Roku is my go-to gin currently, but I saw this on the shelf and thought I’d give it a go.

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Now you might think that Jinzu Gin is from Japan, but it’s actually from Scotland. This review says to serve it wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W2

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@ScottRhodie @royfrancisbrown People really do have trouble with the difference between “need” and “want”. All I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xo

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Just added vodka! But does a Golden Pash lead to Golden Staph? pic.twitter.com/UPFZxFI2BU

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The Sook-in-Chief is having another sook. Yes, it’s 6am in DC and he’s already upset that people aren’t continually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zT

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@OrkneyLibrary I particularly like how you took an out-of-focus truck and made it in-focus again.

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I understand there’s a football competition on at the moment which involves Japanese teams completely thrashing Australian ones.

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@CosmicRami @sylmobile I wouldn’t mind Chris Kenny giving me a quick sniff.

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djackmanson Who - and let me be very clear about this - the fuck is Jim Chalmers?

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@timpoliti Well he knows how to win at Twitter, right?

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So last night I launched a thing to get some podcasts happening in Brisbane. We’re 11% of the way there. Thanks. Pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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I wonder which is Chris Kenny’s sock puppet Twitter account. You know, the one he uses to see how many of us are still calling him a cunt.

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tortoise When @jamieoliver convinced kids that griddled courgettes are better than turkey twizzlers and ciggies. pic.twitter.com/eILnKfjf9r

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@tacticalmaid @dobes I believe that was GCHQ’s main concern, yes.

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@Matt_Phipps I have purged my memory of that, but the word here is “need”. It can wait a tiny bit to sort out the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H

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@dobes Official truth and facts, @dobes. Official.

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There is evidence to suggest that @juhasaarinen is in Sydney and I don’t like it.

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CcibChris If you like Olympus engines…….. pic.twitter.com/OQUzQdihex

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ben_hr @liamvhogan This is some nightmare stuff pic.twitter.com/Ubo7rNgHFd

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@damonism Wow. Are some of them also cats?

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davidlipson Peak Indonesia: Riot police and protesters break fast together pic.twitter.com/aiTVXs231n

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@damonism Can I be difficult and say they call them “declaration ballots”? ;)

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damonism Usual announcement for this bit of the election count: we don’t have ‘absentee’ ballots in federal elections, only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…05

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“Anthony Albanese is currently the only candidate, as Palaszczuk seeks Adani approval timeline by Friday. This blog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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Aviation_Intel Will end it here tonight—E-3 Sentry on short final with a Raptor sneaking in on its base leg behind:pic.twitter.com/jzsMMSGvbii

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I’ve just done 90 minutes of podcast prep for tomorrow’s recording with @NicholasFryer, so I now feel like I’e actu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7T

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@aDB @Headwellred Indeed. A bizarre collection of beliefs there.

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@ScottRhodie @fishjourner See, this word “need”. Maybe pull back a bit and think outside the world of bleeding-edge technology.

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@ScottRhodie Ah well no, the boosters have in mind all sorts of autonomous and mobile gadgetry.

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TheOnion Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives trib.al/ksS4lzU pic.twitter.com/zwXL0v1kjW

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@ScottRhodie It’s about IoT and lots more accounts for machines. And bragging rights. And tech wankers.

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@R_Chirgwin Hmmm. I didn’t realise that. Well, it’s an impressive burn. :)

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@cafuego I don’t think Danny can get 10 tons of gin without questions being asked.

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@jodiem They’re different beasts, so maybe the better analogy is get 4G rolled out to replace all 3G and fill in al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HX

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@jeamland No you don’t. It’s missing an apostrophe.

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It’s impossible to capture the gloom of the smoke with the iPhone camera because it insists on “improving” the imag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@AUSFestivus Yes, as I can see from the map. Still, the smoke levels up here are the worst I’ve seen from HR. Impre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd

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I haven’t decided what colour train it is, but it’s the Indian-Pacific. Zoom, it goes. Kinda. pic.twitter.com/I7F1TqBZTV

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Meanwhile, it’s the start of another dry winter. Danny is delivering his first tanker load of water. pic.twitter.com/6c0w74j7KR

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@AUSFestivus Yes thank you for that. I know it has to be done, but the weather conditions have not been optimal this week. [Coughs]

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Amount of smoke from this 1700 hectare hazard reduction burn: a lot. The air at Wentworth Falls is grey. pic.twitter.com/mmxS9NfMAa

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Wed plan, remainder: Make my way to Leura (soon); consider a couple of important questions; shopping; return to @bunjaree; evening TBA.

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A minute is a long time in politics.

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For one brief moment I thought this meant Gerard was having a go. pic.twitter.com/UmyNJZ7L0C

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@upulie That website is a classic of the genre.

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No, I think she might be real. Either way, quite hilarious. twitter.com/melissajknows/…

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Is this a parody account? Or just a go at today’s record ratio? twitter.com/melissajknows/…

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Are there more brain worms?

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OK I’m having a bit of a lie-down now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @reselsnark @dobes @BenSmee Now compare the numbers to the potential profits from that mine he’s tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…to

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whatisdelicious @stilgherrian yeah but I apparently need 5G to connect my internet of shit devices so my fridge can feed me strychnine

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SebaValenz Amen! @snurb_dot_info right on target here. Echo chamber/filter bubble has been quite a distracting metaphor…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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KongTsungGan It’s just emerged that Indigenous leader Ray Wong & Alan Li were granted refugee status by Germany in May 2018…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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@reselsnark @zdnetaustralia My sympathies. Please do the needful and get well soon.

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A BRIEF REMINDER ABOUT 5G: No one actually “needs” 5G except the people selling the equipment. There’s no rush. You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nN

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peterwsinger Glitch on Twitter causes delay on a White House tweet from 1994, announcing the creation of NAFTA: twitter.com/whitehouse/sta…

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Thanks to three lovely supporters, “The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019” is 10% of the way to its target. Thank you. Who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fs

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Stratfor ’s military-royal establishment appears to have enough strength to assure a degree of continuity i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fp

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thetowncrier FYI here’s the front page audit I did for last night’s . Days coloured by the weight of covera..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YF

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PSyvret So who will FauxMo name as new Environment Minister?

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@zdnetaustralia Brain is still quite blurry, though now I can focus for maybe several minutes at a time. The perfec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C6

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Has anyone thought of writing a think piece about Game of Thrones?

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@SamanthaRegione @MichaelSmyth_ The aliens will snort them up through the probosces quick smart!

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @BenSmee My American friends are somewhat baffled by all this too.

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Thank you for this clear and memorable training, @NuclearAnthro. Now, who’s got a Mk-53 they don’t need, because I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ba

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@PWThornhill @GladysB It’s a challenge, to be sure, but one the NSW government is well up for.

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And they’ll feel right at home in Adelaide. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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@GladysB Mind you, no one outside Sydney gives a toss about either project.

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Now tell us about a perfectly ordinary tram line, @GladysB. How’s that going? twitter.com/GladysB/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @BenSmee Well, @GuardianAus says $60 million but I saw some guesstimates at $80 million, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ke

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes “Clive Palmer says he ‘decided to polarise electorate’ with anti-Labor ads to ensure Coaliti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uy

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riskybusiness “I’m a technical trader.” pic.twitter.com/Dag7CuX7SG

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elizaskinner Once, a girl I was babysitting flipped out about a fruit rollup. Yelled & punched her sister in the eye. We talked..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc

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Wed plan, outline draft: Continue trying to reduce the blurriness; try poking at that thing I’m meant to be writing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rk

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riskybusiness I made this handy chart for people following the Australian dollar over the last few days. pic.twitter.com/geG1lcmMfU

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@gathgwyn @_midofo_ Stop being such a sook. Your end state is either riot munition or casserole. You choose.

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FPWellman This is something. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

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I have questions concerning the alpacas. twitter.com/statelibraryns…

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ArmsControlWonk Good luck with that. twitter.com/joshua_pollack…

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Testing… A joke about fisting a horse. Yep, I just tapped the centre button. Sigh.

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Oh great. Now when I type “a joke about” my autocorrect completes the phrase with “fisting a horse “. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@spottytwit I said I’m not making an joke about fisting a horse.

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johnnyryan Witness William Shatner narrate Games Of Thrones in one single tweet. twitter.com/williamshatner…

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I swear I’ve heard about this sort of thing happening somewhere before..twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…qX

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While I’m struggling to get my brain to work properly, you might like to read about my imminent Brisbane thingies…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6C

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Look at least I didn’t make a joke about fisting a horse.

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Wed plan, background: I seem to be having an Annoying Side Effects morning, so it’ll be a slow start. Stand by for further information.

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I haven’t decided yet, though it is a nice day. pic.twitter.com/E1jZOy8cJD

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jennineak If you want to know how collectively cooked Australia is, we elected the same party that won the last election in 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0h

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Wednesday. The bees continue to be confused. Wednesday.

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gracejones HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! twitter.com/plopgazette/st…

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ShippersUnbound Theresa May’s speech sounds like a kidnap victim reading out the demands of her captors

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@roisin6 Thanks. It’s a tad specialist, but I’ll pimp it appropriately next week.

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smsaideman Not great. twitter.com/barbarastarrcn…

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anewmn Neo-post-futurism is so yesterday.

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@georgevhulme @abaranov Thanks. It also just sank in whose logos are on the front of this document, so I’m feeling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DL

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@abaranov Thank you. It’s only a relatively short policy brief, about 5000 words, but it survived peer review and w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb

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@jonkudelka An enormous turd generally leads to progress.

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Replace “salami” with “enormous turd”. Also: more buttocks. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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Ooh! I just received a final publication copy of that paper I’d been working on, and it looks fabulous. It’ll be published next next week.

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gtconway3d What—no Dom Pérignon in the dressing room?twitter.com/tierney_megan/…D

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Replace the word “history” with “reality”, people, and remember that this applies to everything. Stop being so eage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK

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