Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 24th, 2019

nickconfessore “Please do not break us up.” twitter.com/zeynep/status/…

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BennettArron Deciding who is going to be the next Prime Minister is like deciding which toilet to use at a Music Festival…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jj

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pixelatedboat I’ll miss her 😢 pic.twitter.com/z79vb4jXfo

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@jplonie @SnarkyPlatypus Eucalyptus oil doesn’t enhance sympathy, apparently.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Wow and they said Ronnie Biggs was a criminal…

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@ScottRhodie Does the logic work the other way? Because I mean the world IS truly fucked, therefore Boris Johnson w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3u

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CallumCant1 I see we’re at the ‘Pensioner who poured cherry yogurt over himself revealed to be war criminal’ stage of Brexit. twitter.com/Limerick1914/s…

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Histreepix The Elefonz prepares to ‘jump the shark’. Hollywood, 1977. pic.twitter.com/dThF4nvJpA

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thehistoryguy 200 years ago today Queen Victoria was born.

@Lucy_Worsley took me around Kensington Palace to talk about her chi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9s

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MarkDiStef Well this tweet is a JOURNEY twitter.com/antelava/statu…

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Also, there’s a new podcast up, posted last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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HEY KIDS! I’m pleased to report that “The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019” @Pozible campaign is now 24% of the way to it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kt

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@Billo666 Sssh! I’m not up to that bit yet.

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Hey @dobes @drearyclocks I think our former Prime Minister is reverting to his true Bin Chicken form. twitter.com/DickMacMahon/s…

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jonkudelka People were always “why do cartoonists draw him in budgie smugglers all the time you are so mean” when actually we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UH

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DocBastard Dear paediatricians,

Try this. pic.twitter.com/s6b794Ex1x

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StevenNott @JoelTaylorhack Will her books be as expensive in years to come? pic.twitter.com/8QtrZk6eEw

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9GAG when you realise those memes are about to end pic.twitter.com/JxwsmcHHqG

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Aiannucci Everyone; let’s all join the Conservative Party this week. Democracy is fun.

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@NewtonMark @jonoabroad @mummasnoof @baxters I wouldn’t have a curry before auto-asphyxiation because it could get very untidy.

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@garthk They’re all up on BBC iPlayer atm.

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@garthk Well at the beginning, obviously. I’m not a monster.

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CallumStewart93 Joey Barton has discovered the weird middle aisle in Aldi twitter.com/joey7barton/st…

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So, um, I am extremely late to this party, but “The Mighty Boosh” is sublime.

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stilgherrian Last night this happened. Please proceed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jplonie @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad Nothing a few spare minutes and a pillow can’t fix.

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad If there’s an old codger who was wanting to shuffle off soon anyway perhaps we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dt

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davidschneider Downing Street publishes full list of Theresa May’s achievements in office. pic.twitter.com/m02F0cez4I

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@R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad @NewtonMark Even your fuck-up was fucked up. That’s fucked.

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@manindotblack @NicholasFryer I’d recommend waiting until I announce the next recording date to decide. :) I’ll be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Co

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@NewtonMark Indeed. :) It’s a shame I need to plod through some tasks here, and now I have added smoke effects. I m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM

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@scott_thewspot @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark Yes, though there’s still existing burns that won’t (or presumably can’t) b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fm

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BBCBreaking “It is in the best interests of the country for a new prime minister to lead”

UK Prime Minister Theresa May announ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G4

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@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark Yeah there hasn’t been a smoke prediction map for a few days now, and the AQI is showing ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh

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TheMediaTweets “DO THE FUNNY DANCE!” pic.twitter.com/NAAWLWoJNJ

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@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark Yes, no new burns doesn’t mean the existing burns are shut down.

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@externallylaws Thanks. But I think it is mostly the smoke now, so there’s not a lot I can do.

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@PeteLawler @dobes @rohan_p Surely it’s all true. I mean, those Bible verses check out.

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@stufromoz I had not seen this. You can just download these beasties from an archive. Art, eh?

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@NewtonMark What did it look like from your side of the yard, @R_Chirgwin?

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@NewtonMark The district map show it as GOOD on the Central Tablelands, but we’re only 10km from the centre of an 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky

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Hurrah for Sydney! Sydney air quality for Sat 25 May 2019 is forecast to be POOR due to PARTICLES. HEALTH MESSAGE:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LJ

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@NewtonMark Heh. Kinda. I think the HR smoke has been more of a burden than I thought this week.

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Um, so guess who just had a three-hour nap.

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TheBrandonMorse I’ve never seen something more human from a robot than this. pic.twitter.com/bDxkBISQA1

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OzKitsch Turtles from the Great Barrier Reef were butcherered in their thousands, their meat destined for the dinner tables..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x

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Oh great. I’m sneezing and snuffling and my eyes are running, and I don’t think it’s smoke from the HR fires.

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@benpobjie Some collateral damage is unavoidable.

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NEW LAW: No one shall be permitted to write about “millennials” unless they can spell the word correctly.

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drspacejunk Key works in lunar cultural heritage: the essential reading list for Apollo 11’s 50th anniversary..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UL

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There’s nothing wrong with this white man’s food culture, @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/zeJ20zUraE

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I know @jpwarren hasn’t had a chance to read the Deloitte report yet, but it’s full of fun. aph.gov.au/api/qon/downlo…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gh

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Human Services finally reveals details of bungled child support IT project”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fd

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@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, remainder: Lunch; organise logistics for next week; poke at whatever’s left to do on that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bt

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Last night this happened. Please proceed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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It’s 11.30pm in Washington DC and the Sook-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump is having another sook. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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@johnb78 @jeamland @dobes Not as good, but worth considering. Also, Michael More WTF? pic.twitter.com/5dqc3M1zBd

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@johnb78 @jeamland @dobes Gosh. “If the new government were to go into opposition, things could come to an entirely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v1

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@johnb78 @jeamland Gosh. Well that’s going straight into the script of the next episode. Maybe @dobes could even re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OX

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JayStephens @dobes @rohan_p I’d rather not think about George Soros and oral sex, thank you. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains the intended business transformation outcomes. Or rather, it doesn’t.

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matthew_d_green This is like opening up a cockroach and finding a whole bunch of cockroaches inside. twitter.com/internetassn/s…

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jjjove Compare the pair:
Top: Allen’s Fruit Tingles
Bottom: Alan’s Suit Tingles pic.twitter.com/csaWWCDrAY

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mclayfield An op-ed masquerading as a cover story is still an op-ed. A newspaper with a world section that consists primarily..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uw

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oberonsghost Slave: Can we do x?
Manager: Dunno
Slave: Can we do y?
Manager: Dunno
Slave: Is so-and-so moving onto this floor?
M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4

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iiTalW It’s a little known fact that Jack Kirby knew Lee Harvey Oswold was allergic to strawberries. pic.twitter.com/iBG2zm7QIb

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So @dobes @rohan_p apparently this is all down to Soros. twitter.com/DuckAlertsNOW/…

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@dobes This is an excellent jerkbird and it will definitely eat your house.

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DuckAlertsNOW lmao FUCK i’m dying pic.twitter.com/e6IBcghoKI

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bastardsheep This is the best hockey story ever. 🤣😂 twitter.com/SNkylebukauska…

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OK, writing now. Shoosh please.

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WILL YOU JERKBIRDS STOP THROWING THINGS ONTO THE ROOF.

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Kate_McClymont You gotta love “colourful racing identities.” Two of those arrested over a major cocaine bust (a baggage handler &..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD

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PPantsdown Hey mate you gonna pay for those? pic.twitter.com/m4h6zaTy1Q

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stilgherrian @NicholasFryer “The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019” has reached 14.4% of its initial target, which is fabulous. Thanks,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…in

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Arch Window of the Curious Equilibrium” with @NicholasFryer stilgherrian.com/edict/00087/

Also on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ar

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Fri plan: Slow start (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia; organise logistics for next week; poke at whatever’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lw

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Friday. Six cubes. Friday.

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Oh that’s right. Scotland. Arsehats.

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Who on earth would name their sturgeon “Nicola”?

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I really must try to get some sleep.

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I think this tweet encapsulates beautifully the hopelessly romantic idea that the infosec “community” (read: endles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Z

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AdamSerwer Weird how this keeps happening!!! twitter.com/willsommer/sta…

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@liedra @jeffsonstein @emfcamp I’ve never been to the UK, but this would be an odd peg to hang it on.

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@liedra @jeffsonstein @emfcamp So, um (a) @jeffsonstein is ex US Army signals, and (b) I did ham radio at high scho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mq

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@udarnik @liedra @jeffsonstein Figures. They’ll send The Van for him tomorrow.

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@liedra @jeffsonstein Well yes. Morse in the 21st century? Are there really that many job openings for geriatric te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ

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@tamaralcoombes I’d prefer not to make the latter. Too many details to focus on to do the recording.

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@jon_lawrence @JohnDobbin @franksting @ScottRhodie It’s the same as “turning a light on”. It’s complete bullshit.

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@tamaralcoombes I think you’re right. I forgot to talk about Passion Pop in today’s podcast. Maybe I need a dedicated Passion Pop episode.

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@tamaralcoombes See, I was drinking Passion Pop on election night. I took one bottle of each flavour to the party. Also a mistake.

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MiriamElder The head of Russia Today says “I serve Russia!” after getting a medal from Putin.

(What is the opposite of press..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9o

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@tamaralcoombes But it’s more about me being judgemental than about the gin.

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@tamaralcoombes No no, we’re all good. The Passion Pop is still in the box. I am tired, but awake because I had a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9

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41Strange Van Gogh hot air balloon flying over Melbourne, Australia, this morning.
(3aw.com.au/the-story-behi…) pic.twitter.com/tCbtAuePCV

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Histreepix The cornoscope allowed tins of corned beef to be able to see the world, for the first time, in real-time infrared…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7a

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Yes, I am judging your Daleks.

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@nytimes Still, hey, @nytimes. Fuckin’ amateurs. Maybe one day they’ll become a credible news outlet.

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You know, @nytimes, I’m getting the impression that most Australians have no idea what this “shoey” thing is. But h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ED

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I bet 5G causes Muslims.

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@KTHopkins Still, Katie, there’s a little bit more attention for you, eh? [Pats head gently] Well done.

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Yeah @KTHopkins in Katie Hopkins being an arsehat shock. Imagine spending a big chunk of your life actually choosin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tb

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@kjmci Cut them off. You don’t need legs. We have drones now.

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@kjmci It fucking is. What is wrong with you?

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The world is perfect. Stop your whinging.

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@JohnDobbin @franksting @ScottRhodie Wow. You could just use $5 eye shadow. You should give it a try.

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claudia980980 This gorgeous little echidna graced my doorstep this afternoon and made my day! I haven’t seen one in the wild sinc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb

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moebius_strip This is amazing. Also, we’re doomed. twitter.com/samleecole/sta…

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@franksting @ScottRhodie You’ll be fine. We three will all be fine. Such cuntliness would have revealed itself way sooner in our lives.

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@ScottRhodie @franksting It’d be easy to make more money if we were bigger cunts.

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@franksting @ScottRhodie These people are fuckwits. You know this. I know this. And yet they’ll scoop in all the money.

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So yes of course having slept from 1715 to 1930 I’m now wide awake after midnight. I am not impressed. Grrr.

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ydklijnsma Almost @RSAConference, almost. pic.twitter.com/6mloKeCrPm

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