Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 25th, 2019

TechnicallyRon In all honesty the bookies’ ideas of who will be the next Tory leader aren’t that bad pic.twitter.com/Q8bITGJBy7

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@_midofo_ You know that’s not what I meant.

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@_midofo_ “Bun jumping” is not a thing.

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@_midofo_ Why are you telling me about this?

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@smperris Mate, always download your porn the night before.

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@_midofo_ I must be thinking of that. Haven’t heard it in ages though.

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@_midofo_ Ah. I thought it might’ve been some slang that had passed me by.

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@madcatjo2point0 Yep, that’s one of the more common complications that leads to sub-optimal health outcomes. This i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6g

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UPDATE: “The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019” @Pozible campaign is under way, and is now 25% of the way to its first tar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1

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“Parents urged to vaccinate children against flu after 37 confirmed deaths [in NSW] this year” abc.net.au/news/2019-05-2…

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patstokes [mere days later] mZxyyylyz, a foetus in his second trimester, is editor-at-large of The Libertifreedotruth Factora..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql

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patstokes Sorry Caleb, there’s always someone out there younger and Caleber our there than you. Don’t feel bad son, you had a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EK

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@NewtonMark The memorial gardens up there on the hill are beautiful.

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@missayme If it’s any help, it’s all up on BBC iPlayer atm.

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“No one listens to jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that’s all jazz is for.”

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Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard I don’t think you need to know French to understand how awesome this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GP

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OrkneyLibrary Happy 42nd birthday to Star Wars, which first appeared in cinemas back on the 25th May 1977. We love it so much tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3W

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BennettArron Considering they are in Dublin, his geography is clearly good as his journalism. twitter.com/danwootton/sta…

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus A fascinating period about which I know not enough.

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Would you like a video of David Icke explaining why the Moon can’t be real? Of course you would…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb

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Oh dear, @haveigotnews didn’t know about Milkshake Duck.

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This is a wonderful little clip about the Gin Craze of the early 1700s. It contains a bit of @SnarkyPlatypus conten..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gE

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dwnews ‘Do you want to see the dead people? Come with me.’

A German police officer is being called a hero for shaming dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6e

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@LovelyCorrine Oh dear. Sorry, I didn’t mean to have a professional impact. :)

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JudeBurger 85yo Dad: “I hate those advertising calls! My phone keeps ringing with them. It’s so annoying.”
Me: “I can put you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XG

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@gordonkerry I have a habit of getting late afternoon flights back into Sydney, and the light of the setting sun on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hu

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@gordonkerry I’d love to get some photos from Wednesday, The valleys filled with smoke all the way up to Katoomba. Most annoying.

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@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin Or if he turns at the Katoomba beacon for the correct flightpath down to B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ml

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@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin Looks like he’ll pass just to the north, unless he starts trolling us. pic.twitter.com/kAcOj2AihX

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin I’ve processed one to emphasise the smoke a bit more. pic.twitter.com/VKpz14wBH6

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin Ah yes, I thought you might take a drive past there. :) Still quite a bit of burning going on.

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Exactly. The correct term is “wanker”. twitter.com/mkobach/status…

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@michaelneale @CARROT_app Yeah around 7C above average, which it’s been all week. So that’s good. We got our first..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HW

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irratianal call it what it is. terrorism twitter.com/billboard/stat…

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@drspacejunk @NewtonMark Also, not toast — the dream is already cooked, people! — but rye bread.

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@drspacejunk @NewtonMark Nah, just an olive spread. The lighting makes it look darker than it is.

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jpwarren Due to the operation of Rule 34, technically you can report any ad on Twitter as Adult Sexual Content.

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Note the difference. Part 1: Reportage… twitter.com/Derek_E_Philip…

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jrhennessy love it when the true arc of history reveals itself, rendering our petty narratives obsolete twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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@jetztgibtshaue I’m glad you’ve managed to join the dots.

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TheOnion Nancy Pelosi Slams Edited Footage With Claim That When She’s Drunk You’ll Fucking Know It trib.al/ZBbv9fi pic.twitter.com/jFLo0hwVPv

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SuperclusterHQ 8 years ago today @astro_paolo caught the first-ever photo of a Space Shuttle docked to the ISS.

Because of a sche..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BP

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jonkudelka From The Entrails in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/hNrRTIGnsg

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@tellmemo Don’t. I only figured it out recently, and saw the charts for the first time this year…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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@tellmemo It’s the recommended time of year in Australia. From mid-April is usual, but I have reasons for going sli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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I have organised my flu shot for tomorrow. Have you organised yours yet?

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@riskybusiness Isn’t that a fantastic episode! Hats off, pants off to @MatthewBevan.

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@SteveMolk Awww… The video is just the backgrounder. I want to hear about the rain damage.

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@SteveMolk I think we need to meet the people involved, in this Fox News story. foxnews.com/us/owners-of-a…

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thehill Owners of Noah’s Ark replica sue insurers over rain damage hill.cm/DqfggXc pic.twitter.com/Vtm2qtYj41

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dobes I believe in you @AlboMP

Embrace the gundam. pic.twitter.com/Gtx6pbdrag

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@awelder @jpwarren @NewtonMark To which my usual retort, to the first one, is “… but there us a U in cunt.”

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@TomSear @NewtonMark @simonhackett So many Weird Things Happen up there… :)

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark Neither of these two sections will contain surprises. pic.twitter.com/rvg2f8uUl3

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matthew_d_green Sometimes I forget that Musk owns a rocket company and assume he’s just high. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark Why would you want to do it for less?

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radtoria People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I’m doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

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@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer That’s OK, you’ll be dead eventually.

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This is such a funny* story, @NewtonMark @jpwarren. The full report is 100+ pages including recommendations, but ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b4

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@NicholasFryer 3. “The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019” @Pozible campaign is under way, and is now 24% of the way to its..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t8

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2. There’s a new podcast with @NicholasFryer and me, and you’re allowed to listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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1. Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Human Services finally reveals details of bungled child support IT project”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yh

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Right. Time to plug three things of note, which careful readers will already be aware of, but the slow kids need a reminder…

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@jpwarren That’s it, really. Nothing else happened.

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@jetztgibtshaue Now, how long before this morphs into “5G causes hurricanes”?

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@jetztgibtshaue Now that IS interesting, thank you. It’s so easy to forget that under the hood all digital is analog.

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Sat plan, draft: Sleep in (done); sort out logistics for next week (not done yesterday because I had a nap); lots a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZR

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It is another disturbingly pleasant day in the Blue Mountains. @CARROT_app’s thoughtfulness will kill us all. pic.twitter.com/RADTSe2s1W

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@jonoabroad @NicholasFryer Thank you. But I’m a bit confused about where “the show” and walking into traffic fit in.

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Last night I dreamed that Martin Ferguson was helping me load my belongings onto a trailer, but we didn’t go for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rs

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Saturday. Add parsley. Wear socks. Saturday.

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