Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 28th, 2019

OK Kids, I’m outta here. I’ll leave you all to play with your own bits until morning.

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@wombling Yeah they definitely don’t want me but I love seeing the messaging.

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@developerjack Perhaps they are, but this stuff is way down my life priority list. YMMV, obviously, and I know you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tN

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@jonoabroad Neither. I’m just amused that it’s still the default for so many organisations when it’s Just Another Airline.

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@developerjack I’m quite low maintenance though. My magic armchair in the sky is wonderful enough.

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@moylecroft Mate I’m pants off and wanking over those ties as we speak!

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I discussed this tweet over dinner and decided that it’s weird. Sure, @macgibbon did well and is respected, but a g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G

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@NewtonMark I can’t comment because yeah this is so tribal*.

* I understand that I am using the term “tribal” poor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r8

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@PeteLawler @LewSOS Look it’s the NZ Treasury so really it’s akin to worrying if the corner sweet shop has lost a f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zq

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People still fly Qantas? Gosh.

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“Oh sorry mate, I seem to have accidentally hacked the Treasury. I’m so clumsy, bro.”

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As opposed to “accidentally” hacked, I guess. twitter.com/nzherald/statu…

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SavedYouAClick nah not really twitter.com/time/status/11…

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drunkenmadman A friend of mine died on Friday.
Last I heard, the suspected cause was: Flu

Flu is not trivial. Get your fucking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LZ

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@Bobosphere @onthemedia I accept, however, that it’s hard to be objective here because Assange is such a gigantic cunt.

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This matches my view. I do so wish the Wikiliebers would pull their heads in. twitter.com/steve_vladeck/…

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johnb78 I admire the fact that Rory isnt letting his party leadership campaign get in the way of cottaging on Twitter twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sorry, are you suggesting we boil all the Chinese to death?

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@benraue @SnarkyPlatypus @franksting Hahaha that looks exactly like I’d imagined. Thanks for including Lindsay.

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@benraue @SnarkyPlatypus @franksting Hah! Macquarie is interesting now that it’s down to under 100 votes. (OK so it’s also my electorate.)

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@swearyanthony True. Gotta respect a bird that will eat your car.

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@swearyanthony The kiwi is nature’s peak perfect bird.

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davidgerard this ends much better than it starts pic.twitter.com/2nx3UYQ8PF

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@JustJimWillDo All the hand sequences were fake so who can say.

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BBCArchive 1951: Crazy People, which went on to become The Goon Show, was first broadcast. pic.twitter.com/MXJ6owQZjr

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@corduroy @SnarkyPlatypus Sure. And that’s where the population growth has been.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @franksting Hey @benraue have you got a booth-level graphic for Macquarie?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie I might knock one off on the way to Queensland tomorrow.

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Well yes, because Facebook executives are a pack of cunts. twitter.com/CharlieAngusND…

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@NewtonMark I was wondering about that. Also maybe seats A and F?

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@PeteLawler @MJIBrown @dobes @zdnetaustralia myGov is a nightmare. I can’t even create an account. Which is fine, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well that accusation can be laid at every Australian electorate.

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@NewtonMark @BrianLaRoux I should’ve added the lavatory icon a couple of metres outside the aircraft.

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@SnarkyPlatypus She’s been a good local member. That it’s gone down to the wire says something m

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CaseyBriggs The crowdfunders to “buy more eggs” for egg boy raised almost $100K pic.twitter.com/1fjkR1E8SC

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@MJIBrown Sure, though @dobes at @zdnetaustralia doesn’t do listicles. He’s right in front of me atm and will confirm.

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HistoryHit “We are all born stupid. But one must work hard to remain ignorant.” Benjamin Franklin pic.twitter.com/DljnGBOowA

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FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY. Two Daleks trying to board a London bus in the 1960s. pic.twitter.com/hlVrLziHgc

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joshgnosis Very few Engadine jokes on this, the international day of burgers.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark You have to pull the yellow handle first, though.

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark I am not filing today. I have a busy few days ahead.

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@jplonie @NewtonMark Take a closer look at the legend.

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And for people who fly with @NewtonMark, here is the seating plan for VH-SOL. pic.twitter.com/WMG2vHZw7z

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AIR TRAVELLERS REMEMBER: You can always check your flight’s exact seat layout at seatguru.com and avoid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vS

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@franksting @VirginAustralia Whew! I suddenly remembered that these aircraft have a “window seat” without a window,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oo

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benraue ICYMI, my analysis of the Warringah booth results tallyroom.com.au/38836

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There’s a lot to like about this platform. twitter.com/suchnerve/stat…

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suchnerve ADDITIONS TO MY PRESIDENTIAL PLATFORM

1. pikachu is now allowed to say “fuck”

2. lgbt people get to cut in line w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9N

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@voltagex @dobes I’M NOT THE ONE WHO RE-HIRED ALAN JONES.

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Just in from @VirginAustralia, a message I’d been expecting some time today. I’m flying SYD-OOL, but of course it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9a

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@dobes @voltagex I did not need to be reminded of this.

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@dobes @voltagex This is so going to mess up my video recommendations.

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@dobes @voltagex Also, please stop trying to help.

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@dobes @voltagex I was going to find a picture of a parrot having sex, but a whole new series of rabbit-holes have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uu

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If only he could recall what it was… twitter.com/mbachelard/sta…

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@dobes @GreenJ More galah-coloured in that outfit.

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This photo of Alan Jones would be quite memeable, I think. pic.twitter.com/fhKXaMpnJB

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NewtonMark This lone fact is one of the enduring impacts of Howard’s reformation of the industrial relations landscape, and ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tH

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KWholesaler Ever just scroll back through the day’s tweets and admire your work? That’s what being a farmer feels like I guess

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I’ll mention once again that whenever you talk to Australian government IT people they’re always quick to disavow m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Em

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rzhongnotes This is disgusting and it will get someone harmed twitter.com/yiqinfu/status…

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Should @SBS do a program about this? Or would it be too cheesy? twitter.com/chmeredith/sta…

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chmeredith UPDATE: Upon opening the fridge I have discovered a third note pic.twitter.com/M5sXBSf2q5

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chmeredith Drama in the SBS staff kitchen. Really hope this escalates. 🧀 pic.twitter.com/KCDtzc92d7

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patbcaruana But apart from Shorten, Rudd, Beazley and Hawke, Labor has had very few leaders from inner city seats.

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These are the official ITF rankings. pic.twitter.com/P8OpO06JEg

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“Sydney to get water restrictions for the first time in a decade” abc.net.au/news/2019-05-2…

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Still a bunch of smoke coming off this 2900 hectare HR burn, but nowhere near as much as last week. pic.twitter.com/IOrUjFO11x

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TheOnion Sexually Awakened PETA President Announces That Being Kept In A Tiny Cage All Day Actually Sounds Hot As Hell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zo

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@kels_316 @Greg_D_Jones Australian, too. Was just reading a report from 2017 after seeing this tweet earlier.

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@patstokes Try at the other end. Sebasticlive. Autoclive. Gastroclive.

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GordyPls Smart home tech is literally a field that is 90% stupid ideas and 10% mediocre ones that are poorly executed.

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@NewtonMark Hahaha you know in your heart what the answer is.

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One dice, two deece.

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DDsD So probably not a massive productivity booster then. twitter.com/PRISMNews/stat…

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@davispg Meh. It’s warm on the train, and I have plenty of time.

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ImpeachmentHour The photographer was lying on the ground, trying to shoot this ceiling. The pigeons were concerned. pic.twitter.com/kAXDbwE3Qx

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Tue plan, updated: I’ll be able to get the 1224 train rather than the 1324, BECAUSE I’M ORGANISED.

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NewtonMark “Ma-ma!” twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@arizclint I don’t see how he could’ve ridden a bicycle anyway, what with all the 5G transmitters causing brain cancer.

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Gwyntaglaw ‘that is sometimes donated by interns’ twitter.com/lordnslayvior/…

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arizclint Translation:

‘5G enabled sunglasses will f*ck up your bicycle’ twitter.com/audiocomedian/…

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simongerman600 Model shows Rome in the age of Constantine at a scale of 1:250. This was built architect Italo Gismondi across near..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4S

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Tue plan, confirmed: Work on the list of small tasks left over from yesterday (in progress); pack; 1324 train to Sy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hn

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@GTRoberts @snipeyhead One night SBS showed the whole first series as a marathon, and I saw some viewers made all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qp

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@GTRoberts @snipeyhead Well “Danger 5” had battle triceratops, in the episode “Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich”. pic.twitter.com/Pic6E6KNy6

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@snipeyhead @GTRoberts @NetflixANZ Anyway, the perfect* Nazi Alt-History Parody is @danger5tv.

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@snipeyhead @GTRoberts @NetflixANZ Yep, it’s on the Tube of Ewes, and of course priced up to AUD 3.99 (USD 2.76) ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…85

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@snipeyhead @GTRoberts Alas, “Iron Sky” is not currently on @NetflixANZ, so heads will roll.

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@snipeyhead @GTRoberts I have yet to watch that documentary. Sigh. I assume it’s on one of the streaming services.

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@riskybusiness Well you DID call your podcast “Snake Oilers”, so all you have to do now is oil the snake.

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Scoop out their eyes with a spoon. twitter.com/petermarxy/sta…

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Surely he could bore one of his stupid tunnels up through Everest, though I suppose that could reveal the secret Na..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Od

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@_midofo_ That’s just @teambuild3r. He’s on Team Cyber.

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suchnerve me: [riding pinocchio’s face] ohh yeahhh

pinocchio: if we just compromise with the Right, they’ll start cooperatin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Et

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GenMhayden But Trump is the other end of Mr. Ed. twitter.com/jonahnro/statu…

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DDsD Well, it’s official now. Buy bitcorn! twitter.com/josephskewes/s…

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futureidentity This.

It’s definitely a poke, but what’s in it?

Is it a pig? If so, is it alive?

Or is it just a load of used s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vn

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I’ve just realised that my “list of small tasks” is actually quite small and I should stop stressing about it. I sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE

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A thread illustrating how @T9SydneyTrains is quickly working around a disruption. Good luck, everyone. twitter.com/T9SydneyTrains…

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slooterman My war with the local crunchy hippy co-op continues. Apricot kernels don’t cause “symptoms of cyanide poisoning.” T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MB

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Dear Sydney, your minimum temperature overnight was only 2C below average for this time of year. That’s how used yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL

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Further plans are in the Weekly Wrap, of course, but in brief: Sydney today to Wed lunchtime; Gold Coast Wed evenin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YN

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Tue plan, draft: Work on the list of small tasks left over from yesterday; pack; 1324 train to Sydney; finish that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ON

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I blame @NewtonMark for this weather because he wanted some wind to blow the smoke out of the Sydney basin.

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Tuesday. Six paper straws will be enough. Lizards. Tuesday.

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