Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 29th, 2019

ChuckWendig DECAF IS JUST BROWN, SAD WATER twitter.com/InkICan/status…

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snurb_dot_info I’m not a gambling man myself, but I must admit I’m morbidly curious about whether there’s a betting market yet on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lU

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“In good condition,” I mean. Damn, I fucked that up. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The woman on the left is thinking “Could I eat that whole dog? I think, yes, I could eat that whole dog.” twitter.com/chriswelch/sta…

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helpmeskeletor Imagine if Joe Hildebrand almost completed Honours in never fucking talking.

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Back at the hotel and mostly in good.

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We’re now at 29% with 24 hours to go and I have been totally disorganised with the promos. This isn’t a great pitch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8A

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@joannejacobs I don’t know, but the one Sizzler left in NSW is in Campbelltown, so I’ll be scheduling an expedition soon.

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chriswelch Just behold this guy’s strong subway game. A book AND dog. And the deep-thinker pen in mouth look. Calling all sing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PC

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Isn’t this just what we call “Thursday”? twitter.com/NPR/status/113…

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Uhoh. I am in a bar with a vendor and I have a Magic Wristband of Drinks Provision.

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One of the canapés here: Cherry tomatoes stuffed with shredded crab meat. Gorgeous.

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@DecayRSO Hello. :) The things one has to do, etc.

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@liedra @QT_Hotels They sell them in the hotel shop, but from memory they’re about $100.

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@QT_Hotels To be fair, all the rooms have a jerkbird lamp.

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@kels_316 @franksting Three lads on the tram, maybe 14 or 15yo, were discussing where to organise their next punch-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kr

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@pblakez @Pozible I’m looking more at the interview-based podcast(s) at this stage, unless inspiration suddenly str..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…No

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Wed plan, remainder: 1700 AusCERT Cyber Security Conference welcome reception conference.auscert.org.au but not too m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az

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jonkudelka NSW Labor is perhaps not so much the cause of why we can’t have nice things but rather the perfect demonstration of it.

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@BrynLoftus @zappingzebra Google Search needs to understand the synonym.

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andrewwhiteau Centrelink still issuing incorrect robodebts to meet targets, staff claim. theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/zxcY1Z2lyJ

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HEY KIDS! “The 9pm Brisbane Podcasts 2019” @Pozible campaign is at 27% of its target with just 29 hours to go. I ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eG

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jonkudelka Doin’ The Best That I Can in today’s @australian kudelka.com.au/2019/05/doin-t… pic.twitter.com/Vz0etAHtqm

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@JustJimWillDo @QT_Hotels Yep. I’ve stayed here before, but last year had a normal room and a view inland. This yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3

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@BrynLoftus I don’t know what this is but yes obviously I want it.

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Well this year I have a suite overlooking a slice of ocean, which is obviously terrible. Thank you, @QT_Hotels Gold..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DD

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WE JUST WENT PAST A SIZZLER.

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I see that Labor has had an attack of the brain worms.

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@franksting Yep, grab the 777. It’s not busy at this time of day.

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@oberonsghost Also the route 777 bus from the airport has commercial radio playing loud, and the people nearby seem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f5

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The Land the Taste Forgot.

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@pblakez Well it’s just not good enough.

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thetowncrier Attn: @SkyNewsAust producers. twitter.com/9NewsQueenslan…

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Thanks very much @VirginAustralia for a pleasant flight on VA523 today.

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Nice flight, though of course the Gold Coast is a fuckin’ hole. pic.twitter.com/eQtdsQtunV

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Transmitters off. See you on the Gold Coast.

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We’ve just been told that after a few small lumpy bits climbing out of Sydney it’ll be smooth all the way to the Go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hq

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This does appear to be the case. Arsehats. twitter.com/bradesposito/s…

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upulie The bot has become self aware (hi Pat!!) twitter.com/midsomerplots/…

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@franksting @matkertesz @SuperCroup @jonoabroad I’m not special enough for that. Well, not before a short domestic flight anyway.

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The view from 8A. I’m usually down the back, because I prefer it back there, but here I am. instagram.com/p/ByB8v4zAVmV/…

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I should probably board an aircraft.

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@jpwarren Thank you, but why would you do this?

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AlexDruuuce The Sydney experience pic.twitter.com/umwPVYMUhr

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In the Year of Our Lord Two Thousands and Nineteen, Australia gets its first Minister for Aboriginal Affairs who’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zG

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It has been determined that I am not carrying a detectable quantity of explosives.

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It looks lovely but I suspect the sky will be quite lumpy. pic.twitter.com/gaCQFyPuHC

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@dobes You can never have too much parrot-sucking.

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stilgherrian These are the official ITF rankings. pic.twitter.com/P8OpO06JEg

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@dellcam There’s a lot to worry about in these troubled times.

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It’s always worried me that the Secret Double Octopus logo has only five tentacles. pic.twitter.com/wnIGKTy9qW

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Thinking about land turtles.

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@wolfcat @dobes We wouldn’t want anyone to miss out.

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@darrenpauli Au contraire, there’s quite a lot of them.

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Oops forgot to attach the second charts showing gust speeds. Here you go. pic.twitter.com/3TJpB7G21m

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@je_au @jonoabroad I’m all for the weighing of hand luggage. The aircraft has a cargo hold for all that crap.

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@BiancaNogrady They really should get rid of all those trees in the Mountains.

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Here’s midday at 100m / 330ft above the surface, labelled in km/h. The first one is sustained wind speed, the secon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Different times…” Or something.

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So this is the wind forecast for 2000ft at midday. Yes, there may be flight delays. I think I can also see wherever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve never felt an urge to throw a chair at him. Not even then.

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At least I think that’s how the chair-throwing started.

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I didn’t realise Jimmy Barnes had cut back that much by 2000. When he played the Prosh Breakfast that time at Adela..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ze

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Wed plan, draft: 0930 interview; quick errands and administrivia; 1310* VA523 SYD-OOL; 1700 AusCERT Cyber Security..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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It’s quite balmy in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/I0g0adfyqO

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joshsternberg Wonder how Ikea came to the decision to include this disclaimer. pic.twitter.com/rHr5srpA24

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MarkDiStef The Mirror reporting Jeremy Corbyn to come out for a second Brexit referendum: pic.twitter.com/DE9fct7UwZ

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Raymartin55 And from the Oz

Indeed … twitter.com/raymartin55/st… pic.twitter.com/Kvl4Z6BSQd

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damonwake Is it just me or does Macron’s header photo look like he’s exchanging insurance details after a minor road accident? pic.twitter.com/zFzdrsXy9l

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cathywilcox1 Another hopeless cartoon.
For @smh @theage . pic.twitter.com/Sur0Ii1Cmq

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I am happy to be not in the Blue Mountains today. twitter.com/BlackheathWx/s…

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@evcricket I stared at it for ages, wondering whether you were making an obscure joke about the horse. I worked it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nx

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Wednesday. Two grey diagonal lines, running down to the right. Horse! Wednesday.

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