Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 14th, 2019

“Viacom, CBS confirm merger,” lol. rapidtvnews.com/2019081456982/… “The all-stock merger creates a combined company to be known as ViacomCBS.”

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Media IT networks a national security risk: AFP” zdnet.com/article/media-…

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@jplonie @jeamland Until their money runs out, anyway.

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GrogsGamut There needs to be a word to describe the article written by a journo in response to being criticised on Twitter

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jeamland Today in Stupid Lawsuits: theregister.co.uk/2019/08/14/app… /ping @stilgherrian

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mattjhatton “We’re at Lords”

You’re in Willoughby, Todd. pic.twitter.com/jRsmUugzS5

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plalor I’m starting a game of Red Trouser Bingo in Lord’s Members Pavilion.

I’ve spotted 3 before first acceptances.

F..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5I

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@mattcdef2000 @NewtonMark Yep, that one is a classic. You’re the second person to tweet that to us today.

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@scott_thewspot @MatthewBevan @GTRoberts Is this a tube for shooting fish into humans? Because I would support that Kickstarter.

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@RealNickHodge Do you mind? It’s “Things just catch fire sometimes.”

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“Crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a 1930s Airliner”, namely a Doulas DC-3. youtube.com/watch?v=JONkLE… It seems to have m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yC

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RossMcCaff In possibly her most on-brand column yet, Alison Pearson has decided the exam system is not fit for purpose because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m7

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servantofchaos And what if I *dont* pre heat the grill right now? Maybe that glass of wine is more of a priority

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ToryFibs Indian Suffragettes in London, 1911. Yes, it’s mind blowing isn’t it. Apparently you don’t have to be white & middl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ow

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DrYobbo Tired: Danish pig semen
Wired: Pig semen danish pic.twitter.com/hP8dLD7sgI

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TomSamaki Almost 30 million records left accessible and unencrypted, including images (not templates) of fingerprints.

Peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zE

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Now THIS is the headline we needed today! twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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joshgnosis Exclusive: fingerprints of over 1m people were accessible after major breach found in biometrics system used by ban..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OB

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MAGICAL: “Police warning after man seen huffing petrol in Auckland laundromat dryer” nzherald.co.nz/front-page-top…

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oberonsghost I can smell 1975 just looking at this. pic.twitter.com/p91Fh8jCVj

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I’m so hoping that Australian special forces also have purple camouflage for when they’re storming a twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ac

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@techoglot @NewtonMark LOL. That’s a classic video. The puffs of dust as the plane clears the ridge are a bit of a giveaway.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Media IT networks a national security risk: AFP” zdnet.com/article/media-…

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@oberonsghost @rharris334 And yet that wreath must’ve been an official thing.

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@dobes @glengyron But I already have a brain worm as my avatar.

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@jennylmackinnon They do great work. I go to some of their events in Canberra, and they’re always interesting.

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HostileSpectrum Suddenly long running intrusion campaigns previously disclosed targeting multiple airlines, including supporting su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z4

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rharris334 PM @ScottMorrisonMP now in full Pacific mode pic.twitter.com/ueqkWxcmKJ

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DavidParis Presumably after millions of hours refining it on warehouse employees who dared to ask their supervisor if they wer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ

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diddlywiddly A lot of men will die in a fire, they’ll never find stair 1 roof access pic.twitter.com/dDJGNqfGbh

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Interesting comment by the new US Ambassador to Australia, Arthur B Culvahouse Jr. In fact the whole thread is fasc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hS

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@manindotblack For couples with a shared credit card account, it’s led to some “interesting” conversations. :)

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cops, spooks, journalists, and foreign actors.

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@GordyPls @johnb78 @RachaelHasIdeas @NewtonMark I think this relates to our previous discussion, given where the ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A7

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jeamland Let’s go smooth lions twitter.com/bransonreese/s…

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Dreyfus: “I am not assisted by Mr Wilson’s intervention.”

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AUS_Hansard Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security - Impact of the exercise of law enforcement and intellig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NB

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clementine_ford “Three MEN saved Sydney from a knife wielding murderer, how can toxic masculinity be real???????!”

- Fuckhead logic

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Oh dear. Senator Abetz has given himself a tedious political point-scoring bone to chew on. Munch munch munch, he goes.

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I really shouldn’t listen to parliamentary committee hearings. They’re not good for my health.

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“Australia is founded on the rule of law blah blah blah.” Attorney-General’s Department wastes valuable PJCIS time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7X

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erstkate Can 2019 get worse? Apparently, yes twitter.com/elle_hunt/stat…

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RachaelHasIdeas @MColvinMcKenzie I’m going to start a campaign to remove men from PT and replace them with dogs and frankly I think I’m on a winner.

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Senator Abetz in Senator Abetz being a pompous goose shock.

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RachaelHasIdeas Who would you rather sit next to on public transport?

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@johnb78 @RachaelHasIdeas @NewtonMark @GordyPls If you’re suggesting that the patrons of Ivy should be pissed on by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db

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zackwhittaker Every long form opener:

“[On / It was] a [cool/bright/warm] [morning / afternoon evening] at [location], [main pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nc

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@jpwarren @jeamland @dobes @NewtonMark It’s related, sure. The t-shirt answers the question.

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So @jeamland @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark I think this is a very good idea for a t-shirt. twitter.com/shutupmikeginn…

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@NewtonMark Agreed, that’s very good. I’d crop that image down to 16:9 to remove most of the blank concrete at the bottom.

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To be clear, broadly speaking I have not considered dog piss to be an aphrodisiac.

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark @RachaelHasIdeas @johnb78 I think I may have discovered your Room 101 technique. [Makes note.]

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark @RachaelHasIdeas @johnb78 Obviously I ask in the general context, not in your personal life.

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark @RachaelHasIdeas @johnb78 They allow dogs on the streets. How often have you been pissed on by a dog?

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@zdnetaustralia Wed plan, confirmed: Various chores and administrivia (in progress); write for @zdnetaustralia; qui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hX

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@PollHereford Well I never said it was a *funny* joke.

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marxconsiders Karl Marx failed to consider that “bourgeoisie” is a really difficult word to spell.

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Enjoying watching the erotic wonderland that is Senator Abetz.

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AFP Commissioner Andrew Colvin says in the last year [?] they’ve received 75 referrals for cases of leaking secret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0r

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“Teen’s tweets from her smart fridge go viral after mother confiscates phone” theguardian.com/technology/201…

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RadioFreeTom By the time this is over, all that’ll be left is Gorka, Anton, and the last few editors of NR at CPAC trying to cla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SW

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Ah, the Ekka is on in Brisbane, so don’t expect much sense from up there today.

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prof_gabriele any suggestions for stories/ tv shows where the aliens invade and win? (need for syllabus)

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theharryshearer Heard on npr news this morning: “police have released a chronological timeline…”
IMHO, the best kind of timelin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rp

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Today the PJCIS spends the entire day being told “Terrorisms bad, national security vital, the media dreadful, we’r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IO

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@SteveMolk @expectproblems @CptHollingworth Well. In any event, I am now extremely keen to for it to be released.

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ChristnNitemare Any guesses as to how they did it? h/t @C_Stroop @WHarkavy pic.twitter.com/pUHOCIa8MJ

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Wed plan, draft: Noodles, probably; lots of chores and administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia, once the relevant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hj

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These are very good stickers in a @jpwarren kind of way. twitter.com/Viss/status/11…

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Same. Mr Iannucci’s tweet was the first I’d heard of it. Did you know about “Avenue 5”, @SteveMolk?

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Wednesday. It’s peeking out from behind the cupboard, like a mouse but with more arrogance. Wednesday.

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stilgherrian Which is surprising, for such a big fuckin’ sook. twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/st…

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