Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 16th, 2019

ElenaBjxrn Today I discovered that the French word for vegan cheese is “fauxmage” and I couldn’t be more delighted.

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@PoroMark I’m pretty sure I don’t have it any more.

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Oh wait. I think I had a sock for this when I was a teenager.

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What is a “love relief sock”? What is different about the seniors’ version? pic.twitter.com/OS1spNemzQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus And it’s done! I woke @SnarkyPlatypus to tell him and he managed to say “Cool”. I’ll get a longer m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8M

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia, with an Opinion: “The pointless puppetry of national security’s parliamentary processes”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CM

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Tonight we started rewatching “Borgen” from the beginning, so same thing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Gosh. It just reached 97%. It’d be fun if @SnarkyPlatypus woke up tomorrow to a complete win. gofundme.com/f/getting-a-pl…

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@BrynLoftus @SnarkyPlatypus There should be dumplings in all our futures!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Thanks to you, and everyone else. I can’t reply to everyone individually but your messages are gett..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0O

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hmmm. I just realised he can probably just phone the telco and tell them that SEKRIT CODE, his date..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yG

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@SnarkyPlatypus Pro Tip: Don’t lose your photo ID simultaneously with the new phone that you haven’t yet backed up…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T2

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s also wonderful that his GoFundMe is 86% of the way there. gofundme.com/f/getting-a-pl…

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A @SnarkyPlatypus update: He’s slept most of the day but is showing good progress. Won’t be online for a couple mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di

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@JanJoostBouwman @SnarkyPlatypus I just showed him the tweet and he sends his regards. On the card, yes, it’s almos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cw

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@OaaSvc Thank you. It was all a curious exchange, I thought.

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@paulwallbank It isn’t really about “preference”.

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GuardianAus Trump administration reverses decision to use ‘cyanide bombs’ to kill wild animals theguardian.com/environment/20…

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TheDanBarrett Sometimes pop culture things get past you. If you don’t know Alan Partridge:
1. You can absolutely watch his movie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tu

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mebank @slpng_giants_oz Hi all, just an update from ME. Thanks for your feedback - we take this very seriously and these t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62

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@NuclearAnthro @expectproblems This is just idle curiosity, so zero priority.

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Today’s new band name: Custard Renaissance. twitter.com/TheDanBarrett/…

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adam_ni The possibility of that is exactly negative one billion percent. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia, with an Opinion: “The pointless puppetry of national security’s parliamentary processes”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CM

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firstdogonmoon Today’s cartoon is an important community service announcement from Ken the Hen, Gender Ambiguity Chicken. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@manindotblack Does this work for sex other than with goats?

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jeamland I can think of several people who need this. twitter.com/Jeff_Dunn/stat…

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@_skeletonmeat Dunno. My sex life will remain humiliating.

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@Aitch_El @Thetribalmind I’m just reading it as calling out a liar.

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Hey @markhumphries do you think this idea could be pitched as a reality TV show? Would you host it? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@munin More a reality TV program, I think.

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Thetribalmind Here’s another misunderstanding. What Alan said on that occasion was “sock”. pic.twitter.com/3Xqq2r3Tn7

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“Clive Palmer outspends McDonald’s, Toyota and Coles to advertise his political party,” assuming he actually pays h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2W

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@jpwarren Well arithmetic isn’t Centrelink’s core strength, is it.

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jpwarren Narrator: They did not share a new tip each day. twitter.com/Centrelink/sta…

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ASDGovAu In our 6th National Science Week puzzle, the goal is to find three words that completely cover the picture together..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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I like* the concept of “empower employees to learn new technology” rather than “provide training”. Remember when we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U

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@jpwarren @ashabeeeee Too early to tell. Could just be a glitch.

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@ashabeeeee “The software is a NetBeans Java application designed to run on either Windows or Linux desktops.”

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“Australian Signals Directorate launches open source​ data visualisation tool” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Au

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It’s important to keep track of sock ownership.

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pixelatedboat Too many old bands reunite to play music again and not enough reunite to rob a bank

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todayininfosec 1986: In response to the Captain Midnight HBO interruption 5 months prior, House Bill 5476 was introduced to increa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Y

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prop65bot Influencers are known to the State of California to cause cancer.

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@expectproblems @NuclearAnthro Wait. “Pripyat” isn’t the same as “Priapus”, right?

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@expectproblems Can you translate the labels on that control panel, @NuclearAnthro. (He’s been studying Russian, you know.)

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GuardianAus Whitlam dismissal ‘palace letters’ case wins right to be heard by high court theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@expectproblems I agree. And doesn’t she look like she’s in supreme control of her domain.

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shesaidso Never have such a small collection of words made me want to vomit with so much force and volume pic.twitter.com/ZcUPmrU87P

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sovietvisuals “Senior Engineer of the Institute of Nuclear Physics of the Academy of Sciences of the Uzbek SSR Hafiza Yakhyaeva a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DT

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It’s way too long, at 1600 words. It contains puppets and racism.

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@tintinaujapon At least they’re branching out, right? I was getting sick of Lithuania.

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FijiPM When combatting climate change, it’s good to have an ally like New Zealand in your corner. Together, we can save Tu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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@SnarkyPlatypus @zdnetaustralia Well, I’ll do a little shitposting before writing.

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SwiftOnSecurity A lot more than the 30 to 50 feral hams twitter.com/n8xrv/status/1…

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GreenJ Hanson ratio watch … pic.twitter.com/qwSIJR0L3e

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bitcoin_txt Don’t let fake news pump fear into your heart about crypto

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Oh this is magnificent*!

* Horrible. twitter.com/lgrangeia/stat…

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explanoit Osama Bin Ladin was a Boomer

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@TimWattsMP How will the final book be chosen?

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TimWattsMP What book would you like your MPs to read?

Nominate a book by an Aussie author published in the last five years…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kC

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REMINDER: If you’d like to annoy spam callers, give your number as the National Rick Astley Hotline in Australia or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wu

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Pinboard If you think climate change isn’t real, then why are there now pumpkin spice lattes in August?

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paulwallbank Interesting Australian stats which shows the dominance of Atlassian’s IPO. Startup success outside Silicon Valley:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p

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@Ex_spurt Is this cruel? It seems cruel.

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“Trump has asked aides about possibility of US acquiring Greenland: report,” because why not, eh? thehill.com/homenews/admin…

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iangriffin Last night, the @Space_Station passed in front of the moon,. Your trusty roving astronomer drove more than 390Km to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C2

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@christopherneal Yeah, but look I’m going to your session so be grateful. :)

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“[Australian] Defence department’s secure internal network hit by ‘crippling’ computer outages” abc.net.au/news/2019-08-1…

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@jeamland I haven’t used the seagull avatars for ages, not even the @firstdogonmoon one. pic.twitter.com/xzhE9rw2jT

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Fri plan, an outline but in no particular order: Assist @SnarkyPlatypus get back on the line, and with other tasks;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq

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@dobes @johnb78 This is magnificent. There’s half of a podcast written for me!

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dobes yyyyasssss!!

ping @stilgherrian @johnb78 pic.twitter.com/UFCFTrQxtT

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@aggerchez Now THAT would be s movie worth watching. I think?

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THIS IS ENTIRE PLOT ARC OF “SILENT RUNNING” LOL. twitter.com/cxi/status/116…

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Hey @abcnews, you should probably go for 1986 for the points. pic.twitter.com/04fBl41Ba6

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I’ve slept in because I had HEAPS of weird vivid dreams last night. In one of them, there was a woman’s news and li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xn

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Friday. You’ve got to be echidna me. Friday.

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