Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 19th, 2019

nnwakelam @bigmac @stilgherrian “Hello reddit I am Satoshi Nakamoto AMA”

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Relying on bug bounties ‘not appropriate risk management’: Katie Moussouris [@k8em0]”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…id

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@DavidFeng Well that’s probably because your old. :)

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OH: “Australia is more metricated than the UK. Pretty much everything is in metric except for penises, but they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dz

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recursivetaco Need a math nerd to solve the following problem:

I make my son a peanut butter sandwich. Rectangle, no crust, let’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wy

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“Look, I’m eating. I don’t wish to listen to you talking about shoving rubber hoses up your arse.”
“It wasn’t rubber.”

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Mr @SnarkyPlatypus would like me to tell you that he’s not dead. He is reluctant to give further details.

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Anyone who plays Kenny G ever in any context is committing a crime against humanity. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@DavidFeng It’s a young people’s thing and now you are old.

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RealChrisCal When you think you figured out a way to save money while living in NYC

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@paulwallbank I’m back in Ashfield now but maybe tomorrow.

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@jeamland So @SnarkyPlatypus says is disgusted by that. Well spotted but.

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FXMC1957 19 August 1960. Francis Gary Powers, an American U-2 spy plane pilot, was convicted of espionage in Moscow. pic.twitter.com/Fxtt0WwVdz

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@paulwallbank I’m in Ashfield for the next couple of days.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Relying on bug bounties ‘not appropriate risk management’: Katie Moussouris [@k8em0]”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…id

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@paulwallbank I shan’t be staying for the drinks. I’m tired so I ran away.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains hackers.

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NewtonMark Presenting “retail customers” in the manner of drug-trafficking organized criminals. Fucking hell this is embarrass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eF

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lanesainty well that’s settled pic.twitter.com/CYUC63jVRh

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jeamland Has this ever been used as a Grindr profile name? pic.twitter.com/PUtsFJFPdY

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@Davidramli @dobes @jxeeno This would have required an Australian business to make an innovative decision.

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classiclib3ral “Don’t worry, there’s a lot more CO2 on Venus and that planet still exists” is still the all time worst climate cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX

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I’ve got a meeting and then a bunch of writing to do, so this will be my last tweet from the Gartner Security & Ris..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zw

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@rohan_p @dobes I reckon I should conduct some research for my next podcast. Because Science.

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Only if you didn’t want to “go” anywhere actually useful, @jxeeno. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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@JustJimWillDo I suppose I could fill my pockets with cheese. (Not a euphemism.)

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@rohan_p @dobes This is magical. I like “fuckface recognition”. ;)

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@charliedrummond @willozap With so many of these cars, wouldn’t it… cause… wait for it… a jam?

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It almost makes him look human, with regular human compassion. twitter.com/boswellryan/st…

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In a truly gargantuan feat of self-control I’m passing by the cheese platter.

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willozap We’re going to have cars that drive themselves before we have printers at work that just work

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@christopherneal This is fascinating stuff, but I won’t be tweeting from this session because I have dodgy connecti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0U

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Next up for me, @christopherneal, CISO of Ramsay Health Care, on device visibility. This should be interesting, ‘co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xr

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samanthamaiden I will never stop loving this picture of the Prime Minister with all the pretty flowers pic.twitter.com/87Nk5CO6N8

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dobes Timeless tweet on most subjects in Australia twitter.com/nphair/status/…

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ElizaJBarr We fed a bot 100 Mosman Morning Herald yarns and this is what it came up with. smh.com.au/education/shor…

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@rohan_p @dobes @ashabeeeee It’s already looking like a fantastic week for the cybers.

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@dobes @rohan_p Well that’s a true game changer.

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Obviously I screwed up the negative here. None of the top 10 require, etc. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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We’re on break now. I’ll include a few quotes from @k8em0 in my @zdnetaustralia column later today or whenever I finish it.

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None of top 10 US universities for computer science do not require graduates to study a security unit. Three of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9k

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@franksting That’s not bad. And is it a good connection?

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94% of the Forbes Global 2000 have no published way to report a security vulnerability.

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@k8em0 We’ve created a $170 billion industry, so great marketing, but we haven’t solved the last kilometre problem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vk

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This is @k8em0, for those following at home. She’s been doing penetration testing for 20 years.

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Next up, Katie Moussouris of Luta Security, “Security Should Be Smarter, Not Harder” pic.twitter.com/YyYl5RLIwZ

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So that’s the keynote. The message, with apologies to Steve Balmer, is simply “Automation! Automation! Automation!”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX

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The phrase “creating negative impacts on project timelines” can be replaced by “causing delays”, kids.

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Cloud Security Posture Management (CSPOM) Solutions! Agile DevOps! DevSecOps!

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“Identity is the new perimeter… trust… risk… need more adaptive approach… automated identity management…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

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Here’s a better shot of The Automation Continuum slide with the expanded rows of buzzwords. (I stole this from some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj

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poutinesmoothie Here, take my card. pic.twitter.com/fDrbezPkcq

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“Champion and orchestrate value protection.”

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“Autonomous Augmented Intelligence (AI)” is what we’re discussing now, at least in terms of it being the end state,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…21

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I reckon that “rented prestige” is the automotive equivalent of a clip-on bowtie. YMMV.

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80% of these rental customers are new Porsche drivers, on average 5 years younger than buyers, and earn on average..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CT

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It says something about the worldview of Gartner’s clients that the case study they’re working through is Porsche’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dt

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This year’s concept: The Automation Continuum. [Sorry for the poor angle. We were herded into our seats.]..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nr

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Yes, it has begun. The first message is that it’s a time of uncertainty. [When is it not?] pic.twitter.com/tg7hLVxAaK

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WELCOME TO THE EPICENTRE OF DISCOVERY.

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First up for me, the usual Opening Keynote rigmarole. It’s overflowed the Hilton Sunday this year, across the road..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uw

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@franksting Fair point. The Fates are with you… for now.

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Today I’m at the Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit and may tweet from it. Program at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qF

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@franksting Good luck. Are you taking bets on when you’ll have a working connection?

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RadioFreeTom The fact that you have to tell this to people living in the 21st century tells you everything about how stupid so m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Si

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duckmaus So if I decide to stop buying food from my local supermarket that means that my lovely friends at Tesco are deliber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U1

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, as usual. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: 0900 Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit all day gartner.com/en/conferences…; write about same for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ze

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A pleasant enough Sydney day lies ahead. pic.twitter.com/NsUBi42jKR

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Monday. Don’t you dare. Monday.

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