Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 29th, 2019

I’m an hour late getting into Adelaide so I suspect that once I’m at the hotel it’ll take me a while to get to sleep.

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@NewtonMark @simonhackett No it’s @VattenfallTeam. They’re Dutch. I don’t know why I confused them for Canadians. Well, I’d been drinking.

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I could not have been more wrong. It’s the Vattenfal Solar Team, a Dutch team competing in the Darwin to Adelaide s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sa

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OK, I seem to be seated among a group of young Canadian men who are part of a sports team. Gosh. Transmitters off. See you in Adelaide.

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@sleepingdingo It goes under the seat. Unless you’re taking on board a whole bunch of shit you don’t need on the flight.

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Boarding. Well, sitting comfortably while others rush to board.

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STOP FUSSING EVERYONE BECAUSE EVERY FIVE MINUTES LATER THE PLANE DEPARTS MEANS FIVE MINUTES LESS TIME TO ENDURE IN ADELAIDE.

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@franksting @dobes It’s something that has troubled so many of us for so long.

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@DavidRDHeath Meh. My magic sky armchair will be ready when it’s ready.

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Still, I’m loving all the brain geniuses who rush to stand in line at the slightest mention of boarding. YOU HAVE R..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AJ

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No, we are not yet boarding. There is no way we’re leaving at 2107. God I love asynchronous data feeds. pic.twitter.com/nZqVyK84sO

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@DavidRDHeath Yeah, the app says we’re boarding but the screen in the lounge still just shows gate open. Then the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qp

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Hahahaha it just changed to 2105.

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The schedule now says we depart at 2100 but the gate has only just opened with 13 minutes to go. Still, I might wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6

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K_Sheldrick Hello @AusFedPolice, a journalist is trying to obtain information improperly. twitter.com/BrigidWD/statu…

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Wow, Tim Fischer has an awesome funeral train. Attn: @johnb78 @DavidFeng. twitter.com/holly_truelove…

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@ShodanAlexM @DTRTpodcast I guess I now have something to look forward to. :)

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@VirginAustralia Ah, it looks like I’ll be enjoying the @VirginAustralia wine for a little longer than first though..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8P

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Great line on the latest @DTRTpodcast: “Just like a transphobic sitcom writer, I’ve run into some trouble online.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DJ

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@schlutes @drcbond Well that’s good enough for me.

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@rohan_p @deanog This is actually a brilliant strategy, and I think @dobes would agree.

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@deanog Yep, nothing lasts forever.

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Actually, @deanog, I reckon this is a beautiful symbol of our times. twitter.com/deanog/status/…

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@schlutes @drcbond Is this a thing? I need more evidence.

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@SnarkyPlatypus What else? It’ll be a few days before he starts tweeting again, because the new Photo Card is neede..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P3

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Hey kids, would you like a brief update on @SnarkyPlatypus? Why yes, you would. For starters, the computer you boug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uw

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@drearyclocks Why are you destroying their creativity?

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MrNishKumar Guys I’m starting to think it wasn’t about sovereignty

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@developerjack @terencehuynh @flowblok Look, you just go ahead and fuck up your life. I’m washing my hands of this whole affair.

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drcbond I’m curious whether homeless is code for Black people 🤔 twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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Sounds about right. He already believes in daft conspiracy theories and publishes factually incorrect information a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WJ

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@developerjack @flowblok Ideally he wouldn’t allow that sort of self-harm.

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Seriously, though, what sort of cunt gets offended at a sign saying people can be comfortable? Scott Morrison is go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rs

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Scott Morrison, the Inspector-Genital of PM&C.

(Joke courtesy of someone with a sense of humour who has colleagues without one.)

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Isn’t it good that the Prime Minister of the world’s 15th largest economy can still find time in his busy schedule..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG

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Isn’t it good that the Prime Minister of the world’s 15th largest economy can still find time in his busy schedule..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F3

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@RealNickHodge I have never disrupted rail transport.

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@pgsqueal The new B-Set trains are quite good. There’s just still too much old rolling stock on the Sydney network.

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moylecroft I’m not ready for the internet twitter.com/rmondello/stat…

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@dobes @franksting This is definitely going to solve all problems with all religious.

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It has been determined that once more I am not a hazard to aviation, and am now enjoying the wine in the @VirginAustralia lounge at SYD.

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Just so you know, it’s quite wet in Sydney this afternoon, so the city’s transport systems will soon collapsel into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x2

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@staticsan It was already wet enough at Ashfield.

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cjciaramella Here’s one for you: A DEA agent got a drug trafficker to buy a $43,000 truck so the agent could seize it through as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tI

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darrenpauli ‘straya pic.twitter.com/9Apa0D4ZpT

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@johncarneyau @alilemer @business @VirginAustralia In the past I’ve travelled with all manner of equipment for reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n2

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In which @gathgwyn complains that it’s only 50 minutes until it’s only two hours until it’s dinner time and there i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yf

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Quite a lot of Australia is exactly like this. twitter.com/BPEarth/status…

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@Viss @dobes This is the future we all need.

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@DavidFeng I can’t see the original tweet because private account.

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BUGPOSTING yes i’m a job creator. the job is therapist

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Thu plan, confirmed: Administrivia and planning (happening slowly while listening to the rain outside); 1700 back r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w9

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@dobes This is why Science is bad.

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“US Obsession With Containment Driving China And Russia Closer” carnegie.ru/2019/07/31/us-…

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“The Andrews Labor Government has convened a cross-party taskforce to investigate the industrial use of hemp and id..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6l

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@johncarneyau @business @VirginAustralia This is going to get very confusing. I’m taking a copy of my own machine’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…61

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jeffsonstein good lord, this will mean families torn apart. these people are messed up. twitter.com/joetrippi/stat…

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business -Qantas requires all 15-inch versions of the MacBook Pro to be carried in the cabin and switched off.
-Virgin Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

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@juhasaarinen @SwiftOnSecurity I am not enjoying the whole “federated” thing.

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There are many day-to-day situations where “Banana to scale” is an appropriate sentence. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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glengyron Some entitled British white men are ok. twitter.com/hackedoffhugh/…

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@trentyarwood You shouldn’t listen to that podcast before bed.

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umairh You know guys you’re making it way too easy for us vampires

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start (in progress, replies will be coming soon); administrivia and planning; errands; 1700 b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JA

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bigtimcavanaugh This is straight-up bullshit. twitter.com/APStylebook/st…

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Ah, @LowyInstitute is having the kind of morning I’m having. pic.twitter.com/WQ45yciHGa

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Right, let’s have another go at “waking up”..

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Pro Tip: Do not call your clients psychopaths. Not to their faces, anyway.

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I’ve just woken from a dream where I was leading a training seminar at a “content provisioning agency” on the ethic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k8

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Thursday. Most of the pigeons were a mistake. Thursday.

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