Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 2nd, 2020

At two minutes to midnight I just want to say, “I need to be in Brisbane soon.” (OK it’s only 11pm there.)

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maxuthink My favourite part of the bio is “somewhat of a guitarist”

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itsdrcheese @clementine_ford @ellymelly @newscomauHQ So far Tex has lifted one finger more than the PM.

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@dprk_ebooks Fair point, we’d all better move fast.

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@ProfWoodward @zoom_earth @BrianHonan Kinda, thank you, though it’s hard to see the full extend of what’s burned al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P7

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Starting to work under the assumption that no matter what nightmares I might have while I’m asleep they won’t compa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jh

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NewtonMark All it took for the leader of the opposition to provide more emergency assistance than the Prime Minister is this o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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swearyanthony If you see a map that looks like this? It’s fucking garbage lies and do not reshare it. The Geo Science Australia /..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TG

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3AW693 JUST IN | Daniel Andrews has just declared a “state of disaster” in six local government areas in East Gippsland an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vS

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That’s lovely, but some of us have been sounding alarms about ransomware for two years. twitter.com/InfosecEditor/…

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@zoom_earth @BrianHonan @ProfWoodward Have you got a map which shows current plus burnt-out areas? I’ve got a bunch of requests for that.

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jonkudelka Earlier today a friend muttered that at least Abbott would have looked like he was in charge during all this. When..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OZ

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@swearyanthony @earleyedition @NickEvershed No grief here. :) I just got a Q from a CA contact because they have this map in The Canadia.

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@davo_aka_george @JlsmithLinda @beneltham Imagine also being so tragic a partisan grunt that you reduce it to “the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lc

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@davo_aka_george @JlsmithLinda @beneltham Good heavens, imagine being so stupid as to confuse how fires are started..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ca

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NewtonMark So with that clear scientific consensus, the paper, including under your editorship, gave equal weight to “both sid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fv

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To be fair, there’s already quite a distance between Prague and Beijing. twitter.com/sgnaravane/sta…

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ScottRhodie Please remember that it’s only a handful of people on social media who are angry at the PM and the Coalition.

Nob..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY

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KetanJ0 “I understand people are emotional but NOTHING justifies language like that”

- A centrist, within the next 30 minutes, I guarantee it

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GovGoogles empathy consultants who cost even more than 190k

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TorSamundsett You people act like you’ve never taken your goat for a walk

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JohnBirmingham “Greetings human breeding female. I am come amongst your kind to press my fleshy meat digits into your waiting gras..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gg

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So to recap, Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP has:

1. Told people to be patient, and other platitudes.
2. Grabbed a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XW

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franksting Remember Australians, the Dutch ATE their Prime Minister for less than what Scotty from
marketing has done this week.

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I had SO intended to cut back my drinking in 2020 but this is all very difficult.

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While I have some issues with the details, more government by random women with goats could be a good thing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Rather, he removed himself. So what do you get for your $3k then, exactly?

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@awelder I know, and I was always such a fan.

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samanthamaiden Well, that escalated quickly @AngusTaylorMP office has just contacted me to say he will not be attending the event twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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AequoEtBono @swearyanthony @GrogsGamut @stilgherrian In retrospect, ’s decision to enrol in the Grad Cert in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UY

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@SpawnRich So, so many people have told me about them. I forgot to look for them at the shops.

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@Ex_spurt Yes. Obviously. How could I be so stupid?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron The sad fact is Howard could have handled this. Also Abbott.

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@RhombusHatesYou @kels_316 Whereas tractor beams are like tugs and therefore RAN.

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carlos_duaso @Rebecca_Cody @ClubeGaffer I’ve noticed a trend of people in my industry trying to contact the HR department for di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GJ

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Rebecca_Cody Australia Post made the right call. Nobody should be sent out to work in unhealthy, dangerous, smoky conditions.
If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8y

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I don’t think any of you appreciate just how brilliant a leader Scott Morrison is. And a marketing genius.

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@R_C_M No, I said it once and this is just the repeat.

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KetanJ0 Another clip, without naughty words silenced, via ABC.

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GrogsGamut Who the hell reaches down to force someone to shake their hand??? twitter.com/9newsaus/statu…

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kels_316 anyway, think I’ll get super mad that the navy don’t have a transporter ray to beam everyone to safety.

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k_morrissey Here’s the full clip. It’s fucking sickening pic.twitter.com/ZUzeLDQZO4

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@sixoh60 Yes, “I’m rushing as fast as I can, Prime Minister.” Sigh.

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stilgherrian Btw did Tony Abbott eventually sort out the dunnies at Manly Surf Club?

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stilgherrian Pay attention, because I’ll say this only once: Peter Dutton Sex Dungeon.

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stilgherrian Not my masthead obviously, @GuardianAus, but calling it a “commercial water mining company” rather than a “Chinese..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uK

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stilgherrian Personally, I like listening to the cricket on the radiogram. I can get my laundry done on the reliable old copper and wringer.

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stilgherrian I like “gathering… around television sets” as a phrase. It’s so delightfully 1960s. We had bushfires then too, yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wu

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k_morrissey Look at this absolute fucking psycho. Blundering into a town that’s burnt to the ground and forcefully shaking a wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MO

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kcarruthers Compelling stuff from @umairh: (Why) 2019’s Lesson is We Have Just a Decade or Two Left to Stop Our Worlds From End..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hj

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@jplonie Good point, and I think @SnarkyPlatypus would agree.

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@RhombusHatesYou @beneltham Morrison can frock up too. I won’t mind.

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@jplonie I am aware of this. One crime against humanity at a time.

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@MichaelScalia86 @AgnessMack @juhasaarinen That’s parliamentary sitting dates. Dutton is a minister so he’s got a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

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beneltham It’s been quite some time since an Australian leader has been run out of town by angry voters. John Howard for inst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc

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@ozjimbob Yeah I’ve seen NSW RFS issue them before the critical days, but I’m guessing they require a bunch of anal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cz

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@ozjimbob This is what I’d feared. Don’t go for it unless you want to. I was just responding to a sensible question..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k5

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Latest “Stay Tuned” podcast with @PreetBharara: Eric Lander on biomedical and genomic research that’s played a cent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TB

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@RealNickHodge I’ll read it out in its entirety.

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Australian Geo People: Someone asked me earlier of there’s a solid current national map of what’s been burned so fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xR

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EnglishRachael Letter of the day/year in @IrishTimes pic.twitter.com/eaLpRgBqvq

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@purserj Maybe. I am almost definitely going to do a podcast in the next few days. The question is whether to be an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fM

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gths For a marketing guy he sure is shit at managing optics

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@glengyron Australia’s greatest retail politician. Why wasn’t he there?

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@trentyarwood @NewtonMark I am so pleased that we have to tell people “Don’t stare into the Sun”.

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I’m starting to hear that the Prime Minister didn’t handle a visit to the fire zones well. How on earth could this be possible?

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NSWRFS Leave Zone - Shoalhaven
Widespread extreme Fire Danger forecast for Shoalhaven Sat 4 Jan 2020. If you’re holidaying..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zu

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JazzTwemlow CRABB: This… this cake has human teeth in it.
MORRISON: No one will miss him.
CRABB: Who?
MORRISON: Time for CHEESE!

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TomTheDoodler These Pacers appear to be generating some interest again. I’ve bundled them together here (there are a few others w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qv

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9NewsSyd Scott Morrison has hastily left a photo opportunity in a fire-ravaged town after angry residents began yelling furi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nN

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@quadrapop This is what I’d have expected. But, like, I have to try them for myself, right?

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GovGoogles stock photo hipster guy on unicycle with a craft ipa and an avocado toast lighting bushfire

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firstdogonmoon RUN OUT OF TOWN! AHAHAAH FUCK OFF SOOT BACK TO KIRRIBILLI WITH YOU GODDAM COWARD

all those residents (including th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9

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TonyEvans92a Just caught the Archbishop of Canterbury’s new year’s message. ‘You could volunteer at a foodbank…’ That’s how no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cv

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timehhh I’m not endorsing, just reporting.

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timehhh A friend has suggested starting a meme telling boomers to go outside and inhale as much bushfire smoke as possible..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3D

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@DCoopes Sorry, I’m getting cranky. As you were. :)

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@_midofo_ Then we’re on the same page. :)

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JennaPrice Getting shirty at a press conference is not leadership canberratimes.com.au/story/6564572/… via @canberratimes

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@DCoopes There’s few places on the planet more than 24 hours away, and we have encrypted comms all over.

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@_midofo_ Oh yeah that. I don’t actually know where that name came from. Questions need to be asked.

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@_midofo_ This is from September, and the previous hardware was kinda getting old.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Look I”m just giving you the opportunity to experience some culture.

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@jrobens Oh grow up. I make this very clear in my profile.

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If I do produce a podcast, it will contain a tasting of these genuine Aussie flavours. pic.twitter.com/YUKippJsz3

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Pro Tip: Never underestimate anyone’s ability to be a stupid cunt.

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Haha. Liquorland has all of the Wolf Blass Eaglehawk wines marked down to $5 a bottle. They’re almost worth that.

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nazeem_hussain I’m pretty sure Jesus would want you to do something, @ScottMorrisonMP.

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This “Someone is wrong on the internet!” conversation has reached the point where I’ve told the barman to cut me of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gj

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@roseannebyrne @Calliope1925 No, you all need to evacuate. That’s what the damn ship is for. Please use it. No one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2B

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@natecochrane @purserj It’s an incredible feat of aviation but so little-known.

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@Rod_Hagen @natecochrane @sleepingdingo It’s not really “death by fire” right now though is it? (I don’t know the a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xi

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@natecochrane @purserj Ask an aside, this is the refuelling diagram for Operation Black Buck, the Vulcan bomber att..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BL

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@natecochrane @purserj Now we’re outside my knowledge, but I’m guessing airborne refuelling. I was also exposed to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

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@Rod_Hagen @natecochrane @sleepingdingo Yes, adhering to current aviation safety standards with civilians on board is such a drag, eh?

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@natecochrane @purserj That looks SO like the others I’ve seen. Wonder how big the underground tanks are.

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@natecochrane @sleepingdingo @Rod_Hagen I’d like to watch this, as an academic exercise because it would be impress..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY

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@natecochrane @purserj I’ve seen the buy-fuel-by-credit-card facilities at small airports. They look like this. Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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@natecochrane My understanding (again note weasel word) is that it means empty and pushing the plane out of safe sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83

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@natecochrane This surprises me, though. Too short even for a C-130J without “max effort procedures”, whatever they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za

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@natecochrane Too short even for a Dash-8 400 take-off by the looks. :( pic.twitter.com/wGnns9kysd

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@natecochrane Not saying you’re doing this either. I’m just tired and this is hot-button for me.

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@natecochrane No I meant me having and go at you. Sorry, not personal, I’m just over the Instant Fucking Experts wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JM

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@natecochrane No you couldn’t. Take-off of a 737 with no locally mandated margin is 1900m. Click through to see ru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gj

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GovGoogles how to appease the serfs with bread and cricket

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@natecochrane I’m not saying any of these are THE reasons. I’m just saying things are not as obvious as it might appear.

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@natecochrane Could be any number of reasons. Runway length. Runway strength. Road access relative to the fire. Or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2u

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AFP Indonesia New Year flood death toll doubles to 18
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📸 A horse pulls a carriage thr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1d

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The cops have got a booze bus in Katoomba Street, Katoomba, and we’re all wondering why.

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@PeteLawler Yeah it was an incredible bit of work, getting the Grose Valley fire under control and doing as little*..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D0

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@DrParnassus @jonkudelka A fair point. I’m reserving my comments for the government parties at this stage because t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LF

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It is very quiet in Katoomba. It should be bustling with tourists at this time of year. I guess everything being on fire puts people off.

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Btw did Tony Abbott eventually sort out the dunnies at Manly Surf Club?

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@moylecroft @jonkudelka Indeed. He understood leadership, even if where he wanted to lead us wasn’t exactly clear a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gx

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@halifaxbeard Anyway, once I’m back at my desk I’ll see if someone’s synthesised something.

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@halifaxbeard There isn’t a national map, which is part of the problem, though the state-level agencies have maps. Which are not consistent.

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@ScottMorrisonMP Actually Morrison is more like a capsized duck. Lots of faffing about on the surface but down wher..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR

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I can feel a podcast coming on for tomorrow, or maybe something darker after Saturday.

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It has been determined that I need a quiet pre-shopping ale. pic.twitter.com/uqYaKr8KyA

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Scott Morrison is even more disappointing than Malcolm Turnbull, @jonkudelka, which when you think about it is quite an achievement.

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Has @latingle told anyone to go fuck themselves yet today? Because I haven’t a few suggestions.

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This is Denmark, Western Australia, and this does not bode well. twitter.com/DenmarkPol/sta…

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samanthamaiden “A Day at the Cricket” @AngusTaylorMP to spend day at cricket with Liberal donors on Saturday- the day catastrophi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OC

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Well this is odd. Angus Taylor has never been tone-deaf or self-serving before. twitter.com/npomalley/stat…

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richardaedy “According to one attendee a similar event last year cost $3000 for some tickets.

The Liberal fundraiser comes as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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GordyPls This guy is “venue services.” What actual services are supplied by scowling at the crowd is unclear but we thank hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6R

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I am so becoming one of those shouty old shitposters. I’ll have to start using the bad hash tag.

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@halifaxbeard Stand by. I’ll do that after the shopping. There’s been some great work by data journalists.

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@ScottMorrisonMP The amazing thing about Scott Morrison is that his mendacity is as clear as water while he himself is as thick as shit.

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@ScottMorrisonMP Anyway we know that the National Security aspect is about the impending polling disaster rather th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5n

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@ScottMorrisonMP If we had a duck as Prime Minister at least we’d get an egg every now and then.

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Hahahahaha! See these, @ScottMorrisonMP?

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They are ducks. In a row. Think you can manage it? twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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@kcarruthers @ScottMorrisonMP I’m about to do the shopping so I’ll get right onto that.

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Why not tomorrow? Why not tonight? twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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Oh no! Not the cricket cancelled? Hey @ScottMorrisonMP have you seen this? CRICKET CANCELLED! twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@munin I’m not following the hashtags at all, but that’s probably the case.

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Please don’t retweet fire maps from weeks ago. And please don’t tweet that map with the orange drop-shaped (flame-s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zw

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@HappySinger Well you’ll just have to wait and see.

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One might imagine that the Prime Minister or state Premier or territory Chief Minister or their deputies could do e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rY

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When Cyclone Tracy hit Darwin in 1974, and Dept Transport (as it was then) staff were evacuated, somehow even over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j0

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This is where politicians’ weasel words fail them. Are you getting the fucking masks or not, Ms Berry? At least say..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hy

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This is very @DavidFeng content, of fucking course.

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bgzimmer Once again it’s my solemn duty to bestow the @stronglang Tucker Awards for Excellence in Swearing. @iamjohnoliver w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E4

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WtfRenaissance Australians watching a Scott Morrison press conference. pic.twitter.com/vP1P5k9xfz

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AngeMaryClaire Having a surplus at this point is like waving a $100 note around while your neighbour starves to death. Obscene.

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@HenkPoley Yep, I’ll attack that later. My curiosity has been piqued!

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@sleepingdingo Yeah all the gods knew I needed that one.

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@dobes @purserj @davidgerard Clearly I should’ve continued with my nap.

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@voltagex I yearn for these more rational times, @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland.

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Thu plan, remainder: Having had an unexpected but obviously much-needed nap I’m having this coffee (points to coffe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dA

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Unexpected nap was unexpected.

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Is Belgium real?

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paulkidd Who is our worst recent prime minister?

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@ajdlinux @aimee_maree @voltagex Actually, no, I’ll come back to the original comment, sorry @aimee_maree. ABC Radi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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@ajdlinux @aimee_maree @voltagex Yep. EWs need to be simple and actionable. Too many of them, or even just non-loca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KM

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lukehgomes The insurance catastrophe declared postcodes across Australia right now. pic.twitter.com/3REJVazjHt

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farantzos When you really want a cold drink but first need to debug a Security Certificate of your Samsung fridge…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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kenchengcomedy can’t wait to have kids and immediately start giving away their biometric data to large corporations

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Fuck it, I thought I’d get in first.

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jdpoc This could possibly be the most Daily Mail thing EVER, for the year, right here. pic.twitter.com/MCzZXJjmxK

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@aimee_maree @voltagex Whether this is adequate is a separate question, and I don’t know the answer to that.

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@aimee_maree @voltagex [Cough] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency… I’ve received a message via this system during the 2013 State Mine and related fires.

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paulkidd Ask yourself: if nine people were dead and thousands of buildings destroyed in a terrorism attack, would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MH

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NikkiMcR The “edge” is that it’s made by a war criminal. twitter.com/nytpolitics/st…

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As I’ve said to friends, treat “The Crown” as a royalty-themed drama. Which is what it is. Not history. Do that and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c5

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Listening to @HistoryHit “The Crown. History v Myth” and yeah there’s rather a lot of same. pca.st/rdechagn

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viperwave This was the best story of the decade. pic.twitter.com/Ke63ulOW5v

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Goddammit this is when I missed the much better “Ashes” joke. twitter.com/erkpod/status/…

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@dobes That would seem to be the quickest option, since we never seem to get around to shooting a fresh one.

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@erkpod Mate, this is hopeless. There’s not a single camel in there.

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@dobes I could give him a decent dinkus.

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@KyBusiness It was also live, and I doubt anyone knew it was going to happen. “Straining at a gnat” is the phrase t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q6

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@juhasaarinen @JonathanHair @abcnews @abcsydney @NSWRFS I don’t think the 4-lane road goes very far out of town.

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JonathanHair Just a section of the very long line of cars trying to get out of Batemans Bay before Saturday. Barely moving at a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2o

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@glengyron @jonkudelka @dobes Are we talking about organising a swingers party?

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Pay attention, because I’ll say this only once: Peter Dutton Sex Dungeon.

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@oberonsghost He’s certainly not busy with departmental business, that’s for sure.

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@dobes @glengyron Hahaha I hadn’t seen your tweet when I tweeted this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I assume Peter Dutton is busy deciding exactly when he’ll announce that Scott Morrison has his total support.

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I’m guessing @CptHollingworth has already seen this, but you never know. twitter.com/MikeDolanVEVO/…

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Oh hurrah! The Spotlight index on an external drive with 1.5TB of data has decided it needs rebuilding. I think I m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G0

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I’ll say it again: Luo Yang is awesome. twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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BREAKING: Someone saw something on television they didn’t like. Solid journalisming, this. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@joannejacobs Thanks, but I have quite a decent list of hidey-holes now. Sometimes people aren’t arseholes.

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@dobes @purserj I believe the traditional method is to nail its feet to the floor.

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@joannejacobs Yes, the plan is that if anything turns yellow on the map I leave. At this stage I’m feeling optimistic though.

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“Prime Minister Scott Morrison delivers a New Years’ message to Australians,” and yes he seems to have received tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…48

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MalwareJake “Nobody knows how they got the USPS master key”

This somehow feels relevant to the encryption backdoor debate. I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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Thu plan, outline draft: Very slow post-nightmares start; data wrangling to fix weird backups glitch; New Year admi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sb

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NewtonMark Holy shit. Why on earth did he let this get published? pic.twitter.com/ogI93OvMLn

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We’re even creating bold new tourist attractions for boring old New Zealand! twitter.com/Rachelhatesit/…

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So don’t ever again say that Australia never does anything for New Zealand. twitter.com/brenakiwi/stat…

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jonkudelka Yes, I am procrastinating thanks for asking. pic.twitter.com/VPxtP0prWo

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@DeptDefence Since the tweet was at exactly 0800 I’m guessing it was scheduled ages ago. Even so.

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A fine photo, Sgt Young. But maybe this is a bit tone-deaf today, @DeptDefence, when some people are calling for th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gc

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beecycles I’m considering starting a freelance business where I offer to look at your bee tattoo design and tell you whether..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…We

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hughriminton OPINION: The NSW practice of strip-searching children for drugs (usually finding nothing) is directed by emergency..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ea

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The strangeness of the Blue Mountains weather continues as we’re enveloped my mists. Yet today’s forecast maximum i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37

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patstokes “This is how I talk in the western suburbs of Sydney in the pub, with my mates at sporting events. And if you don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VA

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@Isayneversaydie We are all getting a bit old, it seems.

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“How the echidna lost its venom” (13 Nov 2013) sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/n… HT @aspientiae.

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@kipstergull @finbaromallon Everyone should be allowed to have an echidna companion.

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edbott LOL, “political activist.” twitter.com/travis_view/st…

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@HenkPoley Google searches for “chinese salty noodles” led to Zha Jiang Mian (炸酱面), which looks like the mix of ing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F7

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@HenkPoley Interesting. I wonder whether it could be about 12 spices perhaps? Because I did find a dish with a suitable name…

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Not my masthead obviously, @GuardianAus, but calling it a “commercial water mining company” rather than a “Chinese..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uK

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Personally, I like listening to the cricket on the radiogram. I can get my laundry done on the reliable old copper and wringer.

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I like “gathering… around television sets” as a phrase. It’s so delightfully 1960s. We had bushfires then too, yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wu

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ratherarthur Homosapien - ‘a sharp little effort with a decidedly crisp rhythm.’ Pete Shelley single of the week in NME, 1981 pic.twitter.com/yZmzVzOanT

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BBCArchive We’re playing the hits today so lets go back to 1977 when the Viewer’s View asked people what they thought about te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ub

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@arizclint Yes. Or perhaps find an iron spike to impale my head on.

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@arizclint I really think I should’ve watched Senator Hanson’s livestream rather than the concert.

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Aelkus where is the lie pic.twitter.com/QxupXOr8Ts

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Maybe the problem is that Pauline Hanson wasn’t in my dreams this time.

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Hooray for nightmares!

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Thursday. It is not only milk that shakes. Thursday.

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