Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 3rd, 2020

stilgherrian Here is that thread as a single page. threadreaderapp.com/thread/1212937…

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stilgherrian A fantastic thread explaining why the “Greenies won’t let us burn shit” bullshit is bullshit. People claiming this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lu

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I would like to thank @BuchananLiz for adding more optimism for 2020 to the pot. twitter.com/BuchananLiz/st…

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@_midofo_ Mate, you’ve got Nazis in your roof.

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BuchananLiz I am hoping we have come up with more solutions to our fuel insecurity than eating into US reserve stocks at sea or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tO

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BuchananLiz with only 20-something days of fuel for 🇦🇺 to run on (optimistic case) if ME supplies are impacted & in light of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xt

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BuchananLiz security crises in the are the central threat in any SWOT analysis for Australian fuel insecurity given..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JP

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@kels_316 I hope they release it on Spotify.

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I hadn’t seen this at the time. This is magnificent. twitter.com/AdaniAustralia…

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@skwashd @dobes @Smartymarty66 @Asher_Wolf @rohan_p @NewtonMark @danmurphys I am advised that redelivery will be attempted on Monday.

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IndigenousX Dr Strangetweet or: How I learned from the Aboriginals to Stop Worrying and Blame the Greens. pic.twitter.com/AvABYbbGJ5

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WIRES_NSW Wildlife rescue car kit, be prepared….

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@dobes @Smartymarty66 @skwashd @Asher_Wolf @rohan_p @NewtonMark Is Agenda 21 about 2021? Because that’s in like 363 days.

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_Islamicat Brother Amir appeared to be enjoying this device he stole from Jeremy Corbyn’s house, until islamicat tell him it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1p

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“Israel Public Broadcasting Corporation foreign editor says listeners were angry at the airing of [Tony Abbott’s] ‘..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ay

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LaurieOakes Scathing reader’s ‘s comment on Mumbrella site re PM:”He couldn’t even lead a choko vine over a dunny wall”.

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matttburke Have you noticed that virtually no colleagues have been out there publicly defending Scott Morrison since Hawaii?

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There’s some great historical photos of the Carlingford Line in this @7NewsSydney piece. twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…

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@twcau @DecayRSO @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p The Truth, Michael. A big huge blunt of The Truth.

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TheTNHoller WATCH: “WHY ARE YOU ON THE RADIO?”

As 🇦🇺 burns, British radio host James O’Brien schools a caller who denies clima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fH

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A Reminder for our Friends Overseas. twitter.com/riayn/status/1…

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@SuperCroup I have literally no idea what SBC Chat is.

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@SuperCroup Are you saying I shouldn’t have told you?

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Sorry, @latingle, but @BetteMidler calling Scott Morrison a fuckwit trumps you telling some random to go fuck himse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kB

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BetteMidler Pity the poor , their country ablaze, and their rotten @ScottMorrisonMP saying, “This is not the time t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb

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kels_316 Morrison stood in front of the media while the military cuck-general explained they would be loading children onto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kt

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@displayb333 @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p What do you think they’re using to lay the chemtrails?

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ZacMabry This plant-based alternative promises to help high schoolers stop vaping. pic.twitter.com/x1PvmIvSAH

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whydidfIy “Yeah, yeah, we had a good Christmas thanks. Quiet. It’s all about the kids. Got any bamboo?”

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FXMC1957 3 January 1988. Margaret Thatcher became the longest serving British Prime Minister of the 20th century. She remain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OO

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@dobes @cbmccartney @rohan_p @NewtonMark I have personally seen the nuclear weapons controls in the F-111 cockpits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vI

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes I think that’s an important part of the whole look.

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p Somehow he’s denying the existence of all the photos. twitter.com/tdincer61/stat…

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bastardsheep Aaaaand it turns out the person they found, is the SON of the man who shushed, force-hugged and tried to kiss the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…np

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NewtonMark The Spit Bridge, Manly. pic.twitter.com/tTdj9MZkuC

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@dobes @cbmccartney @rohan_p @NewtonMark There was a lingering yarn that there were a couple of nukes stashed away..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vn

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coolestdudeva Public: we appreciate what the ABC does for the community and the properties and lives it has saved.
Newscorp: pic.twitter.com/WqUxHtMkrD

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@dobes @cbmccartney @rohan_p @NewtonMark We tried. We tried. “How Menzies Begged Macmillan For The Bomb” meanjin.com.au/blog/how-menzi…

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@dobes @cbmccartney @rohan_p @NewtonMark Who do you think set up Rainbow Warrior? How better to hide the nuclear te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UA

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chriskennett *phone rings at white house*

OPERATOR: how may I direct your-

SCOTT: Iran! Iran. I want the Iran yes. Put me down for it. IRAN.

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10NewsFirstQLD EXCLUSIVE: We spoke to 20-year-old Cobargo resident Zoe Salucci-McDermott, who attracted attention yesterday when s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zL

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stilgherrian “Scotty From Marketing Forces Bushfire Victim To Watch The Cricket” betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/73JRLjylnb

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HappySinger Had fun on our road trip, imagining the abbreviation “Ck” stands for “cock” on bridge signs. Until we crossed Stagn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yP

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mareefeb Be aware! 0290942428 this number is asking people to buy raffle tickets for the RURAL FIRE SERVICE NSW and U would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s8

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@dobes @cbmccartney @rohan_p @NewtonMark Jacinda Kate Laurell “Chk-Chk Boom” Ardern. Open your eyes!

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RT [PROTECTED]: We are two days into 2020. The entire world is at war and somehow Coachella is involved - just as I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cG

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@wendy_harmer @MikeCarlton01 Look I think the important question here is whether he ever managed to sort out the dunnies at Manly Surf Club.

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COMAUSFLT Looking after our guests onboard Choules. @Australian_Navy pic.twitter.com/Mw1HuZhtQg

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ozjimbob Would just like to point out that yesterday and today I took a chainsaw to about 30 eucalyptus saplings around my p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kc

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awelder Gosh, you’d need to ask one of those journalists who has covered politics for years, who might know cabinet ministe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l1

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glengyron He actually flies back to Hawaii and is never heard from again. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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This remains one of the most excellent reviews of “Desiderata”. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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@aussieskydvrgrl Because you finally wanted to learn The Truth, obviously.

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girlsreallyrule Dog says to himself halfway down the stairs, “WAIT! I can and must do better than this.”

Then “I Believe I Can Fl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4

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@dobes @skwashd @rohan_p @NewtonMark We never got fires like this before there were chemtrails. Check and mate.

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Ah, right, I’m starting to understand this a bit better now. twitter.com/tdincer61/stat…

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark There’s a report, but I’m too frightened to click on the link. twitter.com/tdincer61/stat…

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glengyron They’re not umm… competent. twitter.com/20thcenturydan…

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ASE History …. on repeat. pic.twitter.com/S5AnEGo7cN

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@JustJimWillDo @smiffy Is “laying down dome kraut” a euphemism for European military action or Berlin prostitution?

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@jdub So you’re just sounding out the right insult?

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“The townsfolk gather to hear about the threat” is always a prelude to the bad part of the movie. If only it were a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0t

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“People telling you about the all-powerful greenies are generally two things:
- climate denying bullshit artists
-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t3

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A fantastic thread explaining why the “Greenies won’t let us burn shit” bullshit is bullshit. People claiming this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lu

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jrojourno From an Israeli public broadcaster: “I did not expect a former prime minister of Australia to be so blunt about env..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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Max_Fisher A datapoint for those wondering whether the US has fully thought through and prepared for the consequences: Officia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bA

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@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin That’s the tiniest of red blobs at the top of the map, whereas we’re close to the highway fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9u

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@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin The predicted zone of potential fire spread is safely to our north, down in the valley. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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For us at @bunjaree, at least, tomorrow’s weather is not threatening, even given the higher wind speed forecast…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nf

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alibreland hm, seems that people want to know the draft age right now pic.twitter.com/pN3DY1fYcO

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Sometimes threats made on Twitter are just a bit too conceptual. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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I can see lizards.

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paulkidd Behold! Caesar, triumphant, showers gifts upon the citizens of Rome. twitter.com/georgiealove/s…

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juhasaarinen Well, #2020 deteriorated quickly.

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upulie Everything is fine pic.twitter.com/HLLC2JeAxV

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samanthamaiden The Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP is now being attacked by Bette Midler twitter.com/bettemidler/st…

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shaunmicallef Go placidly amid the noise and the haste and remember what peace there may be in silence… pic.twitter.com/K4eSpWsUjO

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This is such a solid premise for a novel, yes. twitter.com/flglmn/status/…

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zdnetaustralia Cabinet papers reveal Howard government’s Y2K contingency plan zd.net/2MKTCvR

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karaschlegl The Morrison Government’s strategy to tackle climate change natural disasters has been solely focussed on injecting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Y

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findabedAU In the midst of the fire crisis across the Australian east coast, many people and their animals will need somewhere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Um

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To be fair, this would be a much better story. twitter.com/ememess/status…

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ElizaJBarr Premier Gladys Berejiklian has stood by transport minister and South Coast MP Andrew Constance after he said PM Sco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ng

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@allrite @dobes @rohan_p Where else could you have put it?

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@dobes @rohan_p I feel fully informed now. Thank you.

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dobes A hall of fame twet if ever I saw one.

Let’s just breathe this all in and enjoy it.

ping @stilgherrian @rohan_p twitter.com/allrite/status…

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DailyCaller Meanwhile, on CNN: pic.twitter.com/Yin3Ysu8Or

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@max_au Nah he’s about to to a press conference.

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@gcpsoundlight I imagine that things are a tad hectic down there today. But yes.

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“Turning the other cheek” as reinterpreted by @ScottMorrisonMP. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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Crossing live “as soon as Scott Morrison steps up” and yeah when that radio mic gets a fresh battery eh.

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GuardianAus “You’re an idiot, mate. You really are”

Australian PM Scott Morrison has been widely criticised for his response t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3p

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“Scotty From Marketing Forces Bushfire Victim To Watch The Cricket” betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/73JRLjylnb

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Sophiemcneill HUGE HUGE news out of the Middle East. The US has just assasinated arguably what is Iran’s most important military..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VY

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Ashgun4hire I hope I can get the electricity back on so I can watch the cricket. If only I could find my TV @ScottMorrisonMP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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MikeSegalov i know we’re only on day 2 but I am 100% certain this will make all the “tv clips of the decade” lists in 2029. i a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7M

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dobes 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Morrison presser due at 1pm pic.twitter.com/ko7NVNgIWI

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Wow. How to set up your little brother to be bullied beyond belief. Maybe I see too much of the dark side of people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yy

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NSWRFS Fire Spread Prediction for Sat 4 Jan 2020
Dangerous fires in Shoalhaven, South Coast, Snowy Mountains & areas surro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xq

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@dobes @Davidramli Lubricating the passage can be taken to extremes, though.

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@dobes @Davidramli Same way that refugees with both steal our jobs and take the dole.

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annajhenderson Local Turkish pide house in Canberra’s Yarralumla has had a sign like this up since before Christmas 🙌..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo

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TrainLinkWest From January 5, minor changes will be made to our timetable.
To see how these changes affect se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pH

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LiveTrafficSyd ASHFIELD: Frederick St is closed southbound at Elizabeth St due to a truck stuck under a bridge. Traffic is heavy. Use an alternate route.

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A solid thread outlining the problems correlating Australia’s inconsistent state-based emergency information format..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as

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Hahahaha. “Phone @Centrelink.” People are fleeing their homes, mobile comms are down, so yeah waiting on hold for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6S

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Retweet this to buggery onto all the relevant hashtags please. twitter.com/erinrileyau/st…

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erinrileyau Need a place to stay during the Bushfire emergency?
Get in touch:
findabed.info
02 7202 6588
findabedau@g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qR

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rod3000 Touching letter all the way from Gilead…. twitter.com/thekennydevine…

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@misosusanowa I don’t think anyone gets that here yet either. Everyone knows someone who’s living or holidaying in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS

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DavidParis @AlisterAir And to think that anyone can have access to this all-encompassing power for the low price of a simple annual membership fee.

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DavidParis The FaceBook boomer meme galaxy mind palace is magnificent.

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DavidParis So the fires were started by activist greenies, who have stopped anyone else from starting a fire for hazard reduct..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fx

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AntonyGreenABC Cartoon in today’s London Times. The Times carried the photo on which it draws on yesterday’s front page. pic.twitter.com/naadwA8ks1

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@misosusanowa Maybe I should do a YouTube channel of remedial geography. ;) Thanks, we’re OK for not in most of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv

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PerthWAustralia Did you pick up the ‘Freudian’ slip when he said he just finished talking with General Houston (ie Hillsong), befor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yN

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JKenyonMusic At first glance I thought this was a smoke stained renaissance master piece.
It’s a photo of people evacuated from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lw

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@misosusanowa No worries, I remember you mentioning UWA before. But the entire city of Perth would have to be burni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jv

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@misosusanowa It’s a shame WA authorities don’t have polygons of the firegrounds. In NSW we have that, but annoying..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sE

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zerogeewhiz A TV psychologist’s home is his castle…of nightmares. twitter.com/danielnmiller/…

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@misosusanowa Nope. UWA is in the red circle, next to the river. Bushfires are west of Perth, with two alerts showi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…40

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@adavid @marcuskelson @MikeCarlton01 @Stay_young4now I think we’re all just too shell-shocked these days.

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COMAUSFLT Incredible work by the women and men of HMAS Choules and Sycamore. @Australian_Navy pic.twitter.com/8VO9xb9AYf

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christoq Australia fires.

The melting point of the aluminum rims on your car is 1,220°F (660°C). pic.twitter.com/kAEhVcNJbv

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AliceMulheron Tim Brown just sent me this footage he filmed while sheltering on the beach in Rosedale. He’ll be coming up on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YG

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Fri plan, supplemental: I’m thinking about a podcast too, but it’ll almost certainly be recorded on Sunday. After w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6M

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Fri plan, such that it is, thanks to today’s Annoying Side Effects: Slow start with fried rice (soon); New Year adm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a0

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@jpwarren @purserj @triangulum_au Helps stop flatulence and feelings of bloating.

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timdunlop And who could’ve guessed that the guy with the ‘I stopped these’ boat trophy in his office would turn out to be an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rP

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amethystwells23 I had a dream that a man was hitting on me at a hotel bar. I’m vibing, he’s vibing.
“I hear you’re into… biting,”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pM

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k_morrissey It takes a really earth shattering fuckup for Piers Morgan to end up on the right side of history but here we are I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hx

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@purserj @triangulum_au @jpwarren So it’s an amphetamine? And that’s its street name?

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This continues to be an excellent song. twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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@jpwarren Ah yes, sorry, the Nimmitabel fixes that awkward itch that I don’t usually talk about.

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@jpwarren A diet supplement? Something about fibre?

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Jeff_Sparrow As they say, better a has-been then a never-bloody-will-be like Leak. twitter.com/BLeakEksplayne…

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@jpwarren I take two capsules every morning.

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larry_irving Good Lord! They are as bad (and as clueless) as we think they are… twitter.com/tomgara/status…

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Someone’s suffering from Centre of Attention Deficit Disorder again. twitter.com/EranCicurel/st…

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The Poe’s Law is strong with this one. A blend of breathtaking ignorance and utterly unjustified confidence wrapped..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PN

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glengyron You see, it’s not the left demanding full fascism now. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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pixelatedboat TS Eliot estate releases notes app screenshot

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IvyKungu Check on your white friends today. This is a tough time for them. twitter.com/amandacstein/s…

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kels_316 updates on the ADF site at the link. Importantly two JTFs have been stood up to work direct to state authorities. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uh

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jonkudelka I know everyone’s very busy, but next PM photo op, pre-wire and harness everyone, and just as Scott’s about to try..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja

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Who’s the prime minister this morning? Anyone yet?

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Friday. It’s a sign of the times but it isn’t written in a language you can read. Friday.

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Gorn. We are so fucked.

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stilgherrian So to recap, Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP has:

1. Told people to be patient, and other platitudes.
2. Grabbed a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XW

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rgcooke A key component of Morrison’s attitude comes from knowing large sections of the media will never hold him accountable.

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@HartWexford Yes I suppose that’s true. This is all very disappointing, obviously.

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@DavidFeng Oh FFS have you spawned? God help us all.

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KarlreMarks History is over we’re just going through the comments section.

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Look I’m sure that Scott Morrison is a fabulous root.

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You would not believe how many tweets that I delete before even half-way through typing them.

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stilgherrian Oh no! Not the cricket cancelled? Hey @ScottMorrisonMP have you seen this? CRICKET CANCELLED! twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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AngeMaryClaire During the plague: we’ve always had illnesses though.

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@edbott I’m joking. Some of us are not catching fire.

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@edbott Only if you’re catching fire.

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@edbott Yes, it’s Friday, and it has been for 45 minutes. What is wrong with you?

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@juffy @swearyanthony We’ve all been there, Paul. (Actually have we?)

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@ChipRolley You’re right, no argument, but there’s also a lot of dark humour coping going on atm. Go the goat! I ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cB

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ItsAndyRyan Brexit will be like when that 50yo guy thinks leaving his wife will open up a new world of shagging 20yos but inste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3u

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Can I just say that “going the whole chook” is a fine phrase. Even if I am guilty of it. twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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@JonoH @djackmanson Why do I even know paper stock? Oh yeah, I did print media. I am old.

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@detly @johnb78 @AngryExile @DrRhysPockett Yeah look if you’re a fan, go for it. But if the cost is a factor, wait..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb

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@djackmanson I see what you did there. Yes, at Chollora. But if you want to wipe your arse on 45gsm uncoated newspr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u0

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@johnb78 @DrRhysPockett @AngryExile I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Important point for Western Australian separatists: There is nowhere in your state that makes toilet paper. (Don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X3

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@SuperCroup Yeah don’t get me started. As you may or may not know, I’m from wine country.

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@umairh Thanks, Umair. We’ve been lucky where we are, but it’s really bad elsewhere. This really is unprecedented d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

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@SuperCroup No. You should have said they’re fuckwits. And also it’s not the price. But I know you know this.

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@umairh Can I just say, I live in the Blue Mountains 100km west of Sydney and we do plan our movements around the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iR

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@umairh Look I know it’s still here but we’re trying our best.

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@SuperCroup OK that’s acceptable. As you were.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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thegrugq Take that Beijing! twitter.com/Jamie_Woodward…

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@SuperCroup No, I meant who is the winemaker, you narcissistic cunt.

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@johnb78 @AngryExile @DrRhysPockett We all should. He probably still owes you another half litre. I had quite a lot of your gin.

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@SuperCroup Mate, you need to sort out this shit.

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@johnb78 @AngryExile @DrRhysPockett I drank so much of your gin while writing this, but I did replace one litre of it.

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@SuperCroup Why are you crapping on about wallpaper?

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