Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 12th, 2020

@DavidFeng @YouTube @BaldingsWorld Idiots. That’s not how you eat it. That’s like downing shots of soy sauce.

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Scarfolk Just a friendly reminder that there are many unexceptional, bog-standard people like you. You’re not as important a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jx

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland What I’m wondering now is (a) how many times the candlemaker had to sniff Ms Paltrow’s pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wr

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@DavidFeng @TakuTamaki On the other hand I just found this “Easy Vegemite Chicken Pasta”, so yes? wandercooks.com/easy-vegemite-…

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@DavidFeng @TakuTamaki It’s been used as a base for stock in recipes from around the 1950s, I guess, but it’s usual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KG

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@DavidFeng @iheartbeijing Ah yes, that stuff came up when I was trying to figure out what the “halogen sauce” might be.

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@glengyron And not the series of silly shit she shoves in her snatch.

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@DavidFeng @BaldingsWorld Ah no you’ve made a mistake. Where is the butter?

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@DavidFeng Now you’re coming to the critical bit.

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GooseInfosec honk

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oliyoung Australia, pick your fighter pic.twitter.com/tDmRt362CH

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems You’re having a whale of a time with this, eh.

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jeremy_gans Good reasons not to hold a Royal Commission: it’ll be a lengthy, expensive exercise on a topic where no coercive po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fR

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NSWRFS At 8:30pm there are 111 bush and grass fires burning across NSW, all at the Advice alert level, with 40 not yet con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D9

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@NGruen1 It had to be said, right? :)

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Google would definitely be able to supply virgins on requests. twitter.com/NGruen1/status…

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erstkate No. Irl I’m a 6’4” mermaid called Shelley. twitter.com/supermarkusa/s…

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neilhimself What? twitter.com/sleazythoughts…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 502: Smoke, mists, and a truth that hurts” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/50… Covers 6–12 Januarytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…nR7A

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@DavidFeng @BaldingsWorld Don’t be afraid, David. That’s just a jar of Vegemite.

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@collettesnowden @R_Chirgwin Curious. Of course that’s an unsourced claim by some random unidentified person who se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mr

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@NewtonMark @NSWRFS I am, sorry yes. I keep forgetting they split have different names for all the different pieces..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QK

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See on Saturday night in Artarmon, Sydney. It seems it’s the place for cryptocurrency fortune-making, @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gF

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@NewtonMark @NSWRFS It’s been under control for two weeks now, from memory.

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@oberonsghost @swearyanthony @dobes @purserj @paulkidd I believe I’ve seen this video before, and yes it’s excellen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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@aleeb88 @SuperCroup @johnb78 The exact words, which I wrote down, were “Your company has ceased to be enjoyable.”

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There’s a bunch of 3yo and 4yo kids next door at some sort of family party and now I know how mass murders happen.

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@kcarruthers @gathgwyn Look I know I’m cute, that goes without saying, but that cat is a menace.

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SnarkyPlatypus Here’s a pic of ScoMo in speedos to cheer up your Sunday pic.twitter.com/5YF2uyLCzw

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@gathgwyn I have just been informed that @gathgwyn was already fed at 8am so basically it’s me who fell for his bullshit goddammit.

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I have fed @gathgwyn don’t listen to his bullshit.

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@BundyB @oberonsghost I’ll come back to you both a bit later I think. I’m still struggling into consciousness. There were bad people.

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Sunday. Is it still a broom if it doesn’t have a handle? Sunday.

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Christ now they’re playing Goldfrapp.

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The people I am with are arseholes.

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Apparently Giles Coren is to blame for Debbie Gibson. Christ I need a drink.

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What the fuck is going on?

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Margarita890 Does Twitter even know me? 🤘🏻 pic.twitter.com/DalgdUYFrG

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