Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 14th, 2020

PulpLibrarian To you, and many more gadgets, we owe a debt of thanks. You made us less productive and more distracted, which is w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rp

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the RioPlayer. You could store all of Jagged Little Pill, Different Class and some of The Bends… pic.twitter.com/8plYudU4Ct

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Every now and then you just have to stop and reflect, don’t you. Boris Johnson is the prime minister of the United..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h7

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to PHP. You were always object orientated… pic.twitter.com/QKDe7cZwnn

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the Atari ST. You were proudly made in America. And then you weren’t… pic.twitter.com/ypUORt2UEn

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the computer diskette. You kept us safe from harm… pic.twitter.com/pJ4pTYqgsP

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the Little Professor. You made mathematics seem fun with your disapproving face… pic.twitter.com/6MFfGXk4d4

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to Letraset. You made school projects pop and zing with your fancy fontwork… pic.twitter.com/7C35iIeEjT

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the Betamax player. You were superior in everything except sales… pic.twitter.com/U4CdH6cjLU

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the microfiche reader. You made a trip to the reference library feel like a Harry Palmer secret mission..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pa

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MrTimCallanan Air quality is so poor in Melbourne today you can’t even smell the Lush store until you’re just 4 blocks from it.

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the thermal photocopier. You save us from a world of carbon copy ink stains… pic.twitter.com/oW7UICDkPO

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the overhead projector. Your little trapezium of light made lectures feel so futuristic… pic.twitter.com/eEJcksQvBZ

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PulpLibrarian Farewell to the mimeograph. You were the smell of our school years… pic.twitter.com/qQecGlIC9o

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PulpLibrarian As we say a fond goodbye to today, let’s look back at some other techn of yesteryear that has gone to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5T

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LapTop006 @jeamland “This plane is on fire.”
“Oh no it isn’t!”
“Oh yes it is!”

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jeamland Panto Airlines safety demonstration:
“And WHERE are the nearest EXITS?”
“THEY’RE BEHIND YOU”

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@simone_au @mwyres @PointZeroOne Hahahahahaha Jesus Christ no! It’s a LONG time since I was young.

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@mwyres @simone_au @PointZeroOne But you get better mark-up on name brands.

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@mwyres @simone_au @PointZeroOne Add a digital print of a photo, but yeah. If it’s all identical underwear then the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zD

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@simone_au @mwyres @PointZeroOne Nah, on a hot day and with a bit of exercise he could set up 4 or 5 pairs of undies in a morning.

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@simone_au @mwyres @PointZeroOne I do know a rather attractive young man, or at least he was then, who a few years..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gP

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@mwyres @PointZeroOne @simone_au Or The Matildas could do a boxed set. So to speak.

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@PointZeroOne @simone_au @mwyres Sadly they don’t extract the fragrance from Ms Paltrow herself, but parfumiers hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TG

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@PointZeroOne @simone_au @mwyres Not that I’ve been following this story, obviously.

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@mwyres @simone_au That said, I’m immensely curious. Just not at that price.

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@mwyres @simone_au US$75 for a single candle is a con, no matter whose frontbottom it allegedly smells like.

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vagina_museum Are you someone who just loves vaginas and has legal or financial experience? WE WANT YOU. SO MUCH. we’re growing o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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chaser Heartwarming: Wombat sighted leading Australians safely away from Scomo’s handshake chaser.com.au/national/heart…

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rik_ferguson I just can’t wait for Gwyneth Paltrow’s soft drink

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Elon Musk demonstrates his new Hyperloop Personal vehicle. twitter.com/GlamArchives/s…

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jimmyraynes If the Liberal Party approached the First World War like they approach climate change. pic.twitter.com/bXMnKN5n0T

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PulpLibrarian Farewell . The angels are waiting at the Pearly Gates to receive you. Press any key to continue… pic.twitter.com/aSKqOlEgJQ

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thesafetydunce The hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake.

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FarmPolicy This map gives you a rough sense of all the ways U.S. land is used. Much of U.S. land serves specific purposes, suc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3c

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Hello. Are you useful at making hard things? Would you like to try making this air filter thingy to see whether the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I1

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@jonoabroad I’m just observing the Twitter stream. @RealNickHodge in particular.

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glengyron The music scene will be great! twitter.com/cosmicjester/s…

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SaraMeagher1 lost my phone in the alps in a club and someone handed it into the bar ! i found this vid the next day and i love h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1V

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH SKY IS BLUE GRASS IS GREEN PETE EVANS IS A DAFT CUNT

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@JonoH I’m just watching the Twitter comments.

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According to Twitter there’s quite a lot of MILF action on ABC TV right now.

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@JM77 That’s be right. I assume he’s still standing there.

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@BunnyWatson4 I am SO surprised someone hasn’t done this joke before now.

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@jonoabroad The avocado pie will take some beating.

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@jonoabroad Not at US$75 a unit I haven’t.

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@juhasaarinen Det här sagan är väldigt förvirrande.

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@juhasaarinen At least I don’t have a candle up there.

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I still think this is the best royal commentary so far. twitter.com/annevclark/sta…

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Thank you for all the Paltrow Frontbottom news.

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patstokes It will spend the first three months after it gets back telling everyone how amazing it was over there and complain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c9

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@gathgwyn Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow. [Food appears.] HISSSSSSSS. HISSSSSSSS.

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abchobart : Premier Will Hodgman has announced he is resigning.

More to come. pic.twitter.com/PyCH6lR8PE

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I wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle causes smoke taint. twitter.com/SingletonArgus…

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SquigglyRick Reminds me of the time the then Dept of Immigration called to correct me. Children were not held behind barbed wire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj

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I hope everyone is having fun at .

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No, @gathgwyn, it is not dinner time. Get a fucking grip.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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@DavidFeng Pffft. Sydney Central to Ashfield every few minutes at up to 100km/h, unless they stop somewhere.

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Has anyone got an update on Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina?

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matvelloso “AI powered” these days means your thing uses electricity twitter.com/richdemuro/sta…

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@dobes @bengrubb @peterwells @seamus @reedfleming Is this some sort of fecal felching reference?

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@bengrubb @peterwells @seamus @reedfleming Pretty sure it was just fruit boxes in SA too.

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@ajsadauskas @rohan_p @Davidramli @bengrubb @j_hutch So what you’re saying is that this list is a public service.

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@rohan_p @Davidramli @bengrubb @j_hutch I’ve had some excellent sex in Norwood. Just sayin’.

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Well_Regulated_ @wane15 Reporting like this makes it sound like the shooting was something that simply happened to this gunman, rat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O7

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@bengrubb @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, you should be proud. There’s a lot to like about this list.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hahahaha!

South Australia:
Norwood
Prospect
Roxby Downs

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New South Wales:
Coogee
Coffs Harbour
Bankstown

Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.

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“Sexiest suburbs in Australia for 2019: The sexiest suburbs are based on the number of adult toys purchased across..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB

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@franksting @kcarruthers Hah! I think I can get a pie, and make a sausage sizzle thing, and a Cheese and Vegemite S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q3

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@garthk I’m guessing that if it happened, and it probably did, it was a long way down the priority lists for news stories.

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pixelatedboat The Warren campaign just released the transcript of that meeting. Doesn’t look good for Bernie pic.twitter.com/HGPki1esSg

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@kcarruthers Recording on Friday afternoon. I have the biscuits. I just have to decide whether I want to have the g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VG

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“Homeless, Disheveled Prince Harry Spotted Eating Out Of Garbage Can Just 24 Hours After Stepping Away From Monarch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s5

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New free book from @theNASEM, “Toward New Naval Platforms: A Strategic View of the Future of Naval Engineering” nap.edu/download/25601

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jasonimms GOOD headline pic.twitter.com/8BZnQy6EVF

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Further to the alleged plan, I’ll have a new episode of “The 9pm Edict” on the line on Saturday, and another one wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

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vanOnselenP So the govt has corrected me…I pointed out the PM saying this is the first time the army reserve has been “called..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I0

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@hughriminton That’s true. And I do broadly agree with your thesis, as the saying goes.

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Tue plan, Annoying Side Effects Day, an update: 1045 back repairs, Darlinghurst (successfully completed); noodles,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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Yes. Wondering how you’ve managed to stay alive this long, and how long there is to go. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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Damn fine photo of a wombat at Kangaroo Valley in NSW following a bushfire, by Wolter Peeters…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sG

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JCDuncan7 I heard an argument in the shop that it was nice to have brexit, because now we could have an independence day. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HZ

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candeira Stage two of the Hero’s Journey is the Call to Adventure. twitter.com/fairycakes/sta…

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mlond85 Seriously? pic.twitter.com/OvXZ5qVOeu

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@garthk I suppose drones do have their uses.

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@schmidtim Yep. It’d be interesting to look at the “Don’t know” figures for all the time series.

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“To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following statements about the current bushfire season in Austral..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wY

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“Do you approve or disapprove of Scott Morrison/Gladys Berejiklian/Daniel Andrews’s handling of the bushfire crisis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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Performance of Anthony Albanese, net approve 43% (up 4), net disapprove 30% (up 2). essentialvision.com.au/performance-an… pic.twitter.com/wf7yge85g7

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May I present for you, Ladies and Gentlemen, some highlights from this week’s Essential Report. Scott Morrison’s ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5X

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Sydney’s sky is such an odd colour today. Is it… blay? Or blowpic.twitter.com/4VlJ5ghmYtYt

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bencjenkins The meme potential of this image of the King of Sweden yelling at a handball match is unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/SaTPUATDHl

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Graunched. That is SO much better.

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It’s a TVC for Virgin Australia which inexplicably features a man with a bad hairpiece.

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There’s a video advert at Town Hall station playing “Up Where We Belong” so you can now earworm it too. youtu.be/bjrOcrisGyI

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I am already well past the Hill of Dead Pets.

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I’m not sure that calling it a “drag queen protest” conveys the direction of the protesting. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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James_Jeffrey Or as Asimov would have titled it:
I, Ribbit twitter.com/guardiannews/s…

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@dobes @DrJJoyner Anyway, yes, the clear message is that Certain Chinese Vendors can be allowed on a case-by-case basis.

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@dobes @DrJJoyner Oh wait. “The system runs off the 2G GSM network and is not affected by the government ban on Hua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jk

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@dobes @DrJJoyner ‘“The department provided advice about what process to follow and this advice was adhered to,” th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ah

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@dobes @DrJJoyner Also, “Brisbane’s Cross River Rail Authority has contracted Huawei to deliver its new digital sig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih

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i386 At least the smoke in Melbourne is more cultured and artisanal

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@dobes @DrJJoyner Ah yep yep. Special-use 5G networks like that could be a thing. Melbourne has a smart city initia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xP

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@dobes @DrJJoyner Now this angle. At the state level, Victoria (so Melbourne) has signed up to Belt & Road. But can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3I

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@DrJJoyner Unless your official has intel on parliament’s intention. :) But I doubt that. I doubt the government ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TS

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@DrJJoyner That’s odd. Huawei is lobbying very hard for the 5G ban to be lifted. abc.net.au/news/2019-11-0…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yi

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Histreepix Generic businessman syncs stray thoughts about Ryan Gosling to his iCloset account, 2014. pic.twitter.com/NB4ymVh5TG

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@DrJJoyner No, the Australian government has most definitely banned Huawei from 5G here. Here’s a handy timeline. cnet.com/news/huawei-ba…

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glengyron Ah, I needed this. Our culture represented properly. twitter.com/whiasco/status…

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Centrelink is designed to instil fear for political purposes, therefore it is a terrorist organisation.

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Tue plan, Annoying Side Effects Day edition: Slow start, again, sigh; 1045 back repairs, Darlinghurst; noodles, Chi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7z

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@bastardsheep I’m concerned about the influencers.

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Anyone who still thinks that “data” is a countable noun is a burden on the species and should be dealt with accordingly.

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steven_metz Can someone send both of them a copy of the Constitution? twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…

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Anyway, that’s called a Market Insight. Please send money. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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Has Jack finally had a proper breakfast yet?

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I also like how Twitter invented a new metric that looked better on the financial report: “Monetizable daily active..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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From their Q3 results, “Twitter stock plunges as company blames ad targeting problems for earnings miss.” cnbc.com/2019/10/24/twi…

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You can already tip me money for my tweets using this link, and NONE of the money goes to Twitter…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hY

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jonkudelka People are cross about Craig Kelly being our next prime minister but I say this may not be the prime minister we ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rh

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“General unsure where to post Cardi B lip-sync after DoD TikTok ban” duffelblog.com/2020/01/genera… pic.twitter.com/ZqqSQYr0js

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@dobes @rohan_p Well this makes far more sense than anything else. Thanks, @rohan_p. I assume the Jesuits taught yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D5

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Annoying side effects are annoying.

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KarenKilgariff Tell the next Tesla owner you see that you love their Chevy Volt

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Tuesday. Inflatable is better. Tuesday.

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