Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 19th, 2020

I’m going away now before I get too cranky and say something problematic.

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No, with whole countries! Catch up with Australia.

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Pffft. Do it with whole cities you softcocks. twitter.com/ProfWoodward/s…

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I’m assuming the “apart from my father” bit only applies to the first part of this tweet. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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robpalkwriter I am genuinely pissing myself, just heard a pal in the Kink Kommunity had a set up of Class Play with a posh lass w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TR

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stilgherrian SPECIAL BONUS: If new contributions between now and the end of the month, 31 January 2020 at midnight AEST, reach $..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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stilgherrian Don’t forget that “The 9pm Edict” is a listener-supported podcast, so I’m sure you’ll want to do the needful. Pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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stilgherrian The taste test of those new Arnott’s Shapes Aussie Legends flavours starts at 29m17s, and goes for way too long. Be warned.

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Authentic Aussie Inauthentic Robot Food Politics, with Added Platypus”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

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KetanJ0 I really love this image at the top of this Economist article.

Someone please make an animated short about this l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wU

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damonayoung who called this a cache of WWII weapons and not “dusty springfields” pic.twitter.com/zdSIMCMmjl

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Well Budwesier certainly couldn’t get any worse. It’s so bad it’s barely even beer. twitter.com/adamelman/stat…

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jen_browning Glad I spent all weekend cleaning. This weather is really testing us! @abcnews pic.twitter.com/q4tRb82xCP

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bennpackham Amazingly, the PM’s run of press conferences ground to a halt after Auditor-General’s report twitter.com/vanonselenp/st…

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arizclint I’ll take two twitter.com/techreview/sta…

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R_Chirgwin I’m not going to get into one-by-one arguments, but leasing rather than owning aircraft is good enough for airlines..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e2

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@snurb_dot_info Or to curl up and have its tummy tickled.

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matthewslaurie Time to bring the washing in. pic.twitter.com/457Z2tsrVn

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matthewslaurie Dust storm heading to South Dubbo. Photo Gemma Walker pic.twitter.com/a2EP2AZxMN

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This is either (a) very Aussie, or (b) a typo for “shut”. pic.twitter.com/wlBHvMb90i

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HeathHarro Dubbo right now …. pic.twitter.com/gsiJ501NfW

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@NewtonMark At least they’re not cockatoos, because they’d just eat your airplane for the shit’n’giggles factor.

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FXMC1957 19 January 1946. Country and Western legend Dolly Parton was born in Sevier County, Tennessee, USA. pic.twitter.com/jVbMxBUl3w

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NewtonMark Rain has occurred. pic.twitter.com/3qJe1uc6qM

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@danilic @Apple @sanityonline The key question is whether you consider it to be (a) memorabilia, or (b) evidence.

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 503: A podcast was created, but have the bushfires ended?” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/50… Cove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uj

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @spreaker @SoundCloud There’s SO MANY jokes I decided to let through to the keeper.

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@boynxdor Hahahaha. I can send a physical address if needed.

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I may throw in some other conspiracy material if the manage to plumb the depths of the 5G idiocy, but that’ll depend on your generosity.

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SPECIAL BONUS: If new contributions between now and the end of the month, 31 January 2020 at midnight AEST, reach $..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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Don’t forget that “The 9pm Edict” is a listener-supported podcast, so I’m sure you’ll want to do the needful. Pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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The taste test of those new Arnott’s Shapes Aussie Legends flavours starts at 29m17s, and goes for way too long. Be warned.

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Authentic Aussie Inauthentic Robot Food Politics, with Added Platypus”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

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@JustJimWillDo In my long and sordid life I have never heard this.

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@JustJimWillDo It’s OK, I have Passion Pop. True story.

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wragge As our new house was built in the year that decimal currency was introduced, I thought it was important that it had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B5

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@SnarkyPlatypus @RichardTuffin Not “exciting”, probably, but your voice is quite good for these purposes.

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@JustJimWillDo That’s why I’ll be sobbing quietly.

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I have finished recording all the bits and glued them together. Now it’s about mixing, rendering, uploading, and sobbing quietly.

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@DaveKirkby I think we’re actually agreeing here.

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@DaveKirkby Is that the explanation in the contract?

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@DaveKirkby Well no, I think we have no business looking at how he spends his income. Same way it’s none of my business how you spend yours.

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@staticsan Hahahaha no you know that’s not right.

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I think I’ve prepared all the remaining bits of the podcast, so after a refreshing Official Podcast Drink I’ll record the main rants.

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@garthk The $18.88 is for Chinese New Year, of course. I wonder if their margins allow for a $4 discount for Hitler’s Birthday?

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@DaveKirkby I strongly suspect you didn’t read the other two tweets in the thread.

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@timpoliti @upulie Yeah what has science ever done for us?

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@GBoroughGrowler That whole Satanist submission is a fine bit of work.

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@upulie Fuck scientists give it me.

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firstdogonmoon i too have flagged a move toward a policy yet have no specifics announced because climate change has only been goin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic

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Bracing myself for the inevitable sooky backlash from arsehats who can’t tell the difference between the noble reli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aq

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“Correct” it? There isn’t anything incorrect here. twitter.com/EladStr/status…

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As an aside, I now have one of Aldi’s excellent 10-cup rice cookers, on sale for an auspicious $18.88. pic.twitter.com/9W10aNoz7S

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@skwashd Hahahaha. I don’t know any Burmese.

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@NewtonMark @swearyanthony That’s beautiful. He never actually did the blowjob, though, so it seems kinda cheap.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have finished editing the taste test and one other brief segment and it’s not terrible.

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I’m currently editing the Taste Test bits that I recorded with @SnarkyPlatypus on Friday. pic.twitter.com/b9QQliCMSS

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Sun plan, confirmed: Record, edit, and post “The 9pm Edict” podcast (in progress); consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap. That’s a solid day.

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plesbilongmi Not a snow scene in Europe… ash on Kangaroo Island pic.twitter.com/7A4pDEvkSo

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@TheNehad But would it be? Maybe a group live-tweeted viewing, like a book club.

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This sounds like the premise for a wonderful sitcom. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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@upulie Same here. Maybe the internet has destroyed by attention span.

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@upulie Well I guess you know these rabbits. :)

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(By which I mean that if you want a major TV presenter to lend their name to a campaign, that’s what it costs. Whet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fB

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(Note for the hard of thinking: Whether the fee represented value for money is a whole different issue. I make no c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eG

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Huh? We pay every other government employee, casual, and contractor “our tax dollars” without demanding to know “ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bB

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Sun plan, draft: Fried rice; record, edit, and post “The 9pm Edict” podcast; consider the week ahead; Weekly Wrap. That’s a solid day.

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KetanJ0 If nuclear power is to have even the slightest chance in Australia, it needs massive government intervention, new p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e7

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What is it with Australians? They want aircraft that work in the rain. They want broadband that works in the rain…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BA

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@juhasaarinen Well BSoD is certainly infinitely funny.

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Pro Tip: If a joke is funny, then repeating it 64 times is 64 times funnier.

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@upulie I feel I compelled to warn you that you may have chosen to go down a very bad rabbit-hole indeed. Philip Gl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e7

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It’s cloudy in the Blue Mountains today, but I’m liking that. pic.twitter.com/f0zjPswwi5

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Sunday. Imagine a carpet. Stand on it. Sunday.

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