Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 21st, 2020

JohnDonoghue64 That awkward moment when you realise that your romantic new ‘white with rose bud’ bedding set makes your boudoir re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ae

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@RayRedacted @Securityblog Except I do get legitimate payments. And Stripe is already part of that data sharing.

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ProfMadhuK Pretty cool that @BBCNews is now openly parroting white supremacist hate speech. The absolute fucking state of this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L9

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chaser Nation savours single facemask free day between smoke and coronavirus outbreak chaser.com.au/national/natio…

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@NewtonMark @adamliaw I’m almost prepared to rank @adamliaw a lesser criminal than this guy. Almost.

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@glengyron @trentyarwood @SnarkyPlatypus Wow “Goop” is just one letter above “foof”.

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@DavidFeng Wot? You only had it for the first time the other day!

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@DavidFeng Every goddam tourist tries Vegemite because someone tells them to. And then they get eaten by a drop bear.

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@Sarah_Alice_X @dannolan I don’t have time for these questions.

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@DavidFeng We can organise one or more of these things. However my most recent podcast does contain the eating of c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ei

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@DavidFeng Well, I won’t, because as soon as I saw the dodgy-looking transactions tonight I reported them and refunded the money.

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Pollytics Morrison: “I name NSW for not meeting your random spreadsheet target!”

NSW: “Fuck off you idiot”

Morrison: “I nam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mv

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Pffft, @dannolan! You can build a nuclear reactor in about a week. Even faster if you don’t know what you’re doing. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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WhoresofYore People arrest for “wearing the apparel of the other sex” in New York in the 1930s & 40s.

vintag.es/2017/09/when-c… pic.twitter.com/HNA8glmAr6

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@DavidFeng Well 99.7% of the 1200+ stolen card numbers were indeed blocked automatically. The system works.

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@DavidFeng @stripe Reporting the transactions as fraud does report it through to the cops, but this is then data-dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GT

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MikeCarlton01 Quite an achievement to dress as badly as Nick Kyrgios. He looks like he’s manning an all-night servo somewhere on the way to Wagga.

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@tacticalmaid @stripe That I don’t have to do, thank the gods. I use a Memberful subscription link like this one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vN

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It seems there were more than 1200 of those fraudulent card attempts. pic.twitter.com/eFqXOc8814

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Anyway, the total is now at $385, which is lovely, thank you.

Btw, a new subscription paid monthly only counts fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8L

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@tacticalmaid I’ve always been quite impressed with how @stripe allows you to dig down into every transaction and g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sp

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@charliedrummond @stripe I’m not telling you while @stripe is watching. :)

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@tacticalmaid Yeah that’s a human, and for that matter it’s a human that I know. pic.twitter.com/EuvQaAK6BQ

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@stripe Thanks. :) I’ll pop through some details shortly.

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@manindotblack Yeah but there are different kinds of odd.

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@bigbadave @stripe Yes and no. Services like Memberful, which I use to manage subscriptions, do batch runs in the t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sI

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@stripe Four payments got through, all cards from Singapore. One bot IP address was in the Philippines, the other in Des Moines, Iowa.

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Oh this is new. A criminal bot is signing up to my lowest level of subscription ($4 a month processed via @stripe,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px

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OK so the total just hit $362 with a new CHEEKY RED subscription. skank.com.au/subscribe/ Thanks, @manindotblacktwitter.com/i/web/status/1…5f

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@CosmicRami Or am I anthropomorphising it too much?

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@SteveMolk Three chests! That’s SIX NIPPLES.

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madconnaughton They just made everyone in Melbourne Arena dance along to “YMCA”, my favourite Margaret Court sledge of so far

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@CosmicRami Pffft. They’re all stars. Past, present, or future. OK then, Skybucket.

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I may throw in some other conspiracy material if we manage to plumb the depths of the 5G idiocy, but that’ll depend on your generosity.

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SPECIAL BONUS: If new contributions before the end of the month, 31 Jan 2020 at midnight AEST, hit $500 I’ll livest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw

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Don’t forget that “The 9pm Edict” is a listener-supported podcast, so I’m sure you’ll want to do the needful. Pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mv

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ICYMI, I did a podcast on the weekend just gone. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The last Public House Forum episode was in 2018. “The 9pm Public House Forum 6 / Hometown Forum”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za

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stilgherrian Hey Melbourne, would you be interested in me doing a Public House Forum podcast on the weekend of 23-23 Feb?

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jpwarren Nuclear power can’t work in Australia because the nucleons are upside down.

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pixelatedboat Okay here we go:

Q: What is a baker’s favourite punk band?
A: The Bread Kennedys

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@danilic Thanks, Dan. I’m looking forward to his next album.

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@peter_tonoli @markhumphries Yeah it’s worth an update, though it’ll need a different premise. Maybe a training pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FR

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This starts in an hour, at 7.45pm AEDT, but if I’m going to watch it I’ll watch it in the morning. twitter.com/Huawei/status/…

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Next batch of listening for me, i.e. not timely listening, RN Presents “Why The Cold War Still Matters” abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@MsPraxis @markhumphries Well, enjoy NZ however it turns out. :)

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Could someone please pass this on to esteemed voice actor Robbie McGregor? He may quite like being classified as “G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GW

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@oberonsghost @PetrocTrelawny There’s something even more joyful about baklava.

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GMegalogenis “Resurfacing an oval (is) not really a national emergency …” twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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markhumphries Relevant again following recent interviews with Cash, Morrison etc. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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I have just finished listening to “Riot Act” by @markhumphries and a disturbingly large cast of co-conspirators and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZL

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This is an excellent tale of big data success, or something. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Good to see him extending his range beyond ranting about the ABC, shouting at the weather, and dog breeding. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@AndrewPStreet @Wolfie_Rankin At which point most of the fruit flies die and debate is adjourned.

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NSWRFS At 6:15pm there’s currently 64 bush and grass fires burning across NSW, 16 yet to be contained. Tonight, more than..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bz

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DrRhysPockett It has just occured to me that hanging foil off your hat like corks would produce a tin foil hat that would probabl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AW

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JustJimWillDo They were once photographed together standing behind a red sign. twitter.com/cricketworldcu…

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Hey Melbourne, would you be interested in me doing a Public House Forum podcast on the weekend of 23-23 Feb?

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tingguowrites This statement was for party officials & bureaucrats, but the mouthpiece announced wider control: m.thepaper.cn/newsDetail_for…

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@purserj Media licensing is a strange, tangled orgy of multi-tentacled centipedes.

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NuclearAnthro 4/n

Today’s release also includes a 90 second video on the press tour admitted to Trinity Site after the US..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CK

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Adrian_Dodd Thanks @PeterDutton_MP for this great book recommendation. Five stars. Should be taught in schools. pic.twitter.com/idVLX3Lh2l

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vanOnselenP Let’s pop the bullshit bubble MPs keep trotting out re sports rorts. They talk about the value of community sportin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cN

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@Sarah_Alice_X @NathanaelB Exactly. Still, the blockchain people make a lot of money, so there’s that.

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@sleepingdingo Hahaha. No, please don’t send the astral travel people at me.

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@Sarah_Alice_X @NathanaelB Well the last bit is the key to all this. “We have a new technology. You can use it for…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef

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@JohnBirmingham I HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT THE SECOND AUDIOBOOK THINGY.

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@HappySinger But that… wait for it… flies in the face of reason.

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@jpwarren What if you try using someoneelseGovID?

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@oberonsghost @Rashas_Mo @Scarfolk I don’t think I’ve managed to eat even half a baby.

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I think I missed this @davpope from the other day, @dobes, but both you and @RealNickHodge will enjoy some of the v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…be

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I think Audible is trying to tell me something, @JohnBirmingham. pic.twitter.com/suCCnuUqTH

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This is what we’re telling people, yes. twitter.com/smartbrain/sta…

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Listening to the latest @TheAtlantic @radioatlantic “Arnold Schwarzenegger on Show-Business Politics” pca.st/6icvhyfj

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find_evil I don’t even have a caption for this pic.twitter.com/iHxBCz1IUB

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lanesainty 75 out of 77 government MPs didn’t bother to reply when asked simple yes/no questions about their attitude to clima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LI

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davidhogg111 17 y/o Trayvon Martin was shot on his way to get some skittles.

Yet there are thousands of white men able to marc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9u

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All this shitposting is resulting in so much productivity I might need a nap.

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@cbiggins No that’s Ned Kelly’s “map of Tassie”.

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@Kxyne I do so love me a literary reference. :)

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Did we ever find out what the fruit flies decided? pic.twitter.com/gsGqMwC001

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p How does that wor… oh hang on, I just worked it out.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @rohan_p So as far as I can tell, Canberra will get the virus next. The obvious evidence is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is

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OK, if we get to a third hour I’m adding in a 30-minute dramatic reading of all the comments along these lines. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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If only skilled manufacturing sector workers who run the process of turning CAD files into reliable working machine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mP

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MUPublishing ✨Applications for our Publicist role close next Friday 31st January✨Send your CV and cover letter to mup-contact@un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pP

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus This explains why they moved entire cities beforehand. twitter.com/beijingboyce/s…

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus So many things are happening at once!

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@quinch @SamSykesSwears It’s a truly beautiful bit of work.

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@manindotblack @erstkate I think I might need to draw you a diagram.

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Well you wouldn’t want your plutonium to get cold, right? twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Akelaa “Unsolicited Dik-Diks” is quietly one of the funniest Twitter names ever twitter.com/UnsolicitedDik…

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BetootaAdvocate Highly Religious 77-Year-Old Says Type Of Shit You’d Expect From Highly Religious 77-Year-Old:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d5

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beijingboyce The greatest human migration in Chinese New Year history. All of Beijing moved south and all of Shanghai went north..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bT

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@erstkate Same. Imagining it, I mean. Not wailing like untuned bagpipes during fellatio.

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@erstkate Good thing I didn’t have to blow him then.

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@erstkate One of my most-liked movies, yes.

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@dobes That’s 7.45pm AEDT tonight. How much do we hate ourselves?

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@erstkate Terry Gilliam kinda did, though he’s turned into a bit of a cunt now.

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@GreenJ @stonecold2050 Well I was also going to say that talking about “today” and then using an image that’s defin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k2

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I’m liking the definition of a “Significant” FOI request and what to do about it. This is just part of it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3

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jonathanchait my favorite part of this scandal is Donald Trump Jr. raging about nepotism daily twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr…

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I too can become a Boomer Memelord.

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I really should’ve worked the Engadine Incident into this image too. Maybe Morrison is at the very end of the Human..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xg

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jpwarren fans! @RightToKnowAu has obtained the Dept of Human Services FOI Manual: righttoknow.org.au/request/foi_ma… PDF here: righttoknow.org.au/request/6032/r…

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@stonecold2050 @GreenJ Just quietly, the two hotdogs are identical. I think that’s grounds for suspicion.

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dobes There should be a new area on that BuzzFeed political scandal chart, having Twomey called in to speak on your predicament

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@TiktaalikD Which industry isn’t it disrupting? All of them. No industry has yet been disrupted, or is soon to be d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw

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@stonecold2050 @GreenJ Oddly, this image has been around since at least 2016, so yeah nah. new.qq.com/rain/a/2016091…

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1. This is an excellent idea and I wish them well.
2. This might possibly create the loudest audio feedback screech..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wh

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Scott Morrison seems to be quite a few steps down in this Human Centipede. twitter.com/sophblack/stat…

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See, @SnarkyPlatypus? At least this production of “Cats” has a clear plot. twitter.com/DickKingSmith/…

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@dobes FILL ME WITH YOUR WISDOM, O LORD!

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@GordyPls It’s been that time of year for two months. They start being send mid-November to make the monthly print..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5m

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Dear Tech PR People, here is a comprehensive diagram of how interested I am in your random executive’s hand-waving..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F

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SwiftOnSecurity Everybody: The world is burning

My brain: pic.twitter.com/eOOo6Di8dl

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Hey @NewtonMark it looks like @jpwarren has better internets than you do! twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@NathanaelB @Sarah_Alice_X Let’s roll back a step. What is the real-world problem that is to be solved? What are th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mB

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Counterpoint: It isn’t. It definitely isn’t. And it isn’t. twitter.com/BelemQB/status…

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Children of boomers, here is an important article about your housing options. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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@jplonie @jpwarren We could attach the bottles to frogs as drogue chutes.

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Listening to now: @lawfarepodcast “The Lawfare Podcast Special Edition: Senate Trial Preview” pca.st/2ukdjm8f

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Listened to earlier: @lawfarepodcast “Shorts: The Sordid History of Impeachment” pca.st/6ukspt1k It’s a rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7u

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@acobb83 It’d have more frogs, certainly.

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franksting By religious logic, did Sutherland shire cop the brunt of the storms yesterday because there are too many Christian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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NewtonMark One day we’ll find out that Scott Morrison has a Commonwealth-funded shipping container full of baseball caps that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A

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I can recommend a monthly dose of fresh hot beef. twitter.com/beefanddairy/s…

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Thinking that a plague of frogs wouldn’t be all that bad.

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dobes I know of a better America within the Andromeda galaxy twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@kiwibrew All I’ll say is that sounds like a lot of work.

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@PollHereford @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup That whole region is probably one of the best for it, yes.

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NGruen1 The New Opiate War

Fascinating post by @FrijtersPaul

The rich pushing drugs and a demoralised poor finding them..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lV

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@kiwibrew This shouldn’t be about your will to live but their continuing ability to live. You know what to do.

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@glengyron @PollHereford @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I am still determined to take @SnarkyPlatypus to some proper Australian Chinese places.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @schlutes @joshgnosis Well, no, but it’s counted as Western these days. Probably because they have The Bomb.

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@jeamland “Randall McBoomer”? Randy for short.

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According to my calculations the total has already reached $150, so I’ve set aside the evening of Sat 1 Feb for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WF

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dobes So majestic twitter.com/frajds/status/…

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SamSykesSwears Some writers will try to say “why do you use f-f-foul language when there’s so much more extravagant/fanciful/majes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

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@NewtonMark Yeah I know. There’s some C-130J doing much the same. As I say, though, nice day for it.

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@dobes @schlutes @SnarkyPlatypus @joshgnosis Depending on your definition of “white”, he doesn’t appear to be going to any not-white bits.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Actually maybe a field trip is called for.

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Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron. Should I head to wherever this is and buy a bag? twitter.com/yodaberg/statu…

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Tue plan, an outline: Fried rice (eaten); laundry (in progress); sort out all the email and story ideas and turn th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5a

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@munin Have you thought of becoming a Sovereign Citizen?

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@munin This is what we in Australia call “bush lawyering”.

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werna_ 🤔 pic.twitter.com/TBHZQ4wXB2

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@dobes @joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus I suspect he’s impossible to stop. Or he’s stockpiled some timeless wonders. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…St

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snurb_dot_info is trending across Australia. Hope the social media intern in the PMO took their heart medication to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GN

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scienceshitpost Suggested by @LileyPeter pic.twitter.com/fW0RBpYGEV

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Nice day to take TAIPAN 44 for a bit of a fly, eh @NewtonMark? pic.twitter.com/Aup38IxYAm

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The weather forecast for the Blue Mountains today is lovely, but I’m still with @CARROT_app on the sentiment. pic.twitter.com/yvWZN978Hq

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@SimonThomsen I know that criminologists tell us that deterrence doesn’t work but clearly we need MOAR DETERRENCE here.

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@yarrambat Yeah that incident was quite a bit fucked up.

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I WILL DEFINITELY GET SOME ACTUAL WORK DONE TODAY.

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@dobes @NickEvershed @purserj No, wait, is Star Wars Babies a Star Wars starring its own fans?

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@burgotastic Apparently the Sydney Harbour Tunnel was the first one installed, in 2014. At least so says the news s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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@yarrambat Yeah I guess we knew all that. Sigh.

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best_in_dumbest We can be the “Semen”
in “Bemusement” pic.twitter.com/MfTb6w97Zw

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And now it’s 10.00am. Brilliant.

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There’s a few more things wrong with the world, and I’ll return to my proposed solutions for those problems at a later date.

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When I’m Tsar of Australia, any driver who ignores that sign will be strung up to replace the vehicle height warnin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9R

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How do people do this? There’s like a billion clear warnings about your vehicles height, including a huge automated..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wr

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jeanburgess Meanwhile humans can’t stand 30cm back from the luggage carousel twitter.com/UniverCurious/…

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Oh yeah, and this. I think we’re pretty much at the $100 mark already but I need to cross-check later today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If you enjoyed this dream, please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar at stilgherrian.com/tip/.

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@RedShane1 I have them most mornings. They’re a happy adventure, usually.

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Meanwhile there is speculation about the causes of the dreams. There was no choose, no Shapes, and no alcohol since..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qw

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Anyone wishing to cite this may edit it to “racehorse-owning bitcoin trader” because that reads better. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway now I want to re-edit that description because the writing is flawed. Sigh.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus To be clear, I don’t think less of her for having an infection. It’s just that she’s st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w6

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Oh it’s 9.30am already.

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus I have no idea whose these people are. One looks like an eastern suburbs bitcoin trader..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vx

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“Leave him to it,” said the driver. “He likes to catch badgers single-handed.”

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In another dream, unrelated as far as I could tell, I got into an argument with an American general’s driver while..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lT

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Well those dreams were interesting. One included being on a chamber orchestra’s tour of China, where I was roped in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mu

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Tuesday. Imagine what would happen if you squeezed both of them at the same time. Tuesday.

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